Bill Burr comedy on Black People. 

He is right they scare 😱 me to and I'm black ⚫️ too!!!

More scarier than them crispy black Air Force ones

I’d argue it’s the opposite for white guys 🤷🏼‍♂️

😂😂😂Sadly it's all true 💯💯💯💯

😉 💯 💯 💯 😉

It doesn't take balls, it takes sense. The genius of his comedy is that there are people in this day and age on the left _and_ the right who can get a laugh out of it because the only side he's really on is his own. Bill has a reputation for being insensitive but in reality he's just telling everyone to calm down and get some perspective, regardless of their race, sex, religious beliefs, or political leanings. Shit, I'm far from being thick skinned; if someone says something bad about me in just the right way I'll curl up in a ball and cry about it to myself and any of my friends who are around, but at the same time I'd like to live in a world where people can laugh at themselves and not constantly act like they're on guard for any personal attacks. I say this as someone who opposes racism, sexism, homophobia, and is fine with using someone else's preferred gender pronouns. I'm what people stereotype as the oversensitive millennial but the difference is I can tell the difference between someone trying to be insensitive, someone making an honest error (see wrong pronouns and microagressions), and someone just making fun out of the stupid things that people treat as sacred by using provable facts to make observation based jokes (see Bill Burr). Sorry if I went a bit off topic there, my train of thought occasionally gets derailed.

​@@MythicSuns pronouns and microagressions ? Don't smoke crack then type, it makes you sound douchy.

@@MythicSunsI get what you mean and I agree with ya. Better to be an over sensitive millennial than a racist, simple minded, bigoted piece of meat with eyes.

And if you ever listen to their podcast, you'll find she has the exact same sense of humour as he does. They absolutely rip into each other.

fucking a black person dn mean you are not racist....

Don't forget his in-laws are black.

Actually he is wrong about Hitler. Jesse Owens got a lot of praise in Germany and was greeted by Hitler. Jesse Owens wrote about that himself. He went back to America and he was segregated immediately again and he didn't receive any praise from the US president. Hitler showed more respect and praise to him.

@@tonioparanov5202 Of course, the "strong browns" aren't as lowly as the "worthless Jews."

Lubby, nice to see my fellow SA enjoying Bill

@@frostiestcaptain5620 They were never claimed to be worthless. They were exposed as deceivers and disturbers of the order and peace. And they still do it until today.

Such a great line. Up there with “get outta the pooool!” 🤣

it's crazy when you know the areas he's talking about too (well there aint no danny glover street, but you get what i mean) 🤣

Lol thats what I came to say.

I choked on my chips!!

@@drewcalhoun381 once he said 2 train I was like oh nah where is she bringing him lmao

Yo!!👏🏿

Fr bro. I hate when people take everything to seriously.

Best comment

thats why the whole race shit should just go and let whoever call people the n word let them call us crackers whatever who gives a shit if its not in the intention of hate why does it matter its just the same as calling someone a wog, im half Italian and Greek and i got called a wog and other "slander" names relating to my ethnicity but i didnt go " what did you say racist" i just insult them back and move on with my day. my mum used to get spat on and bashed for being one of the few european kids in the whole school and people have called her a wog her whole life and she doesnt complain shes proud of it just like i am, so i dont see why the n word has to be any different, own it and move on with your life literally every other race has why are the blacks the only ones that still have an issue ? its like the only card they have against whites or something but its so petty, no one really even uses it to insult anyway, youd be surprised how many white people call each other the n word i dont think its because theyre racist but a ni__er is like a mate or bro essentially so whats the issue in that ?? i guarantee 99.99% of people say it and have not even an inkling of thought about intending it to be racist.

Word life.

your a natural slurpee

@@JasonBlack66 I am not KOOL enough to understand whether your insulting me or complimenting me It matters not

He's awesome. Better than Chapelle. Burr never did no 8min bit abt Stovetop that didn't have any jokes in it.

His wife is black

@@lestercross5123 I think you missed the punchline there genius.

Lmmfao👏 😂

I literally just spit out a mouthful of juice on my computer monitor!!!! Spot on analysis!!!!

FACTS 🔥💥🤣👊🏾

especially if they black air forces im not scared but i’ll definitely be on guard 😭😭🙅🏿

Don't like to admit it, but goin off statistics from years of observation and dealing with n*ggas on the daily, it's all true. If his shoes and style are trash, his life probably is too and he dgaf to pick a fight with anybody and everybody.

Omg, yes.

You have Paul Blart actors name? That's cool as hell bro hope you go very far in life

He's so genuine and willing to laugh at himself you can't help but love the guy.

word so white NYers can feel street. It's a fn convenience store or corner store

I laughed louder than I usually do 😂

Can someone please explain what one is

​@@Quayd_McMahonit's top secret.

There's a pretty good Arab comic coming out of Detroit that's earned his seat at the cook out. I forgot his name but he will be on TV in June.

@@rasheed7934 Good lookin' out!

Try Russel Peters...

@@MrAlmaguinyour a man of culture I used to listen to him in the old days

@@MrAlmaguin Exactly what I was thinking. He can even go farther because he is a brown man. Love his take on Chinese and his dad's Indian mannerisms. :)

Me rn lmaoooo

@@RomanInDaRain shit too accurate 😂

😂😂

@@kamdawg00 😂 it’s really just an easy style to pull off as long as you put it together properly

When I went to college in 1999 I was a white dude from a kind of suburban/rural area and my roommate was a black guy from Detroit. My entire collection of shoes consisted of a single pair of sneakers and a pair of Doc Martens; he shows up with like 30 boxes of Timbs and Jordans. It blew my mind.

You fine as hell lmao

I'm a native american midget that identifies as a toaster and I also agree with Bill on every single point!

haha sorry but reading that comment just feels off. Makes you ask “why”

@@allaboutthemurzic so sweet

@@TheVanillatech I'm a transsexuals nazi Eskimo and I also agree with everything Bill said !

Good one

White people bred blacks to be strong enough to work as slaves. Now they own sports

Ever heard of cool runnings?

Lol. Hmm what sport can’t underprivileged black kids afford… “I’m found skiing”

I actually have the simple answer for this conundrum, to be honest I thought it was general knowledge as I read it in an article as a child many years ago; people from African descent a.k.a black people have longer heels, like the bone is longer at the back, hence they can run faster and for stamina, basically like a car's engine design with airflow in the front to ventilate and cool down the engine, black people have larger nostrils and generally directed more to the front in comparison to white people having long noses and narrow, downward facing nostrils which restricts airflow, (white people in general have better sense of smell). Alas, black people are superior athletes when it comes to Olympic activities, i.e; jumping, sprinting, there are also bones in the hands, which makes them better at gripping, so grappling or wrestling and even general fist and bone density is superior to white people. On the contrary black people have an extremely low % of non-dark brown irises, with the multitude of eye colors, white people's eyes are superior. These aren't racist things, it's only racist when it's perceived as such. It's biological, statistical facts! When we can all embrase our limitations and allow people do what they do best, humanity can continue with evolution. Untill then we're stuck in this racial loop being kept alive by a shallow minded people.

My favourite part is ".....well, they came up there"

Me too. I love this guy!!!!

Well it’s not racist because he has no ill intent he’s not making fun of black people

That's because he lives or has lived with and among black people. His peers were black people. I lived that way as well and when you go back around whites and talk openly like that, they look at you like you've committed a crime and you wind up wondering why you all of a sudden feel like a bad person. If you grow up with or spend years with black folk, you joke about race differences. You hear sht about yourself and you acknowledge the obvious about them. Nobody is afraid to be real. If you see someone afraid to say "black," you know they haven't lived around black people.

@@normaforsyth7950 good points.

@@normaforsyth7950You assume way too much bud.💀

@@dubwub4667 I made no presumptions or assumptions. Everything I said after I said 'I lived that way as well,' is true of mine or my peers experiences. Maybe its because I said "you" instead of "I" but that's a pretty common way to speak when ONE considers their experiences common or average and not unique. EVERY time I've known or hung around whites who have grown up with or lived years in black communities of this kind, they have acted or talked or joked like this. As do I. So I feel pretty comfortable saying it as if it were a common experience. No assumptions there. Just personal experiences with me, my friends, and now personal observations, every day, of hundreds of people in my town. Put it like this: If all dogs you have been around bite you, and all dogs you've seen around your peers bite them, and you see all dogs in a new town you moved to bite everyone in that town, its normal for you to say "Dogs bite you." Its just beyond assumption or presumption at that point.

Lmao. And then hitler gets popped in

125th is so nice now. More police than people. Harlem is gentrified.

Not at 3am

@@MeaghanTamara yeah it's definitely changing there, if you compare it to what it was like 30 years ago it is a drastic change. 🤔

Remember, Bill was thinking with his dick at that point. “125th Street ain’t so bad at 4 in the morning. Look, there’s only 5 black guys standing at the corner instead of 25.” 🙂

@@MeaghanTamara it's not all gentrified

RIP Patrice!

Check out his podcast, watch him in breaking bad

his set up and his delivery is too good you can never tell if he is pissed off or impressed that boston accent is spot on for his style of comedy it just adds another level 😭😭

Big Jay oakerson is great too

@@azureandnoir3274 And his accent is toned down for his routines. Watch the RU-vid videos of him giving a tour of Boston. There are two of them. That's where he reverts back to his roots and has a wicked haahd accent ked.. I'm from the same area so I can verify.

Black 😂😅😂😅😂😅

🙄 Okaaay 😂

Racist

@@garlicglizzy4374😂

He’s a genius comedian all the top black comedians love him and hold him in their top 5 which is a massive deal

Theo Von does the same thing...everyone of all races laugh right along with* *each other. Such a skill/talent to have!*

I don't think it's that hard.

​@TrudyPatootie no he doesn't. Theo von is very facetious.

Im actually offended, he should not say these things

Multiple views bud!😂

I see what you did there 😏

You had me in the 1st half.😂

“Just tackle the guy! Or move out of the way or something. Don’t you get tired of those nuts flying over your head all the time?” 🤣🤣🤣

@@zelmo73 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I know "come up here.... well they came up there..." 💀 Lol

@@dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289 Yes and the next big mouth, shit talking coward that dares me to come up there ... had to be part of their decision.

Fix a plate for Bill and put everything on it!!!

even the pie and cole slaw??

@@danf4447 HELL YEAH!!! As long as he doesn't bring the potato salad

@@missayawklet him bring it! It's invited to the carne asada as well

Y’all using those invites to loosely

Check out all his stuff,he is amazing,funniest guy doing stand up

Look up his coverage of the 2016 election. Sitting on the panel with Joe Rogan.

You gotta watch Opie & Anthony with Patrice Oneal, one of Bills best friends.

I think you might be remembering a Lifetime movie.

No remembering life as it used to be back for everyone got so sensitive thanks to politicians and lifetime.

EXACTLY

Well, not when people were segregated obviously.

@@lewisham they were segregated then? BS. The late 1900s were the best times. Now it's more racially and politically divided than ever thanks to politicians.

Didn’t need to approval lol

Naa man, this dude curb stomps Carlin.

I told a friend last week that Carlin and Burr are in my top 5

@@jdb3160not curb stomps come on. Carlin for his time was genius and the best with Pryor. It’s completely different times. I like Burr more but curb stomps is too much

Carlin was just an angry self-hating White guy. In that regard, they're exactly the same. Burr is actually funny though, unlike carlin.

He’s good. But he’s not that good

Zo, izt a nice day, izn’t it? ☠️

Go to bed

😂 that part had me rolling

I love Bill he’s hilarious 😂😀😀😀

Right!

I love how you put that, OP 🖤

My feelings exactly, you get it and it’s nice to know people like you are out there. Give’s me a little bit more hope

We are ALL human beings.

No such thing as another race. A person is kind of a dunce if they think a different skin tone constitutes a new "race."

Almost like he's using quick twitch muscles to talk.

Forgetting quite a few there

@@nolesy34 nope.

@@crabtrap eddie?

@@nolesy34 Eddie is great, but he is not tge observational story teller that Burr/chappel are. And he certainly never took the risks of these two. But eddie is a awesome comedic actor

@@crabtrap *laughs in eddie Eh eh eh eh😎

All white? If so, you steal shit.

He wrote for that show 🙏

@@carrascom86 Yep.

Nah fr😂😂😂

Don't qualify it, he is however, funny as hell! 🤣😁💥

Don't forget that he's married to a sister. 🖤

It really is! And good to laugh at things ya know?

@@MrTPainSo? If he wasn’t he would still be just as funny tf is wrong wit you? 💀

It’s just sad that their even are “hoods” 💀

No he’s not he’s famous af 🤣🤣

If he became successful from his comedy already why are you still puffing on his lower region …wierd ass