@@E46_wagonlover They make plenty of semi-auto MP5's for the civilian market in places like America. They're expensive as hell for pistol caliber carbines but they absolutely exist.
blackyoshi1230 Yup. I see anyone who looks like they could be a yandere and I’m already as far away as I can get. I ain’t got time to deal with any yandere.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the yanderes attacked. Only the true gender equalitist, master of being unafraid to drop kick a woman who deserved it, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
@@bearman2232 It's too late. The words of truth have already penetrated your ears and laid eggs in your sinus cavities. Soon they will hatch. You are SO boned... -)
Because it has without a doubt thee most batshit crazy yandere in all of anime,she literally killed her love to become god, went back in time killed her past self and pretended to be her past self just so she could be with her love all over again!?
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Yandere is also derived from Latin, with Yan meaning "to stab" and Dere meaning "in the fucking pancreas." Thus, we can infer that a Yandere is someone who like to stab people in the fucking pancreas. Case closed.
Still remember my first time encountering Yandere in Shuffle in 2005, WAY before it was a meme. Then in 2007 again with School Days. Man, I actually got to watch School Days without knowing any of the craziness in it, now the Memes have destroyed it. There's even a guy I see on some anime comment sections whose display pic is a shot of the main character from School Days with the handle 'I did nothing wrong.' Still gets to me every time I see it. School Days leaves scars on your psyche.
To be fair the most important thing is understanding how dangerous the Yandere is because only the pure blood yandere is a real problem. I created a personal list of how dangerous a yandere is: Lv1: she will stalk you day and night but won't kill or damage anyone lv2: stalking and may be dangerous for people around you (still no murder) lv3: stalking, huge danger for people around you and yourself if you say something stupid (murder is possible but rare) lv4: Yuno level, here you are in danger, your friend are in danger and if you do something wrong everyone will die lv5: there is no correct answer, you will be kidnapped and you will never see your family and friends. If you are lucky you will live in a room for the rest of your life unable to go out, if you are unlucky she will block you on a bed\wall or just cut your arm and leg so you can't escape. It's also possible that she may just mureder you so she can make a doll with your skin.
How to survive a yandere Step one: Just go with it.if you find yourself in a yanderes basement tied to a chair and she tells you she loves you and she wont ever let you go. Lust accept the fact that you are that lucky to have a girl love you that much and maybe you get rewarded if you behave
"As part of my research, I had to put myself in the mind of a yandere." Me: Oh I don't think I like where this is going." "Think like a yandere." Me: *nervous chuckle* "Act like a yandere." Me: *starts to dial 911* "Which led me to play Yandere Simulator." Me: *already on the phone* "Yeah, cancel dispatch. False alarm." *Next shot is him taking upskirt panty pics* Me: *still on the phone* "NVM smoke his ass."
Another potential reason is - they don't blame. Life can be fairly hard in certain places, so some people have to do some pretty unsavoury stuff for a living - stuff that would immediately compel a less... peculiar woman to dump them like hot potato - or worse yet, rat them out to the authorities. Yandere never does that.
And that's exactly the reason it's the only type I'm into. Once and for all. But to be real I guess it'll never happen to me. I'm a loner and I don't actually need anyone. I have extremely high standards for partner so it's very questionable if there'd ever be a candidate to stand a chance having anything with me (actually there is no "anything" - if there is a place for passion there is no place for toying; together once and for all). But the main problem is - I don't worth it. For now. I have so many hated flaws I'm trying to fix but it seems I'm dead in the water. I'm also having not strong but a mix of mental illnesses. I guess ヤンデレ won't have anything against it since she already has some but they are supposedly rare in real world, I guess. Also, I guess ヤンデレ is the only type to fall in love with me as well because who in the right mind would marry a man who... Well... Uh, I'm not talking about these flaws in here. And bet someone already guessed it (and most people guessed it wrong though). I'm trying to apply my own standards to me. I don't deserve whoever is stalking me. When I'm finished and when I'd be able to afford place for love (once there is I must always thinking of needs of both and never just myself) I will try finding that one type. There's so much more of a criteria for that exact one whom I'd be with and there is no way I can dare it until I fixed myself. And I never question sanity of that exact one because of my own sanity. There's so much to notice about it but I'll stop here.
You're right. I'm also a yandere too. I don't want to see my guy having some girl get into his arms and win his heart or else I'll erase her existence. I get easily jealous and extremely loyal to my bf. If my bf wants to break up with me, he will kill me first before he finds better than me. :"> A true yandere can be relate into it.
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Some Yandere’s use guns. I swear Yuno went fucking mental near the end of Mirai Nikki and started shooting people with an SMG. I might be remembering it wrong though. But someone definitely used an SMG at the end.
Top 10 Yanderes that everyone needs to know. Number 10 Yuno Gasai from Mirai Nikk- **comment.exe has experienced an error** Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club Number 9 Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club. Numer 8 Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club. Number 7 Monika from Doki Doki Litera Number 6 Only Monika Number 5 Just Monika Number 4 Just Monika Number 3 J U S T M O N I K A Number 24 Doki Doki Literature Club from just Monika Number 1 Monika from Mirai Nikki
***NI🅱🅱A YUNO GASAI IS CUTER THAN YOUR SUPERNATURALLY ABUSIVE BULLCRAP*** **AT LEAST SHE USED HER MENTAL INSTABILITY TO 🅱ROTECT HER BELOVED ONE** [Yes, I'm kidding]
*Gasai Yuno is what made yandere = yandere.* She erased the "u" in yanderu and put the "e" there herself. Mirai Nikki isn't the best anime ever made, but it's the best yandere anime. A legend. On the real though, it's a good anime and you should try watching it.
Go watch it on Funimation and read my comments each episode as I struggle to accept the fact that she's too crazy to date. I re-watched months later and read my original comments and it... hurt. I can't delete them!
I actually know that laugh at 5:14. My first girlfriend was a bit of a stalker when myspace was around. She stalked me till she found me and we dated but one day I forgot to take her out/call on Valentines day and she does that exact laugh for a whole minute She said "HAHAHAHAH MY BOYFRIEND FORGOT TO TAKE ME OUT". I never noped out of a relationship so quick in my life.
Me: **completely understands the mind of a yandere** Gigguk: Now, properly understanding the mind of a yandere can actually be quite hard for normal people Me: uh oh
Yanderes everywhere. Even inside us. -) Purge yourselves of the profane Yandere Heresy, brothers! With a thousand lashes, a myriad prayers, a Piligrimage of Penance shall we exorcise the foul Yandere Infestation plaguing our Hearts, Minds and Souls! Repent, for the Day of our Reckoning is at hand: and those who have not renounced their Yandere Thought-Crimes will be summarily consumed by the slimy, tentaculous embrace of the ungodly Yandere Powers!
Correct list of yanderes you should know : 10.Yuno Gasai 9. Yuno Gasai 8.Yuno Gasai 7.Yuno Gasai 6.Yuno Gasai 5.Yuno Gasai 4.Yuno Gasai 3. Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club 2. *J U S T M O N I K A* 1. Yandere chan
One's definition of an ex might vary depending on the degree of willful suspension of disbelief and overall mental wholesomeness of the observer... -) I mean, it might not be too hard to see how a specific individual, via fits of insane logic, could convince themselves that a certain young woman was their romantic partner who they broke up with. Which is promply followed by the delusion that said young woman is a yandere, is going to kidnap them and whatnot, - so it might be safer to just... kidnap *them* first! Which potentially leads the narrative into a number of *interesting* places, so to speak... -)))
When you talk to a yandere: Him: hey, I accidentally spilled milk on your shirt😐😬 Yandere: oh it's ok, I'll just clean it in the laundry😊 When you talk to a tsundere: Him: hey, i didn't mean it but I accidentally spilled milk on your shi- *Tsundere girl cuts u off* Tsundere: What! How many times have I told you not to get near my things! Ugh it's not like I like u or anything but I'll forgive you this time- no I won't forgive you!! Wait, ugh! J-just forget it ok!?!?!😡😡 UGH! Well g-goodbye! Geez why do Tsundere girls gotta be so complicated😤😂
Just be sure to always remember that Tsundere’s are not misunderstood...they are bitches...wait dammit wrong one hang on wait the video is right here...okay now I got it, Yandere’s are not bitches they are misunderstood
Thanks for the help bro this helped me so much I was in the bus and then a girl from my school said hi and then I called the police thanks bro you probs saved my life
I mean- There’s Yuri from DDLC, Rena from Higurashi, Anna from Shimoneta, and enty more. Really, if she has white hair, pink hair, or any dark hair color, *she is a yandere* XD
Here's my simple rules. 1: never lie to your Yandere. 2: always tell the truth. 3: dump your girlfriend. 4: stop hanging around other girls. 5: fake your death to protect your family. Unless your Yandere is a family person then you don't have to worry about that one. 6: if she kills someone help hide the body. 7: if she says she loves you, tell her you love her back but actually mean it! Or else she'll kill. And if she senses you are lying she will kidnap you until you become brainwashed enough to love her. 8: if the police and FBI ask you questions lie to them, make sure they are convincing lies with no holes. 9: if you love your Yandere harray! Get married, have sex and raise a family of perfect little angels 😁 10: and if you really want to prove your love to her, or him, kill his or her rivals. Let your yandere know he or she is loved. And accepted. There are different kinds of levels of yanderes. 1: newbies or yandere wanabes. 2: lesser yanderes, the amateurs, ones that will likely get caught. 3: average Yandere, not too bad at their job but not too good. at first glance you won't know this but after the first few glances you will notice something is not right. 4: role model Yandere. Has some skill to physical combats. Rarely will get caught. Great skills at disposal. They stalk their crush daily. 5: expert yanderes, these individuals are professionals. On a surface level they appear completely innocent, they know how to behave themselves around other people and their crush, they never get caught unless they want to be, they're geniuses, masters of manipulation. You wouldn't even notice they were ever a yandere except for the crush, they will eventually find out. 7: special Yandere class. This title only belongs to one individual. It's not yuno gasai despite how much I love her. It's not ayano From Yandere simulator. This girl takes Yandere to a whole new level. An incomprehensible level. Physically gorgeous, personality truly sweet and all-loving to her crush. Methods? Well let's say she's not entirely human..... She possesses a form of mystical power that can be considered a "form" of omnipotence but not true omnipotence. Never caught. True identity never found out even by her love interest. The world has no knowledge of her existence. If the World were to learn of her existence and a fullness understanding of it. The entire world would tremble in fear. And if they saw her, they would simply fall in denial. She would get away with anything even in plain sight.... Her name is............🤫 (The rest of you are like: who the hell is he talking about.) Let's just say none of you know her but me. In fact I Know her so well, I know everything about her. She is more real than anything and everyone here......😱
Bruh i respect your views and if i liked ayano i would agree but yuno had actual rivals that could take yuki and kill her ayano doesn't she gets her assed wooped by the teachers. Yuno when to a whole nother universe to see yuki and even in a totally different universe where they never met she went to another universe and get with yuki again and se basically fought a dam god. She basically went through all time and space just to be with a person who she didnt know or who died. I don't see ayano fighting a god or going to other dimensions to see someone she has never met. if i never watched mirra nikka though i would definitely agree with you tho
@@baltazargranon901 most people call kurumi a mayadere. Basicly a Term created for Kurumi because she isnt yandere and she doesnt 100% fit into yangire
