The Twilight Saga Did NOT Age Well 

LMAOOO

No thought head empty smooth brain bliss

I laughed so hard like imagine

I realised that just some seconds before gabi belle mentioned it. xD

Im writing a twilight parody fic and in it thats genuinely the reason, and Edward tells her that to her face

Fax

Basically 😂

Don't forget really inappropriate age gaps. Like mother, like daughter 😊

@@lulufan100 definitely. Sugar baby but with a MAJOR gap.

😂😂😂😂

I would be a lot more team Charlie if he hadn't let his daughter marry into what would appear to any parent as some weird cult.

I would love to read that actually

​​@@user-wi9hv2pb2q she's 18 when they get married, he literally cannot stop her from doing anything lol

I suppose the real demarcation between RicknMorty and Galaxy of Terror is the presence of blatant irony. So all it takes to provide Charlie some zen calm is to provide him 4th wall-breaking awareness that he has materialized into Sealab 2021 for adolescents in Bill Gate's backyard. They should split the difference and script the Charlie POV like a Sucker Punch take on Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness tropes, showcasing Charlie's secret fantasies of defying the original script by going full on Bruce Campbell to solve all his annoyances. Boomsticks, diesel punk prosthetic chainsaws, and Rob Zombie toasting the musical interludes with excerpts from the necronomicon. Who's up for crowd funding? 🤪

there’s a video from a youtuber called amanda todhunter (i think that’s her name) where she actually did that, it kinda does sound like a horror story 😭

…. Why the wolf wanted to mate with his true mate that was a fetus…

sorry 😔

Sorry 😔 ×2

Sorry 😔 x 3

Sorry 😔 x4

Sorry 😔 x5

Deep.

Yeah she’s not the most natural in the role but the filming and script didn’t help her

Also.... her shaking the non ketchup out or the bottle on her veg burger 😂Ohh, and the invisible man driving the tractor trailer when Bella firsts comes to Forks 👌🏻 Just saying

yeah the problem isn't at all the only emotion she can manage is constipated... reality is she sucked as much as the lingering shots making it even worse

Lmfaooo

Exactly. I’m convinced Jacob in New Moon was the equivalent of a celebrity dating PR stunt to get people talking, draw in curious people who wanted to be a part of the chatter, and then SM went back to her original plan with a way larger fan base.

50 Shades of Gray Skeletor Meme: "Joke's on you, I'm into that s***."

I mean. If you know Mormons. Then Yeeeeeeah

There are still 76 years left.

​@jorenvanderark3567 oh god I don't want to be in my 90s at the end of the century. Oh god no no no no no PLEASE NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@@SylvainJoseGautier- I'd be 102. So it'd be a blessing I guess lmao.

I mean, at least Anakin’s is a complete sentence.

To be fair, Inuyasha was asleep for 50 years and he was very immature and uncouth. Their relationship took quite a long time to develop over the series, plus they didn’t do much other than kiss once or twice, and then they were separated until after she turned 18. I think it was very tastefully done personally.

I remember going to visit my grandparents, who lived in a small town (a couple thousand people) & even as a skinny, 17 year old guy, it was a lot like that. I had to be warned off from going to a party in the mountains, as several dudes wanted to kick my ass cause all the girls were talking about me. I never did anything with any of them. In fact, I don’t think I ever even hung out with a girl where we were alone. So this aspect of Bella’s experience did ring true to me.

Champing

It would have been interesting if she were a Siren or a Succubus that would make sense as to why all the guys are into her. But why does no one bother to bring up that the kid who almost ran over her committed sexual assault by kissing her on the cheek without permission? Just curious lol

​@@prosperity4444both are correct.

@@maloryj7165 both are correct as in because of so much incorrect usage that irregardless has become correct also. Its a malapropism.

Yes!

omg yesssss

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only if she does a back eyed sneeze angle where she traps chuck in the closet with the 'typhoon balloon' and forces his hand through marriage.

I didn't know that I needed that until I watched this video!

I know I'm just a random person on youtube commenting this, but, I know you've got this!! You also gotta take it one step and day at a time and soon it won't be as hard of a struggle as it was 💜💜💜

Anna, you're right. I am 8 month sober in a few days, and it honestly hasn't been too terrible for me after the first bit of it all. The past ⅔ of a year have ended up being plenty of art, drawing, and working but out of passion. I even decided to start making RU-vid content about a week ago. I sort of assume you're sober too, because we tend to be very supportive to each other on the internet. But whether or not you are, as one random person on the internet to another, thank you for the support and comfort, and you've got your this too!

@@mia_seym thank you and congrats on 8 months! I definitely will be subscribing to you💜

you're both great!

43 days w out it today, & I agree. Abstaining from temptation is horribly difficult but also a display of insane moral resolve. Cheers to sobriety!

finally someone else points this out

YES

I didn't know that😳😳

But why is it dangerous 😭

Plus the whole “carry this baby even though you are literally dying”

I wouldn't willingly talk to five teenagers, let alone adopt them.

Or that he was a doctor in his early 20s ("The most common route to becoming a physician involves completing a bachelor's degree, followed by medical school, and then 3 years or more in a residency program for a medical specialty. At the very least, the entire process can take 11 years, putting the average age for a beginning doctor at 29 or 30.") Or that Edward was 100+- yrs old, is hot for Bella but wants to wait until hes married to have sex but hasnt been married over the past 100 yrs. Or hes okay with sex outside of marriage except for Bella for some reason.

And none of them where from a third world country.

Well his physical age was 23, but it was never said in the movies and I really doubt that they would go out and say Carlisle was 23. When I looked at him in the first movie I thought he looked really young, but like in his 30s. They would never go around and say he's 23. Especially when in the I think second movie Edward literally is like. "And Carlisle starts to look to young for the age he should be" which, at least for me, is a big clue that they never said, well, yeah he's 23 and has like 5 adoptive children and a wife

Carlisles age was an easy fix. Instead of saying everyone was adopted they could have said that Carlisle came from a big family and sometimes his brothers and sisters live with him. Maybe his brothers and sisters were adopted instead of Carlisle being the one who adopted them.

fully agree with this one

It encapsulated how depression feels which is why I like it

pride and prejudice does it better and did it first lol

And also the song was a perfect match for it

I have to skip new moon every time I re-watch (which is a lot, its one of my special interests) because it will trigger a depressive episode every time lol

@@AutisticAsexual I also skip New Moon every rewatch, not just because of depression but Jacobs presence in that movie makes me uncomfortable and I can't sit through it.

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Shit jail for 60 is rough. Had an uncle do 45(yrs) in the fed and he still to this day says the month In county waiting to go was the worst part of it

@@bcc5701 Jail sucks, that's for sure. My county's jail has a facility where you go once sentenced though, and it's much "better" than the branch jail where you go when arrested. But yeah, I did 60 days, 45 days, 30 days twice. Almost died twice from spinal infection and blood infection. Had IV antibiotics for 6 months, had to carry them around in a pack with a PICC line to my heart. Shit was wild. I'd still rather do jail than prison. Just because prison is prison. No gangs in jail. Mostly just people riding out their fairly short sentences. Glad I've been done with that bullshit for over a decade and clean like 6 years and some months

This is the best thing I ever read

This story delights me so hard

I was just flossing at that moment😂

It’s called grief hallucinations, happens to ppl who are heart broken after a recent loss

​@@Userislame098that's definitely a thing, but the way it's portrayed in the movie is absolutely horrible.

This baby is crazy😂😂😂

It is so sad that she is so addicted to Edward that she basically risks her life only to see his „ghost“

@@paulas7414THIS ONE. she is so addicted and attached to him, it physically and mentally puts her into danger

100%

Also the least problematic hypothetical interest for bella.

I was always Team Charlie and I never understood how people could like Edward - or Jacob after the second book. And Bella was the worst. 😶

Yeah and carlisle

Yeah, he said it himself in the movies, around Bella's wedding. He's a ladies man

THAT IS SO CUTE I WISH YALL THE BEST 😭😭😭

@@maroulakii Thank you!! His visa interview is this week, it's the final step and I can't believe we're so close to finally living together

I rarely post comments or answers, but your comment was so extraordinary I couldn’t just go on. It’s so funny and sweet! Congratulations, I hope all will go well for you two 😊 I hope you’ll be able to go to Forks, where it all started 😁

@@Sol-lf6em Thank you so much for reading our story and for the well wishes! His visa interview was today. When they asked him how we met, he didn't mention the armadillo specifically 😆but they still told him on the spot that he got the visa!!

Really a better love story than Twilight 😂

I believe this wholeheartedly. Jacob was objectively the better choice for Bella in New Moon, so Stephanie had to assassinate his character and make him the literal worst so that anyone would root for team Edward.

funny as it would be that's not true 😂 Stephanie originally wrote breaking dawn first so the first version of Jacob was the one we got by the very end. (still imprinting on bella's baby, but they didn't have the strong friendship to tie them)

And then he falls in love with their demonspawn

@@raveng8217 Okay, bit of a rant here, but here we go. I've literally seen other authors do this when they write love triangles. There will be two love interests, one of them being a genuinely kind and decent person, and the other one being downright terrible if not straight-up abusive to the protagonist. The former can logically be deemed the "better option," but because the author wants the protagonist to be with the bad boy, they resort to character assassination for the other boy just to make him seem worse. All to make the protagonist seem justified in being with someone who is already pretty abhorrent. I once saw this trope being done for a book that involved a protagonist willfully cheating on her husband, a man who actually loved and cared for her, with a man who had kidnapped, manipulated and abused her. But to make it seem okay, the author made the husband turn into a horrible person so that mister kidnapper here could kill him off, and protagonist could be with the "alpha male bad boy" just as the author intended. This is a trope that actually kind of infuriates me, because I can just tell why authors do this. It becomes a matter of a protagonist falling for the bad boy not because they have a well-informed reason to, but because the story itself wants them to.

@@eliesh3833this is such a common trope in Asian dramas too, they make the second female or male leads absolute evil psychopaths to justify the main couple.

I was team Rosalie

You sir are a genius! 😂

Same 😂

Came here look for a comment like this ✨️

Team Alice 👏

i know!!

No bc the fact that in the first film Jasper is basically the newest addition to the family and they are letting him go to a whole ass school with humans and their blood LITERALLY EVERYWHERE. How did he not try to attack anyone but Bella had a small ass paper cut in New Moon and he lost his shit 😭😭

Honestly, they'd be more bothered by having to move than the bloodbath.

I like to think that he’s fine with other people and their blood but Bella is extra stinky as per movie one

@@luisrtorres513A school fulla students on their period 😭

Where did you get that from? I’m a Mormon too and in no way do they condone creeps. Unless you’re talking FLDS.

​@@deztheray8935all cults have creeps.

He is hot.

He is also kinda brainmushed which makes it all the better ❤

😮😅, but I respectfully disagree! But he is a great dad!

Eh... he also praised a dude for sexually assaulting his daughter, and then made a joke about how he might have to arrest her for punching the guy. But to be fair, I blame that on the author, not the character. Because that felt extremely out of character for Charlie, to me. I think he would have absolutely lost his freaking mind if a guy kissed his daughter against her will and she had to use physical force to get him to stop. Bullets would be flying.

it got too much hate tho, just because so many teen girls liked it :(

@@sallijunttila3006 at the time it came out it got hate because teenage girls liked it, now it gets hate because we are all realizing its just bad lol

​@@princembat okay fairr, but there's still SOME redeemable qualities lol I'm just sad it came out right as my "not like other girls" phase was at its peak and I know I would've eaten it uppp :'D

​@@sallijunttila3006haha?

​@@sallijunttila3006 Yep. Like, sure, there are definitely some questionable elements like imprinting. But meanwhile, Ernest Cline wrote an entire book whose plot was "What if an obsessive knowledge of the male parts of 80s pop culture was exactly what was needed to save the world, and girls went out with me for it", and everyone gave him a pass because it was wish fulfillment... for boys

true, but in the end those movies started their careers so 🤷😅

@@kskwkowkqmwmosowowb yaaaaas

hooray for cedric diggory

Was it the porpoise meat?

@@surejan-ml1gs I agree with that for the most part, but you can't deny the physical toll it took on the actors. The pressure to look a certain way has done lifelong damage. Twilight is also the first of its kind, no movies of that type had gotten that big. Twilight was and is a cultural cornorstone, for better or worse.

I remember that theme being a lot more clear in the books.

Which one

Sir, you still have a little tea left in your cup to spill.

Bro finish telling the tea

Considering she's a die-hard mormon I'm not surprised she was crazy

I want the rest of this story

btw, I would watch a twilight anime lol

Indeed, however, Bella's too old! In a proper anime adaption she'd be no more than 14 years old.

@@sarafelix5081 Well, not really Twilight like fully. There is a good manga / anime about a teen getting involved with vampires. The main vampire having a conflict with a werewolf because of the human teen, and another vampire character who may actually be gay for the human teen, lowkey yandere. The only problem I see that you may not like, is its about guys. No actual romance, at least not yet in the manga. But heavy hints of bromance.

​@@tsubakiofmelancholy6297 Drop the name!

​@@sloppytightbottom Josei or otome isekai then. We're keeping the age though.

I was literally on the floor laughing. amazing.

Really hard to read someone's thoughts when they don't have any.

@@hotmilo lol Very true, I imagine it would just sound like TV static. ... Fk, I just realised I'm so old TV static doesn't even exist anymore. Trust me, It's a great joke!

@@MeCooper 😹 It's surprising how many people listen to static to help them fall asleep. Probably why dads usually fall asleep in the couch in older movies.

@@hotmilo lmfao My god that was savage! 11/10

omg yes

"hes sparkly" 😍

Also in the cafeteria scene she goes like ‘they have such weird names’ when looking at them and Edward is having a mini-breakdown bc she’s staring at him and he can't read what she thinks. He’s brooding and all. And she’s like ‘lame names but they are kinda hot’ which is the least concerning thought anybody could have. It's one of my favourite little things fr

It should be called "It's Never Sunny In Forks"

Me too😅

@@HappyCabezonFish-je4tk him in the fridge with Bella's screams in the background... 💀💀💀😂

Oof... I forgot about the congratulations, yiiikes 😨

​​He was probably ecstatic that someone else would possibly look after his screaming daughter, that once spent 6 months staring at pigeons because she was depressed that a man so old he probably spooges cobwebs, ghosted her. That's a lot for someone employed full time to take.

Wait whattttt I don’t remember the assault? I was like 11 when I watched/read them tho so I wouldn’t have recognized it tbh

@@theshowpointi think its like a motorcycle scene if that helps your memory but im not sure either

@@Naptosis "thank you for assaulting my daughter, now I can get some sleep" would be a batshit take for a dad to have

McDonald in the woods seems fake

@@conifer27 Not in the seattle area lol it was right off the road

this sounds like a dream i would have that makes complete sense to me until i wake up and am like "wtf was that?"

people are so hostile to things marketed towards young girls smdh

Each sentence of this made it even funnier

Thank you! I was looking for a comment about it because I had totally forgotten about it and seeing it brought up in the video made me do a double take XD

Thank you I said the same thing in another comment She almost died and is traumatized

I got no clue how I'd never figured that out before! You're a genius!🤯

Was that from the movie or books? I don't remember

@@cantdecideausername8584 both

It’s t i m e

thats some heavy misogyny on his part wtf(i never said these movies werent misogynistic, lol i like to laugh at these movies, thats why i enjoy them)

​@@liallialcrocmisogyny? More like extreme cliché, the movie is

your dad sounds like a really wise man

you care whether or not your dad disowns you? crazy

i don't believe you

I always just assumed that it was because the Cullens' friends are from Brazil but all the other theories are so much more funny

😭

They could have appealed to anybody from anywhere so why Brazil?

​@@bleeka325 brazilians get Crazy when someone talks about brazil, like, wildly crazy

​@@bleeka325You clearly haven't seen a Brazilian seeing Brazil mentioned in any sort of media, positively or negatively, and how vocal they get about it. I see it as a marketing strategy

Because she just “smells so good”

I think it’s more of the self insert character thing and being “different” than other girls

Compartmentalization, really. It's like how stuff that's normal at work can put you off at home

So it's explained better in the book! Jasper's power is not only to influence other people's emotions, but he also can feel the emotions of people around him. So in the scene when he's freaking out, he's surrounded in a room of vampires that are all thirsting after Bella's finger cut (reminder that canonically Bella has some weird thing where her blood is super tasty because of course she does). Now individually they all can control their thirst, but Jasper is feeling the thirst of seven vampires at once. Normally at school, there's so many human kids and the Cullens go to school fed on animal blood so he doesn't struggle with thirst there. Hope that helps

Bella only "smells super good" to Edward. Not the other vampires. But, yeah...

I think because Jacob was not planned from the beginning it makes sense that she made him great in the second book so everyone would root for him and then turned him into a horrible guy later just to get him out of the way and get back to Edward. Honestly a really smart way to sell more books cause people who would never have interest in reading about a girl and her vampire hear about the Jacob V Edward debate and get curious. Jacob was never supposed to be endgame it was basically equivalent to a celebrity PR stunt to get people talking

We want shark boy jacob

Yeaaahh but honestly, in the movies he was never as awful as in the books. Dude is angry AND even more possessive! It’s to a toxic point more often than not. Still, though, even with his anger issues in the movies, Jacob was waaayyy less problematic than Edward there. It’s why as a kid I always answered this during the debates: I’m team Edward for the books, team Jacob for the movies. Edit: I wrote this before watching the whole thing. I totally forgot about the SA from Jacob. My tiny child mind thought it was okay (probably because my bf at the time was doing that shit aaaaaaaa) Neither of them are good options

It's like one of those serendipity movies where a chain of seemingly unconnected random events cause a tragedy.

I thought you were joking when I read “gerard way” but I actually cant tell if youre being serious or not

oh i saw that tiktok too!

Oh absolutely. I thought I was quirky and different for being rather quiet and not wearing makeup (because I was and still am too lazy for that). Really glad I grew out of that 😂

Nailed it

Remember there was also the group of not like other girls who disliked twilight saga, because it was popular. I was one of them -_- luckily grew out of my cringy teen angst

✨ I'm not like other girls ✨ ~ girl that is exactly like the others

Do u know her channel got terminated

Wait .. each movie had a different director!? Why am I just now learning this

fr the titles all had distinct aesthetics like u could identify which movie it was based on the filter

@@soymikleofr, imo the colors/directing style of the first movie wouldn’t have worked for the movies after that. i personally really love how the colors in new moon look, especially the chase scene with victoria and the pack in the forest + the song is so good

@@rintonkatsu5203 guess it really didnt make a difference : P

Yup. Catherine Hardwick made a moody indie film, Chris Weitz treated it almost like a fairytale, David Slade went for straightforward horror, and Bill Condon was sort of a mix of all of them.

I think that's definitely it! I'm from a town of 1000 people and it was like that even in high school when new people moved there.

@@sarahm8657 OMG 1000! We only had about 2500, I can't imagine less than half of that 😹😹 small towns are something!

​@@sarahm8657​ 1,000 people! Did people, you know ))(( and then find out they were siblings!? 😬 There must have been SO much gossip! There were 1,000 kids/adults in just my school, and the girl's school next to us somehow knew my name (which I hated lol). There must be some awesome things about living in a tiny village though? Surely?

@@sarahm8657the amount of kids in my high school was over 1000. i cant even imagine

Very true. This happened to me when I was the new kid in a small school. After a few weeks everyone had adjusted and no longer cared though lmao

I'll add some points!: -superpower is just super self control, which negates any potential problems of being a new vampire which they had hyped up immensely -marries into mega rich family -gets to keep everyone in her life and everything is wrapped in a neat little bow at the end I say this as someone who loved the books as a child while they were coming out- yes, she very much is a bland self-insert character.

As a Y/N writer and frequent reader (Favourite pre-existing characters like Anime characters cause I feel weird about live action ones and real ppl is a no go (apparently Kpop idols have those abt them and I'm still in the denial stage bruh -_-) mostly known as character X reader) I have a constant fear of my Y/N ever have any of these 😂 some of them can happen tho... Like marrying into rich family can't help it if the character is originally rich lol

she's ✨clumsy✨

Y/N has existed long before Twilight but the farther back you go it just uses second tense not the stupid “your name” abbreviation that’s jarring.

The Black Eyed Peas 😂😂😂😂😂 that is so fucking true and I always knew they reminded me of something but I could never put my finger on it. You just did that!

lmao right

She didn't wanna move on at all, she was always obsessed with him

He would pop up in her mind tho, not like physically 😭

I remember watching one of them with my gf and her friends. Bella wanted to be rebellious and live dangerously and she decides to ride a motorbike and the vampire ghost pops up like "NO DONT DO IT! ITS TOO DANGEROUS". Like come on bruh, it's just a dirtbike, she ain't skydiving.

It sounds ridiculous

I mean I don't think that's the messed up part. To me the messed up part is her doing wild shit to worry this man so he popped up to tell her to stupid. Imagine trying to move on from someone who keeps putting their life at risk to get your vampire attention

By accounts of other artists, singing in simlish is actually really fun so this might not be a good comparison

They missed out tbh, the Twilight soundtrack is a certified banger

It really is though, like I regularly listen to it because it's just that good. And fun fact, so is the 50 Shades of Grey OST lol. Excellent music. @@emilyb.8219

@@emilyb.8219 you can't beat supermassive blackhole

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CHARLIE & Gabi

​@@Angie753REAL

huh?

​@@George-of1hqto keep Bella safe from the vampire counsel (i don't remember what they're really called but i don't care enough to look) because having a half vampire baby is illegal, Edward wanted to have Jacob be the baby daddy but Edward would have custody although i guess there's the chance that it would be shared custody idk I'm ace i don't know this shit

I remember reading the fourth book and assuming for most of it that the ending was going to be a throuple/threesome. It felt like the way the writing was heading, with Jacob and Edward burying the hatchet. I remember thinking "This is a bit of a cop-out, but eh, I always liked Jacob better. I could be okay with this" Then Bella had her daughter. Still one of the strangest "jump the shark" moments I've ever seen.

Who’s Mike again?

​@@HayLeesHomeMadeIt was actually because the baby was going to kill her when she was giving birth. The rule the Volturi had was to not turn children into vampires, as they're incredibly hard to control, iirc, but because Renesmee was actually half vampire half human she didn't break the rule.

Maybe for himself. His daughter has no thoughts or emotion.

I still think she has nightmares because of that I mean it never gets clarified what she dreams of and I mean she got tortured

I love this. I'm 32, and as a teenager when these movies were out I felt like I was the only one who was team Charlie.

@@Aster_Risk now that I'm in my 30s, I'm team charlie lol

​@@Aster_Risk32 as well. You weren't alone

I'm 26, team charlie all the way ❤

after i watched h2o i convinced other 6th graders i was a mermaid

just gotta say people born in 2000 dont need to subtract/add to calculate their age for certain years and thats pretty cool

Same! I loved it so much lol, I pretended to be a werewolf after the new moon. These movies occupies such a important and special place in my heart

@@abbyz13When I was 5, I watched Rudolph the red nosed reindeer & the next day, I told everyone in my class that, from this day forward m, my name was now Rudolph🤣

@@mosstits any year, btw.

I was like 2 Years old

I was born in 2008 😂😂😂