The Most Unhinged Episode of Ancient Aliens So Far 

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I wish I had gone into ancient alien 'research'. I'd get paid for creative writing without the hard part of writing

My dad used to love this show, and then I realized… he was baked anytime he was watching it 💀

So, fun fact, the ancient greek did have "robots". They were more like complicated puppets that move with steam. Heron of Alexandria is sometimes credited as writing the first book on robotics in the 2nd century A.D. Humans are able to do cool stuff, a concept that ancient aliens seems to have a hard time grasping.

My favorite ancient aliens theory was in the Nazca lines one where they are like "look at these mountains, some advanced technology has CUT OFF THE TOP of the mountain, AND there's no rubble at the base of the mountain. Is it possible that ancient astronauts teleported the rocks away after cutting off the top of the mountain" and it's just like.....those are plateaus

I wish I had a TV show to talk about the nonsense that these guys do

Gabi: "Okay, we're on Mars now." Gabi's dog: "We are?"

I love to see your dog in the background pondering life’s deepest questions

I’ve watched Ancient Aliens for a few years myself. Near as I can tell, they started out with a logical idea of “what if” and ran off the edge of the galaxy with it. If there are aliens, and they’re watching us, they’re probably laughing their butts off.😂

Bro. If the aliens killed the dinosaurs? They ain’t no friend of mine. Just imagine in an alternative timeline I could rummage through some trees looking for fruits and nuts, while watching a badass theropod doing its thing. Instead I have to do taxes.

I couldn't binge-watch Ancient Aliens without risking a fatal brain fail. I saw one where, in South America, there was a rectangular carving in a stone. I remember Giorgio Tsoukalos saying, "It's obviously a door. But a door that goes nowhere? That's ridiculous. It has to be an extatestrial (his pronunciation) intergalactic star gate."

"If you have a dad or you are a dad" you joke but 9 times out of 10 whenever my dad hogs the livingroom, he's watching ancient aliens

This is so insanely split between amusement from ur commentary and just pure rage from the show

As an Egyptian mythology nerd, what I find so particularly funny about the god Osiris being a "build-it-yourself" robot is that it ignores one damning detail: Osiris, like any normal living being; had _genitalia._ Adding to this, it was the only body part that wasn't reassambled since it was swallowed by a fish, thus his wife had to create a new one in order to conceive their son Horus.

One of my favorite RU-vidrs is MiniMinuteMan, a snarky archaeologist - or snarchaeologist, if you will - who loves to debunk Ancient Aliens, history-related conspiracy theories, and other archaeological myths. I feel like a collab between you two would be hype.

i’m so happy to see someone else who became weirdly obsessed with this shitshow of a show. i found it on netflix a couple years back and was absolutely gobsmacked by the leaps and bounds these people’s mind’s make. the inflexions, the edits, the music, it’s all just so perfect

22:40 "They gave Leonardo DiCaprio ideas for his inventions" LMAO.

I love how they introduce their insane ideas with the line "as ancient astronaut theorists suggest" to immediately discredit said ideas.

I have a friend who genuinely thinks like this , she believes birds are drones and actively avoids them whenever she encounters one . Edit: she says birds that don't fly and chickens are real so we dont get suspicious but the ones that fly are fovernment drones

The question I am asking myself is: Could it be, that we are decendents of those superintelligents robots? Why do we assume that all robots need to be out of metal and not out of carbon? Am I a robot? Am I AI? Am I Chat GPT? 🤖

History Channel in a nutshell 11:59 PM - "Best I can do is twelve grand. Take it or leave it." 12:00 MN - "AAAAALLLLLLLIIIIIIEEEEEENNNNS!!!"

"Osiris... was a bionicle" LMAOOOO another Gabi Belle Banger Inc.

My favorite part of Ancient Aliens is the way crazy-hair Georgio says “exxta-telest-shals”

This might be very off topic but I wanted to let you know that I’m very thankful for your content. I’ve been binging your work for about two weeks and I’ve realized that it has helped me so so much to spend time with you during this very challenging time that I’m going through. You’re a fabulous, extremely funny and talented young woman and I hope you’ll be able to achieve whatever goals you’re having for the future. A heartfelt “thank you” and loads of love from Berlin (Germany), Vanessa ♥️

I love you. Not in a creepy way, but your dry sense of humor, Being funny yourself, and the content you make is just fire. I found your channel like 2 weeks ago and I’ve watched 2/3 of your videos!👌🏼 Thank you for killing it and keeping my mind busy in a terrible time!

I like how this show that came out in 2015 still has the animation quality of a Beast Wars episode from 1997.

This show progresses through “facts” like my brain spirals with worst case social scenarios

9:30 The golem.... the golem is made of clay....

This show is my guilty pleasure and you just made it even better.

Does Ancient Aliens give anybody else a nostalgia hit? The amount of late nights in hotels on vacation where marathons of shows like this were the only things on all night...

17:50 I'd like to add to your rebuttal of the "human slow, computer fast" argument. In one of my programming classes our professor gave us a thought experiment: "What does a robot need to know to navigate a room, and how would you program one to do so?" As a human, if you come to a room you have never been to before and step inside, there are some things you know pretty much almost immediately: What are the rough dimensions, what stuff can move, what stuff can't move, what stuff shouldn't move, what stuff blocks your path, what stuff can be removed from your path, and what stuff is important to the room. Even with modern deep-learning algorithms, a computer has to spend a lot of time putting everything in the room into useful categories. However, a human does this between one blink and the next. You may not know what each and every object in a room is, but you can quickly tell that it isn't a very oddly-shaped thing, its a desk with a monitor and a stack of papers on it. The desk would be the most difficult to move, but the papers on top of it might fall if you walk too close. You, as a human, do not have to consciously evaluate each shape to determine what sort of object each thing in the room is -- you simply know immediately. Because of the procedural nature of computers, the algorithm to evaluate a room would likely be exponential, but even if it were logarithmic a room with any complexity would take a lot of computing power to evaluate quickly. Are computers fast? Sure, but humans are still far faster when understanding and navigating the world around us.

Omg thank u for making this because I loooove ancient aliens but I totally have always thought everything you said in your play by play of their shows format 😅😅

20:08 when I learned of the weakness of my flesh, I was disgusted by it. I craved the strength and certainty of steel

"Ancient Astronaut Theorists... say yes" has got to be my favorite saying from this show, THEY NEVER SAY NO! The answer is the same every time but i get hyped whenever they say it!

20:45 Gabi, "I wasn't folding my laundry during this like some of you" Me putting down a set of paired up socks: "go on"

I just found your channel and I find it refreshingly unique. Thank you for your contributions :-) looking forward to watching more videos.

Gotta be honest, was just watching your dog like the whole time. That little pup is BIG chillin and I wish I could chill that hard

My favorite thing about Ancient Aliens, and maybe this doesn’t affect it much if you’re streaming it, is that the commercial breaks are strategically placed to basically make you lose their train of thought. Before the break, they set it up as if they’re about to come back with supporting evidence with the “theory” they just espoused, but really, they just come back from the break with a tangentially related topic.

Imagine getting a time machine and moving forward a thousand years to catch this show talking about our modern pop culture. Anceint Aliens: Was Harry Potter Actually An Alien? And Possibly a Robot?

Awesome video, very entertaining! Oh also I love your dog, such a good dog ❤

I love your takes on stuff , adorable and funny !

my favorite episode I ever came across is where they insinuate Tesla was a vampire. the line goes like: "Tesla, who was born not far from Transylvania..." and I lost it. why would you word it like that?

0:40 the cosmic unluckiness of that one Dino getting rekt 😂

Thank you for your insight😊.

It’s the dog napping in the back for me. So sweet 🥹

Thing i hate about ancient aliens is how little faith they have in the intelligence and intuition of humans

I just want to thank your dog for serving looks throughout this video. if I'm being honest, its 6 am and I've had insomnia for days, so I have no brain cells at the moment to comprehend the topic of this video, but I thoroughly enjoyed witnessing the majestic sight of your dog posing beautifully in the background. it was captivating

Gurl your channel is really good. Keep doing what you're doing.

Amazing video, please make more of these

I love this show because they just make up random crap, and then they say “Ancient Alien experts say yes” 😂😂😂 it’s awesome. I want to live my life like that

As a Dad who knows a Dad, your Ancient Aliens videos always have me on the floor crying. My kids think I'm crazy now thanks 😂😂😂

My favourite part of any scientific conference is the closing "New Discoveries in the Field" roundtable where all researchers assemble for the "and if that's true, then what if...!" brainstorm! It is truly an inspiring thing to behold 😱. Even the stenographer gets to participate, and then the transcript is sent straight to Science for publication! 🤓

love this show, used to watch it all day when i was a child

this was one of me and my dads favorite shows. i remember the ONLY time we ever heard the voiceover guy say "ancient alien theorists say NO" we had to pause and cheer it was insane. i dont remember what the theory was but wow even if theyre saying no its gotta be wild. good to see Georgios still at it haha

That "are a dad/know a dad" shit is so real tho. Ancient aliens was a formative show for me and my dad to watch after I got home from school in like 5th grade. We would laugh so hard 🤣.

I need more videos covering ancient aliens, please Gabi! You're the best ancient aliens reviewer on youtube, please more videos please!

omg im so glad i found you! 53 seconds in and I'm loving your edit & persona lol saving this for dinner tv

20:56 "it just feels like someone asking and answering their own questions" That's literally the entire show

20:46 "I wasn't folding my laundry during this like some of you" i've rarely been so called out by a RU-vid video before, but hit the nail on the head there

The editing on your videos and skits r hilarious 10/10 ALIENS

just found ur channel..I am hooked.

I swear the people behind the show just binged Stargate SG-1 and thought "Damn bro, they onto something."

Gabi calling silicon “silicone” was driving me insane😭😭 Silicone is the jelly plastic stuff, Silicon is an element on the periodic table. Sorry but I had to say it

I love your voice! It’s calming

this was amazing

I watched this show "religiously" many years ago because of how hilarious I find it to be. As time went on I couldn't handle watching it anymore, which made my husband happy because he hates that show. Two of my favorite memes are: "I'm not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens." and "How did this lint get in my pocket? Aliens." with Giorgio and his Goku hair in the meme.

1:59 I came across a History Channel special about "The Psychology of Batman" and it had the same narrator as Ancient Aliens, so I was basically on the edge of my seat the entire time watching it, waiting for the guy to say this phrase.

9:17 hey I "Sure as Heck" liked how you comforted your pet telling em not to think about any of this😅

I love your dog! Your earrings deserve some love too. I enjoyed your episode.

my family and i have always loved this show for how batshit crazy it is so im glad more people are recognizing how funny it is

My mother's current partner is a sucker for this show. He also likes weird RU-vid videos read out by robots talking about various conspiracies. It started off being quite quirky but I'm genuinely concerned he's pretty deep down the pipeline by now.

My favourite little visual gag in this was the Bionicle in D3’s

Love the earrings!

I literally laughed at the animation of the Osiris Robot reassembling itself so much that I cried 🤣 Really needed that today, thanks for critiquing this madness!

5:53 “3CPO” 💀

Following now. You know how hard it was to remind this amazing video.... it was hard but I found itttt ❤❤❤

Could even skip the ad. Liked the way you did that

I got to interview Giorgio Tsukolos as part of a college radio program I was part of where we'd talk to people about aliens and conspiracy theories etc. Granted this was back in 2012 where it was more light-hearted fun than it is now

As an ancient astronaut theorist, I sure as heck contend

Best series ever!!😊

You are a delight, and your content, well-researched. You have a new subscriber.

Sometimes ancient aliens has things that make you think “yeah maybe I guess that could be a thing” but a lot of the time it’s laughably stupid. Especially the stuff with the Greek guy with the hair, don’t get me wrong, he’s awesome, probably the best.. he cracks me up

I work in an astrobiology lab and we like watching ancient aliens episodes and having drinking games. We frequently get emails from ancient conspiracy people. My favourite is the giant space banana guy.

Yep - boomer dad here; watched and rewatched most of these episodes dozens of times. Your analysis is right on target. Thus the meme of Tsoukalis, "I ain't sayin' it was aliens, but it was aliens."

The idea of a self replicating robot is actually a valid theory in science. The problem is its presented as proof of aliens rather then just a fun theory.

I love how this entire show is just the plot of Stargate: SG-1 (in which the gods are in fact aliens and there are self-replicating robots called...wait for it...replicators). The ironic thing is, despite being on the SciFi channel, Stargate was still more historically convincing than anything on the History Channel lmao

I love when you do the Ancient Aliens videos. One of my favorite Ancient Aliens moment was the Star Gates episode. "Look at this square carving into the side of this rock. Why?" "It's a star gate for interdimensional travel!!!!"

This was by far the best breakdown I have ever heard regarding this show!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Girl your commentary is hilarious. I think the premise of this show is to say, if I don't know why or how something was done, then it must be aliens. You have gained a new subscriber!!!!

I commented about this vid a while back and I watched it again and it's funnier than the first time I watched it. Just thank you for making me laugh. Much needed. Genius.

doggo nappin in the background is the best back drop one could possibly ask for

Oh man, this show. I was SO into this in middle school. Like, an insane amount. In 8th grade we had to read and do a presentation on a non-fiction book and for some reason I picked a book written by one of the guys from this show, and it was ALL about Ancient Aliens. I gave this full presentation on this horse shit about how I truly believed in the stuff they said on this show and in that book. I promptly forgot I did this assignment within a few months. Flash forward to two years later, in 10th grade science, when I get paired up with this girl I haven't talked to much. To my horror, she asks me, "Do you still believe in all that alien stuff?" to which I suddenly and horrifically remembered that I had fully done that presentation and to at least one person, I was the alien kid. Now I can never think of anything but pure embarrassment when I see anything related to this show. Middle school was truly a time.

Subbed, your humor is fire

0:35 "rhaaaa" I don't care what anyone says you added that in 🤣

no offense (I'm not crazy I promise) but the reason people say Silicon-based life is not because of computers, it's because silicon has the same number of valence electrons as Carbon, and therefore, all of the Carbon lattices (e.g. everything that is alive, even lots of stuff that isn't alive, like gasoline) should be replicable using Silicon. Elements that are aligned vertically in the periodic table all have the same number of valence electrons.

It’s so wild how far educational cable TV has fallen. It’s even wilder how many seasons this show has.

This is a good show to put on when you’re sick and napping all day (I mean unless you get nightmares cuz it’s so dang weird.)

Ancient Astronaut Theorists = Old Crackpots

"They gave Leonardo DiCaprio ideas for his inventions". I think that's the wrong Leonardo there. This whole video has me laughing like a maniac all on my own.

I used to honestly entertain this show. I wasn’t arguing with friends about the validity of what they were saying, but It was kind of fun to think it may have been possible… I think it was the episode where they put forth the idea that Bigfoot was the descendant of genetically modified humans that were put (back?) down to Earth to farm minerals from the Earth and left behind. Don’t know why that was the last straw for me but that was the last episode I watched and never looked back 😂

Thanks, this is so funny!