The Unintelligible Professor's Lecture | ASMR

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A distinguished professor of high esteem and academic notoriety gives a lecture on a subject so taboo, esoteric, and powerful, that the majority of those who attend find themselves in an overwhelming state of total bliss and relaxation, experiencing the most intense ASMR they've ever felt, and even falling asleep within the first 10 minutes, thereby often missing the most important and crucial parts!
00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:20 Part 1
00:18:20 Part 2
00:48:25 Part 3
01:11:20 Closing Thoughts
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@KTSalami 3 месяца назад

I'm so glad the professor could give us this lecture in the spoken form of doctor's handwriting

@whatever_62 3 месяца назад

Nice that was good 😂

@MAG-ec8yt 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@Jazzokwasiboateng97 3 месяца назад

Perfect🤣

@Asillyfella21 3 месяца назад

Speaking in russian cursive

@bradycalvert6652 3 месяца назад

😂😂

@matty64aaron31 3 месяца назад

When he said jnivfijnevnjidfnvdfiub I felt that

@Vaiyelvet 3 месяца назад

i think "hwusnn kwifbk" is the best part

@NotoriousSRG 3 месяца назад

It’s the words he didn’t say that made the biggest impact

@Belinor6 3 месяца назад

Ashifabsttndamcu has been real quiet since that bar dropped

@UnhealthyCatObsession.. 3 месяца назад

i think arhswsjdejaasa was so inspirational, i began crying.

@Jakki_G 3 месяца назад

"Echulegamahbawahta, ga.... intesacula" I've never looked at it that way, this truly is art at its finest

@GGCat420 2 месяца назад

Timestamps pls

@TheRelaxationStation 3 месяца назад

Finally! Someone who knows what they're talking about.

@reaperedits._am 3 месяца назад

He knows what he means, but not how to say it 💀

@LittIetimmy04_VRR 3 месяца назад

Ah yes I understood 0.001 precent of this

@LilPootisGaming 3 месяца назад

@@LittIetimmy04_VRR Har har har har har har har har har har

@SemperMaximus 3 месяца назад

Imagine 10,000 years in the future, some species finds this video and they claim it's the most groundbraking discovery.

@cr6458 3 месяца назад

the writing of words is so weirdly impressive. You don't hesitate at all, it's a completely normal pace. It feels like you're writing a real language because of its pacing and cadence. That's a hard bit of acting to nail

@term-827 3 месяца назад

It's because I believe he is speaking a language, albeit a fictional one from the Lovecraft novels. Forget the name, though.

@user-yb7tx4gx2p 3 месяца назад

Most of it is (admittedly quite sloppy) shorthand notations done in a random order, so it not actually acting its, just... scribbling.

@cr6458 3 месяца назад

@@user-yb7tx4gx2p right, but scribbling with the pacing of actual writing. It's more difficult than you think

@moddrrrusky2910 3 месяца назад

That's not a real language?

@yGKeKe 3 месяца назад

R'lyehian, it's not a fleshed out fictional language like Tolkien's Elvish is, it's pretty much gibberish.@@term-827

@RubLox_Live 3 месяца назад

Pov: your drunk friend tryna persuade you to hit on the 10

@NotoriousSRG 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@wolfoffenris9951 3 месяца назад

10 hours later you wake up to discover it was a 2😂😂😂

@robertreed2824 3 месяца назад

Waking up next morning to a positive...

@experssion123 3 месяца назад

You're sober and they keep pointing to the dog

@jacky8585 3 месяца назад

@@experssion123this is weirdly specific

@Tobi_Uchiha235 3 месяца назад

WE PASSING WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥

@moddrrrusky2910 3 месяца назад

We NOT passing with this one ❌

@panoraxe 3 дня назад

not with that attitude @@moddrrrusky2910

@delta6man 3 месяца назад

If he did a lecture on "nothing," it would be the best ASMR for students.

@the_protectorof_smols3563 3 месяца назад

We talking true nothings or false nothing or maybe negative nothing which need i remind my fellow student is NOT on fact the same as SOMETHING

@kakitembak23 3 месяца назад

He will teach to nothing

@GGCat420 2 месяца назад

Well that's kinda tough

@CreativeDrone Месяц назад

there is a video just like this by @MattasticASMR

@reallybigjohnson 3 месяца назад

He must have attended the same econ lectures I did cause that is exactly what the board ended up looking like.

@Professor_Toothpaste 3 месяца назад

What i hear when i'm in the back of the class:

@Bee-gang 3 месяца назад

Ong

@notfunny007 3 месяца назад

You go to ASMR school?

@HexaSquirrel 3 месяца назад

This honestly sounds like a mixture of Romanian, Portuguese and Mongolian. Solid lecture, Professor!

@Abolishtaxes1997 3 месяца назад

I’ll be sure to save this video incase i go to [GENERIC FICTIONAL EASTERN EUROPEAN COUNTRY]

@Christian-lk5qv 3 месяца назад

When someone wakes you up and starts trying to talk about something

@nelsonrush2866 3 месяца назад

I’ve learned more from this video than I had all my years in high school.

@nickwessels4653 3 месяца назад

Who knew eldritch molecular biology could be so simple and interesting?

@elliswrigley4570 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂

@thernn14 3 месяца назад

This semester is gonna rock

@Rawmon94 3 месяца назад

would love to see his interpretation of Indiana Jones showcasing his most valuable treasures

@EphemeralRift 3 месяца назад

hmm...

@bernardo82brazitaly 3 месяца назад

The Professor of Minecraft enchantment table language, there he is! I Love your unintelligible videos, I'm glad you brought it back!

@Freakhotdogz 3 месяца назад

Unironically one of the most dedicated and creative content creators on the platform in my opinion

@user-qk8sv8gj8e 3 месяца назад

Why did u add in my opinion at the end, ofc it's ur opinion ur the one saying it

@Freakhotdogz 3 месяца назад

@@user-qk8sv8gj8e waste of a message

@deffdefying4803 3 месяца назад

@@user-qk8sv8gj8ealright bro jesus

@dyingofdioxide 2 месяца назад

@@user-qk8sv8gj8esome people on the internet can't tell and think the person made an objective statement

@owloko1349 2 месяца назад

Right? The man is a film studio for asmr, crazy creative and good videos for years

@iidepii3015 3 месяца назад

I felt it when he said "S⍑ᔑ∷!¡リᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ∴𝙹 !¡ꖎ⚍ᓭ ᓭ⍑ᔑ∷!¡リᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ∴𝙹 ᒷᑑ⚍ᔑꖎᓭ ᓭ⍑ᔑ∷!¡リᒷᓭᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑∷ᒷᒷ" which translates to "sharpness two plus sharpness two equals sharpness three"

@arithepresident Месяц назад

Real

@cm-90 3 месяца назад

Thank you for the much needed sci-matgeogistory lesson professor

@yourmomsbf4eva 3 месяца назад

Sci-matgeoengistory actually 😂

@rosebeaumont4203 3 месяца назад

I literally put this on and fell asleep in 5 minutes, very authentic to real professors

@flintlockwoodhd7932 3 месяца назад

Unintelligible has to be an official ERU language at this point

@ryanjohnson9424 3 месяца назад

Guess I arrived early to my appointment

@chloeeolhc1 3 месяца назад

He’s just buffering

@minde5311 3 месяца назад

After this lecture , I’m gonna nail the Necronomicon test , thank you professor!

@SeaguIISoup 3 месяца назад

great lecture! i’ve never seen such a clear explanation of why the m̶̨̡̟͎̮̖͇̏̂̏̄̐̄̂i̴̪͖̥̹̘̦͗̾͛̑̋̊͠ͅɈ̷̧̯͍̬͔̻̘̈́͆͒̔͒̂̚ợ̷̧̻̤̭͙̱̍̆̌͒͗̚ɔ̷̢̭͈̼̺͇̋̎͐̃̃͋͜͠ʜ̶̡̛̗͕̝͇̼͙̿̐̕̕͝͝ô̵͕̣͈̭̤̪̯̊͊̃̂̑͐ñ̸̼̲̲̱̪̮̌͋͐̅̿̎͜b̶̡̧͖̜̯̪͕̽̌̋́͗͛͛ɿ̶̡̙̥͍̳̹̃̊͐̍͗̕͝ͅi̴̢̢̻̲̲͉͚̿̿̋͂̓̂͊ɒ̷̩̗̩̝̜̼̗̊̃͌̈́̀̚̕ ̵̢̻̠͙̺̰̪̉̔͌͂̓̽̾ì̴̢̮̟̦͔̩͎̀̀̂͋͊̔ƨ̶̧̧͕̦͓͖̻̊̆͋̀̑̉̈́ ̴̨̫̰̬͍̞͖͒͂̈́͆̒͘͠Ɉ̷̨̯̯͇̳͚͙̌̈́̇́́́̚ʜ̵̻͓̺͉͖͇̥͒̄̋͐́̕͝ɘ̵̘͙̹̮̜̬̲̾͋̍̒̉̆͘ ̵̧͎̦͖͍͙̪̏̈́̒̆͛̓̈́q̶̖̖̪̪͈̘̣͛̓͛́͑̚͘ơ̸̻̘̦̮̝̭̬̾̀̿̾́̓w̴̝͇͕̰̝̠͗̎̔͑̌͜͠͠ɘ̵̨͓̪͖̠̟̎͌̈́̂̏̕͠ͅɿ̷̨̝̗̩̤̬͋́̈́̆̎̕͠ͅʜ̷̧̤̩̥̝̲͎̂̍̂͂̍͘͠o̷̭̣̹̣̺͕͎̽͐͌̏͋̀͝υ̸͕̰̱̪͓̭̱̐͌́́̇̂̌ƨ̷̰̱̙̯̱̟̘̀̎̓̌̊͊͠ɘ̷̛̤͎̖̻̯̻̦͋͂̈́͒͋̅ ̴̨͇͈̳͈̟̠͂̌̓̑̑͝͝ȍ̷͎̩͉̣̻̠̰̾̏́̏͝͝ʇ̸͚̯͍̮̮͍͈̐̄̍̂̀̌̀ ̵̬̟̗̤̹̣̳̑͋̍̉̀́̋Ɉ̸̠̘̗͎̤͍̰͋̋̇̈̈́̆͋ʜ̷̡̧̼̲͎̪̟̿̓͗̍̃̄̈ɘ̷̧̧̘̩̘̟͙̒̒̈́̎͛͠ ̵̡̖̲̘͇͙͇̉̓̈́̒̀͆͋ɔ̷̨̛̖̦̠̟̞͓̃͆̇̿͛͝ɘ̶̜̝̳̻̭͙̻̏͋̐̌̿̎̂l̶̨̨̰̺͕͇͎̽̒̈́̅́̽̚ḻ̴̡̣̠̞͕͐̈́̍́̈͆̅͜

@R4in46 3 месяца назад

HE COMES

@jakebankhead146 2 месяца назад

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

@jesseyfreethrows8512 3 месяца назад

Thank you for the Romulan physics lesson!

@Swagtrap_CZ 3 месяца назад

So this is how doctors get their handwriting

@Idalb0e 3 месяца назад

I had this class in college, around 8am on Monday

@experssion123 3 месяца назад

What it felt like going to class after a 3 day bender at a rave in my early twenties

@crowsdagger5463 3 месяца назад

This is how my brain hears stuff at 8am Lol. Felt that

@missionspooky 3 месяца назад

Same.

@matteofrance 3 месяца назад

This is the kind of video I'll watch 300 times and never get bored of it

@TheHonorableGlitch 3 месяца назад

I have been meaning to schedule an appointment with corvus about my eyes. I have moments where my perception of reality seemingly shifts and/or fades out for a few seconds and then seems to shift and/or fade back in moments later, and it only happens in the sanitarium.

@user-jc2dk7rl8i 3 месяца назад

Its so painful to see your views dropping, Uncle E. But we will always love your videos. Dont leave. You are still the greatest asmrtist out there.❤

@EphemeralRift 3 месяца назад

Their loss, not mine/ours!

@tpuhocka7834 3 месяца назад

I like the moment when he said "👁‍🗨🖖🤸‍♂🪶🌘🀄📼☣🔻"

@abbelktheunoreversecard9183 3 месяца назад

When he brought up gdndofbhslosjd I was impressed by the attention to detail.

@mms2409 3 месяца назад

This is how any physics lecture feels to me

@NOT_AN_IDI0T 28 дней назад

For me its history, but I understand physics, evolution, astrophysics and molecular biology easy somehow.

@JunkieRemix 3 месяца назад

It’s funny, the writing almost kinda looks like Japanese but also kinda looks like Enchantment Table

@FireKeepersDaddy 3 месяца назад

Best scores on rate my professor, top quality lecture.

@jell-oputin8036 3 месяца назад

Been enjoying your videos for a few years now always excellent ❤. Your walks in the woods made me curious if you've ever tried metal detecting. Your neck of the woods has some history. Stay awesome man !

@EphemeralRift 3 месяца назад

what a coincidence: i've tried it once before i started this channel and about a week ago was thinking about it again. could make for an interesting video.. we'll see ! ;)

@highshipper9222 3 месяца назад

This was a very informative lecture, thank you professor!

@Vaiyelvet 3 месяца назад

I think Uncle E should create his own alphabet and language and make a lesson in the videos to teach us. It would make sense with the creativity/craziness that is always present in the videos

@miskosedlacek552 3 месяца назад

Searched for Asmr and found your old Minecraft videos that I remember my brother watching when I was about 7/8 years old… Im so happy that you kept posting and didnt give up, youve come across a long road and you are never stopping❤

@futuristic.handgun 3 месяца назад

I seriously adore it when you speak this language. Idk if it's just because of the phonetics of it or if it's the way you specifically speak, but it's incredibly relaxing, gives me tingles quite often, and always helps me fall asleep. Every video that you've done where you're speaking it throughout is always instantly saved to the favorites. Thanks for everything you do Rift! Love ya uncle E. 🥰

@rsaAntix 3 месяца назад

Awesome to see another Unintelligible video. It's been a while since the last one. Another art of quiet vid would be amazing

@Jaymex231 3 месяца назад

truly an artist. i’ve enjoyed watching you perfect your craft over the years

@vndywvrhl 3 месяца назад

I was rewatching an Unintelligible series yesterday and got subscribed again. Can u imagine me scrolling my feed and seeing this❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

@MorfsPrower 2 месяца назад

Unintelligible is my favorite. Speaking in tongues as well. Just hearing ominous whispers that unsettle my soul puts me into a deep sleep.

@owloko1349 2 месяца назад

Never fails to make a good and creative video and amazing asmr!

@cftyftyufyfuyfty 3 месяца назад

The chapters are really helpful so I know exactly where I am and can easily keep up with the lecture 🙏

@lunasol13 3 месяца назад

So perfect for finals week, thank you kind sir :’)

@FA-fk9mr 3 месяца назад

Thank you for this excellent contribution to the unintelligible repertoire

@puppymcpupsters 3 месяца назад

Your binaural inaudible videos are heaven on earth bless your soul for everything that you do!

@EphemeralRift 3 месяца назад

i have a soul?? omg!

@GunesMeyrin 3 месяца назад

@@EphemeralRift well I guess that you have one. But how can we know this for sure?

@shannon101787 2 месяца назад

The way he puts it makes it so much simpler! I can't believe I struggled in this subject so badly before!

@HumbleWolves 3 месяца назад

That sneaky marker sniff at 20:11👀

@salt4872 3 месяца назад

i really understood when he said basabvalirdigthh

@michaelwestmoreland2530 3 месяца назад

This is stunningly soothing.

@Mrcheese5460 3 месяца назад

You write the gibberish with confidence and zero hesitation😭😭

@EphemeralRift 3 месяца назад

What is this “gibberish” you speak of?

@Mrcheese5460 3 месяца назад

@@EphemeralRift i think if a divine being came to earth they would likely take your form

@Paste-Bean 3 месяца назад

This is just like the stuff i remember from my physics lectures, truly useful information!

@call_me_mado5987 3 месяца назад

XD Man thats funny

@lukeluthor6290 3 месяца назад

Wow. I really understood this more than I needed to when I was half asleep.

@nneow 3 месяца назад

The sound of you moving around in the lab coat isss peeerfeeect. Love how well balanced ur audio is

@EphemeralRift 3 месяца назад

i try my best!

@AndiEliot 3 месяца назад

The recommended textbook for this lecture is the Voynich manuscript; pages 50-172.

@americandreamr 3 месяца назад

Thank you, for your positive impact.

@collector6457 3 месяца назад

Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌

@mr_hugor1782 3 месяца назад

Explaining quantum physics with docotrs handwriting is incredible. Good job Professor!

@Kristbjorg-Nymann 3 месяца назад

Just What I Needed....great song, great ASMR vid!

@TheMobKea 3 месяца назад

Im truly grateful for this, i was having a lot of issues with ahdkgopeohwgh4oir, but the fjoosytdhfjrow part really cleared things up

@bramblebop1904 3 месяца назад

Like a surrealist movie. This guy should be a movie director!

@bunglebongle9003 3 месяца назад

I can honestly say I learnt as much here as I did the whole time I was in school

@MyHeroDucky 3 месяца назад

I am very happy that everything here was unintelligible. Even the tone didn't hint to any emotion.

@yosher 3 месяца назад

This sums up how I experienced lectures after 15 years straight of school. I was so burnt out by the time I got to college that half the stuff I attended was just in one ear and out the other

@You-are-fish 3 месяца назад

I'm actually studying guhkshcnbjs in my classes. thank uncle E, this is gonna help.

@UmbraHand 3 месяца назад

It seems the professor is tapping into his long forgotten memories of the layers in the Abyss in the Second Catalogue Section. A researcher of such caliber is always welcome to become a follower of Dawn.

@ThePurpleD0g 3 месяца назад

This Sims language course was very intructive, thank you professor

@lizingram2415 3 месяца назад

This is what I have always wanted unintelligible ASMR to sound like

@WayneMatthews-om9nr 3 месяца назад

It's so good to see your face again. I just got out of jail after a couple of months and I was badly missing asmr among everything else we take for granted constantly. Getting in trouble is not worth it ever.

@CRClem 3 месяца назад

What is jail like? Did you have a lot of anxiety and fear?

@WayneMatthews-om9nr 3 месяца назад

@@CRClem yes

@crimeman621 3 месяца назад

right in time for my exam. i didn’t really understand the subject from how my teacher explained it, but now i get it

@patmanz4274 3 месяца назад

Uncle E, I paused this video numerous times, yet I still hear tongues in the room. Is this some sort of elaborate prank you've set up?

@idokeren6528 2 месяца назад

This is just genuinely what I hear starting at about ten minutes into my night classes at grad school.

@underconfident_asmr 3 месяца назад

I can appreciate how the good professor can take something so intricate and complex and make it so that a simpleton like myself can understand.

@J_therobloxletter 3 месяца назад

Finally something interesting to learn about

@FloraDay444 3 месяца назад

Ah, gibberish. Such a beautiful, soft language. One of my favorites. Thanks 😊

@GunesMeyrin 3 месяца назад

What do you mean by "gibberish"?

@FloraDay444 3 месяца назад

@@GunesMeyrin Gibberish is basically the same thing as unintelligible :)

@Saturn_V15 3 месяца назад

Hi you should make a video teaching people how to speak the language you speak in this vid and other vids

@azurandiodaimoon4246 3 месяца назад

True. 😸👍

@Assassin66169 3 месяца назад

It's amazing what the wonders of past/future/modern science can give us. Thank you, strange man!

@Dyrock666 2 месяца назад

It’s all so clear

@Lucianato2 3 месяца назад

Paul, I will definitely be partaking in the "...even falling asleep within the first 10 minutes" when I listen to this tonight. Wouldn't dare listen to it while at work! Oh, no! Thank you for your continued imaginative videos, though I rarely 'watch' them - however, listen to ALL of them. 🤘🤘

@seanburke601 3 месяца назад

Man I wish I had Uncle E as my professor. Would be so awesome

@chrysanthemum8233 3 месяца назад

I've read research papers that were purportedly written in English with diagrams that made nearly this much sense

@mizukikatsuart 24 дня назад

Thank you professor, I understood everything 😄 "Through our eyes the universe is perceiving itself. Through our ears the universe is listening to its harmonies. We are the witnesses through which the universe becomes conscious of its glory, of its magnificence."

@EphemeralRift 23 дня назад

Don’t forget the destructive force of the universe and nature. As beautiful and magnificent it all is, on a whim it’s throwing a tornado or tsunami our way ;)

@mizukikatsuart 23 дня назад

@@EphemeralRift Yeah! There are all kinds of manifestations :)

@Nighthunter035 3 месяца назад

This is like that one episode of Regular show where Mordicai and Rigbi Drink Rig-juice, and become so smart that other people sound stupid to them, but in this situation im to dumb to understand ER's genius

@this_smitty23 3 месяца назад

I love carne asada too.

@corgiblud 3 месяца назад

Was literally just saying this yesterday

@MamaLs_Reverbs 3 месяца назад

Oh man I love this Sims University Class Lecture

@MephilesRider 2 месяца назад

He's speaking in 'Minecraft Enchantment Table' and I'm all up for it

@CelticToiletSeat 3 месяца назад

When the foreign language teacher teaches only in the foreign language

@stevewinkleburg5300 2 месяца назад

Deadass if rift made a video like this where he talked about some subjects he was interested that would be great (this video was very relaxing)

@kostaskartavii9655 3 месяца назад

Вы помогайте при депрессии, тревоге и бессонницы . Спасибо вам 😊😊😊

@danielespinoza7334 3 месяца назад

The hand reach at 25:34. So many tingles

@logikel 3 месяца назад

obsessed w the fact that ER just has a full sized whiteboard. did he buy it for this video specifically, or was this just lying around and he needed to use it in something? did he just really want one and needed an excuse to buy one? i kinda want one now

@EphemeralRift 3 месяца назад

A) Yes B) No C) Maybe D) None of the above