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@keithsearfoss2012
@keithsearfoss2012 3 года назад
The lady at 4:00 is so nice to hold the door for everyone during the altercation 🤣
@seancallahan603
@seancallahan603 3 года назад
A real MVP
@u_mbreon4112
@u_mbreon4112 3 года назад
She deserves one free water bottle, she can grab it at any time any day so it makes it fun and interesting. With the okay of GSE lol
@heybeautiful9360
@heybeautiful9360 3 года назад
She didn’t even get thank you 😂
@historyhunter5215
@historyhunter5215 3 года назад
Awww darn it... I just said the same thing... She is gorgeous too....😆
@redherring9951
@redherring9951 3 года назад
So um.... I'll buy that ball sweat vodka Jaximus Maximus... 60% off sound good? 🤝
@richardb6068
@richardb6068 3 года назад
“I did pay for it.” We all must’ve missed it.
@simplywonderful449
@simplywonderful449 3 года назад
Hate to say this, but his culture considers stealing to be okay if done against someone who has something they don't have, as if it's for some "eternal reward". When we've dealt with his folks we very often find that they've tried to con us on giving change, or even later claiming they were "shorted" on how many they got.
@PJ-po7fu
@PJ-po7fu 3 года назад
@@simplywonderful449 what's his culture? And surely every culture steals right?
@Oreosmilkshake
@Oreosmilkshake 3 года назад
@@PJ-po7fu Arab
@alwwqe
@alwwqe 3 года назад
@@Oreosmilkshake he's not arab
@snake_a0498
@snake_a0498 3 года назад
All 700k of us lol(rounding to the next 100 guys)
@HimanshuGupta-fz2hm
@HimanshuGupta-fz2hm 3 года назад
The woman says in punjabi language : "Kyon kitta...paise deo.." Which means : why did you do it...pay him now.
@manikaggarwal2018
@manikaggarwal2018 3 года назад
They are Pakistani
@vaddix9980
@vaddix9980 3 года назад
@@manikaggarwal2018 no shit. OP translated what they said. So I think he knows the language
@FirstLast-cc6cv
@FirstLast-cc6cv 3 года назад
She was definitely his better influence, she was very remorseful of his actions and wanted to right them
@saintrico3456
@saintrico3456 3 года назад
@@FirstLast-cc6cv then she should have made him wait for the police
@manikaggarwal2018
@manikaggarwal2018 3 года назад
@@vaddix9980 correct Punjabi language is spoken across the broder
@turkfebruary5836
@turkfebruary5836 2 года назад
I never realized how big of a problem this is. It must be exhausting having to watch everyone like a hawk and trust nobody.
@thisisgettingold
@thisisgettingold 2 года назад
I'm not sure 1.9 million subscribers and a profitable small business is "a problem", like this guy's alcoholism is WAY more of a problem... I don't think standing there all day while having a huge monitor in front of you with instant playback capability could possibly be "exhausting". Seems like you have a penchant for the dramatic.
@TheEnd-eg6wq
@TheEnd-eg6wq 2 года назад
@@thisisgettingold I think he meant mentally exhuasting, babysitting full grown worthless adults.
@UmamiPapi
@UmamiPapi 2 года назад
It displays the degradation of society. Many adults stealing cheap candy.
@TheEnd-eg6wq
@TheEnd-eg6wq 2 года назад
@@UmamiPapi Vodka isn't candy
@UmamiPapi
@UmamiPapi 2 года назад
@@TheEnd-eg6wq 1. Says you. 2. I'm referencing their other videos.
@Handl3sAreStupid
@Handl3sAreStupid 3 года назад
This guy looks like he had 3 bottles of vodka before he came into the store too.
@landshark1191
@landshark1191 3 года назад
Stored at perfect body temperature up his ass. A slight adjustment was made in the bathroom
@MrMaddox57
@MrMaddox57 3 года назад
not unheard of! that cheap stuff sells multiple times a day by the SAME now drunk people stumbling back in for more!
@TheJadeFist
@TheJadeFist 3 года назад
Maybe that's was intentional.
@விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்
I'm surprised no one made this comment, the dude looked wasted AF slurring his words
@nyla298
@nyla298 5 месяцев назад
Drank it in the bathroom 😂
@KyleDavidHall
@KyleDavidHall 3 года назад
This guy didn't even try to be sneaky with this one 😂
@sixten8493
@sixten8493 3 года назад
Actually, he did try to be sneaky by frequently glancing at the camera with a mysterious expression on his face while committing petty crime. As if he gained invisibility for a second there. Drinking and thieving 👏🙄
@vif3182
@vif3182 3 года назад
Can't get caught if you don't even try to get away with it.
@turboturtlehead
@turboturtlehead 3 года назад
He looks like he’s well past his sneaking days
@wetlettuce4768
@wetlettuce4768 3 года назад
Oh he did try being sneaky by pretending to be a senile old man once he was busted.
@MoronBoshi
@MoronBoshi 3 года назад
He literally looked at the camera when he tucked it in his pants lol
@fallondeere9201
@fallondeere9201 3 года назад
“I’m calling the police “ * buys 1 doge coin and checks other stocks
@ronnie3067
@ronnie3067 3 года назад
More like Ethereum
@tankcrypto
@tankcrypto 3 года назад
@@ronnie3067 more like bitcoin, ethereum, and link
@TheDeadMeme27
@TheDeadMeme27 3 года назад
Imma dump all my shitcoins into fard tokens rn
@HH-uv4iw
@HH-uv4iw 3 года назад
Str8 g
@HH-uv4iw
@HH-uv4iw 3 года назад
@@tankcrypto tu chill mar
@Mountains-xp2ue
@Mountains-xp2ue 3 года назад
This is were the thief's guild sends their members as a final test.
@tobirama5996
@tobirama5996 3 года назад
He failed our test
@thepjup4507
@thepjup4507 2 года назад
god damn it. this got me way too good. i fucking hate you. im crying laughing you piece of shit >:'(
@amberlopez7477
@amberlopez7477 2 года назад
thieves*
@johnchavez7487
@johnchavez7487 3 года назад
I’m surprised he was actually able to fit 3 bottles in his sweats without them dropping
@iambored4896
@iambored4896 3 года назад
I believe it’s called being fat
@maniacsnack3374
@maniacsnack3374 3 года назад
Same
@abdool1972
@abdool1972 3 года назад
Plastic bottles stick to sweaty skin pretty good.
@Brindle_Boxer
@Brindle_Boxer 3 года назад
Probably has custom thief pockets sewn into the inside of his pants 😂
@victorbogen1558
@victorbogen1558 3 года назад
It was in his pants noy sweater and he was wearing a shirt not a sweaters the guy said it drop down his pants cuse he had stuff it in his pants u did see what he did
@Bigcockcarlos
@Bigcockcarlos 3 года назад
I find myself avoiding looking at the counter every time I go to the local gas station now.
@dickdiamonds3410
@dickdiamonds3410 3 года назад
Ha me too. I never steal anything but now I'm paranoid of being profiled
@icestationzebraassociates2460
@icestationzebraassociates2460 3 года назад
I think if you just avoid the part where three bottles of vodka make their way into your pants, you're probably good. XD
@deveelvraat3404
@deveelvraat3404 3 года назад
I moved from the inner city to the suburbs and I had this habit of looking up at the counter just to see which girl was working. And then I noticed that they started to follow me around when I was shopping. That stopped once I stopped looking at the counter. It's clearly a sign for them, it's a potential thief, a red flag.
@redherring9951
@redherring9951 3 года назад
Definitely don't thief scratch and save all big fat duce's for your personal throne
@jareds-tits
@jareds-tits 3 года назад
Cool
@NappyWayz
@NappyWayz 3 года назад
Jack: “Wait for the police. Go. Wait for the police. Just go!” Thief: 🤔🤯 *Spilts in two.
@kieshafields
@kieshafields 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@22lilacsky
@22lilacsky 2 года назад
😂
@abhijeet1887
@abhijeet1887 Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@benvasilinda9729
@benvasilinda9729 2 года назад
As an army vet, him wearing that hat while stealing really pisses me off. His wife has obviously been through this before, I can tell by how upset she is. He was hiding it from her as well.
@scarecrow559fresno
@scarecrow559fresno 2 года назад
hoah
@johnsampson6387
@johnsampson6387 2 года назад
What's the problem? He was just using his military discount 😂😂😂
@newfront6786
@newfront6786 2 года назад
He barely speaks english. doubt he served
@alexluna1541
@alexluna1541 2 года назад
@@newfront6786 you’ll be surprised
@zfjames
@zfjames 2 года назад
he wasn't a vet and she was bluffing
@markharrisllb
@markharrisllb 3 года назад
I’m a recovering alcoholic blessed with 26 years sobriety, alcoholism is never an excuse for theft.
@wheatish
@wheatish 3 года назад
Stay strong, one day at a time!
@leorush8171
@leorush8171 3 года назад
Congratulations dude, that’s a huge milestone
@Goochbag8
@Goochbag8 3 года назад
Good on you lad! It's not easy!
@ethanpok1
@ethanpok1 3 года назад
For me it's weed. I smoked almost every day from the age 17-24 and now I've been without it for 8 months. I miss it sometimes but I feel good without it
@Jimboishere11
@Jimboishere11 3 года назад
@@ethanpok1 It's a bastard. Keep going mate ✌🏻
@post.10
@post.10 3 года назад
That guy was 100% walking like that on purpose so that he wouldn't seem suspicious walking like that afterwards trying to keep his pants from falling down from all the extra weight
@mkvnwk
@mkvnwk 3 года назад
Nah man, he tried to clear his drain in the bathroom, but it was to stopped up.
@halosrusty
@halosrusty 3 года назад
That’s his “claiming welfare walk”
@JD-xf5so
@JD-xf5so 3 года назад
Ur drunk
@CC-uy9wp
@CC-uy9wp 3 года назад
Yeah no way this guy thinks on a level like that
@ReapingTheHarvest
@ReapingTheHarvest 3 года назад
Got the wounded military vet thing going on for sympathy
@hansgoober35
@hansgoober35 3 года назад
This guy walks like the Penguin from Batman
@jds8438
@jds8438 2 года назад
Just walking around the store is probably the most exercise he’s gotten in his life
@bakcort
@bakcort 2 года назад
He's a veteran
@dr.jiIIaIicecooper2587
@dr.jiIIaIicecooper2587 Год назад
​@@bakcortI can buy 100 veteran hats or shirts today lol
@Korpsaws
@Korpsaws 3 года назад
“I’m calling the Police” *starts randomly checking his emails
@azmolhossain9244
@azmolhossain9244 3 года назад
i do that too, hoping person would just leave.
@mblend27
@mblend27 3 года назад
@@azmolhossain9244 The problem here is he was telling him to wait for the police
@Tom_Ate_95
@Tom_Ate_95 3 года назад
@@mblend27 do they ever call the police? Seems like you can just try your luck there.
@ens0rcell683
@ens0rcell683 3 года назад
@@Tom_Ate_95 its a waste of police resources for something of such little value and they cant keep the person there anyways. They say it to scare them off so they don’t try it again
@willissudweeks1050
@willissudweeks1050 3 года назад
@@ens0rcell683 But I live in a pretty nice area. I can see that happening elsewhere but here they take it really seriously.
@Flight14Clique
@Flight14Clique 3 года назад
He wasn’t even trying to be smooth about it 😂😂😂. Can tell he didn’t care if he got caught lol
@BlueOvals24
@BlueOvals24 3 года назад
He's probably one of those idiots that believe all store have fake security cameras. Still, even from the counter I'm sure it looked painfully obvious.
@dandee2771
@dandee2771 3 года назад
Hes stealing 3 bottles of vodka and can barely walk. My guess is he was gonna drink himself to death
@lrowerowe7207
@lrowerowe7207 3 года назад
Right he was so obvious.
@flejt7107
@flejt7107 3 года назад
Na hes just too complacent since hes prob done this hundreds of times
@98violetz
@98violetz 2 года назад
Couldn’t help but feel badly for the woman with him. It seems like the man may have had some major issues and she’s been doing damage control for him for quite awhile…truly sad that she’s relentlessly apologizing even though she did nothing wrong. I know she’s trying to prevent him from getting in trouble, but it still doesn’t undermine the fact that he’s now become her burden.
@TheKomentor
@TheKomentor 2 года назад
Their relatives in India who would have been telling everyone proudly that they are settled in the US, will now be feeling ashamed of them.
@frankgrimesification
@frankgrimesification Год назад
Yeah....it's called being an enabler.
@GeorgeSukFuk
@GeorgeSukFuk 8 месяцев назад
Her staying there apologizing when being told explicitly to leave? I wish both of them had been arrested, thrown in jail for a solid time then deported
@kunfussed213
@kunfussed213 3 года назад
I lost it already when he call him a little rattlesnake. 😂😂😂
@timothyvarner
@timothyvarner 3 года назад
The hideous leopard print mask is a bigger crime
@SunilSharma-yf3ln
@SunilSharma-yf3ln 3 года назад
True!
@wildone505
@wildone505 3 года назад
😂
@gilmangus83
@gilmangus83 2 года назад
A mask the idiot does not know how to wear.
@teetoys76
@teetoys76 2 года назад
Come on Timmy . Do we actually care about the mask 😷!? Ooof !!!
@DursunX
@DursunX 2 года назад
looks like women's underwear
@candlercando
@candlercando 3 года назад
Maximus making the guy walk toward him to ask the question with those Vodkas when he knows he has the Vodka is so good
@austinvenable63
@austinvenable63 2 года назад
“I CANT HEAR YA!!” 😂😂😂
@theephemeralglade1935
@theephemeralglade1935 3 года назад
This man is a Masterclass (tm), of concealment, and evasion. I am amazed that you were able to crack this one.
@anonymouscommenter7689
@anonymouscommenter7689 3 года назад
Did you just trademark a word?
@drx6139
@drx6139 3 года назад
New sub who just binged watched a ton of Gas Station Encounters. What I’ve learned to not look suspicious: 1)do not greet the clerk 2)do not look at the camera 3) do not scratch or touch nose 4)do not wander 5)do not ask dumb questions and 6)do not stare at the handmade sandwiches no matter how delicious they look! That should cover it.
@toadsworth782
@toadsworth782 3 года назад
I’m gonna do all of that and end up paying lol
@Wisdomatic1
@Wisdomatic1 3 года назад
I love how you guys always just act like nothings up until they leave. Then it’s go time.
@MrFitness94
@MrFitness94 3 года назад
They said apparently it’s not theft until they leave the premises. So technically they can’t *do* anything until he leaves
@skeletalknight
@skeletalknight 3 года назад
Of course. They do it for the content.
@jeremybutcher13
@jeremybutcher13 3 года назад
@@skeletalknight or because its literally not stealing until they leave....
@skeletalknight
@skeletalknight 3 года назад
@@jeremybutcher13 Have you ever heard of "concealment"? Look it up.
@TheEnergydrinkguru
@TheEnergydrinkguru 3 года назад
@@skeletalknight But that's just one element of a proper stop. If he stops him and accuses him of stealing before he passes all points of purchase, it could be considered harrassment.
@alaskayoung6001
@alaskayoung6001 3 года назад
I feel sorry for his wife or whoever that was she sounded so embarrassed☹️
@From_A_Diverging_Timeline
@From_A_Diverging_Timeline 3 года назад
Yeah right she was in on it probably.
@homerfry9234
@homerfry9234 3 года назад
Its all part of the game
@br3ad420
@br3ad420 3 года назад
it's probably an arranged marriage, who wants to be married to someone who cheats at anything
@chriswalsh398
@chriswalsh398 3 года назад
I bet she is not embarrassed when she sits on the benefits line.
@gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal
@gordontheengineswifedr.nirmal 3 года назад
I’m surprised his wife is Desi. Dude it’s chalo pher, not adios
@thedarkwolfv7233
@thedarkwolfv7233 2 года назад
The "slippery little rattlesnake" bit never gets old 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@gilmangus83
@gilmangus83 2 года назад
The clerk say ADIOS to two Bengalis/Punjabis. LOL
@remedy135
@remedy135 3 года назад
He was clenching his cheeks because he had a 4th vodka hidden between them 😂
@jsimmons9969
@jsimmons9969 3 года назад
Thank you for that image.
@remedy135
@remedy135 3 года назад
@Charlie Tango hahaha same he can just take that one home😬
@TheJewelleryWorkshop
@TheJewelleryWorkshop 3 года назад
The commentary on these clips 😂😂😂😂
@Thefree_mandecker
@Thefree_mandecker 3 года назад
THE best hahahaha. Itty bitty baby steps baby!
@mr.tortelduck
@mr.tortelduck 3 года назад
N-word
@mudmixahhh
@mudmixahhh 3 года назад
👌
@HarryBallsss
@HarryBallsss 3 года назад
@@mr.tortelduck they had their way with you growing up? Yup I figured! Haha
@TheTyisawesome
@TheTyisawesome 3 года назад
That's why these are so popular!
@AmarilloMusicAB
@AmarilloMusicAB 3 года назад
You should’ve called him “Mister Ben-Chode” 😂😂
@feizalmoolla1946
@feizalmoolla1946 2 года назад
Alias Makre Choud
@jraxreviewsxcosplayxmore6934
@jraxreviewsxcosplayxmore6934 2 года назад
NO! IM DEAD 😂☠️ WHEN YOU SAID HEY SIRI IT SET OFF MY SIRI 😂☠️
@aericraadley
@aericraadley 3 года назад
you cant hit us with a cliffhanger like "looks like he got away" and then two seconds later "or does he?!?!" lol dramtic tension at its finest ladies and gentlemen
@majora36
@majora36 3 года назад
when he said that I was like awww... then immediately followed by ooooo
@yosserhughes139
@yosserhughes139 3 года назад
And he did get away. No cops, no charges…. Yup, he got away.
@captainthunderbuns677
@captainthunderbuns677 3 года назад
@@majora36 same here!
@timeghost82
@timeghost82 3 года назад
The thumbnail shows the confrontation. We don't see that up close shot unless they're being called out.
@aericraadley
@aericraadley 3 года назад
@@majora36 and when he said JAXIMUS MAXIMUS i was like helllll yeahhh
@stephenouma
@stephenouma 3 года назад
You suppose to charge him 3x the price for stealing.
@mudmixahhh
@mudmixahhh 3 года назад
Please
@stuey7777
@stuey7777 3 года назад
this is the way
@NGNetwork1
@NGNetwork1 3 года назад
3? i'd charge him 10x
@sleepy4325
@sleepy4325 3 года назад
Do they do that here or at FavTrip? I can't remember
@jv3600
@jv3600 3 года назад
@@sleepy4325 They used to do that here in older videos. Haven't seen it happen anytime recently though.
@jasminesmith4637
@jasminesmith4637 2 года назад
@2:25 LMAOO that awkward waddle from him trying to conceal the stolen goods😂
@Chr0mePisto1a
@Chr0mePisto1a 3 года назад
Respect to the lady in scrubs who held the door open for 3 people while they were screaming at each other hahaha.
@yoboisteven1741
@yoboisteven1741 3 года назад
Probably works in a hospital or something. People will come into hospitals huffing and puffing for one reason or another so she's probably used to it at this point
@nemraps
@nemraps 3 года назад
"Puh-Lease" 🤣🤣🤣
@hoods-s
@hoods-s 3 года назад
😆
@pescmocc69
@pescmocc69 3 года назад
More like: paul lease
@kccasem1330
@kccasem1330 3 года назад
you spelled PLEASE wrong
@rickgrimesgaming8295
@rickgrimesgaming8295 3 года назад
This is the Puh-Lease pull over 🚔
@zanairodupree2145
@zanairodupree2145 3 года назад
NEM 👊🏾
@ozmond
@ozmond 3 года назад
If you can’t afford a cheap bottle of vodka you shouldn’t be drinking
@dillongaines4651
@dillongaines4651 3 года назад
This is sober logic. Try using drunk logic :D
@alecnolastname4362
@alecnolastname4362 3 года назад
Or alcoholic logic
@Yui789esss
@Yui789esss 3 года назад
alcholoism ain't no joke...he has much bigger problems than being broke
@imre456
@imre456 3 года назад
Don’t tell me how to live my life…*burp*
@moemoe18
@moemoe18 3 года назад
19 year old me laughs in Popov
@manicmofo9230
@manicmofo9230 3 года назад
Honestly it was nice to have the cashier not call him names even tho the guy was totally in the wrong. I love these videos and it was refreshing seeing the cashier being more relaxed and not calling the thief a bunch of names
@ahahahah9079
@ahahahah9079 Год назад
i know you said this a year ago but I am also not fond of the name calling
@danedi2951
@danedi2951 2 года назад
4:57 HE “ADIOS”ES HER LMFAOOO
@Irishjim401
@Irishjim401 3 года назад
I also manage a gas station in the Northeast, and I deal with this regularly. The company I work for has very strict guidelines, so I definitely live vicariously through you guys while I do my best to stay professional and minimally polite 😂
@switch12345678
@switch12345678 2 года назад
And what does "staffed" mean in this case? Wouldn't it have been better to sell the vodka to the man instead of keeping it?
@zfjames
@zfjames 2 года назад
rip jimmy
@TheDrunkCook111
@TheDrunkCook111 3 месяца назад
Did anyone ever try to short change you?
@karenv325
@karenv325 3 года назад
..so sad to watch. A man with a drinking problem who probably brings a lot of shame to his innocent family.
@jeremyphillips3087
@jeremyphillips3087 3 года назад
Yeah, it was hard watching that lady. She's probably been through this before.
@beefwellington9371
@beefwellington9371 3 года назад
It’s not hard to not be a piece of shit. Not sad, conscious decision
@br3ad420
@br3ad420 3 года назад
@@jeremyphillips3087 Arranged marriage?
@rorshakks
@rorshakks 3 года назад
meh
@jojosantiago2211
@jojosantiago2211 3 года назад
SOB could've paid for it. When he threatened to call the police, he then wanted to pay for it. Yeah right.
@walteradams2439
@walteradams2439 Год назад
I love the lady in blue @ 3:56 All this drama going on and she holds the door for them. She seems nice.
@archmichael3698
@archmichael3698 10 месяцев назад
Siri totally activated and almost called the police 👮‍♀️ 🤦‍♂️ you almost got me caught up! 😂😅
@chase7192
@chase7192 Месяц назад
Same shit happened to me 😂 I spazzed when I saw Siri pop up
@Bruuuuuh620
@Bruuuuuh620 3 года назад
Thief: Indian/Middle Eastern Jack: Adios! 😂🤣😂🤣
@kidgoku2206
@kidgoku2206 3 года назад
💯🤨 lowkey racists 😹
@redember9380
@redember9380 3 года назад
He was indian
@jassbrar2438
@jassbrar2438 3 года назад
Nope from Pakistan Punjabi accent gives it all away
@kicorico3051
@kicorico3051 3 года назад
@@jassbrar2438 His Indian, Not from pakistan because muslim are not allowed to drink vodka indian pujabi
@pnjabimunda8
@pnjabimunda8 3 года назад
@@kicorico3051 No they’re not
@bigpan3347
@bigpan3347 3 года назад
"Jaximus maximus" need a hero costume already put JM on the chest of it lmao
@tbrinkley112
@tbrinkley112 2 года назад
Thank you sooo much. I laugh so hard at these vids!
@JohnnyTromboner
@JohnnyTromboner 2 года назад
My favorite tactic to get people to leave is telling them to stay right here lmao
@loyaltyisroyalty5616
@loyaltyisroyalty5616 3 года назад
That’s my grandfather. I am thoroughly embarrassed
@marsxSIN
@marsxSIN 3 года назад
Are you serious? If so, get him some psychiatric help because this kind of behavior for a man his age, besides being juvenile, is obviously related to a bigger issue he hasn't dealt with. Maybe he needs more stimulation/excitement in his life so he won't commit petty theft for the thrill.
@drewwhy5541
@drewwhy5541 3 года назад
@@marsxSIN I’m pretty sure the bigger problem is he’s a alcoholic
@cyborgorgeous
@cyborgorgeous 2 года назад
Stop lying
@guerreroeric1
@guerreroeric1 3 года назад
Jaximus is just geeking watching the monitor as this guys stuffing his pockets with vodka 😂
@jcbuckeye
@jcbuckeye Год назад
They don't press charges if it's below a certain amount. That is why they never really call the police
@mattb7589
@mattb7589 2 года назад
This mans commentary is absolutely legendary
@DeanFrankovis-kp2nq
@DeanFrankovis-kp2nq Год назад
Right?! I always comment that he should be a comedian! He's hilarious and quick witted!
@zachariahscott6648
@zachariahscott6648 3 года назад
Okay, I just watched this episode a couple more times, and now that I am paying more attention to the details, it is even funnier than before. I like the part where the thief walks back in and tries to lie about already paying for those vodkas! 😛 He is like the most brazen thief in G.S.E. He showed absolutely no shame at all for stealing. Lol
@jamesr5741
@jamesr5741 3 года назад
I'm feeling Jaximus's energy. I love it! Don't worry about calling the cops, just vocally shame the thief. More satisfying.
@KungFuMojo
@KungFuMojo 2 года назад
Why am I thinking about Russell Peter's comedy right now? "Okay, okay.. I pay for Vodka now. My vodka, your Vodka... same, same. We family." LOL!
@cru_b6078
@cru_b6078 3 года назад
When you said hay Siri call the police it activated my Siri and my stomach dropped but luckily it didn’t register the call
@campblood
@campblood 3 года назад
i like how he just walked in when the lady opened the door for herself.
@MizzzKitty
@MizzzKitty 3 года назад
I would love to see when the cops actually show up and deal with the slippery little rattlesnakes...😆😁😊
@davidsandall
@davidsandall 3 года назад
The cops are not answering these calls anymore
@benj3911
@benj3911 3 года назад
@Nuby It's a waste of their time. Petty theft is a joke if it's under $xx dollars.
@MeneTekelUpharsin
@MeneTekelUpharsin 2 года назад
Being viewed by thousands of people is much worse punishment than being charged with petty theft
@madswrldx
@madswrldx 3 года назад
when you said "hey siri, call the police" my phone lit up with Siri and I almost had a heart attack thinking she was about to call them lol 🤣
@ee1yd
@ee1yd 3 года назад
🤮
@electricz3045
@electricz3045 3 года назад
Ok go away apple user.
@emperorsascharoni9577
@emperorsascharoni9577 3 года назад
0:03 That was the most SUS L1"look up at the counter" I have ever seen. LMAO
@chrisbeeclean1579
@chrisbeeclean1579 3 года назад
easily one of the best channels on youtube. i love watching confrontation.
@MrMaddox57
@MrMaddox57 3 года назад
me too! amen!
@takingagamble7032
@takingagamble7032 3 года назад
I'm gonna walk in and act hella sus for 20 minutes then end up paying. Having him look through the footage.
@HusseinALSHAMIRI
@HusseinALSHAMIRI 3 года назад
I felt sorry for that lady, she was absolutely embarrassed of the old man's theft
@ejdill9488
@ejdill9488 2 года назад
you are so good on making these videos your voices and sacasm and iokes are ridiculously good you need a tv show
@rembleekah8722
@rembleekah8722 3 года назад
His wife knows he’s a damn alcoholic.. lol
@MrArgus11111
@MrArgus11111 2 года назад
she's in on it. Are you serious?
@tunasalad3919
@tunasalad3919 2 года назад
@@MrArgus11111 I highly doubt that. South Asian women don't drink alcohol in general. And I don't think she would risk committing the offense for a cheap vodka bottle. The dude must be hiding it from her, so he can drink secretly without getting her wrath for alcholism.
@LuisGrande
@LuisGrande 2 года назад
@MrArgus11111 Incorrect. She said something along the lines of “why did you do it, why are you doing this, you did not pay” in their language. She seemed rather disappointed.
@parassharma7800
@parassharma7800 2 года назад
@@MrArgus11111 She is not. I can understand her language, she is asking him what did he do.
@brianglade848
@brianglade848 3 года назад
Around the local Dollar stores, he's known as "The Potato Bubbler"
@siryizzur
@siryizzur 3 года назад
Lmfao
@locabynature
@locabynature 3 года назад
best nickname ever!!! 🚫🥔🤣
@billgates2339
@billgates2339 3 года назад
LMAOOOO XD
@phazebeast7373
@phazebeast7373 3 года назад
Yes! It's like a local legend or urban legend 😶
@unfknknown9678
@unfknknown9678 3 года назад
Really
@lolaridgeback5875
@lolaridgeback5875 3 года назад
it all goes on in this gas station.
@jflsdknf
@jflsdknf 2 года назад
"I paid I paid" The IQ of a slug
@JassZoigel
@JassZoigel 3 года назад
Hey, thanks for keeping jacksimous around, it finally paid off, and what an amazing angle he captured!!!
@equinoxx
@equinoxx 3 года назад
My Apple HomePod heard this video and asked me ‘should I call emergency services?’ When you said ‘hey Siri, call the police’ haha.
@ImmatureBrandon
@ImmatureBrandon 2 года назад
when he said " hey siri call the police" my phone started calling 911 thanks for that lmao
@liltacodaddy4002
@liltacodaddy4002 2 года назад
shoutout for the lady that held the door
@5477harry
@5477harry 3 года назад
He wasn't asking for four loco...he was asking if he could steal 4 bottles of vokda 🥴
@JC-kc1qi
@JC-kc1qi 3 года назад
Would four be loco?
@Rohanisinsane
@Rohanisinsane 3 года назад
@@JC-kc1qi lol bro four is Loco
@Jess-yq6bx
@Jess-yq6bx 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴
@sneakycroww7732
@sneakycroww7732 3 года назад
3 bottles?!?!? Omggg i would not be able to hold my laugh in if i was watching him thru the camera
@roryjenness8606
@roryjenness8606 3 года назад
When he said hey Siri call the police, my phone on the table said ok calling emergency services lol
@terrijofilms305
@terrijofilms305 3 года назад
LOL, the narrator is hysterical! I worked in Loss Prevention for almost 10 years, from 1983 until 1992. People are strange. 😵‍💫
@OrionsAnvil
@OrionsAnvil 3 года назад
I've been wipping everything I get from a convenient store with hand sanitizer ever since I started watching these. Way before covid.
@969kurt
@969kurt 3 года назад
I know he says they can’t sell those bottles anymore but I’d bet they still end up selling them
@nothingNovember
@nothingNovember 3 года назад
I thought the same, sanitizer exists.
@DubCmusicTV
@DubCmusicTV 3 года назад
duh
@MusicandDancing4Ever
@MusicandDancing4Ever 3 года назад
It wasn’t open so….
@John-qd6xm
@John-qd6xm 3 года назад
They will be raising the price on those 3 bottles for extra crotch smell.🤣🤣
@Bri-bl7jc
@Bri-bl7jc 3 года назад
I would think they would take the time to wash it with soap and water and sanitize. They will probably sell it anyway.
@jesusmanuelcanuas6034
@jesusmanuelcanuas6034 3 года назад
When you said “Siri call the police” my Siri actually started to call the police 😂😂
@kingofthenorth2988
@kingofthenorth2988 3 года назад
My tablet tried to call the police when you said “Siri call the police “ 😂
@11Kslingshot
@11Kslingshot 3 года назад
I was in Hy-Vee yesterday and scratched my head. First thing that ran threw my mind was...They think I am stealing! So many rules to follow now.
@trapazoid3405
@trapazoid3405 3 года назад
The voice overs are amazing 😭
@norhappens4853
@norhappens4853 2 года назад
When you said hey Siri call the police my phone automatically dialed the police lol
@MattACoCo
@MattACoCo 3 года назад
😂 every thief always has to drop a deuce
@stephenloflin4772
@stephenloflin4772 3 года назад
He speaks perfect English when he's drunk.
@poodoo8207
@poodoo8207 3 года назад
Watched this faster than a theif looks up at the counter 👌
@chillinwithdylan636
@chillinwithdylan636 3 года назад
Poo Doo *thief 😎✌
@tylerplueddemann7140
@tylerplueddemann7140 7 месяцев назад
Thanks, you just made anyone watching this on apple call police and Android didn’t
@gypsybluewaves580
@gypsybluewaves580 7 месяцев назад
Lol
@phoso1
@phoso1 2 года назад
I'm never going to look at the counter when I enter a convenience store again.
@paulcamacho8753
@paulcamacho8753 3 года назад
I don't think they understood that "Adios" at the end. Them thieves are not spanish-parlants... love your videos.
@CardShark_Chris
@CardShark_Chris 3 года назад
They weren't going to pay full price no matter what. Indian stereotypes are spot on!
@PineCityStage
@PineCityStage 3 года назад
The VA must be givin him the stealy-pills instead of his sleepy-pills.
@-HughJass-
@-HughJass- 3 года назад
lol like that lard of shit ever served
@oldmanfromoc7684
@oldmanfromoc7684 3 года назад
He probably stole the hat too!
@user-ln7of9gs4s
@user-ln7of9gs4s 3 года назад
I doubt this guy is a veteran…I don’t think he would even qualify to be a cook in the movie Under Siege.
@Achilles_696
@Achilles_696 3 года назад
and that would be Xanax
@ToeKneeWarzone
@ToeKneeWarzone 3 года назад
The Lady that held the Door was a gem. lol
@zacharyzeisler475
@zacharyzeisler475 3 года назад
was 2 seconds away from calling 911 when he said “hey siri call the police”
@mikeduncan7761
@mikeduncan7761 3 года назад
Imagine him clenching the vodka in his cheeks
@jareds-tits
@jareds-tits 3 года назад
you would like that
@budzilla6168
@budzilla6168 3 года назад
How about not
@-HughJass-
@-HughJass- 3 года назад
Cheap vodka with a side of E. Coli Mmmmmm 😋
@mikeduncan7761
@mikeduncan7761 3 года назад
@@jareds-tits no i wouldt
@mahammad
@mahammad 3 года назад
@@mikeduncan7761 I would 😩
@gregreitan3634
@gregreitan3634 3 года назад
I said Sorry, so everything is OK now, no harm no foul. This is the new normal.
@-HughJass-
@-HughJass- 3 года назад
I'm surprised he didn't cry racism when he was caught. Seems to be the popular thing nowadays.
@ImPatrickStarl
@ImPatrickStarl 3 года назад
Wat
@PsychoticAmbitions
@PsychoticAmbitions 3 года назад
@@ImPatrickStarl /s
@jaskaransingh3146
@jaskaransingh3146 3 года назад
it was not the women's fault, it was the guy. she was even yelling at him. im sure she will yell when they get home.
@diljotshoker1
@diljotshoker1 3 года назад
welcome to Merica
@lisadorn499
@lisadorn499 7 месяцев назад
The vodka thief has his skeezer ole lady’s mask on ! lol !
@12acrooks
@12acrooks Год назад
Omfg, when you said “hey siri, call the police” my phone dialed them…. Jesus. Haha
@mbouffy
@mbouffy 3 года назад
In california they would have filled up a suitcase or a garbage bag while looking straight in your eyes.
@idkmybffjv
@idkmybffjv 3 года назад
Because you saw a video of that happening recently, it means we all do it all the time.
@mbouffy
@mbouffy 3 года назад
@@idkmybffjv 😭
@MorningMotivationChannel
@MorningMotivationChannel 3 года назад
@@idkmybffjv California is a world renowned shithole and haven for theifs. Coming from a non- American
@Bippyboi
@Bippyboi 3 года назад
@@MorningMotivationChannel coming from someone who lives in Cali you are 100%right
@woah.one89
@woah.one89 3 года назад
@@MorningMotivationChannel thieves exist everywhere dude
@base1b2626
@base1b2626 3 года назад
I so sowwy sir I so sowwy you caught me sir I so sowwy! Jack "Yea you look pretty sorry to their bud! " lol
@clayhackney3514
@clayhackney3514 8 месяцев назад
Hahahaha did he say adios to an Indian lady 😂
@gypsybluewaves580
@gypsybluewaves580 7 месяцев назад
Lol ikr
@iseiah7652
@iseiah7652 3 года назад
the lady opening the door for them 😭. “🕶”
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