The War of the Five Kings - Death of Every King 

What do you have to say about the King of Kattegat?

@@gfilmer7150 So, this is me here with a different account. I lost Ivar the Boneless one. Silly 17 year old me at the time. Anyway, I think Ivar was a terrible king and a terrible person, but somehow I find myself rooting for him. If you were referring to Björn, though, I think he makes a great king.

@@stipe9k He was a tyrant and a megalomaniac. I root for him because he destroyed England as vengeance for his father. (I have not seen the last season)

@@stipe9k Finish Vikings last week, Ivar's scene had me in tears.

Fortnite* 😂

​@@250rafalnah.... fortnight ia correct.... so embarrassing for u

@@Rash23215 no shit Sherlock…

​​@@Rash23215it's not that embarrassing

Why did I read this in Morgan Freeman's voice😂😂😂

True. Could have even been heir to the throne if Stannis never bore a son

@@purpleheart9160 tyrion lanister

@Food Wars Not really. The War of the Five Kings would've ended sooner, but the story would have lasted the same. It would simply have gone in a different direction

Kevan*

no they would have lost as that would lose them the Tyrell troops

🤣🤣🤣 I had the EXACT same thought. It’s the most abrupt tone shift ever. Hilarious.

The forgotten art of "die to pie" video editing.

Catelyn, the worst woman in all the realm

​@@s0badwhat? Why?

@@s0badwhy?

In the books, he dies second

You forgot Tywin, A King who never wore a crown

ValToxy Kal doesn’t really count as a king tho

Also Tommen Season 6

@@RyanS881 And Lancel, he was the true spider who guarded the realm. The true uncrowned King of both Westeros and Essos. Lancel created the White Walkers by breeding orcs with children of the forest. The result was the abomination called the Night King. Lancel wanted him on the Iron Throne because Lancel was half Stark, half Bolton. He wanted eternal northern winter in Kings Landing. This was why he created the White Walkers. Sansa was his mother, Roose his bio-father. He posed as a Lannister but it was all a charade. Varys was his useful idiot, completely clueless. He actually thought he had power. Tyrion was a discarded unwanted child of Tywin and a Dohtraki female. The Dohtraki wanted to sacrifice Tyrion to a fake deity who had a pedophile warmongering psychopath as some sort of savage imbred prophet. But Tywin made sure he got a decent upbringing on Tattooine. Jabba took him under his whaleblobber and raised a fine man. A small man but fine. Little did Tywin know, his unwanted lustful drunken son had mad brain power. And a lot of charisma. The only thing he lacked was his brothers pretty face and 18 inch penis. Cercei didnt love Jaime but she loved his penis. She did not like that he was faster than Lucky Luke in bed. So she turned to Lancel instead. He had 4 inches but he was a lot more endurant and creative in bed than the slayer of Kings and unprepared vagina. Bran influenced the midichlorians to create life. He put all his Force powers into creating 3 dragons. He was not pleased with how slow acceleration they had. "It will be their doom," Bran said repeatedly in A Song of Ice and Fire: The Dragons are Not Up To Snuff. The 14th and final novel will be released august 4th. I can reveal the title so SPOILER ALERT: A Song of Ice and Fire Volume 14: Sansa Has A Crush On Jon Snow, That Is Why She Loathed The Entitled Feminist who Didn`t Deserve Jorah the slayer of bears and maker of pelts. The final novel, maps excluded, will be 22.071 pages long. George R.R.Martin said it was finished in 1987, around the same time Guns N Roses released the amazing album Appetite For Destruction. I agree will Martin, All The Small Things is the best song on that wonderful album.

Porcelain Throne > Iron Throne

Agree, what a dumb decision destroy on of the bests characters in the show and the books. That was one of sooners and worsts decisions of the showrunners.

You gotta love how D&D gave Brienne fucking teleportation powers so that she could find Stannis on the battlefield and give him a cringe execution.

No burn them all?

But who said "I don't like this"?

@@nikoloznasaridze6328 That would be Queen Cersei

Im the man who kill jaime lannister?

I love that Daenerys was the most powerful of them all.

Balon died midways novel 1, my friend. You pretend to have read the books to look like sophisticated n stuff, man.

​@@upstream5316 That's not true at all, Balon dies in book 3, A Storm of Swords, just like the original poster said. I'll take it you didn't read the books? Or you're mixing Balon up with someone else.

@@erathorsmash6941 You don`t like see the point, man. It was Lancel who killed him. He posed as a Lannister but was working for Varys all along. He wasn`t one of his little birds but he was a henchman for the cunning Spider. See, Varys wanted to put Robb Stark on the Iron Throne because he knew he would be a good ruler. And under him Varys could manipulate his naive and suicidal sense of honor to take what his heart truly desired; Sansa. He was not a eunuch. They dont become bald if they are cut before they reach puberty. Because the male sex hormone testosterone is linked to male pattern baldness. This was always about winning Sansa. Even Ned admitted; "I want her inside me."

@@upstream5316 Oh okay, so you're either a troll or you're mad XD

@@upstream5316Lannisters have Wildfire weaponry + Ballistas North has Skin Changer/greenseer/bloodraven + Giants/ice age megafaunas Targaryens have Dragons + blood magics What other super weapons exist out there? War Elephants of Essos, Krakens of Greyjoys, Great Others,

they actually did depict that when pyp died when ygritte shot an arrow through his throat

But Renly would have been a better king.

FORREST GUMP the rightful ruler for me was Daenerys Stormborn

@FORREST GUMP And Stannis was a pawn of Melisandre and her cult. He burned people just to get the Lord of Lights favour. If Cercei and the sparrows taught us anything then it's that fanatics shouldn't get too close to power. Renly would've really been a better king. Maybe there would've been some Tyrell influence but then again the Tyrells were brilliant rulers. I could imagine worse Kingdoms than one ruled by Olenna and Margaery Tyrell.

@@shimanopetermann9068 That's because the dumb writers of this Show altered his character to make him look cruel and unlikeable, only because they themselves didn't like him. Stannis from the books would be the ideal ruler of Westeros: A brilliant and respected Military leader, just, fair and most of all devoted to his Duty like no other.

@FORREST GUMP or rather Jon ? The ones who don't want the throne usually turn out to be the best. He also has a better blood right being the only surviving heir through the male line

House Lannister Well, that's true. But still, there were five kings who participated in that very same war.

Balon was with Renly?

@@johnnyskinwalker4095 nope. Renlon was with Baly

I mean there were 5 Kings at one time. Mance Rayder was a king

TOG BLINK No there were 6 kings including the Night King.

You mean like ripping his own throat out?

@@gfilmer7150 I’d recommend strangling or drowning, slowly watching his helpless eyes becoming afraid, while being choked/lowered down unto a well like a bucket, and then... the sweet relief of silence

@@docrofreborn7497 Ok. In the books, Joffrey ripped his throat out when poisoned.

Joffery was a little bitch!!

@@denniscampbell7501 Agreed. He deserved worse.

🤣 my feelings exactly. Except with balon I thought : k cool.... can Euron fall to his death now too?

my mouth dropped to the floor when robb died. made me realize ain't no plot armor for the starks

@@AlumniDanielBro didn’t realize that with Ned??? 😭

No there was a War of the Five Kings because all the kings somewhat declared war on each other. Stannis had only fought Renly and Joffrey but he was also enemies of Robb Stark and Balon Greyjoy just never got on the battlefield against them. Balon had only fought Robb (indirectly) but he also was an enemy of the Lannisters and the Baratheons. Joffrey was against all of them aswell. The only kings that didn't declare War on each other were Robb and Renly and that was because they were in talks of alliance.

To be honest Renly doesn’t really have a good ability to lead…the only shit he had are numbers of soldier and it was given to him by the Tyrell Stannis had a wife so the Tyrell pass on him and went straight to Renly,most of Stannis’s bannerman join Renly not because of his charisma or ability,they join Renly because they value their life (half the Baratheon force+full Tyrell is already greater than the Lannister’s army)

i’m sure the historians of westeros will have this debate for hundreds of years afterward. after all, some could argue that they all grew from the same cause

Mas houve o casamento vermelho no livro?

"ALONG WITH MY BIG COCK!" - What a fucking letdown.

A finger in the bum!

That and the exclusion of Aegon “Young Griff” angered me the most after Stannis’ character assassination.

@@gfilmer7150 I hate to say it, but the book might have that too. We know Shereen gets burned in the book. I know that she's not with Stannis at the moment, but I still think there's a strong possibility that he's involved in that.

@@Snakie747 I know. My theory is Melisandre will do it to bring Jon back and Stannis won’t know about it.

In the books, he’s actually second/third to die

@@samariathornton9110 Yeah I believe he is killed before the red wedding and it’s talked about in a Catelyn chapter as she’s riding to the Twins. Kind of wish they’d done this in the show to give Euron more time to be developed.

Viserys as well

@@ourtvshow6399 the beggar king

@@ourtvshow6399 bro. He ain't a king

Ikr

Great fight scene and she knew there was no way to explain what happened. Even with a noble witness.

Ser Ofys of House Greenslyth Thank you as well, my very first subscriber. I'm glad you enjoyed it ;-)

Rael I know! Arya’s revenge on the Frey’s was lowkey unsatisfying to me; yet Lady Stoneheart unleashing the Brotherhood on them in the books was 🔥

@Vasilijan Nikolovski Lady Stoneheart was the Lord of Light resurrecting someone. I haven't read the book but I seem to recall it was Beric Dondarrion who brought Catelyn back the same way Thoros brought him back.

right! instead they gave her storyline to boring ass arya.

Considering how jon came back unchanged it would be stupid to make lady stone heart cuz she would be so different from catelyn whole jon remained the same stupid

@Vasilijan Nikolovski the books are all about magic and so is the show to an extent... you clearly do not understand GOT.

Night King: Killed by no one.

Daario Naharis Thank youu

He's still her kid that's why she's crying. But you're right, it's proven later on that Cersei only loves herself since Jaime and her children are simply projections or extensions of herself. She's 100% narcissistic.

I mean Tyrion had nothing to do with it. Anyone could've poured the wine.

@@Matticitt That's what I'm saying, but somebody had to be there to take the blame, And later on littlefinger implies that this plan was for Tyrion to be that person

btw Robb ruled 2 kingdoms. He was the king in the North and the Trident (Riverlands). They just call him King in the north because it's shorter and easier to chant.

who's the one true king?

It's so easy to miss too, it's just a random shot of lady Olenna watching Tyrion pick up the cup. At first I thought the point of that shot was to show her feeling bad/sympathetic about Joffrey being rude/embarrassing Tyrion, but on rewatch you realize she's just intently watching her plan unfold. Love it

Maybe she thought Robb would go free. Kill Walder, her sons will just kill her and Robb.

She was stabbed herself so I mean plus she had to much of that ned loyalty in her if she had thought like a tully she would have realized fuck I gotta play dirty she thought and died like a stark as she should have she’s neds

Walder Frey's children have been praying for him to die for ages; she'd have been doing them a favor by killing him. Leaving his salty ass in charge was it's own punishment on House Frey.

Walder Frey had too much plot armor. Arya tried to kill him but they decided to make lord Frey Neo of the Matrix.

He probably would have fought back with his SPOON.

It's the kind of shit that happens in dysfunctional families. If you are the family scapegoat, and something bad happens in the family, reasoning is beyond the point.

He had lots of reasons to so i see nothing weird him being the most suspicious in their eyes. Now imagine if he had drink from the wine before Joffrey for safety purposes

@@joynelbonetdelgado4952 Anyone who knew Joffrey had reasons to kill him. If he had drunk the wine from the beginning, it wouldn't matter. Cersei had it out for him, and once the queen regent is screaming that you are a killer, you are a killer.

Forever young

I would of used his wife as a shield against the arrows and ran with her to walder and fatality his ass

In the books she thought of that lol but she ended up not doing it

They were not into Knife throwing? Too Bad she did not practice THAT.

Jon made the same mistake in season 8 with the Night King. They were both in a “Hail Mary moment” and neither of them went for it when both characters totally should’ve and would’ve.

Robb’s was the worst ok it just showed how much if a boy he still truly was how much he was a family man and how much he realized he fucked up

@@kkandsims4612 It made me so sad... :(

being killed by THAT woman is dishonorable how?

@@aidalf1912 any woman in that time i supose

I kinda like "It's nothing" being Joffrey's final words

What Lmaoo

You can't be a man of honor if you stab your brother in the back. That's the whole point of Stannis, he's not honorable, he's just pragmatic.

He told his brother to be his allie but he refused and wanted to destroy his army so he had no option left.

@@karahtar In the books, Stannis was ready to fight Renly. Melisandre stabbed Renly without Stannis' knowledge but he knew after he had the nightmare and told Davos about it and he didn't undersrand until he took Melisandre under Storm's End.

@@Sport-universe1 Different in the books. Melisandre had Renly killed, not Stannis.

@G filmer but it happened in show too, renly had killed by melisandre.

Is he Included in The War of the Five Kings?

He isn't a participant in the War of the Five Kings because the other Kings don't declare him as an enemy of the War and he doesn't declare them enemies either because they barely know of Mance Rayder's threat to their kingdoms. They also don't really recognise him as a king claimant.

I know poor catelyn tho like they got a witness but they legit push her away like she’s 90 pounds

At this war, Balon was never a threat to the Lannisters or any south lords, and even in the books Stannis stopped being a threat after the battle of the Blackwater, that's why he went north to gain support there.

In the third book, Balon died before Robb and Tywin was creating an attack plan to besiege Dragonstone. A few chapters later in that same book, Joffrey died. With Joffrey dead, Stannis was thinking about sacrificing Edric Storm until Davos saved the boy and convinced Stannis of a greater threat. Before the assault was ready, Stannis left Dragonstone for The Wall.

No kidding. I binged it before the last season and I had to skip ahead on RU-vid to make sure the little shit died 😂