The Weird Ancient Aliens Video Game

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the ancient aliens game is a disaster
where are you, and im so sorry, i cannot sleep i cannot dream tonight, i need somebody and always....... this sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting every time and as i stared i counted..... webs from all the spiders, catching things and eating their insides, like indecision to call yewwww and hear your voice of treason will u come home and stop this pain tonight???? stop this pain toni-DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME Y OUR'E ALREADY THE VOICEINSIDEMYHEAD (i miss you i miss you) (the rest of the song)
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00:00 ancient aliens game
05:00 how many times can i say "unfortunately" in this video
8:00 giorgio
10:00 these are not real chapters lmao gotchuuuu
15:00 subscribe please whatever
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@chasingmemories1266 2 месяца назад

"Will you submit to hypnotic regression to your past life in ancient Egypt? Yes/No" is without a doubt the wildest pop up window I've ever been or will be presented with. I really wanna know what happens if you click no

@brainwater 2 месяца назад

I must know what happens if you click "no"!

@FionavanDahl 2 месяца назад

I'm so happy that I wasn't the only one to immediately want to click 'no' to see what happens

@StillCisTho42 2 месяца назад

Can't believe Assasins creed copied this game 😢

@chriswest6988 2 месяца назад

I assume the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

@chasingmemories1266 2 месяца назад

@@chriswest6988 so what youre telling me is morpheus used to be a white dude with crazy hair? thats even wackier than aliens

@morganmeow6150 2 месяца назад

"this is just slavery with extra steps" no, this is JUST slavery

@NQR-9000 2 месяца назад

Well, this is just slavery with extra steps FURTHER than detention and forced labour 😅

@Narangarath 2 месяца назад

Mmm... While there likely was some... uhh... probing happening, I suspect it wasn't quite this central to the building of the pyramids. I could be wrong, though, it's not like I was regressed into an ancient Egyptian life of mine.

@LivvyBooks 2 месяца назад

😮@@NQR-9000

@oldworldpatriot8920 2 месяца назад

@@Narangarathbased on certain illustrations found on walls and tablets from the era,the ancient Egyptians WERE extremely into anal play.

@Joe90h 2 месяца назад

There's also evidence to suggest the pyramids weren't built by slaves but by people who got paid a good wage, had decent housing, and were allowed days off.

@Bargadiel 2 месяца назад

If the aliens came to us because their planet is in crisis from a cataclysmic event, does that mean their own planet has aliens that cause THEIR events?

@anitaaranceta780 2 месяца назад

Now that's a real question

@southparkfirefly 2 месяца назад

Of course. It's ALWAYS Aliens.

@NunoVippan 2 месяца назад

We can't know for sure, but what if it were true? I don't see any evidence disputing that claim, so that makes it fairly likely. We definitely have something that we can't exclude as a strong possibility 👌

@CineSoar 2 месяца назад

That whole "Work for us, and we'll help you defend against a cataclysm on your planet" had a real "Nice place you got here... It would be a shame, if something happened to it." vibe.

@bruce-le-smith 2 месяца назад

duh

@Raphe9000 2 месяца назад

Why the hell would aliens come here for gold when there's literally an asteroid belt nearby full of it?

@dingostarr 2 месяца назад

No harvest slaves on asteroids, duh!

@envis10n12 2 месяца назад

That's the point lol

@jonathanschubert9052 2 месяца назад

Watch the documentary Battlefield Earth.

@DrFranklynAnderson 2 месяца назад

Yup. A lot of ancient astronaut theory hinges on dated, now-disproved science. Like Sitchen’s theory that Earth was the best source for gold, or the original Chariot of the Gods’s speculation that Egypt’s mummification was preparing a person for scientific resurrection similar to cryogenic preservation. We now know any hope of bringing a person back like that would involve stopping the brain damage that happens within minutes of death-and literally the first step of Egyptian mummification was scrambling and removing the brain through the nose.

@brenton2561 2 месяца назад

@@jonathanschubert9052 lol, documentary!

@Faction.Paradox 2 месяца назад

But how could the primitive peoples of 2024 ever create an Ancient Aliens game? Could the game have an otherworldly origin? Ancient Astronaut theorists say.... yes

@fr1zl 18 дней назад

Makes sense. 😂

@ericsmith1508 14 дней назад

DRINK!

@-piras 2 месяца назад

Me finding out the gooooold audio isnt just something Jarvis did for his gold channel

@aquamarinevoice 2 месяца назад

SAME

@SyntheticsV2 2 месяца назад

Check out the Austin Powers movies. That line is from the third one; Goldmember

@manuamaral4784 2 месяца назад

@@SyntheticsV2 featuring beyoncé and Britney spears 🥰🥰

@rhodrage 2 месяца назад

Oh man, is this how old I am

@UnwrittenSpade 2 месяца назад

Yeah it’s Austin powers

@MrOtistetrax 2 месяца назад

I love that even in the game they get the difference between "tenets" and "tenants" wrong. WTF are the "basic tenants of construction"? Resident contractors that drink soy lattes?

@jupiter0jupiter 2 месяца назад

😂 very good

@jmonkey440 2 месяца назад

I noticed that too. WTF? 🤣

@justme70122 2 месяца назад

Wait, wait, ... wait. There are actually *quality* comments on *RU-vid*? Why have I never seen one before?!

@foxbuns 2 месяца назад

🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

@jmonkey440 2 месяца назад

@@foxbuns I see what you did there.

@shiny_cheyenne 2 месяца назад

Jarvis Johnson loved that Goooooold callout

@liamhello6278 2 месяца назад

Can't believe this is where I learned that he based that off something

@hotasice6475 2 месяца назад

@@liamhello6278lol same

@LeandroWalicek 2 месяца назад

The sheer epiphany I felt when I heard that soundbite

@drewgoin8849 2 месяца назад

This comment is Premium

@justyourunaveragerandom2725 2 месяца назад

I heard the gold callout and had a physical reaction to it 😭 like "?!?! Jarvis?!!"

@owencarney7910 2 месяца назад

gabi in her melee phase was LOCKED IN

@KitOConnell 2 месяца назад

If I had seen her serious video game face at that age I'd have known I was doomed and given up immediately.

@Tophams_No.6 2 месяца назад

smol gabi

@murdermatics 2 месяца назад

Main?

@ryanellis4818 2 месяца назад

You know that was taken at some holiday party where all the kids hung in a room while the adults drank.

@anthonybello740 2 месяца назад

I remember playing this game on mobile. When the hair guy invited me to regression therapy to reveal a past life in which aliens manipulate humanity, I started to feel like Ancient Aliens is basically Scientology except without a good guy or a bad guy

@kiwi_arms 2 месяца назад

fool that you are, the hair guy IS the good guy

@maikamikaela3144 2 месяца назад

Don't worry! If you dig deeper into alien conspiracies you'll discover that many of them do in fact believe that there are good guy aliens and bad guy aliens. The bad guy aliens tend to be the reptilians or the insectoids while the good guy aliens..... Well..... They're often referred to as "the tall whites" or sometimes even "the Scandinavians"........ Yeah, it's exactly as racist as it sounds lmao

@Mockthenerd 2 месяца назад

I mean their creators are both writers who just made shit up.

@cargo_vroom9729 2 месяца назад

You just blew my mind. It absolutely is.

@glarnboudin4462 2 месяца назад

It is. Both plagiarized from the same racist bullshit text, the same text the Nazis took from. It’s nothing but trying to gaslight people into submission; that we’re only of worth when we’re scrabbling at the feet of tyrants.

@DKF_oli 2 месяца назад

Plausible deniability as a currency is genius game writing lol

@Nodiee1 2 месяца назад

Legitimately actually a great idea for a mechanic that should be in a better game.

@Midala87 2 месяца назад

Now we need a sequel that ties into the Stargate universe.@@Nodiee1

@Tareltonlives 2 месяца назад

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that

@weavery4292 2 месяца назад

"Plausible Deniability" as a resource is pretty neat tbh. It reminds me of how in Cultist Simulator you have to find ways to avoid/get rid of Suspicion or you'll attract unwanted attention. It's a intriguing concept, & definitely not something I expected from this game.

@plateoshrimp9685 2 месяца назад

I enjoy how Giorgio's hair length changes seem to work as a crazy level indicator.

@lucid8nightmarelucid8night88 2 месяца назад

If you piss him off he becomes Vegeta.

@ripleyandweeds1288 2 месяца назад

The fact this game came out two years ago and not in 2015 like I thought prior is throwing me for a loop.

@GenderFluidDragonKing 2 месяца назад

What I think is so funny about the plot of this game is that why wouldn't they just harvest materials from the asteroid belt

@averywhat 2 месяца назад

They can’t afford to since they don’t have probe-currency there

@GenderFluidDragonKing 2 месяца назад

@@averywhat 😆

@dabatman5187 2 месяца назад

What would that game even be? “Click here to steal ancient artifacts.”

@papadivertida 2 месяца назад

The entire Tomb Raider franchise

@SnoFitzroy 2 месяца назад

england simulator lmao

@marimecham 2 месяца назад

They'd have to rename it to the British Museum simulator

@raindeer9787 2 месяца назад

@@marimecham Dang, beat me to the joke lol

@lpclassic60 2 месяца назад

“Aliens enslave humanity to mine our planet for gold” is literally the premise of Battlefield Earth, a novel written by L. Ron Hubbard, which is just so fitting for an Ancient Aliens game

@NotClover 2 месяца назад

this video taught me where the "gooooooooooooooooooold!" soundbyte comes from in the intro to any jarvis johnson gold video. thank you gabi balls.

@WatashiMachineFullCycle 2 месяца назад

Sidenote, the way people see the goldfinger reference and immediately interpret it as a Jarvis reference instead is absolutely iconic. Legendary. Jarvis supremacy

@irighterotica 2 месяца назад

I, too, thought this was pretty amusing.

@goldenfiberwheat238 2 месяца назад

Tf is jarvis

@FeiFongWang Месяц назад

Isn't that Ironman's AI? Tf does that have to do with Austin Powers?

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 2 месяца назад

The explanation for why humans value Gold: "ooh, shiny rock! Oh, it rare..."

@RonParker 2 месяца назад

Also, it's really easy to work and it doesn't tarnish like basically every other metal.

@generalcodsworth4417 2 месяца назад

@@RonParkeryup. It's pretty, it stays pretty, it's rare so FOMO kicks in, and it can be made into lots of pretty shapes. There's no way we wouldn't end up loving gold

@saraschu2735 2 месяца назад

It's also easy to heat up and mold / melt into new shapes which makes it useful for artistic expression and displays of wealth!

@heavenly2k 2 месяца назад

Literally.

@Steven-zy7bl 2 месяца назад

most people own more gold in their electronics than as jewellery

@TheGoIsWin21 2 месяца назад

That "it's on sale now? What the FUCK" was so damned relatable. Why yes, I do have 800 games in my steam library, why do you ask?

@jmonkey440 2 месяца назад

It's less about the journey itself, and more about the Plausible Deniability credits spent along the way.

@justynababinska9534 2 месяца назад

dude that picture of you playing games is so GOOD you DO look so serious

@aarushmenon 2 месяца назад

0:14 damn she is DIALED IN. Not messing around 😂

@KevinEleven213 2 месяца назад

The Jarvis Johnson Gooooooold. Is amazing. Also isn’t there a crap tone of gold in asteroids and stuff? Why would aliens come to earth where it’s rarer?

@raeganj6744 2 месяца назад

If I remember the lore correctly, it’s that gold is even rarer on their planet

@crabinjustice 2 месяца назад

The Goooold thing is from Austin Powers: Goldmember.

@KevinEleven213 2 месяца назад

@@crabinjustice Oh yeah. You right

@Subhumanslug 2 месяца назад

If they're advances enough for faster than light travel, they have the technology to synthesize gold.

@FeiFongWang Месяц назад

Who tf is Jarvis Johnson, it's from Austin Powers children

@rodvx2 2 месяца назад

buying shovelware at full price not even one week before the steam event sale starts has happened to all of us, don't sweat it

@MadGodLA 2 месяца назад

OMG we had the same tiny baby gamer Y2K butterfly dress!! I had the pink and also the blue dress. I remember them being vaguely itchy because of that weird transparent fabric layer and they also restricted any movements you’d make but overall they were a vibe

@normalguyinthehouse 2 месяца назад

Oh sure, when ancient aliens has you experience the past lives of your ancestors to be manipulated by aliens it's ridiculous, but when Ubisoft does it, its "Assassin's Creed" and "okay, I guess"

@ZeroSha420 2 месяца назад

This is the hottest take from this video lmao

@hisnitch 2 месяца назад

Being "that guy", but to be fair, in AC, the Isa and the "Gods" might have influenced events, but most of the time Humans or Isa are still very much the ones changing history with their own hands. In fact, canonically, the digital gods get very annoyed everytime either the very human factions of Assassins or the Templars go off the reservation and do whatever the hell they want. Most of the "ancient aliens", on the other hand, explicitly outright states that Aliens are responsible for most of the greatest feats in the Africas... because being "that guy", most ancient alien conspiracies are just diet racism because people in Africa definitely absolutely couldn't make the pyramids at all or other large structures.

@Gloomdrake 2 месяца назад

To be far, Assassin’s Creed has a whole machine to justify that, while this is just hypnosis

@ZeroSha420 2 месяца назад

@@Gloomdrake Abstergo says it reconstructs stuff from DNA, but who knows? It could very well be a big hypnosis machine! It's all coming together now.... :D

@zombyninja2576 3 дня назад

Yeah but assassin's creed never claimed to be a documentary haha

@Minty1337 2 месяца назад

11:40 "who am i"... *continues mindless clicking* ah yes, modern gaming

@bruce-le-smith 2 месяца назад

it was a good moment, very zoolander

@dragonflymoonraven 2 месяца назад

"Will you submit to hypnotic regression to your past life in ancient Egypt? Yes/No" Alright. Move over, "Tap LB to throw the door at your enemies". Prostrate yourself, "Press F to pay respects". There's a new contender for funniest prompt in a videogame.

@KrazyKaiser 2 месяца назад

My favorite fun fact about ancient aliens is that the narrator (not the host) voices a character in China, IL who is an ancient aliens believer trying to teach it at college and it's basically taking the piss so hard it's amazing that he's participating in it.

@JonWintersGold 2 месяца назад

This is one of those games that will cause you to lose IQ points for every second you play.

@TheLegPumpkin 2 месяца назад

Gabi has the "unhinged obsession" look. About the eyes from childhood video games all the way to trying to 100 percent Gordon Ramsay games now.

@Sugar735 2 месяца назад

My husband and i were OBSESSED when this game came out. The only thing that sucks was it just....stops. The end. Otherwise its such a bizarre and wild ride 10/10 would absolutely recommend

@Heropsychodream 2 месяца назад

My jaw dropped when you read the description that they had to dig through the game files just to see the end. 10/10 sleuthing, fantastic work!

@galactic1776 2 месяца назад

I love knowing I am not the only one to have found a physical copy of Ancient Aliens: the Game at Walmart

@adriangonzalez3600 2 месяца назад

When you realize you've watched 200 gabi belle videos and weren't even subscribed the whole time, thank you gabi's mom

@MidAF444 2 месяца назад

no way I just found out where Jarvis' intro to the GOLD channel come from 😭

@MerSeaLess 2 месяца назад

I'm currently in development for a PC game that kinda goes around similar ideas. The "Gods" of ancient civilizations are all actually aliens that are using humans. You start in the future and then time travel all the way back to Sumeria. You meet Gaia who is basically mother Earth and she creates all of these monsters like the hydra, kraken, werewolves, etc. It's a similar combat style to games like Diablo but also has RTS elements for building up cities. We actually emailed Giorgio to see if he would do some voice acting for us but he never got back to me lmaooo.

@heavenly2k 2 месяца назад

Sounds dope af. How can I stay in the loop?

@kuroneko334 2 месяца назад

Did you use his voice over email?

@MerSeaLess 2 месяца назад

@@kuroneko334 did i do what ? lmao I don't understand the question.

@officialtigerfish7633 2 месяца назад

Yeah, how do we stay in the loop?

@brenthuntoon5521 2 месяца назад

Wow that's sounds sick! I wish I could play it ;)

@ll7868 2 месяца назад

Aliens wouldn't come to Earth to mine gold, it's one of the easiest elements to find in the universe, an average sun like ours has 2.5 trillion tons of liquid gold in a layer beneath it's surface, the Oort Cloud has even more than that in the ice & rocks of it's billions of asteroids. Coming to Earth to mine gold would be like a child going out of their way to pick up a dirty sucker covered in dirt and cat hair off the ground while they're in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

@layladavis02 2 месяца назад

Yeah yeah but how many suns have free slaves on it 🤨 exactlyyyy

@peterp2626 2 месяца назад

Half The Comments Here: I think we call all agree that our day is better when this person uploads a new video to this website/platform. Please make more content for us humans. I am definitely a real person and not a bot.

@Rocketboy1313 2 месяца назад

I feel that a Chariots of the Gods strategy game would be neat. And yeah, the Plausible Deniability is an excellent idea for a mechanic, it could be a resource in so many urban fantasy settings.

@TheSpiderInUrWalls 2 месяца назад

Many humans like gold because it’s shiny and pretty? Idk seems pretty valid, humans are weird and like things that don’t actually serve us a practical purpose for no particular reason

@Raphe9000 2 месяца назад

Ya, and its perceived value wasn't even universal. Many Native American tribes didn't value gold nearly as much, with its only real use being that it doesn't corrode and therefore can make good jewelry.

@Viteaification 2 месяца назад

its actually is practical as it never tarnishes like other metals do.

@helo9316 2 месяца назад

That in itself isn't very practical tho, i mean yeah it doesn't tarnish but then again how many times is gold actually used for making some practical tool? It's used to make jewellery which themselves serve no practical purpose other than fashion and decorative purposes@@Viteaification

@brenton2561 2 месяца назад

And it can be hammered into shapes without heat

@strawberrywheels 2 месяца назад

i cant get over the fact that they made a game with cheaper mechanics than those games that are sometimes on the lil screens on airplanes

@TheIsoMetricSounds 2 месяца назад

When do we get the hot chip video

@mohd.salman9 2 месяца назад

Mom's reminder worked. I've been watching these pure works of art for a while now, but didn't realise I wasn't subscribed all this time. They were already on my main recommendations so it never even occurred to me. Cheers!

@LauraLily 2 месяца назад

This is literally just the game "Pharaoh" but with aliens added 😭😭 wtf

@Malthael2797 2 месяца назад

The whole "you have to click to continue the text after the voice line is over" thing is basically how all Visual Novels work if you've heard of those kinda games

@gabrielesh7916 2 месяца назад

I once came up with this whole ass theory where our ancient ancestors were the meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs. But there was a problem with the cryogenic pods we were in, so we didn't know who we were, where we were, or what this crazy thing we were in was. Eventually, they got out of the ship and were brutalized by apes creating homeosapiens. That's why we can't find the "missing link". I wish I could shill and get my own History Channel show... lol

@gracemcgowan8281 2 месяца назад

was just thinking about how i needed more ancient aliens content from you!!

@emmersaucedo5469 2 месяца назад

i swear that the day you hit 500k i was watching a video and i saw it change. i was so hyped for you. You're hilarious.

@christianantony2107 2 месяца назад

damn. congrats to gabi, i didn't even notice the sub count going up... i remember when it was 20K, 1M is actually in sight-- holy crap. thanks for the great videos-- you're prolly one of my favorite commentary channels (it's between you and jarvis)

@bruce-le-smith 2 месяца назад

it's all thanks to gabi's mom reminding people to subscribe

@xkumanekox 2 месяца назад

Glad to see Gabi is still on that Ancient Aliens grind. Also, since we're on the discussion about the History Channel, I really hope Gabi would also cover Storage Wars after this. That show is lowkey pretty unhinged at times.

@MattnessLP 2 месяца назад

Even before you mentioned Age of Mythology, I of course noticed the first note of the theme when you put the pyramid on screen. What an iconic game though, I still keep coming back to it (love the Norse faction!)

@kaylarealtalk_safespace5127 2 месяца назад

Recent subscriber here! I love your editing style and your hot takes. Genuinely your content is so fun to watch. Thank you

@hackshackers3513 2 месяца назад

now i finally know where the "GOOOOOLD" on jarvis johnson gold comes from i mean at least partially

@thatweirdanimalcrossingchick 2 месяца назад

It's from the movie Austin Powers Goldmember and it's fucking hilarious

@sourbreinlemain4879 2 месяца назад

I believe ur channel is like regulating my endorphins levels, tis chill content and edutainment w honesty & sympathy, thz

@TnT_F0X 8 дней назад

Imagine if this is how we tested Science. You're a grad student in the audience, some Meme points at you and BAM you're the first time traveler in human history.

@el3aleyle 2 месяца назад

You come off a very genuine person! Keep up the good work! 💕

@wikitan 2 месяца назад

3:18 why is this the way i find the origin to jarvis’ gold channel’s intro

@Hemostat 2 месяца назад

Man how old is everyone in these comments? Nobody ever watched Austin powers?

@thatweirdanimalcrossingchick 2 месяца назад

@@HemostatSAME! I have been going through SO many comments just feeling old af wondering how no one has seen that movie lol. I kept thinking I'd see someone like me but nope just another Jarvis comment 😂

@cynblack 2 месяца назад

YOUR COMPUTER BACKROUND IS ON POINT!! IT MOVES AND IS PIXELLLL!!

@paulbarnes8732 2 месяца назад

I'm sure hearing the Melee Character Select Screen menu music was nostalgic for many people but as someone who listens to it randomly at least once or twice a month it was more of a surprise to hear it here instead of a nostalgic thing

@sproutycat 2 месяца назад

excited for that hot chip video, i love consuming misinformation

@arcarchivist2638 2 месяца назад

0/10: no Canadian Laser Bears, no meteor chickens, no Fork Boy, no Bella, no hippos that WUV WOO. (and thank you for reminding to play the new AoM)

@tysonk-t2130 2 месяца назад

I love the classic Melee trance. Brings back memories of me and my old friends all tranced out, never blinking, can’t miss a single frame. Keep up the good work Gabi!

@Ndf.lifestyle 2 месяца назад

Hi guys

@AllDayBikes Месяц назад

6:38 I looked back at my tv hopping he would be there when you said gold lmfaooo perfect

@katharineeavan9705 2 месяца назад

I started to recognise pieces of this game as you went through and am now convinced I've played a little of it, but I have absolutely no recognition or memory of the introduction. It's so weird. Guess the aliens really did wipe my memory

@byemgrace 2 месяца назад

Only five minutes in but...travel back to your past life in order to obtain answers from an ancient race in order to save the world from a upcoming world-ending event? Isn't that just the plot of the first few Assassin Creed games?

@gem5297 2 месяца назад

I remember playing this for ages on my old tablet and I’ve not been able to find it since so thank you for helping me find it again

@paulciampo2104 2 месяца назад

Dude! Please do more on this show - you had me laughing

@FijianSouljah1312 2 месяца назад

Gabo do the thug shake

@jimc.goodfellas226 2 месяца назад

Just when you thought Ancient Aliens couldn't get any more ridiculous....

@undeadsweetheart7508 2 месяца назад

YES MAN PROFILE SPOTTED

@devilmikey00 2 месяца назад

@@undeadsweetheart7508Join us friend...

@richosthoff7212 2 месяца назад

I finished the 2nd pyramid years ago and haven't been able to log into the game since. I figured they didn't finish developing it. Thanks for showing the ending!

@moxistrawberries5510 2 месяца назад

Watching twice for good measure! All your videos are top tier ❤

@HeisenbergFam 2 месяца назад

Gabi is the only person who goes from talking about Tiktokification of emo music to alien game

@joshuapalmer8760 2 месяца назад

I have a theory that the ancient alians crew are just the stargate-sg1 flavour of the harry potter millenials

@PeterCleff Месяц назад

AGE OF MYTHOLOGY!!!! You've gained a fan for life for spreading the love for that game!

@theonly_august 2 месяца назад

I have no clue how I got here 4 seconds after its premiere, but I think it's a sign

@jchamp00 2 месяца назад

The aliens did it

@Jackie_XIII 2 месяца назад

I agree with your opening for everything except for one point. 45 minutes have passed? Absolutely not I start playing at 6:00 in the afternoon and next thing you know I hear birds chirping in the morning. But hey, you can't blame me. Baldur's Gate 3 and Dragons Dogma 2 are just too fucking good.

@BarkleyBCooltimes 2 месяца назад

My attention got pulled away from the video just before the fighter jet part, but that pulled me right back into the video. Democracy can wait.

@TnT_F0X 8 дней назад

6:00 The way Ancient Astronaut theorists feel about the Ancient people seems awfully familiar to how politicians view their -peasants- constituents.

@juanjuri6127 2 месяца назад

it's kinda funny to me that it takes your alien-boosted slave minotaurs longer to build a pyramid than it does in Pharaoh, an older, much more complex game where you must employ arcane alien technology such as "make sure worker houses have a well nearby" and "try to make it so laborers get to see a funny guy do a little jig on their daily commute to work" maybe aliens just sucked at management sims? is that why we are like this?

@robertgaudet7407 2 месяца назад

They also had you make each colossal brick individually in pharaoh and then drag them into place in order one by one.

@aaronbarndollar 2 месяца назад

Some of these graphics are lifted directly from Pharaoh. I recognized the house models instantly. I always knew those attacking Nubians were after my iridium!

@ross1781 2 месяца назад

"these are not real chapters lmao gotchuuuu" 💀💀

@jeltje50 2 месяца назад

Gabi officially is my favourite youtuber after acknowledging aom. I heard the music before. But still respect for the mention.

@DarkArachnid666 2 месяца назад

I think what makes Tsoukalos so great is the fact that he loves what he does. How many people can HONESTLY say that?

@iforgotmyname5610 2 месяца назад

Balls

@kinhahazevedoh 2 месяца назад

... native tribes in Brazil couldn't care less about gold. It's literally documented how colonizers thought they were dumb for exchanging it for objects such as mirrors. Gold digging was one of the first and major activities from colonized brazil. SO WERE BRAZILIAN NATIVES NOT IN CONTACT WITH ALIENS??? HOW ABOUT PERU? INDIANA JONES CLEARY TELLS US ABOUT THEIR CONTACTS

@saraschu2735 2 месяца назад

Salt is way more widely valued across most cultures because it provides some nutritional value, keep food preserved, and attract animals like deer. There's lots of other uses too. Way better than gold

@layladavis02 2 месяца назад

@@saraschu2735I mean gold is a useful metal. It doesn’t rust and it’s easy to mold. So things like electronics and medical tools (well any tools) it’s just a very easy to mold metal that doesn’t tarnish. I mean yeah for a tribe of course they don’t care about that as much as salt but it’s so funny how they just assume we think it’s pretty 😂 whole reason diamonds are popular for wedding rings isn’t because it’s the prettiest stone. It’s because it’s the hardest stone and can “last a lifetime”

@saraschu2735 2 месяца назад

@layladavis02 I wouldn't go that far as to say tribes in North and South America don't care about gold. Most groups preferred copper over gold, although I don't know as much about copper as I do salt. However salt is also highly valued in places that value gold, for example certain civilizations in Africa. Mansa Musa was famous for his gold but he also controlled lots of salt which helped secure his seat of power even after crashing the gold market when he gave too much away. Humans like gold because it's shiny and useful for sure but I think lots of folks may not know how many groups really value salt and still do. There's a reason it's on tables at restaurants and stuff. I just think salt is more interesting but I'm also an archaeologist / historian in North America where gold was and still is less of a priority for many cultures.