Lyrics:
Oh the clever men at Oxford
Know all there is to be know'd
But then none of them know as half as much as clever old Mr Toad.
The world has held great heroes
As history books have showed
But never a name to go down to fame
Compared with that of Toad
The Army all saluted as he marched along the road
But was it the King or the President?
No, it was Mr...
Toad!
The world has held great heroes
As history books have showed
But never a name to go down to fame
Compared with that of Toad! (50 years!)
The army all saluted as he marched along the road
And was it the King or the President?
No, it was Mr Toad
The judge was apoplectic
He thought he might explode (60!!)
He'd never been faced with a prisoner as bold or as brave as Mr Toad
The police could never catch him
He was so nimble, Toad.
He escaped from their clutches
For not so much as the amazing Mr Toad
The officers couldn't believe it
They "Ooohed!" and "Aaahhed!" and "Oooohhed!"
As high up above them he flew like a bird
The incredible Mr Toad...oh.
Oh, nobody knew how to catch him
So clever and nimble, Toad.
They couldn't snitch or snatch him
That elusive Mr Toad.
16 окт 2024
