The Witcher 3 ► Vesemir Takes no s*** from Yennefer  

+Joseph Oram Then everyone ignores him. Kinda disappointed, frankly.

+Joseph Oram Every time Yen speaks this is basically what I think.

They could’ve so easily made this into 5-6 games at least!

metalliclark86 Ламберт,Ламберт Хер Моржовый.Ламберт,Ламберт вредный хуй.

It's a shame that so many people are blind and can't see how terrible Yennefer is as a person, no matter what she is trying to do.

Nah she wasn't my gf that would be Triss and they all love triss

@@silver6356 Lambert... maybe a little TOO much

@@silver6356 specially lambert

@@mattnorris7124 I love and hate lambert cause he gives me so much sht on Yennefer, BUT HE comes up with the idea to invite the LODGE to Kaer Morhen. I'll admit he was a genius in that instant but his hypocrisy will always make me giggle

Then they fuck

Ain't it!? 😄😍

Dude that's what they were waiting for since Yen threw the bed through the window. That was a good bed damn it

@@vvshadowzvv1912 Best in kaer moren. (If it's the same from the books).

Hearing this I cringe to netflix show. Any witcher couldnt just put up impromptu whore party in Kaer Morhen with game Vesemir 😃

@@yetipotato8567 I'm reading this and just realized the xLetalis video suggested: "Critique of The Witcher: S2, Episode 5 - RIP Witcher Lore" I'm shivering and I didn't watch anything from S2...

Spas Delev a very wise old man

Spas Delev Nah, I think Lambert was taking a shot at Geralt as well.

When. Ppl get chummy, they tend to get too familiar and think they can talk to you any kind of way...that's when you gotta check them.

Daniel Daw Well, Geralt does let her get away with a bit too much...

@@spasdelev1284 definitely no. Lambert knows that Yen treats him like crap

By shutting down the qualified expert in the room and going forward with some superstitious ritual that doesn't do shit.

@@breedlove94 it actually gives them some leads and yen apologizes, funny part is the whole problem wasnt with yen's "expert" methods and more her tone and manners no one questioned her talent not even lambert

@@flashtras107820 Her tone is so impertinent because her daughter might be in Uma so she doesn't want to fuck around with something she *knows* won't work. I think she relents because a) she's outvoted, but also b) because she realizes how weighty it is on the witchers to put someone under the Trials. And that they need time to compose themselves before going through with it. This is actually one of my favorite parts of the game because there's a lot of subtlety in how Yennefer bounces off the witchers.

@@breedlove94 Well to that list add that Vesemir was right. Yennefer's plans were dangerous and could've caused Uma to die. Given that she didn't know wether Uma was Ciri or not by that point, she'd be more inclined to try something less risky even if she didn't believe it would work at all. Also nothing was lost by trying, after all it would take just one night at worst.

Robert .Breedlove simp

My PTSD kicks back again. I deeply respected and liked him.

Here’s an interesting fact, If you do that quest before the battle of Kaer Morhen you can tell the lady that Vesemir is still alive!

@@ohgoditsjames94 Also you can make fun of Vesemir by talking to him after that point.

Interesting, I’ll have to give that a try!

James Smith what quest? what lady?

Dam straight

+petermadach was* ;(

+petermadach Especially after playing through Heart of Stone and hearing about his younger days.

He had his own prequel movie. Shit was badass

Or more appropriate at that time "wooing the damsels"

And Lambert said that, out of all people

+Jake Branthe Vesemir is like father figure to all of them so sons can mess with there father but if someone else does thats a no no imo I saw it that way

Kretek ha!

I know, that's why I love that line! He may hate being a witcher but still respects his mentor.

JoeDotPHP yes...

what a prick

@@coadacatalin4510 and are you such a delicate snowflake you cant handle the truth and some gentle ribbing? honesty is a trait shown by only the very brave.

@@Ask4This it was a reference dude, chill...

@@Ask4This you woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

@@Ask4This ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-OTJAc0COA3k.html what he was referring to

He has old grudges towards vesemir but he still respects him deeply. After all he's the only one to come even close to a father figure to him and other witchers.

Its like the old, "I hate my country, but I swear if you insult my country..."

i dont like lambert hes always aggresive

@@frederikmangor5527 You know his story? He does tell you in one of the quests if you ask him, then you realize why he isn't terrbile

Frederik Mangor I honestly love lambert. He didn’t choose this life and he hates it. However he would go to hell and back for his comrades. He can be an asshole but that what adds to the charm honestly.

indeed ;]

Trevor Hill 😂😂🤣🤣

Eskel has his moments

@@meris8486 And honestly, Lambert deserves everything he gets. I love his character (actually, I love all of the witcher's in this game, including Letho and the DLC one, Gaetan, I think), but Lambert is definitely one of those guys that way more entertaining when you don't have to deal with him yourself. He's a massive douchebag.

@@danieldaw1778 he's a sarcastic ass but he'd risk his life for his brothers in time of need without thinking twice which is what I love bout him

@@afinoxi Yeah, he's a decent man underneath all of the cynicism, regret, general disdain for his lot in life, and self loathing, and his dickish behavior is pretty clearly a projection of that. When he's not being a sarcastic prick, you can tell that he really cares about his friends and family, and is very willing to lend a hand.

Sounds hypocritical of him if you ask me. He never cares about others feelings, why should Yen or anyone care if the trial bothers him? She’s not doing it to be cruel, she’s doing it for a real legit beneficial thing and he’s taking it too personally when it’s not about him. He didn’t NEED to be a Witcher I admit, but Uma NEEDS to be handled since he’s connected to Ciri

@@morganrakes4184 yen a self entitled bitch anyway who wants everyone to kiss her ass. Its about time someone knocks her down a couple pegs. She's not used to hearing the word no.

Morgan Rakes Actually Lambert didn’t have a choice to be a witcher.His dad was saved by a witcher and he invoked the Law Of Surprise.

@@garytaylor3880 yen aint no self entitled bitch lol she get things actually done she knows that vesi plan won't work but it's no in her character to say it politely and but then again later on she apologize to vesi. Also lambert and other witcher are stripped off emotion so that's why I don't understand him at all here plus I like VESIMIR response more he doesn't give a shit.

@@kindle184 Witchers are not stripped of a emotions. That's bullshit they themselves spread.

Why is this not the top comment ? xD

DaveTF Dude fucking true forget yen and triss you need that vesemir ass man

I feel obligated to advice against that move. Because if he's anywhere near what was described in the novels, you're gonna end up on the receiving end, and it's not gonna be short or quick

Easy. Be countess mgniole and live in 1234. I think I spelled her name right

DaveTF I thought we were having fun jesus christ!

Lol, lambert convinced him of taking some vacations

Shows up a month later like nothing happened Refuses to elaborate

He may be a prick, and a whiny child at times, but he does serious respect Vesemir. That guy has survived a LOT. And there's a saying that can go with Lambert's mentality: "Always be wary of the old men in a profession where most professionals die young." Vesemir taught Lambert everything he knows, and can still kick the youner Witcher's ass, can still take him to school on a lot of things. Lambert may not respect most people, but he does respect Vesemir.

Lambert doesn’t really have much respect for people EXCEPT Vesemir. The guys respect is classed as serious and utmost high

Vesemir filled the father role is Lambert's life, he had a brutal childhood and he was the only one to ever guide him into bettering himself, is only natural that he is willing to shit on anyone who disrespects Papa Vesemir

@@malakarvonstroheim5372 Exactly, and just like with real fathers, you don't always get along with them.

"You don't get to talk to my dad, like I do!"

GrantWarthog Let's say he had to deal with Lambert and Eskel on daily basis.

He’s like 500

jojibot more like 1,200

@@manuelp6791 Wait, what?!

@@justwatch7091 its a joke but he really is centuries old

indeed.

Despite his grudges about being a witcher, he still holds respect where due.

Sorry bro Keira already claimed him 😂

Now THAT DLC I'd PAY to buy if there were one! 😂

Well, between Geralt and Lambert we at least know who'd wear the dress

@@axelsmith4722 we dont, pleaasee tell

@@garytaylor3880 yeah about that I kinda killed her

And wear her lingerie to disguise thensrlves as her to call sorceresses on that magic comm device for an orgy, instead randomly prank calling some random lord, sending him into a wild panic.

But i did want to know how much they were paying for a drowner. Was it more than a crown-thirty per head?

@@jayteegamble May be 150?

It's not.

That's what I said? He's insulting yennifer because she's kind of a bitch, and he's insulting Geralt because he lets her get away with it? So therefore he's insulting both of them?

yes. He is reminding them both that Geralt is her puppy and only he tolerates her bitchiness for no reason. Vesemir has no reason to put up with her arrogance because he ain't desperate to poke her.

@@arhamsaa exactly i hate both yennefer and triss Triss is Just manipulative And yennefer Just acts like an absolute bitch Also geralt in some instances can act as a bit of a simp especialy in the kaer trolde party where you get the mask i belive So i say fuck yennefer fuck triss go shani IMO shani is the Best too bad she wont even live a half of geralts Age

I honestly took it as Lambert just pointing out Yennefer forgetting herself around an authority figure, she wasn't in as casual of terms with. Ought to be common sense, that you're generally required to act with less respect and tact around people you're more intimately familiar with.

Viking the Shambling FAIR POINT ;]

They just have hyperactive metabolisms which would make them get drunk faster

Viking the Shambling They mix their drinks with white gull to enchance its inebreating properties

+Viking the Shambling Did you ever drink vodka from a mug that size? They drink it like water ffs of course they get drunk. Normal people couldn't drink a quarter of what they can. Meaning they are resistent to alcohol which they actually use it for some positons, but not fully immune because then they'd be immune to other things as well, like ingredients for their potions, which would result in the potion's uselessnes.

Lerquiy of Nirlac So it basically is just mega booze like I thought.

but the witchers And Yen...

They're like his brothers and Vesemir is like their dad, props to Lambert for setting boundaries, although he is a bit of a dickhead

Not really, people tried to swindle or cheat him all the time. That's no sign of respect, if you ask me

Geralt is, like, all the other Witchers are like his siblings; they would totally insult and make fun of you amongst them but will always stand up beside you when the need arises. Every Witcher has made fun of each other (except Eskel who's like that quiet sibling who could be plotting his next murder or just thinking about a cup of drinks) but they've always helped each other in the battlefield. Like, they used to make so much fun of Ciri back when she was little, but look how they helped Geralt and Yen find and save Ciri from the Wild Hunt.

😂😂 grandmaster vesemir shows yen already where exactly the bear shits in the wheat.and she deserved it - his home,his rules.

Now the chad has returned to tell a story about his younger days.

HAHAH I NEVER NOTICED THAT

lmao how did you notice this?

You can hate someone and respect them at the same time

Vesemir is the father figure in Lambert's life, he expects nothing but shit from him, but Vesemir only inspires respect from him and emotions he is yet to cope with

Lambert is a huge tsun, he doesn't really mean the mean things he says and actually cares a lot for papa ves and his witcher bros cause that's the only family he has in his life that actually cares about him too.

Eskel is like the quiet wolf in the pack, one who never howls or barks but when provoked can absolutely destroy you. And as much as I love Geralt, I still respect and admire Eskel for being such a good Witcher despite being so quiet and brooding all the time (I mean, he never even smiles!) Don't provoke him though... Lambert is like the hyperactive wolf of the pack, who always barks and howls at things and people, but is still a savage. Geralt is more like a famously feared wolf While Vesemir is the leader of the entire pack.

I think Eskel only replies like that because it's the only way to deal with Lambert and he's used to it. Doesn't seem like the guy who would talk like that to anyone other than Lambert or some asshole who deserves it.

Wanna hear a limerick ?

Alexander T yes

Lamber, Lambert... What a prick.

@@justwatch7091 not bad

@@justwatch7091 In original it was "Lambert, Lambert, you dick."

or one played as Ciri

If they make a game about Vesemir back when he was a young witcher, they absolutely need to feature the hat Lambert borrowed during the drunk scene.

@@Niobesnuppa and how he met the noble lady

We probably wont get another CDPR witcher game now that they have fallen out with the author

@@sernoddicusthegallant6986 what happened?

thing is they don't even care what he said :D

that would be time well spent

your not i already killed the griffen

man, not just i went out play again, but 3 guys in my workplace bought the game after the series, its like releasing day again, i never saw a game ressucitate that HARDCORE, go play again, im having a lot of fun ahahahah

Just started recently as well. WORTH.

I started playing it again last 2 weeks ago and I'm nearly done. Worth it.

Snatch?

yeah

Exactly its like you're actually listening to a real entitled, self absorbed high school girl. Voice actor was on point 😂

@@garytaylor3880 She doesn't come across as an "entitled, self absorbed high school girl" at all to me. She can be a bit demanding, but it's not like she can't back it up, and she's highly intelligent.

@@garytaylor3880 Quite funny how you went around the comments throwing insults at yenn every chance you got.

He's a worthless fucking twat

@@qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 Eh, even the Netflix dhow was Team Yen

I don't think Vesemir is that old... i remember reading somewhere (don't remember if it was books or game) that the oldest Witcher to ever live on record was a little over 700 years old. If Vesemir were over 1000, he'd have been the one in that entry. I think, and this is just estimating with how old the fortress is, and the little bit the lore has given us, Vesemir should be around 500 years old. That's still REALLY old, especially for Witchers, who never die in their own beds. But, i don't think Vesemir had gotten to a millennia yet.

@@cussundriakneal9904 Vesemir is about 250-300, Geralt and Eskel about 100. Somewhere in the book is that Vesemir is older than Kear Morhen and Kear Morhen is 250. Humans arrived in Witcher world 500-1000 years ago.

The oldest sorcerer was about 500 y.o. and he was VERY old in terms of sorcerers' age. Witchers do not live longer than magicians. Vesemir is around 200-350 years old tops. Geralt and Eskel by books logic are about 60 during Wild Hunt. By the game's logic they are almost century y.o. And Lambert is the youngest. By books he is probably 40-50, by games about 70-80 y.o.

@@Spherrum Lambert can't be much younger than Geralt and Eskel because of Pogrom of Kear Morhen, Geralt was young when, fortress was attacked and someone must mutate Lambert.

@@siejac7894 The idea that there were no mutations and new witchers after the attack on Kaer Morhen and that every existing witcher of the wolf school was created before it is a very debatable theory. It was never stated as a fact, and Sapkowski himself said that during the events of the books Geralt is about fifty y.o., which means that he was born decades after the attack on the fortress.

Shango Fatt What a Prick

He's a lovable prick lol

xLetalis And Holds Up xD

Lambert is an ass but a likable ass.

+Bringer of dis pear there's a difference he didn't get in Vesemir's face with a rude, condescending attitude. Unlike Yen he didn't take out his anger on somebody else

@deus krid superstar seriously? You call them ignorant? Lambert reaction is normal,like every normal being will react if they know how extreme painfull that trial is.Vesemir came with alternative to avoid intense pain and what Yen do? Start bitching and be disrespecful to anyone

@@darthtalon9703 Lambert doesn't really think particularly. He just has outbursts. All the time. At everyone. Occasionally it's justified, but more often than not it isn't and it's pretty obnoxious. He was right to tell Yennifer to show respect for Vesemir, but Yennifer was right to tell him to stop interrupting. The witchers complain that she's not explaining her plans to them, yet when she tries to, Lambert won't even let her speak. The initial outburst and shock is indeed understandable but after that, he behaves very childishly, coming to his own ridiculous conclusions and instantly condemning her before even bothering to hear what she's actually trying to say.

@@Nickster316 Lambert know exactly what he talking about and he has right to mean to Yen. He even say "if this is truly Ciri and if we do the trial,she will become one of us,a monster without feeling,without emotion,this is what you want? " So stop telling Lambert act like child,he simply show strong disagreement with this,nothing more. But i take u are Yen fan and i understand you defend her like "good dog" same as Geralt,despire the fact she is arrogant,bossy,she dont care about opinion of others.

@@darthtalon9703 You have taken a dislike to Yen and so can't see past your own spite lol. Such irony that you project an accusation of bias lol.

@deus krid superstar I thought that decision came easy for her, being a cold hearted b!tch. It´s not the first time, that she made people suffer, even harmed innocent people for her own good... Triss might have been flawed, but I liked her so much more...

Joke

@@logbobtom1234 What?

Arshia Aghaei it was a joke, like banter between characters

@@logbobtom1234 It might seem like that at first, but then Lambert starts bitching about what he's done once. It's sorta weird for Geralt since Vesemir is sort of a father figure to him

Alvious Geralt has killed plenty of people?

@@dustindubbo2892 technically he was also killing monsters...

if by hot babes you mean geralt, eskel and lambert in yennefer's clothes then yes, hot babes.

Especially since vesemir was wrong and yennefer was right. Poor vesemir, he got owned

NGL, I’d play the hell out of a game following those two and all the shitstorms they’d kick up.

That actually sounds kind of awesome.

@JonsReef actually he said despite not knowing who he is- just based on what hes heard hes totally into it!

@JonsReef I mean he already played a grumpy old man member of a dying creed, it shouldn't be hard for him to do it again.

@@omarreyes7626 Should, or shouldn't?

@@michaellejeune7715 sorry, I meant shouldn't

She proposed the herbs, Vesemir knows how many children were killed in huge suffering by this method, to not consider a alternative is stupid.

@@pbonfanti i forgot i even posted this.

Still the Aen Elle are the" bad guys" , if you read the books. This is why Geralt says, he is not a friend.

she pissed me off a lot in the game.

​@@moatezmoussi9751 that's why she îs awesome. Makes snowflake that know nothing about being rude and a badass cry

It as bad as triss

why not

Definitely not. Maybe with Ciri

I think Ciri would be better... I'll love to play as her

Give me a Lambert spinoff. Vessemir is great character but Lambert is a far more interesting and complex character. Not to mention how you need to balance his a hole Ness in order not to get killed by everyone who's not a witcher.

@Noah Leopold We have Vesemir Anime so it's a win-win situation

xLetalis thx for uploading many secondary missions and not rushing the main story. Btw, i didnt have time to see your first parts, so are you trying to be in love with triss? it would be great to see a lets play of the game in youtube where someone does not try to fuck both ^^ cause you said no to yen in last wish right? Thx and keep on the vids :)

you're welcome :) And yes I'm going strictly for Triss Romance here's my entire playlist ru-vid.com/group/PLMpNwDjXWh0y3Xj8qmSS4ZWzO0sFjUIeV

xLetalis Nah Lambert's the best :)

xLetalis yen has pissed me off a lot in these last few vids, wish you'd have let lambert lay into her. might've gotten an option to kill her.

Leobreaker49 she may be a bitch at times but killing her seems too harsh ;]

deep down they care for each other

I hate the game for that... It should had been Gerald... Especially if you did not choose Yen... Instead makes you the lap dog until the end... When I got Triss...eheh

@@xLetalis deep down *all* of them in the room care for each other... :)

@@sandrobsnake That's lore accurate.

@@phoenixj1299 But is not "game" accurate...