The Witcher 3 ♥ 3 Witchers Get Drunk and Put on Yennefer's Clothes  

possibly yeah ;]

They're 80 years old man child.

god, I love your comment lmao

@@KoeSeer they're more like 100+

@@KoeSeer I think any 80 year old would act this way... If they had the energy. And some lucky bastards still do. And that's all any of us can hope for in life.

Probably why they left...

xDDD

AHAHAHAHAHAH

@@kingstk2798 ,,Get out of here STALKER''

Next morning: “ugh. It was the White Gull.”

yes

It is nearly as legendary as "LESBOMANCY!" :D

The Bitcher 3 Wild Hunt

@@imamdarwin3750 the bitches 3 wild khunt.

"and we'll ride to paradise on their asses."

Amen

Hell yeah🤣

They knew they couldn't top it XD

omg that would be GOLD

Plz Make It Happen.

Damn yen is thick 😮

Cosplay is one word for drag lol

​@@ScrumbynPlumboDidn't know vesemir was a woman. Or is that another of your fanfictions?

@@charlieflight6124 what

@@ScrumbynPlumbo his very first cosplay was vesemir. You just had to bring drag into this for no reason.

Thanks for hearting my shitty comment lol

Geralt and boys opening cold ones- circa 1230 , colorized

The best comment :D

bois*

I actually searched "Geralt and the boys" in search for this Video

You'd be scared too if the world's most powerful sorceresses turned out to also be jacked af.

Makes you wonder if the sorceress aren't actually really manly and scary and old under their glamour...

Didn’t you see Eskel’s hourglass figure?

@@bluesmurff6163 Most of them are in fact really old, not sure about manly tough

@@bluesmurff6163 Inthe books, sorcersses are the ugly children of farmers who sent them away to the university, where they get educates and their looks get "enhanced" with magich ("straghtening legs, whiten theeths"), but Sapkowski also writes, that all those girls remember that their are outcast bec of tehir looks, which is why most of them are jealouss, baasically immortal bitches, but good looking ones even without glamour, which is some kind of magic make up

So true

It's the best game ever made

how are they not dead from alcohol poisoning

mutations

xLetalis still this is one of the reasons I won't ever drink that stuff

I creased like a pillow case when I read this

the thing that surprised me is the Yen wear underwear right in front of all of them @@

@@theskywalker8416 exactly lol

@@theskywalker8416 Well, they were wearing her clothes.

@@theskywalker8416 yen doesnt give a fuck

I mean, he technically is, or at least attempting to.

@@peterdavids31 yeah he didn't choose Yen in this video, he says we are not together to Lambert

@@KaranSharma-nb6zb Still, in her scenario the guy does have a girlfriend so it would technically be cheating.

@@peterdavids31 I mean they just wanna have some drinks with the gals you know😂 nothing else🌝🌝

@@KaranSharma-nb6zb Lol XD.

Jacob Pohlabel Summon the Bitches!

I adore Eskel.

DAMN Eskel! You got an hourglass figure!

And you're an ass.

he is hahaha

The only reply

Geralt: .... *concerned witcher noises*

some boi who just don't give a damn no more which consists of “hmmm”

@@someboiwhogivesadamn *concerned hmmm*

@@blackjack7207 *concerned fuck*

Petr Dobiáš Only that this is not Earth but lol anyway.

Jerr Koff How come they know Cinderella then? On Kiera's quest she ask Gerrald if he knows the tale of Cinderella.

Geralt was once tasked to track down Cinderella and had to convince the prince he didn't do that kind of thing, and the prince would need to hire a huntsman for that(books)

Pretty much every fairy tale actually happened in the Witcher's world. In mostly fucked up ways tho.

To be fair, most fairy tales in their original form were pretty fucked up. The Witcher is basically mythical Germany/Ruthenia/Russia

🤣

“The hat was a momento” 💀😂i felt bad he basically puked on something that had alota meaning and love for him 😭

You know. Thinking back on it. That hat was very possibly from the story where he uh..."mingled" with that noble in oxenfurt. Vesemir is old and as a witcher isn't always fond of owning personal things. So if it was dear to him it's possibly because it left a mark on him

lmao

Lambert: World's first cosplayer and roleplayer

@Mr. Supreme Remember the cross dressing Scoia'tal who you buy those fancy clothes from right outside Novigrad? Technically he would be the first.

avirx8 Oh yea, because he said he's been doing it since birth

avirx8 but he didn't wear Yen's clothes, he only dressed like a woman

This comment should get an DLC

Sad but true

Yes yes

2 years in the future and this comment is confirmed to be prophetic

This comment only get more truthful as time goes.

ikr

Best line ever!

+TheVergilus Not really, few characters are voiced better in Polish, but overall English version is superior...

love lambert. he should have his own game

just the way the bonnet magically appears on his head is gold

Best line, ever.

Same 😂😂😂

gets sad once you know what happens to him

@@yeetushmm6073 Good thing I just played through this part, or I would be concerned as fuck.

7:39 Timestamp cause I can't stop lauging either 😂

Witcher's metabolism ;]

That's why the held up so well

Such is the life of a Witcher!

Ehhh, even for witchers, 2 legends in just as many days is a feat of skill...... or madness

For me it was much much more than a day and a half, got lost in skellige

First comment in four years , your welcome :)

Second comment in five years, now thank me

He doesn't smile at any moment

Here, have another reply. On the house

@@marleyhicks7263 nice

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

That never occurred to me at the time

He's not the King. It's the Heirarch of the Church of tje eternal fire

@@PVM3 Hemmelfart himself

@@zamaskowany12 haha,fart

A ctionMS or if you don't save lambert and he dies :( he's an ass, but I love him.

FloToe so damn true.

Yeah, Eskel fight scene was so intense.

not really i didnt care if they would fall or not, they're witchers however mass effect series did made me feel fear for my team

SoleNero21 ugh why be such a buzzkill if you don't agree shut the fuck up mass effect is shit

What are you saying you whippersnapper

Wouldn’t be surprised if they did

If I remember right, Project Red PR did say that some of the scenes in the game were method-acted. He never actually told which ones though, so everything is possible.

He have better voice in Polish version Less Batman like

@@arek.k8688 as for the voice itself I find the American version fitting. But my initial point is the voice acting. As long as the acting is good, voice won't matter much

Arek.K well that’s what Geralt should be like

"Witcher Gear" with a +50% Sign Intensity

For all we know it's really Lambert's clothes that she stole.

xD

Even your inventory is drunk!

@sbcontt YT cause leather is considered poor man's or bandit/rogue gear. The rich people wear fine clothes and armies wear chainmail/plate. Only the common folk and bad people wear leather.

Na

Szantix95 cuddles up to Yen gets teleported to the lake

The fucking smirk geralt has on his face before she says that kills me every time.

Szantix95 yenneffer

Szantix95 im still fucking insane

LMAOOOOO

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

that attention to detail lmao

Yeah. Where Geralt said "he's wounded"

I remember Geralt and Lambert said he was fighting a forktail and were bamboozled because they were late at the whole fun. Best quest ever, hands down.

:D

I was also confused!

I think he would be perfectly fine with Yennefer not wearing any upper clothing.

i was like "oh my god what a terrible idea" and couldnt resist choosing that option XD

Sure keep laughing. You'll never look as good as I did in that damn dress. Wait...

1k likes and no comments?! lemme fix that :) great comment tho hehe

@Wim how?

@Wim welp looks like I'm starting the game again :)

I half expected to get warped in a lake once she found out lol

That line was so scary I imagine Yen using a lot of magic and tearing up the place just because they disturbed her beauty rest. She still showed up but thankfully she didn't lose her cool. They survived an apocalypse from Yen 👍 for the moment 😂

Yeah, all them Lodge sorceresses are goddamn powerful and scary. I don't even know how Geralt are still alive constantly cheating with Yen and Triss lmao

Meanwhile Regis & co's night: "Cracking open a boy with the cold ones"

Well, technically it's vodka, so it's warm, but ya

​@@kurtsudheim825 I drink my vodka cold

Mazzatti *emoji spoiler ahead* 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Then he dies

Me either!

I also laughed pretty hard at this 😂

He died of laugh too

When I heard it I just died lol

Correctly would be f*****g human.)

@Ross Pate there is online dictionary for elder speech.

Максим Кудрявцев thank you for enlightening me on this subject.

@@n8wulfcommander207 also blathanna is flowers in irish

+The Mighty .Chicken Oh boy :D :D Dont wanna know what happened there :D :D

+The Mighty .Chicken "Based on a true story"

+Kaiev ok...now i have the image of the screenwriting team of CDPR dressed in drag sending a Whatsapp video message to one of the ladies in the animation team, but getting the wrong number and calling Sapkowski himself

Well, clearly the devs are no strangers to wild benders.

Oh lawd, I'm 4 years late, but I gotta now. (I don't know any of the cast behind the Witcher 3, and I'm too lazy to look it up, bite me. Storyboard Leader: SL/Lambert Script Leader: SC/Geralt Animation Leader: AM/Eskel [One night, the heads of the script, animation and story board departments were trying to wrap their heads around the next part of the story to work on, and to lay off the stress started to drink a few rounds together. Eventually they lost track of their work when they started to engage in small talk, going from talking about a comical scene to how each of them have experience some comedy in their personal lives. After some more drinking though, they start to get drunk. After playing "Never have I ever" AM leaves to get more food, but many minutes pass.] SL: ... hey, where's AM? SC: Dunno... SL: We should... we should find him! He could have... could have fought a troll or somethin'... SC: we aren't in the Witcher 3... SL: Shhhhh... you don't know that. [The two go searching for AM only to find him on the floor with the buildings resident cat sniffing him] SC: Hey, there he is... SL: And his every faithful little kitty! Helloooooooooooo AM! AM: *groans* SL, not so loud! What happened? SL: Got slogged, stewed and 57 other varieties of hammered. Get up! Time to have a drink AM: Lemme alone! I'm gonna puke... the three of us get together like this... never ends well. SL: So how bout we add a fourth? ... better, a woman! SC: not many here this late... cept... *snerk* maybe Konrad AM: Heeeeey, that's not nice... SL: Wait... I know! How bout some of the girls from the software department? They like to stay up late working, think about it! We get on face-time, cordially invite them over, and have some honest fun, huh? SC: SL... you're a genius! SL: Damn straight I am, how bout it AM? AM: Fuck yeah! Bring on the Witches! ... er, wait... [Later, after getting a hold of some fresh clothes that they didn't realize were women's clothes, and a phone with a Whatsapp App] AM: So... wait, I forgot how this works... SC: Well you just uh... push the shiny box and click call and... say some magic techno babble or something... SL: Hey, how's my new clothes look? *unknowingly wearing a corset and frilly hat* AM: Not bad, looks kinda tight though... SC: Alright, hush now, I'll call... [SC makes the call, but mistakenly calls Andrzej Sapkowski] Andrzej: Huh? Who is this?! SC: Ah shit... sorry... you never saw us... Andrzej: Wait... you three are from the game's team aren't you? What the hell are you doing calling me this late?! SL: Hey... we were never here K? Andrzej: You three are drunk aren't you? That explains the women's clothes... AM: What? Women's clothes? Shit, you told me I was wearing a spongefish... SL: Why would I say a spongefish?! SC: Ow, my ears... [Andrezj ends the call, the three laugh] [Konrad Tomaszkiewicz walks in] KT: I trust there's a really good explanation here right? [SC just looks at Konrad with a drunken smirk] KT: Riiiiight... I'm just gonna leave and let you three sleep it off... [Konrad leaves and indeed, after repeated failed attempts to find a woman, the three of them pass out. Later in the morning, the rest of the Dev Team show up and douse the three in buckets of water, waking them up] SC: ACHK! COLD! ... what happened? Animator: Konrad said you guys got hammered last night and passed out... after he found you face time Andrzej... SC: We did? AM: Ah shit... we did. I remember. SC: That... explains the clothes AM: ... none of this happened okay? Writing Assistant: Yeah sure... so did you two at least get that comedy scene you wanted to work on done last night. SL: Huh? Shit... we didn't... SC: *lightbulb* wait... guys... I have an idea! (And thus we got this scene today)

Papa vesemir needs some drink too

I can see this happening

You've seen card games on motorcycles... NOW PRESENTING! Card games on horseback!

Hard to imagine badass warriors being Magic The Gathering dorks.

Aaah! Uboah! *Stabs you*

IM the 1k like

It's more self-aware humour from the devs about how Geralt always kneels down when investigating a clue, even when what he's looking at is obvious enough without him having to do that.

I absolutely lost it at that part 😆

@@redshirt49 no he sometimes just bends his head a little and looks around

Ever faithful Lil' Bleater.

Maybe he should said Sucker for horny woman.

HE CANT BE BLEAT!!!! Toss a coin to your witcher!!!

You sick bastard! It's not like that! We're just friends.....

@@obi-wank-enobi look at it this way; between you, Lambert, and Geralt, you've got the most stable relationship out of the three of you

I love that line too 😂

When I played that, I was so scared something may happen to poor drunk Eskel 😅

Should've said that :D

We weree... ju-ust summ.. onning da bitchez? Ya kno... w?

Mean you can dye it?

The extra 50% sign intensity might’ve been useful if you were able to keep it.

@@idontthinktheysawthatcomin6792 I was stuck this quest for a long time because I tried figuring out how to keep it legally.

@@Chraan Did you keep it?

@@ZeldaLover6 No, there is no way sadly

Actually I thought maybe she would laugh at this, but no.

@@sunikitti She's probably laughing on the inside. Yennefer's the crown jewel of this scene because she plays the "trying-to-be-stern wife" role so perfectly. Also don't forget she draws the mustache during the ravaging of avallac's lab

@@MaxLohMusic what? Where is that?

@@claramarques8019 it's the cutscene you get if you allow Ciri to go on a rampage in avallac's lab

@@MaxLohMusic ooooh thanks

indeed ;]

simp

Anshumaan Purohit child

I'm convinced I could play this game 50 times and it would be different every time!

Always save brother always save!

*Eskel* "WHOOOOOOOOOOO THE BITCHES HAVE ARRIVED!!!" ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

Let's play Strip Gwent

For some reason I can actually imagine Caranthir drinking with them, he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who takes war personally.

@@khornethebloodgod4155 He was great general, maybe even the most powerful navigator they had, but he was no leader.

Eredin: I've never... tried to kidnap a child

No olvidemos a Arthur y Lenny en Valentine

reason why it won game of year awards :D

Drinking with friends in gta iv Not really the most fun though haha

There is also that one quest in Skyrim where you drink with a Daedra

Then there's Mass Effect 3 Citadel, but that's got nothing on this one in terms of rowdyness.

Spread the word!

Please let this happen

Same lmao 😂 I was just thinking that

It’s not going to it will have canon ending I’m sure where they both die and stay dead

@@shawnporterjr2890 the canon ending is that Geralt survived. The last book, Song of Storms, confirmed it and you actually meet Geralt in the future.

@Mark Lucchese ..what?

@Mark Lucchese this bait is so funny

@Mark Lucchese nice bait

This scene is precisely why it's so depressing after the main quest. :(

@Mark Lucchese hello I am superior to everyone and the common peasants who laugh at common comedy are cringe. Everything I don't like is cringe. Get a job

Exebiel yes!

Arse blathara.... Im dying....

Daymn🤣🤣🤣🤣

_Havu_ LMAO happened to me aswell, I was laughing the whole time

pretty sure he was naked in mine, or at least after the cutscenes ended, but I didn't do the drinking scene.

I FUCKING DIED WHEN HE WAS IN UNDER WEAR DURING THE RITUAL. The scene was so dark etc. And he was there in underwear.

Happens to me, did’ng noticed after some few fights

Damn right! Wait....

That is actually the dress Triss wears at the party where she gets drunk, Yen never wore any of the things shown here. Just a proof how damn drunk they were that they even managed to miss the trunk

Hell yeah, he got them hourglass figure

Vlodimir Geralt > Drunk Geralt > Geralt

Johnny McNamara fucking right

@@johnnymcnamara4024 "Prince of Thieves" Geralt > Drunk Geralt > Geralt

Kamen Rider 1 "Purple Avenger" Dandelion > "Prince of Thieves" Geralt > Drunk Geralt > Geralt

Nobody wrote it. It's a transcript from an evening somewhere in Poland 10 years ago. And it sounds like the real existing audio recording of an evening during my civilian service in Germany (1 room, 3 beds, cannabis and lots of alcohol). My buddy served breakfast to patients the next morning with my shoes on, which were 4 sizes too big for him. And he didn't notice.

I played this scene yesterday and I was hoping they said something like that. Like: "She's up RUN" then tripped and fell with the dresses.

Aleksa Petrovic dude no. the only thing scarier than a missed call from mom....is three missed calls from mom and lengthy voicemail

Benito Lopez my mom said i wasnt responsible enough to have a phone after missing 3 phone calls

Nah try ten missed calls, twenty texts and two voicemails.

@Brian Estrada I swear that should of been in the main game. Then as they run Yennefer teleports their asses up a snowy mountain lol

xLetalis Well it worked didn't it? Probably not in the right way, but worked anyway :D

45100 yep :}

Bloede dh'oine (damned human)

Arse Blathan would mean... ass flowers? xD

dol blathana is a city of the elves. so arse blathana... if arse means ass... yes, more or less

Nice lol.

need to finish witcher 1, so I can play witcher 2 :D

Don't forget snorting fisstech

@@Tiamatdc I just started playing the Witcher 1 after Christmas. Currently have a good amount of fisstech in my inventory, and it's itching me. But I don't want to end up having an addict witcher for the rest of my playthrough... Soooo... would you recommend taking some?

No because Lambert was fucking Triss behind Geralts back, and jumped out the window.

Wolfebad Where? I'm not at that part of the game yet

@@notmyfaultthisishappening3795 Its not in 3, its in Witcher 1, during one of the missions at Kaer Morhen you can investigate Triss' room, using your witcher sense you can see foot prints on the window sill and on the ground outside the window. Implying someone jumped out the window. You can find some reference to Lambert and Triss having a fling in some of the findable notes. Lambert also remarks that he had to jump out a window once because a woman he was with lover came back.

Wolfebad Nice find! Thanks for explaining

@@AlucardsBlood69 You are mistaken my friend.

Cause he can't be drunk all the time

@@mrsupreme5316 hes the token deadpan snarker im surprised people hate him sober too

Syakirin57 you can’t blame the guy. He was abused by his dad and given as a gift to be tortured as he becomes a Witcher. One thing you notice about him is that he really got attached to his fellow mates who were becoming Witcher’s and when they died one by one he was really damaged.

@@thedarkwolf6967 that's a good observation, perhaps if the boys he bonded with didn't die, he wouldn't feel he's been dealt undue cruelty all his life. First, by his father, then being flighted away to the witchers, the trials..and after all that, the only people he could find relat ability and solace in die, one by one, to the very fate he's been issued. I can't blame him, and I love the depth of the character

He’s a shit stirrer. Lot of fun. Way more fun when you get on the sauce with him and Lambert. I wouldn’t like to get tanked with the other guys from the other schools. That’s a disaster waiting to happen.

+xxLeCurexx I would prefer Ciri's adventures!

+xxLeCurexx I would prefer Ciri's adventures!

Hell yeah,you can say that again, lol.

Max Well we kinda already have them in this game.

I would prefer a young vesemir

If it isn't in one of the books, it probably won't be in the show. But! Fuuuuuck. That would BE AMAZING.

I mean, they do add a lot of stuff that weren't in the books! Like Ciri's whereabouts and wandering until she finds Geralt, and all of Yennefer's backstory. I wouldn't be surprised if they add something from the games just as a homage :D

Last news say that they are going to introduce parts of the story of the game too! So who knows...

Geralt Cavill?

@@stefanmakara373 but since when does Netflix do something different that's positive? I did like it when Henry said 'fuck', but that's about it.

Being trained to be constantly drunk also helps a lot.

So true. And humble. Doesn't want fame. Just wants to make a living hunting monsters

It is always the quiet one you have to look out for. :p

"wanna hear a poetry? lambert lambert what a prick..."

abdalrahman khataan want to hear a limerick*

but being an asshole is what makes lambert so loveable hes like handsome jack

xj770HUN hate it when that happens but you just can't stop smiling and answer xD

Well, that resulted in me crying, instead.

XD... they probably are, but they're not stripped for human stupidity, that's for sure.

+Marsupilami And love of getting drunked that's for sure

From what i remember of the books is that Geralt is the first witcher who has most of the human emotions in tact. Same goes of Lambert and the other one.

I have few theories 1.Witchers have a emotions, but they can supressed them quite easily. 2.Witchers of old were emotionless, they were like prototyps made with some mistakes, modern withers Gerald & Co are far more better product of mutations.

it's written in the books that mutations paralyze "higher emotions".What it really does,it makes witchers more stoic,resistant to stress and, maybe, less expressive.But mostly it's just an excuse,as is "the witcher code"

GUAAAAAARRRRDS!!!

More paper. exellency?

@@yoshinari3679 no you oaf!

@@settonsai5570 The lodge! The lodge has come for me

Indeed, they should've just removed the option to go to bed :D

because it's about Geralt and food...remember that the game allows you to cook and serve Yen an eggless homelet

Also his eye sliding just after that..

This is the focus on the face of a man who's trying very hard not to puke while talking.

+Cthulhu The Fabulous Yeah, in Wither 3: The Wild Cock (Porn Parody) :D

+Kenny Noooo... They stole her clothes. Remember?

She's probably sleeping or in the bed. when she tell Geralt“ Go to bed ”

Come on, they were crossdressing. Someone had to do an instant gay test.

Have you seen Lambert?

In previous two games he actually stumbled appropriately when drunk or high