THE WITCHER 3 (Honest Game Trailers) 

lol

FNAF VIRTUAL REALITY!!!

PLEASE do Metal Wolf Chaos!!

Fandom Games Is misandry tolerated though?

I dare you again to name a good movie kid

Ahh 69th like ... hallelujah 🚶‍♂️

First play, then work. Hehe

🤣🤣🤣🤣

+FrigginOutOfBlue can i have one ? without the demon part ?

+FrigginOutOfBlue so Everybody there speaks with a British accent?

92axelmaster Nope, just all the people who moved to England or U.S.A. and are just visiting their family

TheSkipRow Gaming No, only with the demon part. Sorry, bud, that's life.

Our poland have a games😃

The best part of the Video

Only 1 reply?

Cyberjunk

I ciri what you did there.

😂😂😂

So is the snowball fight

Daily dose of Salt nop

suudip dewan it is actually

Yeah i know, the bloody baron's mission to find his wife and daughter ;)

yep, it actually influences the main ending.

Snowball fights aren't if you don't do it right

+Keyoh i always let her win

Hell no I don't let her win, "You wanna be a Witcher huh? Here's lesson one"

The game ends tragically if you don't have a snowball fight

Are you heartless? Vesemir just died and you won't pelt Ciri with snowballs? Y'all are fuckin' monsters, forreal

One hardly sees the fabled X-Zibit meme anymore

I would like to thank this pandemic for giving me the time to finish this game

Problably the only silver lining, first play through took me near to 100 hours focusing on main story mostly.

damn you right i just started to play this at the end of february and actually finished it yesterday lol

I played 60 h 2 years ago (yes, I had to take days off), and 120 h now during the pandemic. Thank you virus!

Same I played for 5 hours every day for past two weeks and finished the game now playing Blood & Wine:) This is first time I completed the game since buying it in 2018

Yeah, i died more times to falling than to fighting i think..

There is a pretty good mod to prevent that from happening. It’s super annoying when you play on one of the harder difficulties.

@@yamchadragonball6983 don't play this game after playing Skyrim

Arthritis in old age is no joke.

Just press space before landing, he will make a roll

And when you go diving...

*spends an entire two minutes trying to open a sack

And I thought it was just me

@@daughter-of-loki1062 me to i was about to reply nice to know im not the only one who has that problem

I'm on my second playthrough and never had that problem. In fact I have it paused on my other monitor as I type this and still have no idea how anyone has an issue with picking flowers or opening sacks. Spamming E and space in an area with loot instantly grabs everything in .5 seconds.

it's the fucking perfect joke

I don't get it...can someone explain! 😅

@@Robbiehoo the View is this american talk show hosted by a bunch of middle aged ladies led by Whoopi Goldberg. they yell and debate alot about politics and stuff.. hence the similarities...

I was torn between feeling offended on behalf of the View, and laughing at the well executed joke

Do you want me to fix your lungs?

Kill it with igni!

Welp, guess I better get this game then

Who are those? I recognise only Keira

@@mayankp1000 triss and yennifer

@@sasi5841 aaa no sorry apart from those the other two....in the same scene shot type

wish they'd add lines like "By Fire Be Purged!" or "Fire Style: Fireball jutzu"

Larz The Raccoon he had me at the swedish metal band ^^

I lost it when he said it's the game Capcom wishes it made lmfao.

Lmao thought you said "IGN!!!"

That exact sentence basically sums up the entire gameplay for me ksdjfjjdjdjdjd dodge it then kill it with igni

But did you survive?

Rest in peace 💀

@@RishabhRickyAgarwal honor our fallen brother

that's so true xd

@@MyPrideFlag interesting name you have

Ironically, they have a cross-over haha

Well I have played both and I like Monster Hunter WAY more!

@@andersonversteeg8067 thank god you glarified that, I couldnt stop wondering

@@sanoyphilippe That crossover didn't temp me to play "Monster Hunter".

@@shinigamiphantom1391 then don't, you'll find it much more harder than death March on the Witcher

As a swedish guy into death metal, I can 100% confirm.

I think its a Watain reference.

same

@@urossedej6126 Yes it is haha, I'm not sure everyone would get that. Funnily enough I was listening to Watain when I saw this lmao

@@___meph___4547 Agreed! :D

hahahaah

LOLOLOLOLOL

LMAO XD

This has now replaced 'Kill it with fire!' in my lexicon...Very few of my friends get it... I'm lonely...

Put that on a T-Shirt !

+ztlabraptor211 goddamn man did you play the story 3 times and hearts of stone 6 times through?

I HAVE 465 HRS I'VE PLAYED THE GAME 4 TIMES ALREADY. FIRST PLAYTHROUGH I COULDN'T BE BOTHERED BY ALL THE POI'S BUT ON MY SECOND AND 3 PLAYTHROUGH I COMPLETED EVERYTHING. THIS IS MY 4TH PLAYTHROUGH INCLUDING MY 3RD PLAYTHROUGH OF HOS.

+Josh Estipona I ALSO TYPE ON CAPS HOW FUN!!!

Alexandro Hutt CAPS!!!!!!

I have given the game like 5 chances and i still think it's one of the most boring games i have ever played. I guess i'm just a gameplay person

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Lol it's hilarious

3:09 Gayyyyme! 🤣

GAMECEPTION!

Best part

Big mood

The game autosaves every 10 mins by default, so that part confused me.

Was more of a, damnit I died from fuckn falling. Where in most situations, he rolls

ᅚ it’s like i’m playing pokemon and the emulator doesn’t have autosave system

ᅚ That sounds awful; which platform are you playing on?

Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen is much better.

vote4humour I legit did not go to work for 2 weeks when this game came out

*flaw

@@PredatorH2O Lol - it IS a good game, but it is far from be better than W3. Story is meh (in DD), there is almost no characterization of even main characters, and there is like 10, maybe 12 enemy types? And of course, not a very big map. And that grinding!

@@dacsus Actually it is a really big map from my experience. And I don't even need to check to see how many enemy types there are to know threre are definetely more than 12.

+Jeremy Sisson You make an excellent point.

+Jeremy Sisson Lmao it happens

I dont get it and i played the game twice and the DLCs.. Please explain someone?

WItcher uses 2 swords Silver for Monsters Steel for humans ... and he is in a trilogy with same weapons/same gameplay/story

Except the fact he can carry like 30 swords and 10 axes :D

Oooh i get it now

The graphics are also well "polished". It even has a Roach's glitched running animation made by creators.

Lmfao and the best part of this game is when you get drunk with lambert and eskel. I've never laughed that hard at a video game. "Dude we should use that micro-scope yennifer has. You know to summon the lodge. We can invite that girl, she can summon a few of her friends. Lambert, you're a genius. Hell yeah, summon the bitches!" "Wait, what if they get scared because it's not yennifer? Hm, good idea. We should put on yennifer' clothing that way they'll come. Lambert you're so smart!" And then yennifer comes in and yells at Geralt. That's only a few lines. If you haven't played the game and you want a laugh watch the whole scene.

+Ferelun Thrill as you haggle with overpriced vendors who try to give you 2 orens for a 90 oren sword, too.

+Ferelun This is a job ... for Vesemir !!! I laughed so hard ahahahaha

+Ferelun Ekelll!!! Eesssskkeeelllll!!!!! There he is! With his ever faithful Lil' Bleater!

BlackHawkRA Yea I'm about to find this mod that normalizes merchants and makes them not suck, on that note. Motherfuckers charging 1000 orens for a shit recipe I don't even need but giving me 38 orens for an epic sword, fuck off. Game has the same absurd merchant problems as Elder Scrolls and Fallout.

+TheNewbridge Well, that escalated quickly.

+TheNewbridge Trashing the house is not necessary, I din't do that and still got the best ending possible on my first run.

Samael Blackstone I think you gotta haave 3/5 of these to keep her alive Snowball fight Don`t accept Emhyrs reward Don`t accompany her when talking to the lodge Bury Skjall with her Trash Avalach`s house

TheNewbridge Exactly , I just didn't trash Avaalachs house, because "Do It" , seemed like a lame joke in that current situation, I didn't know they'd bloody really do it.,but I did everything else and the world is roamed by yet another Witcher.

+TheNewbridge So true. For me, "Witcher 3" died after this idiotism.

@Daniel Cutbush you can do that in the witcher as well. Importing saves from previous game to carry over the decisions you made in the previous game

@Daniel Cutbush Google "witcher tattoo game neck". It's actually from a quest from the first game followed by a quest where you can remove it. But you can keep it and import it into the second game... and the third game as well ;). Seriously, there are so many small details in witcher 3,its absolutely crazy! :)

@Daniel Cutbush you're welcome mate

@@JamesNalacar And... the decisions from the previous game are meaningless in the next game, even worse than Mass Effect or Dragon Age.

Meaningless in that it doesnt impact main story. But i liked lethos mission. Witcher series was good. I like the fallout series better, though the last few installments werent amazing. New vegas and 3 were great. Favorite game out of series was fable tlc, thought it was going to continue being epic, but no

bruuh

That's an insult to The Crones.

@@keith00032 It's an insult to humanity*

Much as I despise the Kardashians, "The View" can't be beat.

The View was a perfect joke.

Jedi's don't get laid tho..

No one ever said Jedi don't get any booty. They just aren't allowed to love. At least, until like takes over. But then again, that's all been thrown out now, so who knows? Damn you, Disney. Regardless, there isn't really any sex portrayed at ALL in Star Wars, but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

I thought the same too

Witchers have telekinesis?

capz pretty much infact they actually have aard with is basically force push..

avirx8 I have never played a fantasy rpg, I usually play gta, action adventure games and shooters. So will I like it???

That's hard to say. have you ever played an RPG before? The Witcher 3 is a story heavy action RPG with lots of choices that affect the game and determines what ending you get. It also has a huge open world for you to explore and you can do what you want when you want. There's lots of character customization with lots of different pieces of armor that have their own stats and abilities; same with the swords. There are no guns in this game because of the time period it takes place in. You do have a crossbow though that you can use different kinds of bolts with that have their own effects, for example the exploding bolt explodes when you shoot it at something. But the crossbow isn't all that useful so you won't use it much. It's main use is for attacking flying creatures. Then there's different kinds of bombs and magic. You're horse, Roach is your only mode of transportation and you can give it equipment too like blinders and saddles. The game has fast travel so you don't have to rely only on Roach to get to places. There's real time beard growth and you can go to a barber to get a haircut and a shave. There's free DLC that adds different hair and beard styles for you to get at the barber. And speaking of free DLC this game has a lot of it: quests, different outfits for some of the main characters, Gwent cards, etc. And the paid DLC is worth every penny. CD Project Red is one of the few developers that do DLC right. And since you play GTA I'll mention there are women you can romance and have sex with throughout the story and when you get to Novigrad there are brothels where you can pay to have sex with prostitutes. You can even talk to them and learn a little bit about them before you bang'em. I almost forgot to mention there's horse races, fist fighting tournaments, and a card game called Gwent that also has tournaments. You can build different decks and you can get more cards by wining them from other players or buying them from merchants. So if that sounds interesting to you then go for. I'd say its a good idea to look at a video of some game play to also help you decide.

avirx8 did you play fallout 4?

PKPS01238 No. I've never played a Fallout game.

avirx8 Could you like tell me what games you loved that were AAA on ps4?

But surprisingly accurate.

I was gonna reference "The Talk", but the same in personality and looks

It’s hilarious! Savage jokes are great, most of the time.

White Wolf damn it I wanted to make this comment Haha

Your Glitcher*

ooooo valley of plenty, ooooo valley of plenty

That song gets stuck in the head with great ease. Well done Jaskier.

Toss a coin to your witcher and he robs your home in the process.

If you reach the place where you feel like you're inside a fairy tale, remember to help your buddies

Need help with that part?

i just started heart of stone lol.

Awesome expansion

Eldar K So i heard. I just started hert of stone as i said got 3-4 hrs in , is very good so far.

theres an easter egg for Tyrion, you find a dead dwarf in a sky cell in Skellige

+Justen1980 It was a halfling, actually.

+Justen1980 I thought I was the only one that found that!

+Justen1980 There is also an Arya easter egg.

King Jon Starkgeryan where?

No kidding. I did quests and explored just so I could play Gwent with better players and collect more cards

@@JR-pf9in I never save after completing HIGH STAKES. It's the only challenging GWENT Tournament in the whole game. Also punching the crap out of that racist 1/2 elf Finnis is so satisfying. I did manage to complete the Gwent collection. i was surprised that Olgierd card wasn't a hero card.

Who did that?

Right! Once I got the hang of Gwent I was hooked!! Tried downloading the Gwent app but it’s not the same haha

@@kizzariffic ye the app sucks .

I'm not sure if I should wait 7 years for the full show so I can experience the story for the first time chronogically, or if I should just do the games after watching season 1.

Madmonkeman the games you won’t experience anything like, trust me play it, the show story wise isn’t copy paste but the characters interactions you’ll appreciate more plus you’ll understand so much more Easter eggs along the way too

@@Madmonkeman read the books.

The Netflix series suck!

@Surgalator Bond45 based on books. The aren't the source material

Have you tried rolling?

@@ricardoalves9605 Rolling's a neat trick

@@ricardoalves9605 is it possible to roll the character before he hits the ground after falling?

@@rumpelpumpel7687 yes

@@ThorGJack well thank you for your answer but could you explain how? (Not how you answered Bit how to actually roll when falling off a cliff) 😉

RyanGiggsOBE you know if they didn't release a lot of good games this year it could've had an actual shot at game of the year

Yousef Hooman But it won't because its yknow an expansion pack.

SicParvisMagna123 no shit

comments would pretty much stay the same; neither heart of stone nor blood and wine has a line comparable to "summon the b17ches" from Eskel, who is usually reserved.

SicParvisMagna123​ seems you were wrong m8 blood and wine won ;) not game of the year though

Can you explain please? I don't get it.

@@jantytz2951 probably referring to the all-women talk-show

Liberal old women nagging on a talk show called “The View”.

I died. Best line ever.

viking eklund what the f is this profile picture? kinda looks like a mexican mask for carnival...still pretty awsome :D

viking eklund Fable had it, not sure about real time tho but i always ended up surprised looking at my character's face after a few hours of play, new scars, aging, beard, it's like i was adventuring for years, not hours. Neat feature, liked it very much.

***** Ik, its just the first time I've heard of it.

viking eklund Its what sold me this game. ok, and this is an edit now I kinda wish I didn't because I just quit this game. Why? because, meh, I don't give a shit any more, without even finishing the Act 1 quest Nameless (again, don't care) sad to say this game is just hype and good looks, and bloated size this game would own it if it just dealt with chasing Ciri through a series of set levels and you just map in and out of areas as needed, forget all the intrigue and side-bits. it bogs itself down in its own importance and story. This is a 40 hr adventure game, if that (maybe 30) and could still have all the endings. It's not a monster hunter game, its a linear story in a world of political intrigue game and thats where it should stay. I don't want to walk through the rest of the game to get there...

T. M. Shannon They're usually guarding treasure troves.

Jon Bailey Dude say "The balls are inert" in your next video

Jon Bailey Witchers are sterile?

YoUrrKaWkk It's funny, because Witchers can't have kids because their balls are inert. +@1 Geralt's mom wasn't

Don't you mean son of a Bitcher?

I'm reading the first one right now, the games got me into them. So good, helps you understand everything

Are you starting with Blood of Elves or The Last Wish?

David Mobeck The Last Wish, I thought that was the first one?

Chronologically yeah. Many people start on Blood of Elves because that is when the books are more... Novel-like. Whereas The Last Wish and Sword of Destiny are a collection of stories.

David Mobeck ah, i see. yeah that makes sense, i'm about 30% done with the book and it's just been a bunch of short stories so far, but i'd rather read it in chronological order.

She is a little pony with the magic of friendship

You're like, 3 years later for that joke man

She once came out of river, i was like wtf Roach

thats what fairytale nerds discribe as a kelpie. Well if it wanted to eat gerald :>

There is a quest in the blood and wine expantion where the game actually makes fun of the teleporting horse mechanic :P

I'm about to start playing this game today, now that i have finally upgraded my potato pc

@@shubhambikashgoswami2228 OH you're in for a ride! Have Fun

@@JustBeCreative99 quick question, how often do u stumble across an arachnid type enemy

@@shubhambikashgoswami2228 The most you will find in blood and wine if you're talking about spiders, but overall you barely see them, you do cross a lot more insectiods enemies, but again, mostly in blood and wine

@@JustBeCreative99 l have not installed any dlc/expansions yet, so maybe i'm safe

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* Doing the math in my head* That's...20 uninterrupted days? If you think about on a cosmic scale, that's nothing.

@@leven301 it's not that insane tbh, I have about 6000 hours logged in CS GO

@@pewnice92 you amateur!

@@coreymiller6717 no u

Pewnice Dieassse i have 5000 Hours in RuneScape and around 5000 in LoL I guess I’m the no lifer now lol

Dennis Forstner ikr

+Dennis Forstner thats what she said.

+zetaro05 *slow claps*

+Dennis Forstner nuh uh

+Dennis Forstner Gwent makes me so fucking angry and I'm not one of those people who flip out losing at games.

Actually it's Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon Sooooo

@@georgevarey864 If they could implant two braincells into a carrot it would have a better sense of humor than yours

@@georgevarey864 god damnit george

@@georgevarey864 this is such a /whoosh moment but i wont because you won't get it either way

Ciri ouslywherethefuckdidyougo Riannon of Cintra

As did I. Being a metalhead that loves Swedish Death Metal makes it so much more funny.

me being non-swedish and hating death metal makes it hilarious

\m/

As Embers Dance in our Eyes Dismember, amirite?

what about scorch?! that bombshell will give you ptsd, bigtime. had like 3 cards adding up to 60 points combined. Got scorched into oblivion.

+simonwallichi Remember: always safe gwent

If I know I'm facing a monster player, I just put 3 biting frosts in my deck, to make sure I get at least one. BF absolutely fucking STOMPS monster players.

Scorch = 4 dead vampires

Eh the northern deck got better spies imo.

Back then World wasn't made yet, their best stuff was on portables. Made more sense in that time lol.

Still the best game ever made. It is going to take a lot to top it going forward.

Go back

the combat sucks the character sucks the gameplay sucks the texture sucks buts yeah best games of all time 20/69

@@lancevancebaby4987 Combat is fine, character is one of the best ever written, gameplay is very well done, graphics are dated but can be upgraded with mods no problem, but yeah that's all my opinion and you're entitled to your own. Also @Cody McElroy I hope this game made quarantine better for you

@@lancevancebaby4987 lol maybe you just suck when you get older you'll get it hopefully

rip you lol

Hitopopamus I know CDPR! They are best devs ever!

Hitopopamus did u dieded?

Hitopopamus that was amazing

Obviously not because you typed this comment after.

Jonas Trosch He reeeaally didn't play much of it lol.

i did too, fuck those old ranting bitches

I don't get it

That makes two of us.

***** You miss the nuances and some of the clever humor completely misses the mark, but the story, characterization, etc. is still very strong.

Zero the Faceless Considering how many people read GoT instead of watching, what makes you think someone would read them?

The problem is that they aren't very well marketed, and a lot of them aren't translated.

Scale of 1-10 how good?

Tissan Young first 5 tomes 9.5 for me 6-7 solid 9.0

Did it? I'm gonna start it soon

@@aryakulkarni468 yup, best RPG.

what's your list

Tell us wharts your list

What are the other 4 games?

+Adrian van koeveringe These are just my opinions but in order from worst to best- Halo 3, Red Dead Redemption, Skyrim, Bioshock Infinite, The Witcher 3. Again I personally believe these are the games I've played that I've enjoyed the most. However, the Witcher has beat these by a landslide

awesomefellow48 Played Skyrim, Bioshock infinite and Witcher 3 as well, they're amazing. I also consider the Witcher 3 as my favourite game, but i think Bioshock Infinite has the better story. And i've never played Red dead redemption and Halo 3 cause i have a pc

CrazyChemistPL The game is awesome. Actually, I think everyone should go one step further and read the books; at least the first one, The Last Wish. You will get hooked and will want to try the rest of the books anyway :]

Richardsen I read the entire series at least 3 times now and I own all the books. I allowed myself to skip recommending the books here as they are not all available yet in English.

CrazyChemistPL Ah, you must be Polish then (that PL next to your ID). It is rather unusual that most of the books haven´t been translated into English yet. Luckily for me, the translations to Spanish are done for all the books :]

Richardsen Yes, indeed I'm Polish (I also hate my youtube username, but Polish translation of this username which is my usual nick was sadly already taken). I believe the English translation for the final books (Tower of the Swallow, Lady of the Lake and, for some bizarre reason, Sword of Destiny) are being released within next 2 years, which is great news all things considered. Sadly though, both Witcher 2 and 3 spoiled pretty significant elements of the saga already (Witcher 2 - circumstances of Geralt's not-really-death, Witcher 3 - the fact that Emhyr is Ciri's father).

CrazyChemistPL Good news for the fans of the game, then, although I feel like they could have garnered a great success if they had manage to make it in time for the release of the third installment. But I am just being picky; we should be giving thanks both to Sapkowski for crafting these masterpieces and to CD Projekt Red for achieving what most thought it would be impossible, specially consiering who they were prior to The Witcher: nobody (as developers)

Hahah I knew I was not the only one who thought that 😂😂

Yeah, I thought the same thing 😂

Why you alway liying

+Too John alway really?

Too John wait whut

+Fluff Lynn High five bro! ^5

Aiden Pearce did u read them in electronic format on your phone? lol.

Kev San fuckin big smoke the fat ass.

big smoke memories....

GTA San Andreas! I actually remember that quote! lol

"Who you ordering for???" "ME! IM HUNGRY!"

Big Smoke was my favorite character! I always tried to make CJ fat so be could look like Big Smoke.

Pepperoni Jabroni And the open world game Rockstar wishes they made

Dr. Beers I gave GTA V a negative review yet you are naive to think Rockstar did not revolutionize sandbox/open-world games.

We only wanted to save them...

I-I didn't mean to hurt anybody!

I always wondered how PTSD felt. So i played Spec Ops: The Line

YES, IT BROKE YAHTZEE I WANT TO SEE THEM DO IT

Spec Ops is great

Yep. Your beard grows all the time. I thought that was a nice touch.

Gururu

I hope she doesn’t believe that anymore Edit: Anymore

Or you could go to the brothel. All you gotta put in is money then.

Kevin Hagler Damn you must have played some awful games if this is the best

I hate when people say things are sexist. Especially when they aren't which is most of the time.

+zamarickz have they all been translated in English? I only read the first two books because they were the only ones translated.

+Razvan Musat Unfortunately not yet. The first three are and the short story collection prequel. The rest are coming soon though.

+zamarickz Same here on both accounts. (Nice avatar btw. ;))

+zamarickz I recommend them as well. But to take them slowly. Some came be rather freaky.

***** Why do you say that? What's so awful about it?

I think Its The best ever made

@@dumbeldore9067 I agree

A bit of stretch

wow you have shitty taste

and Tywin Lannister

Edward Lew hahahahahahaha

GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

Lmao so true

Was about to leave the exact same comment lmao

Tywin Lannister voices the emperor guy

@@Bonesaw_McGraw and there's *Tyrion's (thanks The Renx) body in Skellig

@@CamilleChauTempsDesCerises that's Tyrion's body

@@therenx8385 it's what I said

@@CamilleChauTempsDesCerises you said that TYWIN's body was in Skellig, anyway there's no problem we all made mistakes

Are you Polish?

You're not important.

@Daniel Cutbush no you just have some extra dialogue

That's good :)

Only had one

was watching a streamer play and he had a bunch of bugs and glitches. for me, nothing of the sort happened.

maloviv 123 exactly... it's wierd.

Jason Connors the only difference is that he played on 1440p ultra (me 1080p med :/) but I have no idea how the graphics will cause so many issues

+jomo999 i think the obvious objective choice is re head. this is unquestionable fact.

+jomo999 wait who's the blonde?

+embioz1 who is the blonde?

I dont know if you can "romance" her. hit it and quit it i think. Atleast thats what I have seen so far. 110 hours in, yet to get support from friends before I go to get ciri to the fortress.

+KaffeboysDru Yeah she's more of an affair. And she has white/silver hair, so she's not blonde right?