The Worst Christmas Movie Ever Made 

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*SHE’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!* Steven Universe reference incase you didn’t know

lool

@@LuteLovezWolvez beautiful reference.

lil nut he passed the roof level and legally died.

🥜

*If you can slide off a roof at level. 1 You're legally dead.*

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lil nut yep

I never thought of it like that but yeah its like he gets possessed by the spirit of Santa and loses all sense of self as Scott Calvin

Well... He is a kid and he does hate his dad

He doesn't seem to like his dad. Which is fair enough

just like cryptosanta…

There's a horror movie called "Clown" that basically has this exact same premise. A father puts on a clown costume and it slowly takes over his body and mind.

Jesus Christ the previous Santa basically just committed suicide?!?!?

That is equally as fucking stupid, I’m sorry lmao

WHAT THE FUCK?

Doesn’t fix that in the movie santa leaves presents that the parents don’t, but they still don’t believe

@@Cavsliver iirc in the second movie they do state that parents who don't believe in santa basically have their memories edited to include buying whatever santa brings

BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THAT IS AMAZING

Hahahaha damn thats dark

Paul Hooper Family Friendly Fun

Why not just wait for him to die naturally? Since Santa already looks old in all the pictures, it would make sense to just wait until Charlie gets older EDIT: Some of you need to stop replying to my comment, you're literally dog-piling at this point.

PAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BROOOO THATS FUNNY! xD

Brynn Sievert same

That would have made this video so much better

Mark Wilburn yikes

“Your time has come st. Nicolas!”

the assassination of saint nicholas "santa" claus

No comments and 576 likes? Imma fix That

never do this again please.@@HugeRMCFanBoY-bx3od

​​​​@@HugeRMCFanBoY-bx3od 💀 ≤))≥ _| \_ are u serious rn

The whole movie in a nutshell (Bernard was amazing btw :)

@@hanako-kun22 YES HE WAS

@@hanako-kun22YESS

@@hanako-kun22 I always wondered what happened to him by the time of the third movie. Curtis just takes his job..

*EAT CHILDHOOD*

I watched the whole movie, and Neal is a *dick*. (Yup. The 'Neil' is spelled 'Neal') He like attempts to distroy Scott's relationship with his child.

Maggatrix AND they lost theirs (parents) believing in the age of 3!!!!!

**we don’t do that here**

It's a theme in christmas movies. It's usually a pro-christianity anti-science argument in disguise. You don't want to be like these kill-joy atheis-I mean non-santa-believers do you? Then please buy into our toxic religious bullshit. Have you seen Miracle on 34th Street? It's the WORST.

Donnie Jefferson omg

Donnie Jefferson This is actually a great plot idea. Small impact but brilliant.

headcanon

And died immediately lmao

Doesn't that mean the other santa had to of been loud so the same plothole is in place

Fr

Somehow the answer is more confusing lmao

There’s no way they didn’t watch this lmao

There is a show? Where?!

@@tulip5210 Disney plus

Rly? Even the parents knowing they Didnt buy the gifts from santa?

Santa isn’t human... Edit: I think commenting; ‘Santa’s no human though’ would’ve gotten my joke across better. People who didn’t get my original comment hopefully have it spelled out for them now.

@@scomo7yearsago958 when you dont get the joke.

R/whoooosh

drawing CGZ h- I got the joke? I was making one of my own? My comment was meant to be ominous?

@@scomo7yearsago958 ok

"Here's the Santa suite. The bed will probably be made when you get back, the maid elves are just busy scrubbing out the last guy's blood. Merry Christmas!"

Damn

oh no

OMG makes sense

Yea is it commen or something imso comfused about that

Ikr!

I use closed captioning for the same reason. Having professionally written captions, OMG it's the best. When they rolled out auto captioning it was horrific. It's gotten a little bit better, but I feel for the deaf and hard of hearing because in that case they're almost useless sometimes.

Or *loud ass noises*

​@@ChristopherSadlowskiSo true. When they first rolled it out, it barely made sense.

​@ChristopherSadlowski yep...I can not hear as I am HOH, and captions are almost never accurate. Like I can tell sometimes that it is not correct and sometimes it'll just say "unintelligible" so I just don't know what's going on for a bit

Fr

Yeah exactly it’s just a joke saying your 1200 but don’t look like you have aged at all. Therefore you look good for your age, because saying you look good for your age to someone means they look young

I mean your not wring

They both are trying to kill lol

Lol in meant wrong, autocorrect and true

That’s fucking spot on

So its one guy trying to save two children? I hate the I have to say that im joking. I hate the internet

bea marie fr

For real though!

He just that good

IKR?

bea marie exactly! Me and family bop to this shit in the car 💀😂

I always thought he said pause lol

I always figured it was a reference to the Up on the Housetop song but I think it's funnier if he actually thought they had paws

it is, but Danny thought the song was "up on the rooftop reindeer paws", he even confirmed it in one of his reddit review videos. also the subtitles say paws@@stressedandunimpressed

nah the subtitles say paws@@OdenqueenVulpes

And Santa

I think it's because Neil is married to Laura.

the subtitles all say *fuck neil* when his name is mentions

Neils sucks

He has beef with Neil Cicierega

veiwer "oh no this child is going to be scarred for life" kid "yay daddy you murdered a man! im so happy for you!"

"oh he passed away? aw. mm. alright"

That kid is scarred for life Or he grows up a psychopath with a thirst for blood There is no in between

Kid be like: opp hes dead

@@_leaf-3525 uirregular try try it

when a new supreme rises the old one fades away

Madeline Small if you pass level 10 you’re legally Charlie

Cole Sullivan if you pass level 15 you can legally kidnap Charlie

If you pass level 2 you're legally Scott

Cloverbreeze Art if you pass 20 levels you’re legally Niel

i legit looked at ur profile pic and thought ur arm was a nub

I think you mistyped, he's like 9

@@onyx_kart2952 no he's definitely 4 years old

You mean he’s not a newborn?

@@couchpotato4928 wait...... Maybe he is

??? I have no idea what ur talking about so now I’m just gonna keep watching the vid and see what ur talking about

I feel like I’ve heard those lyrics in the song

Ngl good those lyrics are kinda ass

I don't think that was cut

OH MY GOSH XD I went back and he actually says that lmaoo

Madeline Mekler that’s what Vader thought when Obi-Wan died.

Ikr

Now I can't get that image out of my head

Right? I thought for sure Danny would mention it 😂

That’s the whole plot. Scott is a pretty absent father and through becoming Santa he learns how to be caring and love and give, and he begins to really cherish his relationship with Charlie.

Nah, Charlie is a gold digger for sure.

I feel like I'm one of the few people who believes that Charlie is a real brat. And for context, I'm not someone who says that OFTEN. I'm usually the polar opposite and LOVE children, in real life and fiction, and am super understanding and lenient and comforting and like respecting their perspective since they're still learning and confused and sometimes hurting, and I think that people are often too hard on young children and need to be patient and respectful. Kids and kid characters that other people flippantly call brats I often defend and explain that it's more complicated than that and not all their fault, very Mister Rogers-esque amateur child psychology, LOL. Of course I believe in discipline and courtesy and responsibility on their end, but not cruelty or harshness from adults, since they haven't even been on the planet very long. Yet SO MANY people love Charlie in this movie, and...seriously, what a shithead kid. Scott was not that bad a father or a man. He probably didn't win custody, possibly lives far from Laura and Neil, and had a busy job, but was sweet and active with Charlie on Christmas Eve, happy to spend the holiday together, and the kid griped the whole time just because it wasn't a perfect Christmas like in the movies. That's extremely spoiled. Scott didn't MEAN to burn the turkey, it's not his fault Denny's was out of the food they ordered, or that Scott isn't the best at answering his Santa-related questions. Charlie said RIGHT in Scott's earshot near the kitchen "Do I GOTTA stay here?" It seems like he really doesn't learn manners or empathy at his mother's house, and he IS old enough to know better. His mother should've said something like, "Hey now, your daddy loves you and is TRYING, and you could be hurting his feelings. Be nice, Charlie, or Santa won't want to give you any presents tomorrow." But it seems like she just loves to badmouth his father at their house. I suppose if I'm being understanding, then I should consider that not all Charlie's fault, but it still bugs me. And I know Christmas is a BIG deal to little kids, and they don't wanna be bored, but he's not THAT little. Why all the dad hate? And if you think this is my adult, 28-year-old maternal, nitpicky, critical brain overanalyzing it, I was saying this stuff as a young kid, LOL. I've always hated this movie, and my mom can remember me always ranting about Charlie being a brat and how he needs a lecture in gratitude and respect, and I was NEVER the LEAST bit surprised that he became such a bratty, rebellious teenager in the sequel. But, ya know...Danny is absolutely hilarious, and I mainly returned to this video to watch the music video again! :D

@@skoomacumberdale9656 lmao

@@Wawagirl17 I'm surprised I read all that

I know why did they immediately think he's insane like he could have just played like a pretend game with him

Plus, children say some WILD stuff

@@blaxidii7360 yeah, it happens all the time

wait….WAIT

Correction. Everyone thinks he’s crazy because he’s acting like a legitimate Santa Claus 😂

And legally aloud to leave

And legally a pencil sharpener

and legally a pumpkin

And legally a banana

LEGALLY santa

Facts

I have a theory the first Santa was killed after many years of doing his thing and then the person who killed him wore his coat becoming Santa and this happens so often that the elves are like : oh it’s a new Santa yo billy what’s the count, billy:this is the 714 Santa, John: oh ok This is based off of anny05 comment

They probably assumed he went to get milk

Oh my gosh

Mini Moon That’s why every year little children leave milk and cookies for Santa to bring to the family he abandoned when he murdered his predecessor. A cherished family tradition.

This is the best comment I've ever read

But first, you need to get to pink castle.

If you are Santa you can go to tokyo Disney land

If you can make snow wrinkle in your presence, you are legally Japan.

If you can break Santa's spine, you are legally allowed to take over the workshop.

A_Person lmfao

Lmao

owo!

anyone else have perfect timing on both the video and the comment

he added it in to for comedic effect by not saying anything

Who wouldn’t in his position?

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Technically Santa could just retire when he gets old enough and pass it off to Charlie. Or Charlie might just go live and work at the North Pole.

@@shayla106 well, santas now ageless, so yes murder

Sooo how long until netflix makes a shitty spinoff with the kid who played charlie?

They were bad and didn't deserve presents

Dang that's sad

@@jdthebanana7967 ñäh

Doesnt bode well for scott.

I also like to think that the elves are kids from different time periods that got kidnapped and enslaved by other elves and santa. I also believe that the elves work 24/7, 365 days a year so they never run out of presents for Christmas, and I like to believe to add on that that they are immortal so they have to work every hour of every day of their life without any end.

Art Heart I-

I mean, he could have just referred to the fact that by legal definition the kid was in fact, kidnapped.

keep them tied in the basement eith everything removed so he cant escape and use a metal chair and for rope use rope with metal in it or just a strong rope and use flex seal tape to make them shut up. is a good way to legally kidnap someone but for illegal i wouldnt know since i would never Break the law.

Maybe it’s like being legally skilled

@@DeityFoxx capital b break

*FBI has entered the chat*

Exactly. I never believed in Santa, I just pretended I did so I would get extra presents.

Or they planned it since Scott is an executive at a toy company.

that's what i assumed

Madi H so Santa soy sauce

Somebody stabbed Santa Claus ded Nobody else can do a job right 😒

What if the elves killed a santa b4 Then what... Santa elf.....elf clause?

tf kinda life do you lead?

Ford Prefect A good one.

Thank god, I thought it was just me

Yeah...not having one would be weird

Ford Prefect r/whooosh

Rhyan Classick and he looks/talks like Jacob sartorius so makes sense

You're dead? Did you fall off a roof and disappear too?

@FangChuck umm... she's saying that when danny said the elf sounded like a tik tok star, it was funny. She wasn't describing Danny.

I LOVED that kid when I was little. I grew up with this movie. I was 9 yrs old when this movie came out and all I can remember is rewinding that part over and over LMAO I think it had a lot to do with that fucking voice 😅😅

Don’t forget it is for the 12 yr old fans

Woah

@@rian366 lmao

Thats adorable

Ouch my heart

Oh god

Mild speech impediment solidarity, we just can’t say illegally naturally!

I'm angry that u said high key

This is so blasphemous yet so true

A Wright “that means it’s Christmas! “~”” *f-cking squiggly line* I_am_A_Duck_Head :v

OMG I FUCKING DED

@@theurgetodeletethisaccount5631 :V

Me: I'M GONNA KILL SANTA CLAUS~

I HATE winter, so I agree

The one exception I can think of is the world's greatest Christmas movie: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. The movie opens with a news channel going to the North Pole to interview Santa about how toy production is coming along! I always found it funny how that movie, of all movies, avoided that plot hole.

​@Synonym AH yes, that cinematic masterpiece.

@rachealpelletier would be great at cinema sins

O k but it's a classic you can't pay on a classic won't. I don't really know if it's a classic. It's a good bad chris, what's movie. No hurt

@@belly2772?

OMG is this true.

aw

How did you know that

So he thought you actually kill Santa to become Santa? And he wasn’t troubled by that?

@@peytonhayes8058 appearently not

Same

But I thought he killed Santa to become him, so he’s not Santa?

oop 🙊🙊

Dang 😳 that’s why he was so upset when they didn’t call an ambulance for still alive Santa

That’s why are the end he says in the next video weal discover he’s really been dead this whole time

@@allenxav4754 learn English

What a coincidence! A true coinky doink! As soons as i read this comment the song said that *Yes*

Plasmatic Stone same

Wow that’s from his song

Plasmatic Stone same

Wtf well I agree

*insert surprised Pikachu face*

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ramswaroop sharma holy FUCK dude

ramswaroop sharma then Santa will be my favorite person on earth

and im laura

Cherry Pepsi I don’t think he’s actually married

Joshua Federico he’s been married for almost a year I’m sure

Cherry Pepsi I'm shaken. I didn't know he was married and had his life together. Damn. Goals.

What’s his job?

Peasinthefreezer he’s a stripper

@@rian366 you may think the elves care about you but as soon as your replacement comes along they forget all about you.

@@SorowFame and considering it happens so often they learned to not get attached

I think that Santa was a shitty guy and that’s why they didn’t care, which is why all the adults never got anything they wanted

@@thehe2748 Considering every adult in the series is pissed because they didn't get the present they wanted, maybe old Santa was a jerk who did his job wrong on purpose.

@@rian366 why are you responding to all top comments

I am the walrus googoo ga chgoob

the 90s were wild

Everyone in the 90s had that matching hairstyle

@@Dedicated_Loomer Mister city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row see how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm crying I'm crying, I'm cryyyyyiiiiinnngggg I apologize.

No, it’s my turn to be the walrus! >:(

Honestly that’s probably a really good plot of a Christmas movie of Santa hating his job

Better than Scott committing manslaughter

This is what I thought when I was watching it

I don’t think the Santa clause works that way it only understands blood

That would seem like a great plot, not gonna lie.

Derpus The Dino // IN SELF-DEFENSE!!

Derpus The Dino they're not trying to kill him they're trying to steal from him. they thought there was nobody there, and they never wanted to kill anyone... until Macauley kulkin branded them with freakin irons

Lana Jane right 😂 the boy was bad af & crafty. I probably would’ve wanted to kill him too....but being a adult I would’ve just called CPS. Problem solved, now we can rob the place 😂😂

Derpus The Dino wrong. Kevin not’s trying to kill them; he’s torturing them, like a psychopath

In 2nd one they do try to hit him

so true

WHAT THE FUCK

Oh frick naw

I- I don’t like that.

what if a girl puts it on or like an animal

gallisabel if a girl puts it on she’s ms clause and if an animal puts it on nothing happens

on what the elves get out of it: what if the coat works for the elves? or they created it? but they’d need a motive and a means for that, so it sounds kinda outrageous, cause what would that be? well. obviously, the elves can’t just mingle with humans; they eternally look like children, so even ignoring the fact that children can’t do much or go many places on their own, it would be suspicious for a child not to age. hunted by the humans for being the monsters they are, they retreated to the north pole, the only place on earth they could safely exist out of the reach of humans. we know the elves are an advanced, intelligent society (or species). they have high-tech security (see: how they enter the north pole… base? bunker? factory?), a special unit for saving santas, and knowledge- at the very least- of human laws. it wouldn’t be to much of a leap to assume they’re capable of creating the coat, and even the reindeer and sleigh to go with it. the only question is, why do the elves need interaction with the humans? are they really just dedicated to spreading joy? do they feed off human happiness, like an odd reversal of Monsters Inc.? do they sell the wishlists and data they obtain from the children and their homes to data aggregators? are they just mad scientists developing better and more efficient methods for the sake of science, and just decided to use delivering toys as a metric? were they involved in the origins of christmas and feel responsible for upholding the tradition? did they piss off god and were forced to make and deliver presents to human children as a punishment? we may never know…

i feel like you believe in leprechaun invasion

what if the parasite is able to create a small microclimate in hostile environments (santa's magically warm and cozy house in the middle of the arctic) and allows the elves to find shelter there as long as they create presents which the parasite's host (santa) can trade with humans for the sweet and fatty foods (milk and cookies) that the host needs to maintain his diet in order for the parasite to feed on? that could mean there could be other, santa-like parasites in other, for humans barely accessable environments like the deep sea or deserts or below ground

This movie is seeming more and more like venom 😂

Soooo, Santa's coat is a new SCP?

No... he is not ok...

Was thinking the same thing!

i thought i was going crazy. good to see other people can see the nutcrackers

Ok so I’m not crazy lmao. Really though, is Danny being controlled by the Nutcracker army? And is the one with the white cap the leader of the army? SHANE WE NEED YOUR CONSPIRACY TALENT

they had children

K P O

I'd say more a week

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@@BeannMatudan no one is questioning this?

cause it 100 percent was

Only took me 6 days

@@xx4wrld LMAOOOOOOOO

W-wait I'm not ready to be santa...no-uuuuuuuu

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MoMo MSP here’s a tip you can just skip step 3 and 4 by resisting arrest

there is more than one?!?

Slides off...so that's worse

*santa died from fall damage*

Im Okay lol 😂😂

wouldn't snow cushion the fall? how did he even die from that??? he drinks gallons of milk yet his bones are as fragile as a chip.

Lol

سلام سلام همگی سلام

Underrated line ngl

Honestly Danny left out a lot of good lines from the movie

@@shouen_f u

...you mean Santa Clause 2?

Venom xD

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I have many of my own RU-vid Christmas traditions. I also love Mr. Nightmare’s Christmas videos, and I watch them over the holiday seasons too.

Yes

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well hi d'angelo-

I love your vids

I never thought I'd see you here

Hell yea he did

If you happen to see an old dude with a giant white beard partying in Vegas, keep your mouth shut

Yea that's what I thought XD

Lol