The Worst Internet Gun Fails #10 - The Darwin Awards 

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It’s always hard to choose, all such amazing Darwin Award contenders!

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More accurately it's like blaming a pencil for writing disgusting disgusting fanfiction.

That's exactly why usa needs a system to control who should be able to own a gun or not. Just some papers and controls about psy state. If americans want to keep their guns they need to accept some form of control. It would greatly help their cause.

If you hand a lot of people pencils, you will have a lot of spelling mistakes. Especially if you don't teach them to write!

@@mpauls85 it’s the same as if you hand a hammer to someone who doesn’t know how to use it. It’s a tool, if you don’t know how to use it mistakes will be made.

That's a good analogy. The gun is a tool but the person behind it is making a mistake in using said tool. Jokes aside for a moment, throughout history it's always been people that's the problem, the gun (the tool) doesn't know right from wrong but people do. I'll always laugh at idiots doing stupid things and immediately regretting it, same with loud mouth, chested-out wackos that get knocked the fuck out I love to see it.

And after he shot, making sure the gun was safe.

@@thejudge8691 its more of he did everything he was legally required to do in most states.

@@thejudge8691 and will Turn out just like Kyle's did.

@@thejudge8691 This didn't happen in Portland, once the police confirmed the details of the incident, the shooter was released without being charged.

@@thejudge8691 only in a place like Kenosha or Portland.

Sounded like a two year old with a boo boo 😂😂

Yeah calling for mommy to save him idiot

The consequences of one's actions doesn't show up lubed.

From boyz in the hood turned into wannabe-coolz in the apartment

He went full Eric Cartman

Then he died

@@thomasmills3934Proof?

@@apunishedmannamed2473he says it in the video

@@jacob6088 he never said he died lol

@@xNightmareA7X He said that he won darwin award, so either he died, or he lost ability to reproduce

Badass hall of fame.

@@Koozomec Did you miss the firing of the pipe-gun? From 4 ft. away!

@@waltergladden15 Oh i saw it too my Dude. That was cool but the outcome was unwanted. The flashbang was intended and worked flawlesly. That's why i prefer the later. Take care.

@@waltergladden15 There's stupid-but-badass, then there's just badass. Both are great.

Jesus the balls on this guy 😆

Please god if I'm ever shot dont let me start yelling "ow ow OWWWW"

Lmao. Sounded like two cats fighting. So weird cause he portrayed himself to be quite the badass.

I found it somehow soothing - perhaps because he worked so hard to earn what he got. 🙂😎👍

Feels like an early viral video. Like tourettes man or Darth maul kid. love the way he flopped over into the gutter

Like a bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Plus it sounds like it was on a shopping street or near restaurants, so there's a risk of hitting bystanders. He knew his target and what was behind it.

​@@TransistorBased I think more like he DIDNT know what was behind him and didnt wanna risk that

Yeah but now it'll become a legal problem, and the attacker can sue for damages, given the right judge, jury and prosecution, the defending shooter in that last part could get screwed over big time, when I was in high-school back in 2001 or 2002 our dare officers even said if given a choice between shooting to kill or to injure, every one of those officers said shoot to kill, it's less paperwork in the end and there is nobody to testify against you as an injured party, they did stress the fact to avoid unnecessary loss of life but if you feel the need to draw a firearm in fear of your own life then follow through to the end, or don't even think about carrying or pointing a firearm to begin with, the simple act of feeling threatened enough to have to pull a firearm is enough for most cops to understand the loss of life from an assailant, of course they need all the info for reports and stuff, but most generally it is an easy proof of self defense for most situations, it would be interesting to find out exactly how the rest of that evening played out, with cops and legal stuff...

@RodneySizemore-uf4yu I'm fully aware of this, but still an honorable choice

honestly i half think he was trying to lower the gun to try and not kill the man outright.

And it also helps folks laugh that like seeing idiots get what they deserve

He was given many outs but he decided to pick the final one.

Except in the hellholes of liberal states. In Hawaii, where I lived for 5 years, the shooter would absolutely have been charged. He could have retreated and could have tried at least tried to get away by outrunning the idiot, which under Hawaii law says he is defending himself! Of course here in any sane state that was about perfect!

@@andycole5957 if attacker really had a knife. it's better to be charged and not unalived

That and what could be behind him if the bullet goes thru.

He shouldnt have been aiming for his head to begin with.

@@enigma9789 People sometimes get smart when they look down the barrel of a gun, not so much when it's pointed lower; Some aspect of self preservation regarding the importance of one's head.

@@enigma9789 If you have to defend yourself you can aim wherever you see fit. Only downside to aiming at his head is there is a good chance of a miss.

@@interstellarrock9713 exactly, so why point at the part you might miss? I wouldnt chance it. Point at the chest where you are going to shoot.

Calgary how he was so tough one second then wailing the next🤣

As much as I want to agree with you, I feel in this case he was more scared shitless but did not learn a thing before meeting St. Peter. We've truly raised a generation of people who just do not learn, even seconds before death.

A common sound on Donut's page.

@@LikePhoenixFromAshes to my knowledge he actually lived

Truly that is the sound of a man who reached the "found out" portion of fuck around find out

I completely agree, In fact when I saw the original video of this on Reddit years ago, I said essentially the same thing.

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This is amazing and I hope Brandon sees it lol

LOL 100% agree

@@kylewise3111 I upvoted in support of that; hope others do, too. He ought to be immortalized for his anti-gun (unless it's making him money) stances and the safety failures he demonstrated....kind of like the irony of Joseph-Ignace Guillotin, an avid opponent of the death penalty being associated with the device he deemed "less cruel". (Though he was not executed by it himself, contrary to various internet "fact lists".)

This is a fantastic idea! Hopefully Brandon sees this.

Yes please.

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And having learned his lesson the first time he swore never to make that mistake agaaaaaaiiin...

"Your Honor, the craftsmanship of the explosive was superb. Calling it homemade is an insult."

You mean his recoilless pipe gun.

Mans went out the genepool like a bitch lmfao

Oh, I booked my one-way ticket to hell from all the dark humor memes and jokes I laugh at. This was no exception!

I've been out over 25 years and I'm just now getting comfortable putting my hands in my pockets.

I feel so fucked up for laughing, but the way the stalker-drug addict-harrasser-nutjob started wailing in the curb just made my day lmao

"Shoot me Ni**a! Shoot me!" Skater boy, Kenosha, 2020. Winner of a Darwin Award, convicted kid diddler.

When keeping it real… goes wrong

@@riograndedosulball248 wrong Pedophile racist and skateboard guy are 2 seperate people he ended rodsenbaum tried to get to the police line in the process was hit from behind by old English definition of happy skateboarder and while on the ground the now one armed wonder gauge grosscoits aimed his unlicensed hand gun at kyle who promply disarmed him lets say TDR this is not something to flipenty get wrong

@@riograndedosulball248 That wasn't Skater boy, skater boy "found out" later.

He reaches for his phone. Probably called for emergency services immediately.

dude prolly died

Yesh. Watching waste of skin stiffen up and whine like that after being such a big tough guy seconds before will always be comedy gold. Straight out of a cartoon. Kudos to the guy with a gun who still called for medical help and reported what happened.

Tbh I don't think his consciousness was ready but that sub consciousness was fucking ready to go

I was laughing. I think I need help but I sure as hell don’t got the money and time for it.

sus name

Train for the day you hope never happens.

Adrenaline is a funny thing.

My lifelong sentiments exactly!

Bloke was at a Hungry Howie's, not a Little Caesers

He is a professional, folks!

He got nominated twice in one video

Legend

That, mate, involved a grenade, cool flash and a bang... but it was NO FLASHBANG.

Yup, that earned a good chuckle and a huge grin.

Lets go BRANDON!

BUT he never made the exact same mistake twice...yet. So, there's still hope.

We gotta know all of the situations like what happens when my bike hits gravel doing 30mph whilst braking 😂 I fall over and twist my bars 😂😂

One day maybe the Darwin awarder receives a Darwin award...

Man it takes a lot to feel these days

definitely. Theres some countries with WAY more guns than the US and they dont have (many) shootings at all. i feel like it’s mainly the gun culture of america and the poor management of mental healthcare and increasing poverty, etc etc

@@eliashaynes3663 mental health is heavily underplayed. No one sound of mind would commit the atrocities we see here in the USA more often than I can stomach

@@okay8136 Culture isn’t biological from the start. It is Geographical and socioeconomic, then SOMETIMES biology plays a part, not physically but mentally and emotionally. By culture, I think people refer to mental stability and socioeconomic status. The poor will do anything to become successful, including violent crime. After that comes mental health. America has some of the most violent, and some of the most depressed people around. Combine that with the sheer amount of guns in the country, and it is easy for the wrong person to get their hands on one, legally or not.

It isn't a gun issue or a cultural issue. It's a mental health issue. People who are not mentally sound should not be allowed anywhere near a firearm. Doesn't matter the race or culture.

@@squillz8310 Meanwhile, in Iceland, a very gun-loving country, they rarely have shootings or commit violent crimes. A 2020 census found that Iceland is 93% Icelandic the most significant ethnic minority is Poles who make up 3% of the population. Iceland also ranked the 4th happiest country in 2018. But I'm sure this is all a coincidence.

Just pure "babushka is gonna kill my idiotka ass"

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I like the fuse was just long enough for him to side eye the camera like "Whelp".

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literally anyone with any level of first-aid training knows that :/ which that marine would've had...he's also the type that originated the crayon-eater marine jokes. Just goes to show, military doesn't need INTELLIGENT people, they just need bodies...

The battery in a vohm meter is only needed to test current unless you also need it to power the display. However it still doesn't supply voltage to the probe. So unless you have a good source, I'm calling BS

@@Firedrake1313 it is impossible to measure the resistance of a resistor without applying a voltage across it! similarly it is impossible to measure continuity without applying a voltage and it is equally impossibly to measure the capacitance of a capacitor without applying voltage to it

@@Firedrake1313 Source, my AP physics teacher

It's not the volts that kill you. It's the amps. It only takes 0.1 amps to stop human heart.

Experience is the best teacher. Witnessing other people's experience is a close second.

It's always more effective to gun-safe a kid than to kid-safe a gun, and erasing the mystery of guns is the best first step.

@@Stevarooni this statement right here. Everyone listen in.

Same here. This is super helpful on showing the consequences of ignoring the rules.

DONT LET HIM HOLD YOUR GUNS LOL😮

Damn :( as a father that would be the worst feeling ever. Sorry if you had to see that and same to the emts

I hate these social media trends so much. I can hear crying of her parents.

Need to educate children not to do dangerous thing for internet fame, this is become more and more frequent

@@faizazman7797 I don't understand it at all. She's not even good famous. Everyone is laughing at her and calling her a dumbass. That's not the kind of fame you should even want in the first place!

I'm pretty libertarian for the most part, but TikTok is an absolute cancer eating the heart and brains out of Western civilisation and I hate the fact that so many kids and teens have utterly unsupervised access to it.

Bro same 😂

Did you ever get to shotgun shooting? They cover it a bit more due to you having to do skeet shooting.

I don't know man, they told me not to point guns at myself. I listened until the benis meme. I've been pretty good. Lmao

Nah, didn't get into shotguns. I did archery instead.

Same

That last clip was beautiful, provided everything Brandon said was real.

There's a reason the Uk is way more violent than the us

If the perp had been black, the shooter would be in prison.

The Darwin Award winner had a knife that became visible at his waist when his hoodie was removed according to other commenters who dug deeper into the incident, that law abiding citizen would have been stabbed to death.

I feel like a psycho saying this but his screams are way too entertaining and I want them as a ringtone

Since he was being stalked by the Darwin Award "winner", I hope he finally has peace!

Sadly for our shooter, I'm sure he spent some time in mental anguish, not to mention the months long ordeal of defending himself in court depending on what state he's in

There's no "minimizing" a gun shot at a person, and there's no shooting someone without the intent to "kill." Stay wherever you're at, homie.

@@JJ-xw8sv With self defense rounds for sure. They are meant to possibly not exit and do as much damage as possible. Our bodies are packed with all kinds of vital organs. Some will end you faster than slower. The man attacking was not so smart. A head shot might not have ended him. Pure sarcasm, not legit saying to do it. Besides, anyone with half a brain knows how hard that shot is. Never actually try it.

Arizona has CAs (County Attorneys) not DAs (district Attorneys). And if the Maricopa County Attorney even thought about prosecuting this she'd be out on her ass in the next primary.

Yeah. Guy pretty much asked for it

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

FAAFO.

And squeal like a bitch.

The Darwin award winner screaming like a little bitch at the end made me laugh a bit. Does that make me a bad person? (Rhetorical question; I actually don't care because it was funny as hell)

Apathy is oddly enough the more exhausting option, but it is getting harder to be empathetic 90% of the time. Nurse here.

Why I never got into the medical field. I believe in natural selection and humans should be no different because we have feelings of empathy and apathy.

I take it your empathy is tested everyday?

Thank you for your service during these last three years. Really.

@@wynchell.abanes Thanks, but I have to admit that I've only been actually practicing for part of that. Don't want to go full "stolen valor" or anything, lol

That or they are an accounting auditor ha.

Also the fact that he relies on other people instead of just his own experience and intuition

As an actual professional safety man, I respect this.

I genuinely think that should be a mandatory lesson in modern schools.

That is very good demo of the blanks though!

I was in high school in the 80s, and had a way cool physics teacher. He invited a friend from the National Guard to bring a wargame M16 and laser harness to our class. My teacher ran around outside our class wearing the harness and we students got the chance to shoot the teacher. It was simultaneously the coolest and most Darwin thing I ever did in highschool.

I joined the cadets growing up '09-'11 and on exercise my CO loaded 1 blank round into an SA80 and shot one of those black plastic canteens with it point blank. Thing was decimated and served as a clear demonstration of why we have those big yellow bfa's strapped to the end of the barrel. He also shot a few canteens with live rounds on range day which is less relevant but rare here in UK. Good fun.

I thought the boy scouts and schools had a gun and shooting club.

only problem is when the leading cause of death for children and teens is firearms, youve got a problem with both :/

And it's why I very much advocate for people to being allowed to legally own guns without hoolahoop levels of bullshit to go through. Sure it's fair if you need a basic certificate that shows you're competent for owning and firing such a weapon. Like how you need a driver's License before you're allowed to drive a car. And since there's retardo-ricardo out there that thinks 'huh huh, funny boint gun and benis' or be gangsta and wave around a live-round chambered gun with the most limb-wristed grips ever.... yeah some competent people needs to be armed to help make sure those lunatics dun go 'time to kill some people' and be able to do so without anyone being able to defend themselves.

@@itspuff3861 aaaaaaa....those numbers are BS. Anyone can pick the ages that will give them the numbers they are looking for. Remember, gangsters, criminals, suicides are engaged in violence or dealing with mental illness. Try again!

@@itspuff3861 and dumb firearms shenanigans are a.... ding ding ding... culture problem.

​@@gfimadcat so why not make rules for said culture problems not get their hands on firearms?

I had an uncle that always told me don't take a knife to a gun fight

no, you just shoot them in the back before they can do anything about it... gun cant save you from that...

Don’t throw rocks when they’re throwing beans

Not just America sad to say we have similar issue with knife crime in UK, knife crime and to some extent gun crime follows similr pattern to US mainly out of control young lads (usually with no fathers at home) getting involved with gangs and running amuck.

How long have you been exploring the gun advocate channels, because almost all of them have stated some variation on that at some point. Armed Lawyers, Armed Scholar, Colion Noir, Demolition Ranch, Garand Thumb, Guns & Gear, Langley Outdoor Academy, TFB TV, and many others are on that list.

What kind of cultural and societal problem? Also isn't guns part of American culture, so doesn't that make guns a problem by default?

@@tmac8396 Have followed Akguy for a year or 2 roughly, started following mainly after forgotten weapons a problem ak. Have watched some of the others odd times the main reason I say it a culture issue not related to guns is as I mentioned in one of the comments I made on here is in the UK we see a similar thing happening with knife crime the infamous one being London but it's happening in other areas of the country like Manchester. As a technical guy being interested in machines of all types including guns is how I came here really. If you wish a view which I share on this issue try having a look at lotuseaters. Sargon of Akkad of old and his crew have covered the issue in regard to Western attitudes towards young men especially in the media. Please don't think me rude but I am going to bed 6:30 rise and shine looms! Will answer further questions if I can tomorrow. Bfn oj

@@endless_limes The problem is new owners that weren't taught how to properly handle a firearm can buy one. Go take a safety class, save a life or prevent an accident.

That wasn't a fake grenade. That was a real grenade. A flashbang grenade. Just because it's not a fragmentation grenade doesn't mean it's not a grenade.

Original was also done as demonstration by 715 team

im going to shamelessly plug my video regarding the grenade lmao ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-MxH6oVUKHg0.html

Wait so Flashbangs COULD have burnt down the Dorner cabin.....and the Branch Davidians?!?!

@theknightwhosaysNO yea it could’ve

@AnonymousNoname i am genuinely fucking surprised you didn't sober back up into pure anger after having a fucking flashbang detonated at your feet

rip cadet apple, he was a good man

@@andreboily8645 he really took one for the team.

A 22 blank won't explode an apple from 2 feet away.

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@@ParadigmUnkn0wn you're right, exaggeration on my part. In reality, was well within a foot, to stimulate the range it would be when held at the ready in the rear ranks. In either case, best case scenario, misses everyone completely. Not as great a case scenario, it hits the white top on the cadet in front of you. Worst case scenario, you hit the poor guy's head. When you're within arms reach of the person in front of you, even a blank can be lethal.

I don't think you understand what a Darwin Award is

The Darwin awards videos are more nominations for potential darwin awards. Brandon didn't get a Darwin award, as he's not dead, and unless my assumption is wrong, his rod and balls are still in one piece, again, if my assumption is correct. The winner of the Darwin award is basically anyone that dies through stupidity or gets a high-speed vasectomy. Merely doing stupid sh*t with a gun or explosive doesn't get you a Darwin award unless you actually managed to do one of those two things.

Yep, Brandon only gave himself (earned) a Nomination < Peanut gallery where you clap politely for the Actual Winner of the Award (last clip).

I mean Angry Cops kinda made sure he did….or else

I did like how he knew that was a sketchy result and stood up and checked himself for injuries.

"You get what you f***in' deserve!" comes to mind.

@@spiderboy8062 no kidding

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

I do kinda feel bad for the guy. Getting shot is just a bad time no matter who you are. And it sounds like this guy had some real problems, so it’s sad that it ended like this rather than him getting the help he needed to become a better person. That said, I still laughed at his squealing.

@@Lukusprime dad moment

I thought the same thing!

It’s super impressive, considering he could’ve legally made sure his problem was sprung from this mortal coil and he still would’ve been fine.

He whacked him straight to the pelvic bowl; the way he dropped is characteristic of it.

Attacker still died

I'd say pelvic shot still looks alot better in court than a executioner style head shot🤷🏻

he ended up sounding like an alley cat in heat. Fitting because he is probably about as smart

@@skippypeanutbutter9136 Was,past tense.

Honestly none of that even matters. He still would be justified. Any person trying to challenge me to a fight at 5:30 am in front my house is for sure a psycho and someone I do not want to fight.

@@johncena-hq1ti Yea it was the appropriate amount of force pretty much regardless of context, unless the context was it was all a joke or something. Now whether that's legally the appropriate amount of force might vary from state to state depending on stand your ground laws or whatever but on just a human rights level if someone is assaulting you and you try to back away and tell them to leave, AND they know you have a gun but won't cease hostilities, it's time to put a bullet in them.

@@johncena-hq1ti but your john cena you could just throw em in a nearby storm drain.

and thats why you should allways have a speech prepared in advance when receiving an award of any kind

Sounded like if Mario got shot 🤣

He died, right?

@@nikola12nis yes

That was not a "but a scratch" or "flesh wound". At least he didn't catch four bullets to call this draw. Monty Python stuff.

And fired once and immediately stopped firing the exact moment the threat, stopped being a threat.

I had the feeling that he went for his balls after being called a P...

@@SilverStarHeggisist especially taking into account that lethal shots would be cheaper in the lon run too

That action prolly got him in prison if the DA jumped on it ' if you took the time to shift your aim you weren't fearing for your life blablabla'

@@lonniecombs7431 "did not want you to jump me for murder, just for self defence" argument probably would work for that

And even lowered his shot to not instantly press the forbidden off button. GG to that guy, could have easily taken the shot at his dome, but still tried to do minimal damage.

For those interested there is analysis of the last guy on the Active Self Protection channel at the following link: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-UJBGkbehCQE.html

@@kylewise3111 I think his intention was more to guarantee that he hit. A headshot at that range is difficult and he might've missed, at which point the other guy would've attacked him

@@filmandfirearms I mean, at that distance he might as well have placed the muzzle on the attacker's forehead, he would not be missing. definitely lowered his stance to make a less messy scene

@@riograndedosulball248 agreed, he didn't want to kill the man, the move and restraining order makes that clear. I'll bet the attacker has a mental condition, like schizophrenia, and the defender was aware of this

Yeah I noticed it looks like he chose to shoot the guy in the torso instead. Maybe hoping he would not kill him.

@@Vulkanprimarch Or, most likely, he knows that aiming at center mass is more likely to hit the target.

@@TheTundraTerror I'm just going off all his choices and body language. He looked like he was doing the most to not shoot him. And maybe he also didn't want to kill him. But maybe I am wrong and he aimed center mass for better chance of hit and follow up shots.

you would think so but that's not true. there is only one reason so use deadly force and that is to kill. you can actually be sued for attempting to shoot to wound. i learned about several cases while getting my CJ degree.

@@T0tenkampf Yeah but we don't know this guy's level of experience or familiarity with the law. Also the human instinct not to harm others is a well documented effect even on trained soldiers. But what you are saying could be right and I could be wrong.

From tiger to little kitty in the blink of a muzzle flash😏

Don’t be ashamed, this sound was very satisfying

Ngl dude sounded like a stuck pig. Made me cringe, but he basically asked for it.

Yeah we're going to hell laughing.

@@brokeandtired Huh? Why would we?

I'd say it's idiots that's spoiling us with gun fails😂

AK daddy never disappoints

Stupid people do seem to be getting more common... Or rather have better access to cameras and internet.

It’s sad that there’s so much to show Also he’s said culture problem but it’s more of a stupid problem

Keep em coming. There is no shortage of idiots these day's so something tells me content won't be hard to find. 🤣

That being said audio systems that can adequately reproduce gun shots are really something that is missing from the store shelves.

Idk.... My headphones produced that flash bang sound pretty effectively. My tinnitus is overriding just about everything right now.

Many years ago, I attended a play set during the Second World War II. The last act called for the use of a prop gun (which I'm pretty sure was a Makarov), which besides being adapted to fire blanks, was using cartridges downcharged as much as possible (during the very first show, it FTE'd on the second to last round, which was fine, because the actor that was supposed to be fake bleeding was fake bleeding and it was supposed to be empty anyways). In part, it was the relatively small space they had to work in, but even with the reduced charges, it was still astoundingly loud.

Morons who take all of their gun info from movies. They are likely the same kind of fools who think supressors are real-life "silencers".

An armshot is more of a safe-area, because usually you can raise that limb up above your head to lower the overall bleeding.

In blanks the casing can break off and act like a projectile while it's not aerodynamic a piece of casing traveling near the speed of a bullet at point blank is deadly

"Just taze him in the gun, duh!"

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "Dude." You mean *dudette.*

It's like Cartman trying to fight Kyle, and crying like a baby after getting hit exactly once.

It was over dramatic af, but that was obvious from the beginning that dude is extra

@@YukiA816 He died; so probably not that over dramatic. I think it grazed his heart? Can't remember though, quite an old video, and I might be thinking of Huber on the heart think. I for sure remember this dude died too.

@@Rspsand07 I was also basing it on the background given. The accusations of theft, having to go to rehab, and what he was saying while trying to fight the guy. No accountability and over dramatic and it caused his death. No sympathy from me

He did tell the other guy to, "Do it" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Agreed.

Because it was fucking hilarious, the scream was somewhere between that of a wet cat and a 4 year old who fell over.

It was such hilarious, I watched this scene at least 10 times, can't stop laughing, I even showed it to my father

hurhur watch people suffer is funni hurhur

Ah, 10 million dollars worth of freedom.

Gamers

"We celebrated... But they celebrated harder!"

And this reminds me of the (probably not true) story of some cops out and about with the radar gun when a fighter jet was flying by pretty low, and they thought it would be funny if they clocked the jet. It caused the radar gun to malfunction so they had to get it looked at. When they wrote to the nearby air force base and complained about their radar gun being out of commission, they got a reply along the lines: "Be happy our pilot was quick to override counter measures before the jet could automatically fire a HARM missle at the radar."

@@KaeYoss I haven't heard that story yet

The story with the dummy grenade made me remember when I went to Cambodia. There is a army base where you can pay to shoot guns, rocket launchers etc. I payed for a grenade. Because of language problems I wasn't sure if it was real. So the general stands next to me and tells me to trow it at some objesct about 10 yards away. I pull the pin and trhpw it. It makes the hissing sound and the general excitingly tells me to dug. But he's just standing there. So I called his bluff and did'nt move. And it just went, puh! Pop. We all laughed.

He has the adrenal gland of a 175 year old man.

wait, are y'all telling me that no one else carries a flashbang as part of their edc?

Starting to compete with Edwin. It's all science.

It's all fun and games until you have a failure that results in a video that you can't post.

"how close can I get to an explosion while wearing flip flops" FTFY

from what i read, he got it, he died minutes after from internal bloodlost.

@@jesusvera7941 What was the name of the incident as I wish to find out more but don't know what to search?

I was eating and I had to stop with a mouthful of food to laugh at that one 😂

Probably a little but i'm right there with you lmao

Holy crap, I just posted the same thing a half hour ago! IDGAF, it was funny, that guy wanted to get shot.

Considering what we learned about the man, no, you’re good.

Idk man, it hurt me to hear him screaming in genuine pain

yeeeessssss, the ever so gratifying screams of some dumbass who thinks he’s tougher than a bullet

tru that would set any one strate

It was more a go to sleep call

i was laughing a little to hard im going to hell

I'd be standing there thinking .... "Should I put it out of its missery?"

You might be strong but no one is stronger than bullet

People u ironically believe you should have a code of honor and expect people physically incapable of fighting to square up with criminals

I mean the guy without a gun was bigger around than the little guy who was wearing a puffy vest! I mean he had to have outweight him buy at least 50 lb! But the little guy was supposed to square up and and fight it out. With a crazy guy who out weighed him by 50 lb? Hell no . shoot that piece of crap and be done with it

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He did everything right. The instigator was given multiple outs, but he decided to pick the final one. Also, glad you didn't have to use your gun. I don't think it's ever easy even if you are legally and morally justified.