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Creme Sodie 900 like

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@@user-wk2gi5cp9y why are you subscribed to belle delphine, simp?

Do fruits have gender. Is it gay if I nevermind.

@Annoying Jerk You're not annoying enough Mr Jerk.

@Super Lard brain You've changed your username Mr Jerk.

wtf is happening here

wtf happened here

wtf happens here

;)

. *kinky*

*smacc*

I think I've seen that one somewhere before.

Fap Fap Fap *Wet Raspberry Noise* MMM... Tastes like Nutella...

Well said

Agreed

Couldn't have said it better myself

I gave that rock to him when we were kids as a symbol of our friendship.....I can’t believe he gave it away for cigarettes

Jokes aside, what the fuck are they going to do with a rock.

Dragon's Den is a TV show where people pitch their dumb business/product ideas to some investors.

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It's like British Shark Tank

trying hard to get over 10 minutes :^)

@@MrSchplingle79 Whilst that makes it easier for them to understand, Shark Tank is technically American Dragon's Den.

There was one kid shot up the kindergarten but used that. I was pretty mad at him but when he pulled out that card I couldn't help but clap.

SleepyMeowstic112002 that’s called buying the card

You may get out of jail, but you're still going to court and then to prison.

Coconut? :O

No, you buy the Roblox gamepass 'Unjail Free'. Trust me, it works. Worth every penny.

606, three more likes (I’m so immature)

3 likes needed at this point (663 when i liked this)

I need an episode 2 of this

Damn, wish I knew fuck all about Dragon's Den or what the fuck a telecoms mogul is. Or Peter. Or Debra. Or the other guy.

@@ArcanineEspeon I think dragons den is like shark tank and a telecoms mogul is someone who owns telecoms businesses or something

c;

"they don't let you leave"

It is, I've heard they eat snow sandwiches with ice as bread. Tasty!

HAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEE

That's cold of you to say

You can always read up on it.

Honestly it makes me proud to be british.

@@typ2679 yeah, I'm glad I'm British.

I can’t imagine not knowing what the John Lewis advert is, and just sitting there listening to them crack up for a full minute

So, you want to be America's Bitch?

I am going to smoke some tea

Lancelot V Sounds dope, can i join?

Ur pic is so white that I just had to drink pumpkin spice latte

Mf Tripz xD

@leDankus what about Tokyo bay

Plot twist its the jail for pedos

You'll get free health care tho its a win win

Isn't prison just free room healthcare and food

@@choosegamingfps2032 I mean yeah, it kinda is

Why did they threaten the kids with a better location

Where Do You Live?

Pasco County, FL

@@VincentFarides1776 makes sense

and they're right

@@VincentFarides1776 lol

'Murican bootleg dragons den.

the 10 minute mark mate

Bootleg? I'd say it was pretty spot on.

@@Pippaqueenofdumb The the the the the

Yes, this must happen

Us floridians aim to please

Florida Man, the hero we need, the hero we don't deserve.

YES I APROVE

There's an entire subreddit for it

Just a voice over of actual episodes and their own stupid shit would be absolutely hilarious.

So it's basically a British rip off of Shark Tank?

Trey Walker You wot mate? Riff-off? Dragon’s den was released four years before Shark Tank was lmao

@@copycatz1361 'Muricans: DRAGONS DEN IS SHARK TANK RIP OFF WAAAAAAAA Dragon's Den: * was released in 2005 while Shark Tank was released in 2009 Wow pro gamer move, 'Muricans lmao

hahaha lmao

⭐⭐ I came here of an evaluation of a SootHouse episode. The first two stars were fine, but then the author started to deviate in the chosen icons, and I think they are trying to hack my browser.

Laetitian Madhatter it was a 2 out of five. In the same format you gave a 0 out of 2.

⭐️⭐️ I came to this reply section expecting people to appreciate the comment. First reply was great but the second one clearly did not get the joke the first reply made.

Thats a thing?

There's always a thing for everything now

Yup! I left one on the pacific because of how fucking terrible it is, worst ocean ever, 0 stars

Jotaro Kujo gave some reviews on oceans.

@@nonomen6665 Yes, It is time to the owner do a renovation on the ocean. They don't pay any attention to their establishment, how many years has passed without any maintenance in it? It is always dirty and all.

Dans DeadInside i think charlie should be the only dragon

Dans DeadInside i reckon hed be quite good at negotiating

???lauren you make a convincing point

yall r sleeping on jack tbh i bet he’d tear it up in the boardroom

very arigatoful shít man let's just get all of Soothouse to be dragons instead

Mers That sounds like a medieval fantasy-themed porno.

That means you watch too much of it then, buddy.

can we get one more like 666 iluminati confirm

I want to know who George picked. lol

Uterjelly And you don't watch enough of it, homeslice.

best part imo

They could parody Top Gear on ice and I wouldn't be surprised.

had to get to 10 minutes

🎶"Dejavu, ive seen these replys before"🎶

No, that was the video.

And what are their busy hours?

Rena Kunisaki good question

"Customers usually spend about 20 to life here, depending on parole"

I spent 23 years for 3 counts of vehicular manslaughter and coordinated attacks against children

@@Liam-zg2ip understandable, have a nice day

I've only seen one person say that

who was made before what?

They're made by the same people

>To all the "Americans" Teach me this ability to instantly discern a person's nationality through text using only arbitrary logic alone.

@@ChrrolloDI If you read a bit further, he is only talking to the Americans claiming Dragon's Den is a rip off.

Frickfrock The crock what did it say before it got changed?

0 0 f I don’t remember I think I spelled something wrong

Eat crossiant

​@@lennygirlthetruesavvysavag2410 Eat pant.

How?

@@Periwinkleaccount it says "alex baldwin" in the review screenshot

@@pinkiepielunagirls4541 But who’s Alex Baldwin? I found stuff about a guy called Alec Baldwin going to prison, but I didn’t find anything about whoever Alex Baldwin is.

Elliott Piker yo Sorrow TV Think about it

It's the soothouse

690th like

Question: what does 'shanked' mean?

ima airplane stabbed in uk slang

ima airplane It's when you share snacks with your inmate

@@imaairplane708 It's not exactly uk slang, but a shank and stab is very different. A stab is sort of like a deep, deep, poke. A shank is basically a really quick poke about 4-7 times

Better question why does it sound like they are disappointed about not being shamked more

It wasn't clit

Why?

@@cyberqueen201 this is pretty irrelevant now but take a look at that name

Literally says a sentence normally Everyone: laugh hysterically

yes that is what it says good job

Indeed, i too saw the thumbnail.

@@BananaLizard That thumbnail had me dying. 😂

It really wasnt

Litn't

I s THAT *C H L O E*

I thiINK *IT IS*

@@wayward_clique9309 *Y E S*

the FBI agent who monitors your game progress

This is where Chloe goes if you set her free at the end

Chad McStacy aw fuck sake😂 gotta tell NASA to eliminate you

@@wildcard.- r/wooosh

Morgan Dignowity Australia isn’t real lol

@@artezui Double woosh

wait isn't Australia like South Canada

CactusTeam is it CLEAN

no get your own

No C O K E

painfully unfunny, disliked

I gotchu

Yes,The God must be crazy.The God must be crazy,The God must be crazy,classical,remembering and comedy during the early 80's still laughing,laughing and laughing daily.weekly and monthly at all.Cheers to all.

@@inakakunam nuthouse for you

+Tyler McDonald :-(

His brain is fried from those animes on his channel. Dangerous stuff, hope my kids don't touch them.

Yes, he should be very lucky. God should be messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, messy, scary and scary. God must be stupid, useless, unusual, remember the first 80 minutes, laughs, laughs, laughs, every day, every week and every month. Greetings

_6TheOtakuArtist_

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Prisons are called "sing sings"

I was picturing more of a _Jailhouse Rock_ situation...

No the Chain gangs

Someone should like make an edit where nobody laughs at anybody's jokes and it's just super awkward

EmptyHouse

That's just called SorrowTV

@@RaphCSGO No..?

No.

YEAH- no wait

YEAH

*ERECTION*

CONGESTION

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM

We did but then they decided to make their own country.

Mate you just copy pasted one of the top comments...

Holy shit people are telling me my comment is copy pasted from a top comment... and I thought it was original, than I looked and saw a top comment posted an hour before mine with pretty much the same premise as mine... I seriously didn't notice and now... my whole life is completely useless... seriously man IF ONLY I WAS EARLIER.......

Well you do bring the propane

Card44 remember dude you can’t have the same ideas as someone else or else you copied them!

I doooo. I'm Dutch and I get most of the references. But only because I had a boyfriend from Yorkshire, and I like Britain so pay automatic attention when I read or hear something about it.

You are very right

English isnt my first language and understnad everything m8

Youre wrong you just need to not be american

I know enough gavinisms to get me through this.

This, please!

"-£199,995" *gets offers from all five dragons*

Isn't there a game like that? Snake oil or something? It'd be fun to hear them play.

Haha

1.5/10 not clean enough

11/10 so much water. Stay hydrated bois

Man, that water doesn't look clean.

It wasn't lit?

That joke is dead

ah yes, as a British person i get all of these

Telecoms Mogul, Peter.

PogChamp

fierce_berzerk pog chain

I'm German, just sitting here watching them laugh about jokes I don't get. But tbh I don't think I could use my time any better xD

Are you saying that it's unlit as in dark?

@@Felix-wq2ec I think that was the intent of the reviewer. But I'll bet prison isn't very lit in the colloquial sense either.

Why are we still here Just to suffer

it was okay

It wasn't lit, It was shit. I hate prison I was their minion A little poem for ya cause why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Ok I'll leave now..

I’m sorry I’m not British

I don't know if anyone here is, Colon. What if we all live in one large land mass and people just talk kind of funny and act different just for fun. Just like the simulations. Except this time it's worse. This time we all die in the end. Either painfully or not painfully. And we have to choose. Because the clock is ticking. There is not time to waste. We will die and go somewhere new. To a new landmass in a never-ending murder cycle of fun! Grinning Face

As a lower working classman I can tell you I also call it crimbo on the occasion.

kermit sewerside true but it's called sharks for "loan sharks" because they loan money

Whereas sharks are renowned for there cuddles right

Liam Thomas duh. ever watched baby shark do doo do do do do?

Samuel Young now that i think about it there’s good reasons for the name shark tank top ok original comment is cancelled everyone go home

kermit sewerside ever seen Pete's dragon? He's cuddly. Don't cry Morty it's ok 👌

We reached a quarter of a million subscribers

the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal

* cat in wheel chair hits ground *

David Jeffery why do you have two first names

@@idiothoe5421 why does your name sound like a fookin street mate

Joe's Gaming Channel "Met big lad Kim, seems nice fellow. Same there wasn't any food"

// Aesthetic // yeah they should do high schools tho

@@diegonapoles2469 yeah my middle school reviews are a total meme

"this school has ligma" I found it in my old school

A group of kids made a Twitter account for my old high school and kept it running for a while, it was funny as fuck... I am gonna go find it now

Underrated

Yes. Dragon's Den is Brit shark tank.

No dragons den is canadian shark tank

Yeah and it's great. Rich English people telling poor English people that their ideas are wank. Top quality telly.

Yeah the Canadian one too

No shark tank is american dragons den

Lel

Dude I don't even care that shit was fuckin. Hilarious!

Thank you! Finally! I agree, Aeris

10:04 actually

Was gonna comment the same thing.

No its a definition

NO THIS IS PATRICK

Idk wym it seem fine to me ;)

Pyro is my dad

Actually he’s recently been released, as it was mentioned on a recent video.

Well guys we did it, my dad is released from prison.

We must send his dad an L

Some Loser [insert OMFG - hello remix]

Nicki Pharis so your looking to become transgender?

@@slavicproductions7757 hell yeah, mate.

It's a correctional facility, but not that kind of correction.

@Αλέξης Ανδρικόπουλος did you read the comment thread mate