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The Worst Thanksgiving Meal Ever Made 

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Thanksgiving, a time for families to come together and eat delicious food. This Thanksgivings, Jack Scalfani, of the Cooking with Jack Show, is trying to recreate that for a soldier away from home. Key word, trying. Buckle up.
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@panqueque445
@panqueque445 Год назад
Imagine surviving a war zone only to die on the toilet to Jack's food.
@daneen2fabulous
@daneen2fabulous Год назад
LMFAO!!
@TenzyProd.
@TenzyProd. Год назад
Not on the toilet 😂😂😂
@CeilingOven.
@CeilingOven. Год назад
"Not like this..."
@taibandz
@taibandz Год назад
"I Refuse to die like this!"-Eren Jaeger
@ashleybrooke2087
@ashleybrooke2087 Год назад
Maybe it's all a ruse & the military intends to deploy Jack's food against the enemy but they have to keep that top secret since it's probably a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
@TheRealDioBrando
@TheRealDioBrando Год назад
"Gonna save time using croutons" "Gotta leave it overnight cos the croutons wont absorb" 10/10
@abyzmul
@abyzmul Год назад
I cought that too. Ingenuity at it's finest. 😂
@winning3329
@winning3329 Год назад
Croutons are very salty I know he burned his mouth with the sodium.
@mommy2libras
@mommy2libras Год назад
Holy hell. You're supposed to break them up some. When you buy Stove Top or the bad of Pepperidge Farm stuffing, it's already seasoned and is basically just small croutons already. Why tf are people thinking they're doing something "new" by using croutons?
@joelpww
@joelpww Год назад
What a time saver
@CrystalCat24
@CrystalCat24 Год назад
AND THEN FREEZE DRY IT!!! 😳💀
@CorruptedOcelot
@CorruptedOcelot Год назад
Jack: Pours in half a cup of black pepper. "Oops." Also Jack: Proceeds to add another heavy pinch of black pepper.
@sonydschx200
@sonydschx200 Год назад
😅
@ericaschaidt8588
@ericaschaidt8588 11 месяцев назад
I was hoping someone else caught that too. Lol
@teijaflink2226
@teijaflink2226 9 месяцев назад
It's so disrespectful if someone else is supposed to eat this. I think he's so lazy that he just deleted it ever happened.
@Bloodletter8
@Bloodletter8 7 месяцев назад
Oopsy poopsies
@joshuarosenblatt
@joshuarosenblatt 7 месяцев назад
That was the highlight. Gotta love Jack
@Eighty4prcnt
@Eighty4prcnt Год назад
I love that Jack's commentary on ALL of his food is "Mmm......mmmhmm that's good" he cannot describe anything in detail AT ALL. I love it
@Matthew-mf6xg
@Matthew-mf6xg Год назад
He's really not that bright. "That's good" is as far as his brain power takes him.
@crowdemon_archives
@crowdemon_archives Год назад
​@@Matthew-mf6xg he's like... I don't know if it's pride or laziness but he seems to lack intellectual curiosity or the ability to reflect and learn from mistakes.
@ori-yorudan
@ori-yorudan 11 месяцев назад
@@crowdemon_archives It's because none of his food is actually good, he just lies that it's good. You can't described all the good qualities of something in detail when no good qualities exist lmao.
@ewangoodwin1127
@ewangoodwin1127 11 месяцев назад
he might be like taste blind
@fiftysox7174
@fiftysox7174 11 месяцев назад
He thinks he's a food connoisseur but the best he can do other than "that's good" is "that's very [main ingredient]-y". Like "that's very cheesy", "mmm, so mushroomy", "aah yes, it's very buttery". Also you can often notice the faces he makes when he REALLY fucks it up. Like that nana's BBQ salad or whatever, he tasted it, visibly slightly recoiled but tried to hide it, then said he'll have another bite and the video stops just as he's about to. I'm sure he couldn't handle another bite of it.
@calessel3139
@calessel3139 Год назад
Sending one of Jack's meals to a soldier is enough to qualify for a war crime.
@ph-vf5hx
@ph-vf5hx Год назад
Or his meals should be sent to soldiers have commited warcrimes
@BravosJ
@BravosJ Год назад
@@ph-vf5hx Thanksgiving at Abu Ghraib
@Justin-A-Carter
@Justin-A-Carter Год назад
They could use the "food" as bio weaponry
@kayyjayy9930
@kayyjayy9930 Год назад
Bro ong😭
@ZERO_42069
@ZERO_42069 Год назад
That shit a hate crime
@matteosorrentino2362
@matteosorrentino2362 Год назад
Imagine being on a airbase, getting scrambled for a mission after dinner and then just violently shitting yourself inside out due to this mans folly
@Aatell764
@Aatell764 Год назад
Hahaha go home with purple heart
@xaviermccarthy
@xaviermccarthy Год назад
The shit was not honorably discharged
@endorneyodera4366
@endorneyodera4366 Год назад
@@xaviermccarthy bro, that joke (much like jack's cooking) fuckin killed me! Gg
@HOLLEYROCKSYOUTUBE
@HOLLEYROCKSYOUTUBE Год назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@High_Bread
@High_Bread Год назад
They get reprimanded for releasing mustard gas
@duncantak8367
@duncantak8367 11 месяцев назад
The fact that Jack had more than one stroke says something about his cooking. That is why he is using his left hand the most and the right one is just hanging there a bit.
@mille5913
@mille5913 10 месяцев назад
Oh poor Jack 😢 you're right about his left hand, that's so sad
@denni7173
@denni7173 9 месяцев назад
Thank you! I was wondering!
@carwashadamcooper1538
@carwashadamcooper1538 9 месяцев назад
That explains why he can't taste anything! Probably has also damaged his sense of smell.
@FlareonOW
@FlareonOW 6 месяцев назад
Nah, his food sucked well before that as well. I’d imagine that’d also part of the reason why he had said stroke tbh. If you toy around with salmonella all the time, something has to give.
@thatgoobyguy9960
@thatgoobyguy9960 4 месяца назад
​@FlareonOW It isnt just the salmonella. He dumps three cups of cheese, butter, or mayo into every dish he makes. Eating like that everyday is gonna make anyone's body work overtime
@cturtles9514
@cturtles9514 11 месяцев назад
This man is just living proof that anyone can do any job with enough misplaced confidence.
@Ugcwithluba
@Ugcwithluba Год назад
One of the most dangerous things in this world is having Jack and white meat in the same room💀
@viscountrainbows2857
@viscountrainbows2857 Год назад
All meat is red and pink around Jack, let us not speak abject disinformation here.
@noelle8016
@noelle8016 Год назад
he only cooks medium rare poultry
@DogFish-NZ
@DogFish-NZ Год назад
He can cook a chicken that can still lay eggs after
@lifeinsurance9934
@lifeinsurance9934 Год назад
@@noelle8016 rare is not the word I would use more like ahem RAW
@KNR90
@KNR90 Год назад
If he's in he room, it's pink meat
@ZANTYACS
@ZANTYACS Год назад
Surviving this meal will probably earn him another medal
@wpl955g9
@wpl955g9 Год назад
Yeah, a Purple Heart.
@josebenardi1554
@josebenardi1554 Год назад
@@wpl955g9 Goddamn, hahaha
@badeugenecops4741
@badeugenecops4741 Год назад
What medal did he get?
@birdmanhero
@birdmanhero 10 месяцев назад
Is that medal a 4th stroke?
@roninchris3679
@roninchris3679 10 месяцев назад
I know I’m 8 months late to the party. But when I saw the ‘receive a medal’ comment, I thought to myself ‘the first comment had better be a purple heart’. You did not disappoint :)
@sleepy_pandaa9472
@sleepy_pandaa9472 Год назад
We should send Jack to the front lines to cook chicken for the enemies
@kiss_my_ash
@kiss_my_ash 5 месяцев назад
...I read that as 'children' at first
@RobTheBanana
@RobTheBanana 4 месяца назад
​@@kiss_my_ash dont give him ideas, his cooking is already bad enough
@user-ux7ws7ih5d
@user-ux7ws7ih5d 3 месяца назад
That is too violent, I don't want enemies of my country suffer so much
@marcusmiro7481
@marcusmiro7481 8 месяцев назад
I'm sure plenty of people have commented this already, but just in case, the black sludge part of the video is because he never drains/rinses his canned beans. He adds the contents of the can as is. There are black beans in there, so that black color is the deep purple hue of the black bean goop mixing with the butter. I have no idea why never drains/rinses the beans. There are some rare situations where you want to keep (some of) the bean goop, but he literally never bothers cleaning his canned beans. It's definitely gross and would taste off and have a bad texture. I keep some of the bean goop sometimes when I want the extra viscosity in a dish, but otherwise it has to go.
@RoseKindred
@RoseKindred Год назад
I love how he just dumps the pepper into the bowl, realizes it is not enough, and so does a little light sprinkle. Like, let me just dust that off.
@mattnar3865
@mattnar3865 Год назад
He probably thought it would look good for the camera
@purplviking6181
@purplviking6181 Год назад
It's the cheese debacle all over
@MrMakingcake
@MrMakingcake Год назад
I'm crying right now
@DogFish-NZ
@DogFish-NZ Год назад
Welcome to the decanting with jack show
@CerpinTxt87
@CerpinTxt87 Год назад
Also he literally could've just scooped some out and cut the footage out. I dont know why people just never...fix the mistakes when they're cooking lol. Its like people think you just get one attempt.
@jamesc.e.s.4551
@jamesc.e.s.4551 Год назад
As a veteran, the crap people sent us was worrisome. I got stuff like this all the time, and it was mostly in garrison. Most of us just tossed it because we were well aware, but if Jack sent me this, I'd have saved it and showed people what almost killed me overseas. Also, the best thing ever sent to me and my fellow soldiers (save for a fleshlight and citrus Skoal), was a kindergarten class requesting we draw superheroes they'd made up. Mine was a flying kitten.
@nignamedmutt7270
@nignamedmutt7270 Год назад
I need to see these drawings lol
@jamesc.e.s.4551
@jamesc.e.s.4551 Год назад
@@nignamedmutt7270 they were all sent back.
@WereCreed
@WereCreed Год назад
Marines putting those crayons to use
@jamesc.e.s.4551
@jamesc.e.s.4551 Год назад
@@WereCreed I love that joke, but I was army.
@boredboi6279
@boredboi6279 Год назад
Why a fleshlight
@CarlVercetti
@CarlVercetti Год назад
“Sir we finished all the food and the Emergency one too!” “Soldier…it’s time. Take the REAL emergency food…” “But Sir…you mean the frozen thanksgiving lunch!?!?!?” “May God assist us”
@leonidaspereirafilho499
@leonidaspereirafilho499 9 месяцев назад
Did yóu use google translate to write this? Im not criticizing it, I just think its funny.
@largeone923
@largeone923 8 месяцев назад
Bro I'd commit cannibalism first
@joshuaward692
@joshuaward692 8 месяцев назад
Growing up my mom was ALMOST as bad of a cook as Jack. Eh, sometimes just as bad. When joined the USMC I was ready. People would have a little difficulty stomaching the food, especially the ships chow. I had years of training though. I was prepared..
@ArtjomKoslow
@ArtjomKoslow 4 месяца назад
I bet you scared the Shit out of the Chew Hall Crew by eating all their nasty Stuff without batting an Eye...
@nondisclosure3920
@nondisclosure3920 Месяц назад
My mum was the opposite when it came to cooking, she cremated everything. Once made steak where I only managed to swallow two bites cos it was so over done
@momoho11
@momoho11 Месяц назад
I went from my bio mom's cooking...... Sorry, I meant not cooking. She never cooked. She sold our food stamps for drugs. So my brother & I stole food. Then I was adopted when I was 12. I lucked out both my parents are pretty decent cooks.
@homersimpson6585
@homersimpson6585 4 дня назад
Lmao for me it’s the opposite. when I served for my country(not us army) I was used to our home cooking for probably 3-4 days I barely ate cause the food was so bland
@Turbobuttes
@Turbobuttes Год назад
Love how every single time Jack goes in for a taste of a finished dish you can see a split second in his eyes when his taste buds ping his brain going "yo wtf is this garbage" and his brain goes "SHUT UP, I'M A GOOD COOK!!"
@MrYelly
@MrYelly Год назад
This is so accurate it physically hurts
@JanetSilversides
@JanetSilversides Год назад
Exactly!!
@Virjunior01
@Virjunior01 Год назад
Every time, it's the same exact delivery of that half-assed "mmmm." Man, I've been learning and practicing all sorts of dishes for 8 years now, and even when my chicken soup is going well, I gets me happier than that. When you aren't a pro and your shit tastes good or the layers of flavor come through really well, you feel proud and invigorated. This guy makes trash and doesn't care.
@frostyelwood9898
@frostyelwood9898 Год назад
@@Virjunior01 and then he labels himself as a “good cook”
@kingleunglee
@kingleunglee Год назад
I am not sure, because he may not knows what a good food is...
@Overfloable
@Overfloable Год назад
That picture of Robert really breaks my heart. Innocent, full of ambition, hope, determination and obviously resilient and brave enough to take on anything life throws at this young soul. Only to be intestinally assaulted by the most drawn-out case of the liquids ever reported from a warzone. RIP.
@vedward3954
@vedward3954 Год назад
I feel sad for robert 😭
@styrokid404
@styrokid404 Год назад
intestinally assaulted. I’m gonna note that word.
@vedward3954
@vedward3954 Год назад
@@styrokid404 this isn't assault it's like someone is hired by hitman and giving him rat poison 😢
@DustyOrange
@DustyOrange Год назад
@@vedward3954 Digestive assassination via the death of a thousand shits?
@vedward3954
@vedward3954 Год назад
@@DustyOrange Indigestion + heartburn at advance from jack
@epresley8324
@epresley8324 Год назад
I love that he’s taste testing right above the food he’s sending
@AngryReptileKeeper
@AngryReptileKeeper 4 месяца назад
I bet he stuck that fork right back into the taters, too.
@vegantastebetter
@vegantastebetter 11 месяцев назад
Funny how he stressed SO MUCH that the veggies he was about to grill are clean. When I saw him eat raw chicken 😂
@thegreatestshowonearth7623
@thegreatestshowonearth7623 Год назад
Jack's cooking should be used by the army and the FBI as interrogation methods
@Prof.BiggusChungus
@Prof.BiggusChungus Год назад
PFC Robert S is going to be using this food to get info from terrorist
@aznanimegob
@aznanimegob Год назад
You find yourself strapped by rope to the ceiling by your wrists. A circle of masked men stares at you. Two of them move to the side to let a larger, masked man enter the circle holding a plate of medium-rare chicken wings doused in sugar and mayo. You hear the man say, "This is one of the best wings you're gonna have, trust me."
@lizardkid666
@lizardkid666 Год назад
@@aznanimegob America
@vrabo3026
@vrabo3026 Год назад
@@aznanimegob And you get the impression that the large masked man is convinced he's offering you the food as a gesture of good faith, a way to calm you down so you cooperate, but you look to the side to see other people chuckling behind him, as if they were the ones who gave him this idea, thus not understanding the true gravity of his actions.
@jacks8544
@jacks8544 Год назад
"He doesn't want to talk? Dammit. Alright we're going all out. Call Jack. Tell him we need some wings and feel free to add as many salads as he wants"
@arnold-shortsnigga
@arnold-shortsnigga Год назад
My heart goes out to poor Rob
@Realest666
@Realest666 Год назад
Bro Rob needs a new brain
@misterninetyseven2898
@misterninetyseven2898 Год назад
Nah I think Rob and Jack are government spies working for the Pentagon and the Thanksgiving meal is a chemical weapons experiment
@christy76840
@christy76840 Год назад
I hope he survived, honestly. This guy needs to find another kind of content and leave the food alone! His parents had to have seen his videos I can't believe for a second that they'd want him cooking for their child
@snake21ab
@snake21ab Год назад
@@christy76840 this men had multiple stroke, he use only 1 hand for cooking
@lykeprice9239
@lykeprice9239 Год назад
@@snake21ab 8:54 NOW THAT YOU SAID IT I CANT UNSEE IT AHHH ITS KILLING ME
@Frankflint50
@Frankflint50 9 месяцев назад
Imagine being in the military and receiving this vile jack cooking ..what a morale booster
@ArtjomKoslow
@ArtjomKoslow 4 месяца назад
I would straight up desert...
@b_w_j
@b_w_j 3 месяца назад
@@ArtjomKoslowkeep it with you to fling at an enemy, might just save you lol
@ArtjomKoslow
@ArtjomKoslow 2 месяца назад
@@b_w_j I bet that gets you a straight Flight to The Hague...
@tirididjdjwieidiw1138
@tirididjdjwieidiw1138 Год назад
if he survives jack’s cooking he could probably survive anything the enemy throws at him.
@llCoupDEtatll
@llCoupDEtatll Год назад
This right here is a villain origin story. Imagine fighting a war for YEARS, going so long without having a home cooked meal, and then this is the meal you received.
@takuandaspellen1873
@takuandaspellen1873 Год назад
Underrated comment
@emerald_grenade3788
@emerald_grenade3788 Год назад
@@takuandaspellen1873 yeah
@Argonisgema
@Argonisgema Год назад
all it takes is one bad day.
@alquimistafriki
@alquimistafriki Год назад
@@Argonisgema or in this case. A bad meal
@ax3226
@ax3226 Год назад
What war? Fake war fighting village people in Middle East. American soldiers are cowards!
@Esuerc
@Esuerc Год назад
Oh, man, can't wait to eat freeze dried beard hairs in my overly-peppery mashed potatoes.
@Realest666
@Realest666 Год назад
Bro that was like 2 cups of pepper
@BLY99
@BLY99 Год назад
@@Realest666 The funniest part was that after he added too much, he sprinkled on some more.
@Hiimreggie
@Hiimreggie Год назад
@@BLY99 gotta Pepper the pepper
@defeatSpace
@defeatSpace Год назад
@@BLY99 he had stwoke leve alone
@BLY99
@BLY99 Год назад
@@defeatSpace No.
@LoneStonerSmokes
@LoneStonerSmokes Год назад
He said, "oops" after the pepper dump but still added another pinch of more pepper right after. Also the finished tray of vegetables was different than the pre-cooked tray. The silicone Matt changed color.
@KaraTheGirlie
@KaraTheGirlie Год назад
0:11 WHEN HE TRIED THE CHICKEN ON THE PAN IN THE BEGINNING I THOUGHT IT HADNT EVEN GONE IN THE OVEN YET
@Veldrusara
@Veldrusara Год назад
That poor soldier needs a medal now for eating this... cuz eating it is bound to be one hell of a battle.
@Truecrimeresearcher224
@Truecrimeresearcher224 Год назад
Needs an award Medal Therapy Free healthcare A hug
@Veldrusara
@Veldrusara Год назад
@@Truecrimeresearcher224 And some precautionary Pepto Bismol. You know. To (maybe) make the healthcare workers' jobs easier afterward.
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL Год назад
He'll probably need medical help after this
@lightninlarry8936
@lightninlarry8936 Год назад
Dudes gonna end up with a Purple Heart and the Medal of Honor 😂
@erikstolzenberger1517
@erikstolzenberger1517 Год назад
At least a Purple Heart ^^
@Vassi_Drakonov
@Vassi_Drakonov Год назад
As someone who actually cooks, Jack's cooking makes me cry. Also, my condolences to PFC Robert for an unforgettably horrendous Thanksgiving meal this year.
@condor237
@condor237 Год назад
Jack is a member of the taliban’s meal team 6
@LiberatedMind1
@LiberatedMind1 Год назад
@@condor237 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@reintheoretisch9205
@reintheoretisch9205 Год назад
I love how he always looks down at it while chewing looking like „oh god what have I created“😂
@fractode
@fractode 8 месяцев назад
Any MRE would make a better Thanksgiving dinner. Hell, so would any C-ration (and if you're lucky you'll get the coconut patty for dessert).
@Pridetoons
@Pridetoons Год назад
The fact that Jack's getting paid to do this is both Amazing and Terrifying at the same time.
@datmeme4687
@datmeme4687 Год назад
he's being paid to make chemical weapons under the guise of him having a terrible cooking show
@AppRemb
@AppRemb Год назад
If you go through his channel most his sponsors are outdoor grills of all kinds and grill accessories. Honestly I've watched most of his videos and if he is outside with a grill he is going to kill it everytime. It is when he is inside the house and cooking that's when it goes down hill. His outdoor grilling/smoking/overnight cooks are 100% legit though. Look up his smoked Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, that was epic
@Pridetoons
@Pridetoons Год назад
@@datmeme4687 Clearly this! 🤣
@lemns8296
@lemns8296 Год назад
why doesnt he use his right arm
@AppRemb
@AppRemb Год назад
@@lemns8296 he had a stroke a couple years back
@CC--kt2zn
@CC--kt2zn Год назад
This man is probably immune to food poisoning
@Veldrusara
@Veldrusara Год назад
Hope the soldier is, too!
@Hempujonsito
@Hempujonsito Год назад
He's one with Salmonella
@vrabo3026
@vrabo3026 Год назад
@@Hempujonsito He is the physical personification of the concept of salmonella itself.
@daylenjackson9996
@daylenjackson9996 Год назад
Bro doesn't know that the normal amount of pain on the toilet is no pain.
@sgt_slobber.7628
@sgt_slobber.7628 Год назад
He laughs at Salmonella, and Bochelism doesn’t phase him!!!!! He’s STOMACHUS MAXIMUS!!!!!!!
@yuffielash
@yuffielash 5 месяцев назад
Captive: I'LL NEVER TELL YOU THE LOCATION OF THE STASH Detective: ok then, we'll have to resort to other methods Detective: PAM, bring out "the thing" Captive: sees the "food" captive: OH GOD IT'S IN BUNKER 12!
@holgerridder9814
@holgerridder9814 8 месяцев назад
That must be the soldier who defected to North Korea.
@Sleepy_Sleepy
@Sleepy_Sleepy Год назад
The worst part is that a decent chunk of these are good ideas depending on what you like, and Jack is taking a sharp left turn to trash island with most of them
@emilys1996
@emilys1996 Год назад
I've studied this jack for a while. He surprisingly, has a really good grasp on basics. Like in theory everything sounds right. Then somehow In ways unknown to man It ends up fucked
@Gatorade69
@Gatorade69 Год назад
@@emilys1996 Yes. Like I think he is probably a better cook than my grandma but somehow all his stuff just comes out bad.
@wind2536
@wind2536 Год назад
He has a brown thumb.
@sarah.roseslayzz
@sarah.roseslayzz Год назад
69th comment DONT BREAK THE 69
@sarah.roseslayzz
@sarah.roseslayzz Год назад
welp 69th like not comment
@Jenn-ie5vf
@Jenn-ie5vf Год назад
Jacks never heard of putting fresh garlic cloves into the pot of potatoes and mashing them together obviously. Poor poor Robert. He deserves a meal far better than what he's going to receive from Jack.
@MetalsirenIXI
@MetalsirenIXI Год назад
Maybe the meal is designed for him to better appreciate MREs
@keylimetea
@keylimetea Год назад
He’s better off with ten MRE’s
@keylimetea
@keylimetea Год назад
@@MetalsirenIXI they would certainly taste better
@cuntdork
@cuntdork 11 месяцев назад
Legend has it Rob got medically discharged after eating this, just in time for Christmas. But he was still suffering from the food poisoning effects so he didn't get to enjoy Christmas dinner with his family.
@eskemberk
@eskemberk 10 месяцев назад
If Jack really cooks in his daily life with the same amount of butter he uses in every video, I need to know how much he spends monthly on butter.
@AngryReptileKeeper
@AngryReptileKeeper 4 месяца назад
That shit's $4 a pound where I'm from. At the rate he seems to use it, he probably needs a part-time job JUST to afford his butter habit.
@shuhratkessikbayev8886
@shuhratkessikbayev8886 Год назад
Not gonna lie if I was a soldier I would rather eat MRE's than Jack's cooking
@TheDsRequiem
@TheDsRequiem Год назад
Mre's are literally delicious though
@pietrayday9915
@pietrayday9915 Год назад
I bought a few cases of MREs to set aside for a "rainy day", and tried some just to make sure I know what to expect should the day ever come that I have to find a way to survive on them for a couple weeks, and I'm not gonna lie: most of those MRE meals were at least fairly good. I'd say they're not much better nor worse than the average commercial canned or frozen convenience meal like a TV dinner, frozen pot pie, or can of beef stew, corned beef hash, tamales, or chili - you could certainly find some better home- or restaurant-cooked meals, but the typical MRE wasn't unpalatable, and there were a few I could eat any day. The only things I found dubious in MREs were "bread snacks" (which were usually kind of dry, bland, rubbery, and unappetizing), and anything involving dairy, besides things like powdered creamer or cocoa or cappuccino drinks: cheese or cream sauce in the main courses generally make my skin crawl for no particular reason. Things like chili, stew, meat patties, beans, veggies, and the like were usually appetizing, and often surprisingly tasty. I should say that these were modern, civilian-friendly MREs, though - I understand that early military examples had some "quirks" to work out, and I have no idea what genuine modern military MREs are like. I'm told the civilian components are mostly identical to the military components, except with different packaging and accessory kits, and I have no reason to think the military version would be any better or worse than the civilian version, but I've never had access to the military version as a reference point.
@derdas4289
@derdas4289 Год назад
​@@pietrayday9915i saw a channel (forgot the name sry) where a dude did nothing but to demonstrate, eat and talk about mre's. He would even get some ww1 and try them out and most of them are (even still) descent. Of course you dont want to take the coke or other drugs that might came with it but especially old german ones were already quite good. I think especially because they werent always meant for soldiers only (not sure if they ever were), but they were distributed to the population, which also suffered from the war. Mre's are great 😅
@rustyshackleford234
@rustyshackleford234 Год назад
MRE’s don’t look that bad lmao
@myes344
@myes344 Год назад
Jacks mre
@Kenshin6321
@Kenshin6321 Год назад
I've been using Cooking with Jack recipes for years now. Every year I cook them, one of my family members "unexpectedly" pass away. I intend on cooking them until I'm the only one left, and then his flash drying recipes will be my last supper.
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux Год назад
You need at least 12 close friends for it to be your last supper, one of them must sell you out and switch your exquisite Jack Sclafani meal with whatever dogwater those hacks like Alton Brown or Joshua Weissman cook.
@pietrayday9915
@pietrayday9915 Год назад
Sounds like the plot to a nightmare Agatha Christie pastiche. The butler did it - and by "butler", we mean Jack....
@ginamartinez1654
@ginamartinez1654 Год назад
Lol best murder plot ever lol
@erinbeaud4556
@erinbeaud4556 9 месяцев назад
I know this is a shitpost but I’m stoned and the thought of this man having an entire family’s blood on his hands is making me cackle
@Nick_C1997
@Nick_C1997 Год назад
I just realised, the croutons Jack used were garlic and cheese flavoured, does cheese flavour even work with stuffing?
@positivelysimful1283
@positivelysimful1283 Год назад
Never been big on when people put things like nuts or dried fruits in stuffing. But sausage we've always done; my grandmother was Italian, she always put Italian sausage (Browned properly, unlike Jack's judging by the pink in the meat), onions, butter, chopped fresh herbs & either chicken or turkey broth for moisture.
@wolfetteplays8894
@wolfetteplays8894 3 месяца назад
My family is irish, so we put a bit of brown sugar and apples in it.
@AcousticNRG
@AcousticNRG Год назад
I hope robert is prepared for an unforgettable luncheon
@pietrayday9915
@pietrayday9915 Год назад
I'm just hoping Robert's platoon found a way to load that luncheon in a mortar and weaponize it.... Just don't tell the Geneva Convention!
@DragonDDT
@DragonDDT Год назад
Black Stuffing is a Albany expression.
@spacejihadist4246
@spacejihadist4246 11 месяцев назад
He will and they won't let him see the aurora borealis.
@elrondhubbard7059
@elrondhubbard7059 11 месяцев назад
Yes, and you CALL this food despite the fact that it is obviously trash
@Bri-ss1gu
@Bri-ss1gu 7 месяцев назад
I initially read unforgettable as unforgivable. Honestly, works both ways.
@trilliongold
@trilliongold Год назад
at least whoever gets to eat jacks food will be coming home early with a purple heart.
@animeloveer97
@animeloveer97 Год назад
Omg😅
@diannt9583
@diannt9583 Год назад
Best Comment of All
@starangel352
@starangel352 Год назад
For which part for war or eating his food
@condor237
@condor237 Год назад
Purple Heart and brown and red underwear
@dreamingahopefuldream4439
@dreamingahopefuldream4439 Год назад
The meat will literally start moving and try to flop off the counter when it senses Jack's presence
@demoshzer
@demoshzer Год назад
lol i always love how long it takes him to chew anything he puts in his mouth
@marvincool3744
@marvincool3744 8 месяцев назад
This has to be considered an act of war
@AmberTurdsShittyBedsheet
@AmberTurdsShittyBedsheet Год назад
All of the food looked sad but that stuffing looked like a deconstructed prison loaf.
@legaldeer4292
@legaldeer4292 Год назад
Pretty sure that pork was raw too 💀
@zokushatech
@zokushatech Год назад
@@legaldeer4292 right? Sausage looked pink going in lmao, not browned at all at least
@melanisticmandalorian8909
@melanisticmandalorian8909 Год назад
@@zokushatech holy shit, i watched that portion of the video again, and yea, the pork was raw from the bottom of the pan.
@bullock4211
@bullock4211 Год назад
I'm pretty sure this Jack guy is just a troll. There's no way someone is this unaware of how bad they are at cooking. I like to believe I still have some sort of faith in humanity.
@holyboiamethin2790
@holyboiamethin2790 Год назад
@@bullock4211 I doubt he is a troll. He's been cooking like this for nearly 20 years.
@dty3479
@dty3479 Год назад
As a veteran, the food they serve at the chow hall for thanksgiving and Christmas Eve is high quality and very good.
@benf6822
@benf6822 Год назад
And then the cooking with Jack nation attacked
@danielkelley1716
@danielkelley1716 Год назад
As active duty, the rest of the year they follow jack's videos
@mtk2fitness208
@mtk2fitness208 Год назад
Agreed
@jamesc.e.s.4551
@jamesc.e.s.4551 Год назад
Yeah, for real. I honestly think the soldier obesity epidemic has to do with how good the DFAC food is, despite the rumors.
@TheWonkster
@TheWonkster Год назад
A lot of cooks go on to be chefs, they're usually pretty good
@AzumiRM
@AzumiRM Год назад
Jack sending his food to a soldier is like protesting the war.
@louisachalarca6494
@louisachalarca6494 Год назад
I love how he solves the issue of being too lazy to do cooking tasks despite loving to cook by legitimatizing how to screw up the cooking process
@beccatrap9672
@beccatrap9672 Год назад
Jack woke up one day and leaned over to his wife and said "I'm a master chef starting today." Clearly, the most effective "Fake it until you make it."
@Matthew-mf6xg
@Matthew-mf6xg Год назад
15 years later and his culinary knowledge is still zero. How can you cook for 15 years and not learn a thing?
@Holicannoli47
@Holicannoli47 11 месяцев назад
His wife is also a stellar chef according to her enchilada recipe demonstrated a few videos ago. Worth a watch to see how her cooking prowess rivals that of Jack. Both truly culinary masters.
@Nick_C1997
@Nick_C1997 7 месяцев назад
@@Holicannoli47That wasn’t his wife, it was just some friend of his
@RSG_TheMonster
@RSG_TheMonster Год назад
If this was my Thanksgiving meal, I would never come to a Thanksgiving dinner for the rest of my life!!!
@REfan2002
@REfan2002 Год назад
If that was my dinner, I'm going to order Chinese food.
@Nuubmann214
@Nuubmann214 Год назад
i'd be dead
@scoodz5788
@scoodz5788 Год назад
@lShowSрееd 🅥 my guy just dumps it on the pathway and random walls lmao
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад
How much does he think this kid can eat?
@nay_doeshair
@nay_doeshair Год назад
This is why I don't eat at other people houses 😒🤣
@0reorecords
@0reorecords 8 месяцев назад
Looking at him dumping the pepper in slow motion made my nose hurt
@ArtypNk
@ArtypNk 9 месяцев назад
Used to be if you done goof in the army you get latrine duty, or doing pushups for a day in the cold mud. Now they adapted. Now if you done good particularly hard, they will feed you a jack's meal.
@gormorus196
@gormorus196 Год назад
Everytime he takes a bite I feel like there's a split second where he thinks "oh..I fucked up" and then just powers through
@ikey1119
@ikey1119 Год назад
Literally every video. He’s fully aware, which makes these hilarious. I think he knows he’s trash but he’s still entertaining to watch.
@condor237
@condor237 Год назад
@@ikey1119 He’s gotten salmonella like 3 times, he has to know by now
@jayjay86443
@jayjay86443 Год назад
@@ikey1119 What's weird is how defensive he gets about it. He's like the Boogie2988 of cooking.
@thesunrisechick6878
@thesunrisechick6878 Год назад
@@condor237 So he’s got an extremely sick three times and he has not tried a cooking class? Oh sweet Jesus
@papayer
@papayer Год назад
@@ikey1119 He's gotten salmonella poisoning and 2 strokes which rendered his right arm near unusable, I assure you he's the real deal. One of the stupidest content creators on the internet.
@eeveeboi7777
@eeveeboi7777 Год назад
If my mom messes up the food I can show her this to make her feel better
@AvianZone
@AvianZone Год назад
That’s the best kind of motivation one could receive.
@oliviamartini9700
@oliviamartini9700 Год назад
Aw, you're a sweetie!
@stellarkitten
@stellarkitten 8 месяцев назад
Has Jack suffered a stroke? He hasn't been using his right arm.
@collinkeyser6827
@collinkeyser6827 20 дней назад
3 Actually.
@uvexeorozahagan5385
@uvexeorozahagan5385 11 месяцев назад
"Good for what, Jack? Stopping a bear attack?" Lololol
@kratosbecrazy3437
@kratosbecrazy3437 Год назад
“Whoops” is exactly what you wanna hear when your food is being prepared lmao
@TheJanabeke
@TheJanabeke Год назад
Wow. The difference between stale bread and croutons is ginormous. As is the gap between decent food and Jack's.
@mommy2libras
@mommy2libras Год назад
Not much. What do you think croutons are? Seasoned bread dried in the oven. Which, if you weren't aware, is exactly what is used to make Stove Top or Pepperidge Farms stuffing mix. I know exactly no one who actually just uses stale bread for stuffing. If it's totally homemade, they all cube the bread and dry it out in the oven because trying to get commercial bread the right "stale" can take awhile. This trend of using croutons isn't some new thing- seasoned dried bread cubes have already existed and been marketed for many decades. These people just don't want to say they used Stove Top stuffing but really, you have to do exactly the same work as if you did. There's just wayyyy too much salt to use croutons.
@volundrfrey896
@volundrfrey896 Год назад
@@mommy2libras Croutons is a type of rebaked bread (guess that technically makes it a biscuit), stale bread is stale bread. Yeah you can often use them similarly but that does not make them the same.
@techno_tuna
@techno_tuna Год назад
Croutons are usually made with stale bread, it's just rebaked stale bread with seasoning. Croutons literally originated as a means of reinvigorating stale bread.
@celestekrrring7793
@celestekrrring7793 Год назад
Every reply is just someone re explaining how you're wrong. But tbh I feel you here, while they're factually similar, they're not similar enough to replace in traditional recipes.
@morganc.m1830
@morganc.m1830 Год назад
How is stale bread good at all?
@hmac7187
@hmac7187 Год назад
7:50 i Iiterally cannot remember what the fuck he's supposed to be making
@Jack-wj7eo
@Jack-wj7eo Месяц назад
The jeneva convention classifies Jacks cooking as torture. Not sanctioned
@tinfoil_hatsociety4866
@tinfoil_hatsociety4866 Год назад
i want to see jack and kay doing Christmas dinner together
@dreampsi2
@dreampsi2 Год назад
I would pay good money to see the "Jack and Kay Christmas Dinner Special"
@animelover-tw2xl
@animelover-tw2xl Год назад
Or better yet how about Jack,Kay,and Gordon Ramsay (or Ramsey?)Christmas dinner
@undertakerphantomhive
@undertakerphantomhive Год назад
They should Collab
@winning3329
@winning3329 Год назад
Toxic waste would be made
@Lynn_2006
@Lynn_2006 Год назад
I would feel bad for the person witnessing the after effects lol
@bluejellybeancos
@bluejellybeancos Год назад
Imagine being a military solider that receives a thanksgiving dinner for the first time in years and it turns out you get Jack’s cooking.
@SMARTAHH
@SMARTAHH 11 месяцев назад
I am so glad you mentioned Jack adding this to his lazy man’s series. I was thinking about how it looks to not be putting all your effort into sending stuff for veterans, especially when he was the one who proposed the idea in the first place. Anyways I always enjoy your videos keep up the good work👍
@johnnymoon
@johnnymoon Год назад
Gotta love how he talks up how important this is, but then cuts corners at every possible opportunity.
@quoteonquoteclub9711
@quoteonquoteclub9711 Год назад
anytime Jack cooks with poultry is always a recipe for disaster (no pun intended)
@dyerwulf5459
@dyerwulf5459 Год назад
It should have intended. Were you "chicken'? I'm calling a fowl.....
@October-Puddle
@October-Puddle Год назад
@lShowSрееd 🅥 real!?!?!!??!! 😱
@cheddar813
@cheddar813 Год назад
Jack has Barrows Gloves
@juliacoulthard2380
@juliacoulthard2380 Год назад
I couldn’t imagine the man who undercooks every single poultry dish he has ever touched. Is going to cook, a turkey properly, when they are triple the weight of a whole chicken. It wouldn’t be a cooking with Jack thanksgiving, without a trip to the ER! Although not for him of course he has grown immune to salmonella at this point.
@Mrs_Sugar_Min
@Mrs_Sugar_Min Год назад
Jack is going to get worms!🪱
@mickelleknight4141
@mickelleknight4141 Год назад
@@Mrs_Sugar_Min I bet he already has them after eating all that raw meat 😂😂
@yelserpsivle4443
@yelserpsivle4443 Год назад
Don't forget.. he has a convection oven.. so he can cook a whole turkey faster than the rest of us amateurs stuck using wood-fired stoves..
@Mrs_Sugar_Min
@Mrs_Sugar_Min Год назад
@@mickelleknight4141 I'm sure he does!😝
@somedude7281
@somedude7281 11 месяцев назад
11:48 generally I would agree with you,roasting a turkey is a lot better taste and aesthetic wise. But have you ever tried to freeze day a whole turkey? It probably wouldn’t get done drying until Christmas
@CrazyFreak714
@CrazyFreak714 8 месяцев назад
Jack would be an awsome Hitman chef 😅
@unforgivencaleb528
@unforgivencaleb528 Год назад
Given that Thanksgiving is around the corner, I am indeed thankful. Thankful that I don't have to eat what Jack considers a "Thanksgiving Dinner." I also offer my condolences to PFC Robert for having to eat this on Thanksgiving Day.
@umbrellacorp.
@umbrellacorp. Год назад
That poor soldier, imagine surviving hell and then dying by Jack's cooking. 😅 7:37 My wife and I are more on savory side we never liked fruits in our food. If we want fruits, we have a fruit salad.
@arliss7132
@arliss7132 Год назад
Kid to his dad: how did you get your purple heart? Dad: Thanksgiving dinner of 22
@Inzoum
@Inzoum Год назад
our family’s stuffing is basically mashed potatoes with dried bread soften with chicken stock, pâté, fried onions and herbs. it’s amazing.
@boredfilms578
@boredfilms578 Год назад
My thoughts are with the soldiers after they consume this meal...
@clanwargods
@clanwargods Год назад
We can only hope that it never reached them because someone had enough sense to throw it out.
@neonshadow5005
@neonshadow5005 Год назад
Especially when it comes to the way he talks about the veggies, you can tell that Jack is truly a master in the nuanced art of ruining what had the potential to be completely edible food at one point.
@CurePeach_LoveMonozono
@CurePeach_LoveMonozono 11 месяцев назад
Fr
@Cpt.Ravioli
@Cpt.Ravioli Год назад
I just found you but im loving the cooking with jack videos your hilarious 😂
@FaelynDexter
@FaelynDexter 3 месяца назад
In my family the stuffing is made with a bread base of some kind, hamburger or sausage, gizzards (which I particularly am not a fan of), and that's about it. I don't think we even add any part of the cocking trinity (celery, carrots, and onions.) It's cooked in the bird (which I understand is now a health hazard but no one in my family wants to stop.) The gravy is made from boiling the gizzards, mixing it with the drippings from the bird, and then adding some flower (which was mixed with a touch of water to make a smother gravy.) I still want to get my family to make a spatchcocked/butterflied turkey; they cook faster and stay more moist. Couse if we cooked one that way then they wouldn't be able to cook the stuffing in the bird.
@jasonmcentire3738
@jasonmcentire3738 Год назад
Dad was Army for 26 years. There were several years growing up when we didn't travel to family for Thanksgiving but went over to the mess hall. Say what you want about the food the rest of the year but the guys working the mess hall knew how to do a Thanksgiving spread. All you want and very well made and presented. This is way worse than what he would get at the mess.
@davidkizer9915
@davidkizer9915 Год назад
If I eat stuffing and bit into a raisin or nuts I'm fighting someone. Stove top stuffing for the win
@myes344
@myes344 Год назад
3 sticks of butter. Green sludge. Sausage and its fat is ok tho
@LesterBrunt
@LesterBrunt 7 месяцев назад
Jack reminds me of my parents. Now of course they were way better cooks but still they generally had zero clue what they were doing and sometimes gave us really bad food. But they tried, they loved feeding us and making us happy, it is a sort of innocent naivety that I find really adorable.
@pamelahauptmann4310
@pamelahauptmann4310 5 месяцев назад
Dumping the OOPS Pepper into the potatoes was awful! "Good for what Jack?" Hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!
@MiticDane
@MiticDane Год назад
Imagine you survived a war just to die to Jack's salmonella chicken.
@Chaos92muffin
@Chaos92muffin Год назад
He finally seasoned BOTH SIDES of the meat hallelujah 🙌🏾
@NuclearBunker25
@NuclearBunker25 9 месяцев назад
Been waiting for only 15 years
@johnsummers2943
@johnsummers2943 8 месяцев назад
The fact that Jack still has a youtube channel AND has not died by eating raw chicken on the daily is poof God has abandoned us
@Freda_Productions
@Freda_Productions 5 месяцев назад
he is though in a worrying state right now, hes had multiple strokes since 2018 whichve been confirmed to be due to his eating habbits and he also doesnt use his right arm as much anymore as a result
@Freda_Productions
@Freda_Productions 5 месяцев назад
so you mightve jinxed it
@EmilyCook-wx1eq
@EmilyCook-wx1eq 5 дней назад
Thank you Jack for bringing me hrs of laughter lol
@ajs3994
@ajs3994 Год назад
I showed this video to my 84 yr old mother who makes Thanksgiving dinner for a large table, where the family fights over leftovers. She just scrunched her face and asked; why?
@crowdemon_archives
@crowdemon_archives Год назад
Why indeed
@JohnDoe-po2ij
@JohnDoe-po2ij Год назад
August you're for sure the funniest duck on the internet. Seing those videos is already funny in itself (and also sad, especially for kay and her son cause I like them), but your comments are priceless
@tahustvedt
@tahustvedt 11 месяцев назад
Freeze dried military food is field food. You get a bag of dry stew that you add boiling water to and eat out of the bag with a spork. It's actually amazing when you're in the field because just about everything's amazing then.
@BestOfDailyMemes
@BestOfDailyMemes Год назад
I feel bad for his relatives. Imagine asking your chef uncle to make thanksgiving dinner and he comes with this.
@holyboiamethin2790
@holyboiamethin2790 Год назад
I live at home with my parents and I’m cooking thanksgiving dinner by myself for the first time. I always feel like I’m doing something wrong when I cook. Watching these videos of this man cook has made me feel a lot better about myself. Seriously though. I feel amazing about myself.
@ceruleannejaybirdian8825
@ceruleannejaybirdian8825 Год назад
how was the food you made?
@fromthefire4176
@fromthefire4176 Год назад
@@ceruleannejaybirdian8825 we can rest assured it wasn’t sausage, nuts, raisins, and croutons for the stuffing so, better than Jack’s no doubt
@holyboiamethin2790
@holyboiamethin2790 Год назад
@@ceruleannejaybirdian8825 it was very good. I made a beef stew, sweet potato torte, pumpkin cake, stuffing and mashed potatoes. A little stressful making all of it, but I managed and it turned out great.
@holyboiamethin2790
@holyboiamethin2790 Год назад
@@fromthefire4176 yeah that stuffing would not fly in our house. Pretty sure my mom would have my head if I put raisins into a stuffing.
@cleanerben9636
@cleanerben9636 Год назад
@@holyboiamethin2790 Dried cranberries would be nice to add for turkey. Depends whether you like them or not though.
@ridethroughlifertl
@ridethroughlifertl 11 месяцев назад
A friend of mine makes this stuffing with artichoke hearts, sausage and the other normal ingredients, and it's seriously my all-time favorite. I've had different ones, and I tend to lean more into wetter is better than dry stuffing, in general.
@DarkEnv2
@DarkEnv2 Год назад
I’m fairly traditional with my stuffing. You can use croutons as long as you soak them in some chicken stock to soften them up a bit, but I prefer using the stale bread technique and we normally have our with sausage and sage. I can’t stand it when nuts and raisins are added, not for me.
@YoPlayz
@YoPlayz Год назад
I expect this to become an annual tradition, August.
@pharaohatem6962
@pharaohatem6962 Год назад
That'd be nice
@Mrs_Sugar_Min
@Mrs_Sugar_Min Год назад
Yay, Thanksgiving messes!!😅😝
@charleshepburn4882
@charleshepburn4882 Год назад
same bro
@collinkeyser6827
@collinkeyser6827 2 месяца назад
Did The Company Have Him Do It For Another Soldier The Next Year?
@katier2651
@katier2651 Год назад
I like how he just went ahead and sprinkled some more pepper around the edge like nothing happened after he accidentally dumped it in the first time 😆
@williamkeele1873
@williamkeele1873 2 месяца назад
😂😂😂 this video is gold. I feel bad for the guy. But it's so funny. The pepper ane croutons had me laughing out loud all by myself. My neighbors probably think im crazy.
@Anarchist86ed
@Anarchist86ed Год назад
I'd surrender to the enemy and join them if my government provided this to me to eat.
@watch473
@watch473 Год назад
Eat Jack's food is the ultimate challenge for any soldier
@psychedelicpunk5031
@psychedelicpunk5031 Год назад
The real battle is with the latrines
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