The Worst WikiHow Articles 

wikihow should be arrested

I'm so glad you showed us "How to Accept your Computer is Slow," I was stuck on "How to Bargain your Computer is Slow"

One time I had s psychotic episode and managed to convince myself I could become a wizard and wikihow was right there with tutorials for how to be a wizard.

6:14 i love how this implies that 13% of people died in a monkey attack after reading the article and then rated it

" How to discretely get your balls unstuck from your thigh " 😂

"How to Cosplay as Shinji Ikari" is probably my favorite

My favorite Wikihow tutorial is "How to Become an American Civil War Corpse."

Me and an irl friend attempted to make a really absurd Wiki How article in high school, called "How To Fight Off Conventional Turkey Sandwiches". I unfortunately don't have the article anymore and it was quickly deleted by admins for their policy on "blatant nonsense".

Regarding the "shower with a lemon" - yes, this is a thing people do and have been doing since ancient times because citric acid lightens hair and skin. It's basically a cheap and gradual bleach. You can often tell when someone lightens their hair with lemon juice (rather than salon bleach) because the tips of their hair are super light (and often yellow rather than platinum blonde because they're not using a purple toner) and it gradually gets darker toward the root.

Whoever makes the art for wikiHow is a meme master, _and probably also a forgotten elder god that has gone insane by this point, lolz._

A big 'ol tear welled up in my eye when I saw the visage of Adachi from Persona 4 soar across the screen at 4:17. It really speaks volumes to Aztrosist's ability to grow as a creator and move past his mistakes. It feels like only yesterday when Aztrosist said, "I don't know what that means, and I don't want to know," in response to a viewer message referring to Adachi in the 66th episode of the Sleep Deprived Podcast at the timestamp 22:35. Keep up the great work Aztrosist

"How to not be a weeb" Proceeds to explain how to be an Otaku

There’s a wikihow article on how to properly dispose of a bible, and one on how to make a furby evil. They’re not really weird, but are questionable

7:40 your cat is SO KAWAII!! 😍😍😍

Kiwis got such a way with words

1:26 It's good for bathing after swimming. Most citrus fluids are acidic, while chlorine is basic. Therefore, bathing with a lemon is good for you if you shower after swimming. However, it can be exchanged for an orange, lime, etc.

I've come across the lemon one before... i forgot how though I once went on Google and looked up how to improve my sense of humor and found a WikiHow article that told me to "tell some jokes to make people laugh" then proceeded to give me examples like "What do you call a witch that lives in the desert? A sandwich!"

I'm so glad I found this video! I'm a huge fan of Aztrosist's work, and I was dying laughing when I saw this one. The worst WikiHow articles are truly a goldmine of comedy. My personal favorite is the one on how to stop a wedding. The instructions are so specific and detailed, it's hard not to picture the scene in your head. Just imagine crashing the wedding, objecting to the marriage, and then moving to a different part of the country. It's the perfect way to make a memorable exit, if not the most practical. Another great one is the article on how to become a furry. The instructions are so confusing and weird, it's hard to tell if the author is serious or not. But I have to give them credit for creativity. I could go on and on about the weird and wonderful world of WikiHow articles, but I'll spare you. If you're looking for a good laugh, I highly recommend checking out this video. You won't be disappointed.

Cant believe sleep deprived is branching out

Here the ultimate test What is creepier: wikihow or the smiles of children in school books? I honestly cannot decide little timmy is staring in my soul

I remember in elementary school ppl got an in-school suspension for smoking smarties

Wikihow isn't as bad as it’s portrayed here. I found an extremely helpful tutorial on how to assemble keyboard stabilizers.

WikiHow to recover eight minutes of your life

The agre regressions thing is a coping mechanism ain’t no one doing that shit “just for fun” that article was very weird

Me and my friends actually did the smartie thing in school, we'd just crush the candles in the wrapper 😂 idk how they weren't banned

I respect that website and I hope it will never be taken down.

3:32 you sweet sweet innocent summer child, if you knew you wouldn’t be talking about it so lightheartedly.

wikiHow articles are cursed, but the illustrations make the article look professional (that's the sweetest thing about the site)

When life gives you lemons, shower with them

5:31 BRUHHH I READ THAT AS ''How to turn on a furry!'' NAHHHH💀💀

Your new EP is amazing! have been listening to it on repeat, pretty awesomesauce, heck, even epicsauce!

“Okay google, search Wikihow how to kiss astrozist on the lips”

Wikihow is goat

There is a game called: "guess the wiki-how article", because of how ridiculous the images are without the captions. I think Pewdiepie and Markiplier played it like years ago

I'm dying laughing right now because I actually followed the steps to apologize to my cat. He got caught in the middle of an angry fight and I felt bad, he's here watching it with me and after hearinig the title; "How to apologize to a cat" I realized how silly it was.

u mean there wasnt a trend in your middle school where people were smoking smarties??

that baby one is basically how to be extremely annoying. i have real world experience and i can confirm babies are the most annoying thing, yes, more than lag, because locking it in an closet in a seperate room might seem unethical to other people while stopping playing a game is ethical

Not sure if it's real since I can't find the actual WikiHow article but a while ago there was a meme about a Wikihow image from an article on how to deal with anime addiction that was one person saying "Japanese words" (not words in japanese, literally the phrase "japanese words"), and the other person saying "No"

When big guy drops a new vid you know i gotta stop connecting the nodes in c++ and watch a video by the space man himself

I love cooking Japanese food, and I don't think learning how too do so makes you a weeaboo at all. Anything that makes you a better person and teaches you something is not cringe. The reason learning about Japanese culture/language was on the list in the article is because weeaboos notoriously *don't* actually care about Japan beyond anime, so like, they only care about anime-related things and not the history/people/culture unless it ties back to anime. Using anime as a way to learn about history and other cultures is, in fact, a good thing. But the weeaboo is too self-absorbed to care about doing any of that, unlike someone who genuinely loves another culture. The person asking about whether it's ok to cook Japanese food honestly is more just the sad victim of our current year woke culture than a weeaboo (where having any sort of interest/learning anything about different cultures and not just being completely ethnocentric is considered "cultural appropriation" by Twitter/Tumblr regards, not limited to Japanese/Asian cultures, but seen very often even with things like Latino culture. I even saw a post where some gringa harassed a Mexican for wearing Catrina makeup telling her to "wipe that shit off her face" and calling her a cultural appropriator, when it turns out the girl actually was from Mexico [which I could tell easily, being from there myself], and the woketard was simply massively racist, thinking we all look the same and are very dark-skinned LOL.) You don't want to be like either of those people, the weeaboo or the culture police. There's a middle ground, and we tend to *like* it when others respectfully take interest in our culture, contrary to woke belief. The only people who try to gatekeep their [sub]culture [they're not an actual culture,, considering they're Americans too, and actual African/Caribbean cultures are *much* different/they don't like these kinds of people for a reason] are racist black Americans and some racist -Americans with Latino parents, who are not in fact Latino and cannot speak the language (think of Primos and all the mess tied to that, where the idiot VA is lecturing the audience on Spanish she doesn't even know, whilst speaking English, a coloniser language, and just coming off an absolute regard despite her best efforts to appear intelligent, because she simply is not. She is not Latina, neither is anyone else who worked on that awful show, clearly, since it was racist, culturally insensitive, and got literally everything wrong, even basic Spanish grammar LOL.) On the other hand, Coco is beloved in Mexico despite being an American film because Pixar really researched Mexican culture and cared about telling a heartfelt story *anyone* could relate to, that just so happened to take place in Mexico. To this day, that film is special to my heart, because I saw it with my grandma and my sister, and the abuelita who is in the film looks almost exactly like my great-grandma, who sadly passed before I could say goodbye. So, the concept of an afterlife existing as per our folklore brought to life in such a charming way and family values being promoted rather than destroyed as Pixar does now, is really very wonderful. It's sad to see how wokeness destroys everything good, but we must fight back by embracing each other and our cultures. I, for one, love Persian culture, Middle Eastern culture, Indian culture, Turkish culture, German culture, and Japanese culture. I know how to cook dishes of every one of those countries except Indian (though I shall surely learn), and no woketard is going to keep me from loving these cultures that have taught me so many things, from how to make tasty meals to the media and stories/cultural habits of their people, whom I highly respect. (For instance, the honour Middle Eastern people have, in that most will not pocket money they find on the street, even when it has no clear owner, but will try to find whoever dropped it, as I witnessed when I visited a Lebanese bakery. They had a sign saying someone dropped money and if the correct sum was told to the clerk, they'd give it back. An American would never, and most Mexicans, as much as it pains me to say, certainly would not.)

the "how to act like a baby" article is a fetish thing, i think

Ngl Furby looked extremely aroused

the how to act like a baby one gave me the most painful overbearing dread that is still with me to this day

As a Japanese i failed to not be a weeaboo

everyone stream bug2000 by lilac boy

"How to be creepy" is the most unnecessary tutorial ever. You either don't want to be or you're already a pro

2:15 it’s miles morales

I saw the "How to get rid of an anime addiction" one on a joel stream

In the 90s, I had several books that told me to use lemons to put natural streaks in my hair

Well i found one wikihow articles that was actually really helpful about having spiders at home

04:24 got me wheezing

We need a wikihow and know your meme collab

i remember making smoke with smarties in middle school

i remember smoking smarties in elementary, i was so cool.

"1. Go back to crying"

After stumbling across sleep deprived in 2020 I basically never knew you even had an onlyfans. For 3 years I never knew you had such a thing that made me disgusted and scared and cringed so hard my gooning ways aren't acting normally. I am not happy anymore but I am sad

Lemons are acidic. I have a feeling that has something to do with their bathing use or - disuse

why would i become a baby when i have gmod liminal space maps to explore

i cant get over kiwi's meows

Thus wikihow be a silly place, for wierd people to learn being demented

Kiwi is a treasure

WikiWhy.

A video about old RU-vid (2007-2016) would be cool

2:39 why are there 4 furry tutorials 😂

06:43 got me cracking up so bad. That sleep paralysis demon should not exist, my girlfriend got so pissed off and now I am sleeping on the couch.

Save kiwi before he get launched from the shirt canon

I wonder if Garfield tastes like lasagna

Your videos are like comfort food 🥑

Kids at my middle school would do the smarties thing to pretend they were smoking

How to defend yourself from an ostrich is one me and my buddy found on the bus

aztro its honestly astounding that you're a death grips fan and you didnt know about the existence of littles (the baby people)

The lemon thing is true, my mom makes us use it on our armpits sometimes

exploring wikihow is a whole journey

How to survive a monkey attack: don’t go to kfc

wooooo yay new Aztro video wooooo

Finally I can learn wikiHow to live laugh love

your website didn't update on the video segment, great video by the way dude

Hey look, its the Jschlatt guy!

By the way guys please dont smoke Smarties the little bits of crystal get in your lungs

You get rid of ticks by cutting your appendage with the tick on it off

The goonette himself is back boys

I’ve found a wikihow article on how to read homestuck

I learnt how to bake a potato in the microwave from Wikihow. It was actually a good recipe and it used real photos

me and my friends got in trouble on the playground because we took our reward candy (smarties) and smoked them while acting like gangsters we lost our whole recess for a week

I’m mildly concerned about the fact that I’m eating the EXACT brand and flavor of instant noodles as I watch at 2:38

"I'm shooting you out of a t-shirt cannon again"

i really hope someone had this video on in the background during the furby bit

kiwi is adorable

The EP is a banger. This isn't blood. My ears are drooling.

Are we just gonna ignore the stuff that appears most here 2:39

6:09 When u have actually been attacked by a monkey 2 times in 1 day: 😀

I once went on wiki how to ace a test I didn't study for. I got like a 20%

I used Wikihow to find out how to make solid rocket fuel

omg a kitty, what a goofy creature

i love the comments on wikihow articles so much lmao

as cursed as wikihow is, i’m distracted by the earthbound & animal crossing music

i have that same cat tree

how to stop wearing diaper addiction

Oh hey my cats name is kiwi as well. She is very bald.

wanna play fortnite togather