r/Gocommitdie | paying for a seat lmao 

Robin is like that old grandpa that is trying to understand what games his grandchildren play.

I love how Robin is so confused by these memes but at least he's trying like a dad trying to make their kids happy

As an Australian, I can neither confirm nor deny our involvement in the disappearance of Old Zealand

4:06 Context: Roblox's chat filter replaces any swear words with hahstags, although they don't always work on the right words.

I could imagine a scenario on this subreddit involving a hacker threatening someone to leak their pass, and they say “my pass is 1234” the hacker not knowing it’s “mypassis1234” that’s why I love this subreddit, pure stupidity and chaos.

10:30 if you’re in an earthquake prone area and the building you find yourself in exist, yes, going up is good. Highrises on those areas have springs and ball joints built into the foundation, allowing them to sway without sustaining damage. The idea is that it’s structurally safer for the building to sway than to be firm and buckle.

I hope we get everyone to cover this subreddit like they did with math memes

4:16 the fact that game literally has pride in the name

Finally, a Reddit channel covering gocommitdie

I can explain the meme at 8:16 for anyone else who doesn’t get it, basically roblox auto blurs swears/words it thinks is bad with those hashtags… but it’s really bad and you could say something completely normal yet it can sometimes get censored and it’s incredibly annoying (I’m a professional robolox player😎😎)

robin not getting the censor memes was priceless lmao

8:50 that original avatar creator hit me with nostalgia

Robin is probably the best narrator, def my favorite

10:11 "That must be the feller who master baits all day long!" -Ellis, Left 4 Speed 2

Old Zealand is one of the twelve provinces in the Netherlands, named Zeeland. It has stripes of Zee=sea and land=land. Bonus fact: There used to be only eleven provinces, but the Netherlands build another one. Bonus bonus fact: Tasmania is named after Abel Tasman, who discovered New Zealand.

1:49 *CHERNOBYL??*

I feel with Robin here 😂 I didnt get the damn insider memes... but it was fun seeing him present the memes like a classmate who has to give a presentation his mate did all the work for but got sick on the day of presentation I played Roblox once like almost 10 years ago i think and it was that prison life thing that was "perfection" in the one meme. For a second I was like "aye, I played that!" but immediately thought "wow, that probably means Im very old compared to the roblox community" xD

1:12 Ok, let me explain because I love Arsenal. It's a competitive FPS on Roblox where every time you get a kill, your weapon changes. The bow is a very bad weapon because it has a slow rate of fire, slow projectile speed, and isn't very accurate due to gravity. The crossbow is slightly better because it's a little fast and more accurate, but it's still really hard to get a kill with.

This subreddit is basically just Gen Z in a nutshell

Finally someone's covering this godsend of a subreddit

Robin not understanding some of these is absolutely hilarious

2:11 means girl avatars having "thicc" legs its mostly a meme but it isnt in the games Mic up, Adopt me ect. (send this to Robin)

This subreddit is interesting Edit: that Obi-Wan impression was so good oml

5:15 25 dollars is 2k robux you can buy so much in that game

Kinda funny that the war crime joke he didn't know was the oldest and most common.

6:45 “I actually tried switching my discord to *light* again.” Eheheh ‘scuse me *A G A I N?*

I’ll 100% be on your team. Who wouldn’t want to be on the same side as any of the emkay members! Not only that, but it’s Robin of all people! My favorite!

3:45 just say "*dies (no homo tho)*"

I would love to see more of people doing subs of games they don't know and just being super confused due to lack of context

finally emkay covering the greatest subreddit once again i need more r/gocommitdie posts in my life

Robin not understanding roblox memes is what I love.

2:46 Yeah… RIP Boys Versus Girls Island Wars and my old strat.

1:58 off brand James be like: edit: Jammie edit 2: "do you have the Pokémon, with Jessie and James?" "oh yeah we got that" **Mopékon: now featuring Jannet and Jammie**

As someone who has played roblox since early 2009, I can confirm that "gocommitdie" is the best possible phrase to fit what the newer players should do.

1:28 new zealand is actually named after a dutch province (i'm pretty sure) so you could consider that old zealand.

7:50 stage 7? I'm on the secret stages

0:10 Craig is shitting himself so hard

Gotta love Robin saying jokes are old when the images are so ancient that the meme was just getting relevant when they were taken

The reason why there are so many "#" symbols is because Roblox's chat censorship replaces every letter with #. It's not very good at it because sometimes it doesn't work and sometimes it censors random words

5:52 oh no, I recognize that game

I never imagined them making a video about a roblox subreddit.

Basically, radios let you play audio uploaded to the library, but recently they made it so the game creators need to approve audios to be able to play them in the game, so 99% of audios can’t be used now

7:20 i swear my friend needs to make a new account every time we ask them to play roblox with us. He keeps forgeting his password

The tag thing is basically if Roblox thinks you're under 13 it will basically sensor things even if it shouldn't, including numbers to avoid phone numbers. Every character it sensors it replaced with a #

8:26 the distant playing of Tem Shop (By Toby Fox) in the background

Finally, Emkay does R/gocommitdie. I cannot stress this enough, I wanted to see this since I subscribed.

I'll explain the memes about hashtags to you. It's basically roblox's censoring system and sometimes it censors the most random crap. Like once it censored "what" for my cousin. Getting what you're trying to say censored is ANNOYING. That's what the meme about the headaches is- and any other meme with the hashtags.

1:18 Its like call of duty's gun game, and the bow and crossbow are some of the worst weapons due to doing low damage and requiring significant aim and significant reload time.

I love this sub cause roblox’s chat censorship is so aggressive that it forces people to get creative with their statements lmao

8:09 Context: Lower graphics make your Field of Vision decrease

I would love to see robin cover gacha life cringe 😂 he would have a mental breakdown

2:25 so that game is basically working at a pizza restraunt, and the characters that order pizza are players in the server. (so it can be you ordering a pizza)

Every Craig here got Doxxed by Robin

being serious, the death note could not recognize @everyone, unless somehow someone's full name was At Everyone, and even then it'd probably count it as a misspelling.

0:18 I might not be able to do much with my Asperger brain, but I’ll gladly be the furry on your team

I want to get robin on context of some of the memes: 1:12 Arsenal is an fps shooter mostly based on rotating gun whenever you got a kill, when there's an physics based bullet like the arrow of a crossbow/bow is ANNOYING to aim at, also they are VERY sensitive to lag. 1:41 (i bet robin knows this one) It was ripped of a obscure ps2 game or something when roblox were getting traction, Also the sucker that owned the copyright of that sound wanted to fee roblox to use it they said "nah ah" we are putting that on the store so the fee is on the game devs now because of that sucker we have an awful "gah" sound. 2:09 There's a weird trend of getting _THICC_ limbs on roblox don't ask me why is weird as heck. 2:25 Look for "Roblox Bacon character" on google images. 2:33 Jailbreak is well... is an "escape from prison" game that adds too much crap every day or so. 2:43 mine is "Natural disaster survival" :c 3:12 Roblox early days was "Interactive physics" or something around the 90's then they renamed to goblox and then they sticked to roblox at 2009 (i think). 3:38 from what i understand they're a ripoff of each other "Prison life" being the OG one. 3:57 this meme is of around when the PS5 was announced. 3:58 roblox's chat filtering is awful even triggering a _not-naughty_ words putting your damn comment as a bunch of MOTHER###### hastags. 4:09 There's voice chat to players above 13 yro with age verified. 4:20 don't even touch the marketplace ew, there are worse things in there. 4:24 i miss the log as a guest feature HOW OLD IS THAT THING?! 4:53 _Tower battles_ there's like 7 weapons most of the players stick with the rocket launcher Also if you ever play that game the bacon DESCRIBED the rocket sound too accurate. 5:15 there's pay to play games on the platform, i never spend robux so i can't advice if is worth the purchase. 5:29 the Terms of Service of roblox prohibits dating on the platform. 5:38 robux generators are a scam please kids be safe out there (/r/KidsAreStupid). 6:05 Dont underrate roblox engine is poorly optimized it can overwhelm big gpu's, Also go check the technical demos that the community made. 6:29 as on 3:58 if you say _"Shut up"_ it'll be censored. 7:05 roblox is flooded of simulators but the recommendation algorithm nowadays is shadow banning them. 7:17 they brag about of it, but there's a lot of scam bots on there. 7:42 You have to ask of a cut of cash for that crap. 8:10 As on 6:29 and 3:58 Again the chat is awful if you say "1" or "is on 3" or "i have 10" they will be censored, you need to be creative like "its on one" or "3cm" or "my inventory says 10". 8:14 (Refs 8:10, 6:29, 3:58) i have to explain it? Also i noticed that Robin got pissed off by not getting the joke. 9:03 HOW DARE YOU (Ref 2:43). 9:15 (Refs 8:14, 8:10, 6:29, 3:58) I'm tired of that. 9:21 (Ref 7:17) They nerfed a lot of bots with their annoying captcha. 9:30 Because the marketplace has so much of furry related thing this attract them, that attract furry haters, (Disclaimer: i'm on neither parties so please leave me alone). 9:50 Tix was a currency like robux, but you earned it by logging constantly or something, the big whales/investors killed them :c Also i never got a chance to get them :C 10:17 because of roblox physics you're better of on the ground rather than being yeeted of a tall building also because fall damage is a thing in that game it makes harder to get down quickly

0:35 you need to have the persons face in your mind when writing the name. That's why people with the same name aren't also affected.

4:38 same goes for headless “Buy real headless” Like bro you expect me to get a cosmetic in an online game for more than 30 bucks when I can get the same thing for less than 1💀

im surprised that Robin actually went thru /gocommitdie cuz it's funny how he doesnt understand a lot of the jokes

2:00 You know they’re lying when Ash’s dad is who knows where, and Delia has almost every one of Ash’s Pokémon

2:23 robin, the joke is the player has v.2 body arms and head but original v.1 legs so the legs are ThIcK and the rest is sleek.

6:23 And Detroit and Ohio and Florida and Alabama and Texas and Los Angeles. Actually, welcome to the entire USA.

I love Robin's innocence 😂

I’m just imagining a guy named Craig watching this

I love this robin is just in extreme confusion and that makes it 10x funnier

0:25 just remember kids, don't fuck around with a person with a fursuit. If they can afford a $3,000 wearable carpet, then they can afford to make our lives a living hell.

Some of those memes are years old at this point I'm genuinely impressed there's still people who have never seen them

0:01 I feel like r/gocommitdie was supposed to be screenshots of random players doing/saying something funny. Now it's just screenshots of themselves saying stuff, which is basically just an alternate way of posting a joke comment

5:06 No, cause as a West Virginian, I would also like to know where the east Virginians are. Do they also eat pepperoni rolls? Do they also enjoy mothman tales?

Think about it this way. If you're in a tall building and an earthquake happens. The building isn't going to fall over like a domino, it's going to crumble from the bottom up as its foundation fails. So if you're on the top floor, you have one layer of roof and whatnot, and you could take reasonable cover. Rescuers wouldn't have to dig through as much crap to find you. If you're on the bottom, you're more likely to be pounded by multiple chunks of debris, increasing the odds that whatever protection you have fails, and making it less likely that rescuers will be able to find you. That said, the best thing to do is to shelter in place. Get your phone, get into a bathtub, put a mattress over you; now you have padding above, and a void space around. If the worst happens, you'll be in a good spot to let people know you're alive.

As a smart furry, i am on your team, Robin.

7:45 YO I WAS THERE WHEN THAT WAS TAKEN

2:58 you know what's a funny word? CHODE. Especially if you say it in a deep, hollywood tough guy voice 😂

the fact that both me and Robin know nothing about the same memes makes it fun to watch

Robin usually never gets anything but we still love him

4:32 - I never played that Roblox Game but this applies to OpenRCT2

5:45 bro i know that guy

I knew a girl who loved dressing in bunny ears. She was hugely science smart. Stereotypes are so dumb. Let people do what they want.

Oh god what is EmKay gonna do with my information

If bloxburg stops being pay to play (like you pay to have access to it) I have a feeling the bloxburg community will have an aneurysm

That OOF censor is definitely a throwback to Old EmKay with Damien.

'haven't heard geneva convention, more a suggestion' Me: "Bro, I've been saying that shit for 3+ years old man"

Day 12 of commenting using chatgpt until Robin notices. "This video had me laughing out loud! The absurdity and irreverence of the posts on r/Gocommitdie never fails to amuse me. The idea of paying for a seat and then just standing on it is the kind of ridiculousness that this subreddit does best. Thanks for sharing this hilarious post - it's a reminder to not take things too seriously and to appreciate the humor in the absurd."

gonna explain some stuff for Robin, timestamps included: 2:11 so basically (this is gonna sound very stupid bc it is) oders/online daters on roblox think that having those kind of legs, the kind that look large, is apparently attractive for some reason, though this doesnt go for all players, just the really dumb ones. 4:00 roblox hashtags are what happens when the roblox filters find something that it doesnt think is safe, but the filter often fails and censors stuff that doesnt need to be censored, leading to loads of hashtags in the chat whenever someone talks. 4:14 theres a ton of games where radio gear is included and its practically useless because of private chat and regular chat, so its often just a cosmetic addition. 8:13 refer to timestamp 2 9:29 often times jojo stans, especially cosplayers, enjoy hating on furries in roblox and being a general nuisance. I hope this all helped, and also hope it doesnt. good luck out there and please do not go on roblox.

3:38 the OG .

If you're wondering what's going on with the hashtags in Roblox, the game uses hashtags as a form of censorship, and sometimes the words it censors are not inappropriate at all. Numbers used to be censored for whatever reason, and the only way to have uncensored numbers was to use prefixes like "lvl".

0:21 I like it how emkay tries to be positive to all groups just to not lose subscribers

me actively losing my shit over Robin barely understanding what's going on despite the fact i only understand it slightly more myself

9:41 ok this one got me rolling

The reason you go up instead of down on an earthquake is if you are on a tall building, lets say your on floor 19 of 20 floors, there is no time to go down and get out of the building safely as if the earthquake is strong enough the building could collapse. Rescuers could easily find you if are on top and you will not get crushed by the ceiling above you, although you will still get hurt and have a chance of dying so just hope and pray. And if you are on a costal area, tsunamis may occur.

This was both enjoyable and painful to watch, please make more on this subreddit!

Robin hood: I AM THE GREATEST PERSON CALLED ROBIN! HUZZAH! EmKav: *Rips open wall* Art thou assured on that subject?

Robin: "I'd like to have a furry on my team." Me: *subtly raises hand*

1:21 In this gamemode he is referring to, it is something called "gun game", where there is a set order of guns you must go through, and the first person to get a kill with every gun wins. Thing is, you are stuck with the weapons, even if you can't get a kill. The OP is probably implying that his aim is bad, and he hates needing to aim.

Robin going through a subreddit with 5 year old humor hurts.

The thing about the constant hashtags (###) is that, in ROBLOX, the censor system replaces your words with hashtags.

POV: You're in an argument Other person: *An actual argument* You: 6:31 Other person: "... Oh shit, you win this argument. Damn..."

0:18 This teacher deserves a raise.

9:52 “tix is kil” “no”

For anyone wondering: Radio gear was a little extra add on in many roblox games that required robux/real money to get/use. All it could do was play some songs if you knew the address to them. It was a huge cash grab for games.