The Wrong Way to Get Through a Breakup - Chris Distefano

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Chris Distefano explains how he grieved a tough breakup and wonders why parents often say one thing when they mean another.
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@MichaelBarrett1984 4 года назад

“Pistachio? Let me see your divorce papers.”

@lundylow 2 года назад

I love when people are alarmingly accurately self-aware.

@imark2569 4 года назад

How he describes himself is exactly what I thought of him before I even clicked on the title

@beckymarie8720 4 года назад

Agreed!

@vinkeyla23 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@auroraborealis13579 4 года назад

Self Awareness is Sexy

@its_nells 3 года назад

Me too

@cesg7749 4 года назад

“Chocolate sprinks” 😂😂😂

@bruin1771 4 года назад

Closer got me hard

@bruin1771 4 года назад

Lmfao not that kinda hard you know what i mean lol

@cesg7749 4 года назад

Terry Myers 😂

@strawberryjam7774 4 года назад

hes so NYC that he aint even know to say jimmies in Boston

@nadeenmohiar6193 4 года назад

Terry Myers looooool

@latoyalewis 4 года назад

“Let me see your divorce papers” 😂😂😂

@bbutler14gmail 4 года назад

La Toya Lewis I know I lost it on that part too! 😂 You must go to the adult store to buy porn or pistachio icecream 😂😂

@nathandelamora7107 4 года назад

Page Butler 😂😂😂😂

@ailawil89 4 года назад

It’s “divawce paypuhs”. LOL

@ActuallyNoah 2 года назад

“Recent colonoscopy” made me laugh considering I just had one at seventeen 😆

@nataliaalfonso2662 4 года назад

He’s every guy I hated growing up which is why I deeply love him.

@experimentsandpranks 4 года назад

very confused

@nataliaalfonso2662 4 года назад

Isaiah Belford he tugs at my nostalgic heartstrings. My hometown sense of humor. He was actually friends with a lot of my friends in high school.

@experimentsandpranks 4 года назад

@@nataliaalfonso2662 LMFAO I WAS KIDDING

@CheeksOfButt 4 года назад

Isaiah Belford 😂😂😂

@sbakernyc5761 4 года назад

Lol you knew Molloy boys? Almost went there... lot of my friends did

@Nutteri 4 года назад

We went to see Chris a few years ago with a couple of German friends and I’ll never forget when he asked our group where we came from: “Oh you from Germany?” “Yeah” “You know the bicycle was invented by Germans?” “Really?” “Yeah, it’s a crazy idea. But you know Germans are known for some craazy ideas.”

@fanOmry 4 года назад

Wow, dick move. Funny though..

@gracehaven5459 4 года назад

Talk about awkward chuckle moment

@daterape5792 4 года назад

that’s actually hilarious

@jakewillenbring3078 4 года назад

Wow that's hilarious

@bruin1771 4 года назад

@selfishcrab 4 года назад

Love the riff at 6:17 when he senses the crowd sat on his rotator cuff tag

@BGriff- 4 года назад

The one girl clapping that hard definitely didnt know.

@danielglassmeyer1381 4 года назад

I think he knows that tag works from prior audience reactions and I love it even more assuming that’s the set up

@codybasore2747 4 года назад

I loved that too! I've watched him do that joke before and he didn't say that. very funny lol.

@RobstaBerkeley21 2 года назад

I mean he definitely got me lol

@KevinTanaka 2 года назад

@@BGriff- or maybe she was the only one that knew. I saw that coming because I do Physical Therapy and most people call it a rotary cup

@TheEnderBand 3 года назад

Love how he says “sprinks” then gets mad at the kid saying “pistach’” lmao

@paulmow3024 2 года назад

Yeah that’s on purpose It’s called comedy

@TheEnderBand 2 года назад

@@paulmow3024 thanks for clearing that up

@NEILANIL1 2 года назад

That's comedy 🤣

@TheTexican05 2 года назад

My first Chris D experience was his awesome story about his Italian monster father coming down to the school, locking the principal in his own office and threatening him until he dropped the expulsion charges against Chris. Hearing it in the NYC accent and some of Chris’s punchlines…pure gold. 🙌 Anyone here who hasn’t seen it needs to. “So I did what I was told. Because I’m daddy’s little princess!” 🤣

@superegobeats 4 года назад

How he caught the fact that the crowd didn’t know it was rotator cuff was awesome.

@primalena8634 2 года назад

Yeah, rough, though.

@ShadowsArch 4 года назад

Still has crazy chaotic bisexual energy

@ericvelasquez3779 4 года назад

Toasted Cheeseburger 😂😂😂😂

@universal7564 4 года назад

It's just your gaydar going haywire.

@hayberdasher8625 4 года назад

whatever helps the comedy, do it

@marcellomori3264 4 года назад

Loving it every day

@borisyurinov4822 4 года назад

Do u people have a gaydar built in? How do you know ?

@Bovice..YT-handles-are-fn-dumb 4 года назад

Comedy Central needs Chrissy D. NOT the other way around.

@fierystag6357 4 года назад

It's just what it is, plain and simp.

@kleb42 4 года назад

You’re right kid

@grim9172 4 года назад

He’s complaining about pistach but just called sprinkles sprinks like 4 times...

@dumaskhan 4 года назад

that's called righteous indignash!

@gamesofcontent 4 года назад

Almost as if it was part if the joke

@Abrahamhamham 4 года назад

Yo, lighten up. It's COMEDY.

@corbinstumm 4 года назад

@@gamesofcontent yeah this guy, i swear

@bbutler14gmail 4 года назад

Hey hey now... the man’s beautiful AND funny. ..He can say watever he wants 🤷🏽‍♀️😂😂

@hunterfowler8322 3 года назад

"Put some sprinks on it". A sentence I never knew I needed to hear.

@georgephilis 4 года назад

Absolutely love how he takes jabs at his parents, especially his dad, so funny :-)

@matthewfitzgerald7710 4 года назад

Dude straight killed this set

@footballroxx24 4 года назад

Eastsrn coast confidencce nj/ ny stand up lmao

@bananapee86 2 года назад

DONT MESS WITH THE GINA’s

@SLICKDEXIC 4 года назад

This guy has Sal Vulcano energy

@Drew-hd4hm 4 года назад

Yess!!!!!! Well said

@mimigiggles4199 4 года назад

Were on something's burning with Bert Kreischer together.

@yigyog 4 года назад

thought the same thing the instant he said "sprinks"

@ex-hecticskeptic8303 4 года назад

Thank you! I was immediately wondering why he seemed so familiar lol

@ajhc18 4 года назад

Think they’re really good friends.

@flangecorp9789 4 года назад

"Cmon Mom, you know I love pistache."

@machariamuragori9587 4 года назад

half of his material is things he should be telling a therapist

@chosarang9488 4 года назад

Welcome to comedy

@melvina628 4 года назад

About his priest.

@BigDeezle420 4 года назад

Watch him on Ryan Sicklers show, he deep dives

@auroraborealis13579 4 года назад

@@chosarang9488 I was literally going to comment this. 🙏☝️🌠

@wendel5868 4 года назад

Dr. Ruffus Barker The whole Bill Burr’s material too

@CLAWZGALAW 4 года назад

“DIABETREES!!!” 🤣😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

@jessiesargent7212 4 года назад

I have always loved pistachio ice cream. It's one of my favorite colors and since I spent a lot of time with my great grandparents, I ate a lot of old people food. I was that kid who ordered liver and onions at restaurants lol

@china_is_asshole 3 года назад

It's good with rice.

@HitPeace 2 года назад

Let me see your divorce papers!

@jlui21 2 года назад

- where's your AARP card? Did you get the diabtres with that pistachio ice cream, mam?

@jessiesargent7212 2 года назад

@@HitPeace no not divorced. I've been married for 15 years next month

@captainjack5668 2 года назад

@@jessiesargent7212 I also love pistachio flavor ice cream...and here's another oldie i love...Butter Pecan..lol

@strawberryjam7774 4 года назад

hes so NY he aint even know they're called jimmies in Boston

@terrycrews1760 4 года назад

strawberry Jam WHats called jimmies? I’m from Houston. We call condoms jimmies lol

@strawberryjam7774 4 года назад

@@terrycrews1760 lol it means that too but ice cream sprinkles

@Puffpuffcass 4 года назад

In Maryland we call them jimmies as well. Well tbh only the black sprinkles are called jimmies.

@majidminhas8954 4 года назад

@@Puffpuffcass im from baltimore, never heard of it.

@JonLeeCon 3 года назад

We have an ice cream place in my town in MD called Jimmy Cone, so we call the sprinkles jimmies

@FatJoke 4 года назад

Cartridge, Eucalyptus, Rotary Cuffs ... I swear my mother in law always says she needs to get „her electric lights“ instead of electrolytes.

@bdsaints1986 4 года назад

I'm just happy someone pronounced "espresso" correctly for once!

@smileyfacewithsunglasses7613 4 года назад

How do they normally pronounce it?

@MichelleOrtizGarza 4 года назад

SmileyFace WithSunglasses “expresso”

@lunchbox1553 4 года назад

@@MichelleOrtizGarza I've never heard anyone pronounce it like that before.

@seanmc221 3 года назад

He is half Italian

@QueenSince 4 года назад

Still waiting for his dad to get on the podcast 😂

@daniellethompson3564 2 года назад

Yup stillll waiting 😂

@danii888 Год назад

Check Anxiety Tuesdays! His dad is on there.

@timboslice8559 3 года назад

He deserves a Netflix special!!!

@tonydeez8948 2 года назад

May 3rd... Speshy Weshy

@yordygarcia1242 3 года назад

haha its funnier when you realize he was a physical therapist

@GucciGil-KC 3 года назад

I’m watching this in an ER waiting room and had to stop because i couldn’t control my laughing

@simplybookish1277 4 года назад

Pinot Grigio wine and Michael Buble... sounds like my normal life now 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

@theodoroskalopedis 4 года назад

Chris - ill never let go Chris one mine later - i gotta learn to let go.

@EJofLA 4 года назад

Funny, warm and humble- what a sweet set!

@anthonyzullo 4 года назад

Chrissy D baby! Keeping it tucked!

@s36430 4 года назад

Best transgender comedian🙌🙌

@bruin1771 4 года назад

@amunm.7858 4 года назад

@@s36430 😂😂😂

@terrycrews1760 4 года назад

Ante Radić ??? What? Are you serious?

@aardlord 3 года назад

🕺

@ckcx918 4 года назад

Just finished a bowl of pistachio ice cream as I started watching this 💀

@ThePierreduski 2 года назад

Hahaha he’s clearly a physical therapist, I loved the PT jokes.

@NowImGonnaStarve 4 года назад

Cuzzy cracked this one open and cleaned it out. Love it babe!

@margicates553 4 года назад

I almost didn’t click on the thumbnail, because of his haircut!😆

@hectorcabrera8019 4 года назад

The guy at 4:51 needs to iron his shirt

@cecilia4947 4 года назад

For real tho

@louandlilly 3 года назад

Holy. Yea he does 🙈

@christianmaas8934 3 года назад

You know the hemis haven't reached the "iron age"

@LeonarBolt 3 года назад

Damn and he needs it quick, that shit’s horrible

@cesg7749 4 года назад

LOVE this guy! Hilarious

@TheSnowReport28 4 года назад

Pistachio was my fave ice cream as a kid too 😂

@tvs9978 4 года назад

Me too. Guess we were weird

@daedum3177 4 года назад

Same

@thewhat531 4 года назад

Pistachio crew in the house

@wobbe6624 4 года назад

Same..never got an icecream without atleast 1 scoop of pistachio

@jillianleda6732 4 года назад

That and mint 💚😍💚 Anything green lol and I loved blue drinks 😂😂😂

@Neenaross214 2 года назад

The first 20 seconds and I’m dying laughing!!!!! Love this guy

@novanironstine6359 4 года назад

Chris has the best material😂😂 you just wanna listen to him for hours. Hope he never loses that. Funny funny guy👏👏

@bananapee86 2 года назад

Banana pee

@jenniferbates2811 4 года назад

I live in Rhode Island and we say " jimmies" instead of chocolate sprinkles. We don't pronounce our R's either!

@odalisjimenez2637 4 года назад

I need more of this guy!

@Sugarskulls_forever 4 года назад

Love this dude!

@domzdome9723 4 года назад

I love how chrissy slow his pace a little bit for this special. Props to chrissy and i love history hyenas.

@cheyenneschultz9880 4 года назад

Not gunna lie, thought when he said the rotary cuff in your shoulder was not the word, I was thinking it was rotisery 🤷‍♀️😂

@elir7184 2 года назад

🤣

@isaacchavez6297 4 года назад

Cashier: “Pistachio flavor? Who the hell do you think you are you little punk. Freakin poser”

@lostlang 4 года назад

My friend told me I look like this guy so I came to check him out and then he just insulted his own looks for the first 2 minutes 😐 Update: I also love pistachio ice cream

@bbutler14gmail 4 года назад

Jack Langborg Send me a pic and I”ll be the judge. 😉Also he was being modest. The mans cute and funny 🤷🏽‍♀️

@lostlang 4 года назад

@@bbutler14gmail id agree but don't think I look much like him 😂

@bbutler14gmail 4 года назад

Jack Langborg If your friend that said that is a female, shes proly right. We’re pretty good about seeing similarities like that. Also your proly at least mildly funny too cause your watching standup

@lostlang 4 года назад

@@bbutler14gmail well she's a woman so hell ya I'll take it

@incican7089 4 года назад

It was actually the kid that liked pistachio ice cream

@RantTherapist 2 года назад

LMAO. I like his energy. Great comedian.

@lolakensington855 Год назад

I laughed until I cried! "The cartridge in my knee" killed me.

@globetrekker86 4 года назад

“I got diabetres” 😂

@troythompson2 4 года назад

The delivery on this

@kristennicole5080 4 года назад

“pistache” hahahahahaha

@tracihendrix5761 3 года назад

I have this saved under my faves!! 🤣😂

@DR053 3 года назад

“Let me see your divorce papers. When was your last colonoscopy? What have you been through, kid?!”

@vmvarga5386 2 года назад

SENSATIONAL

@anakapoesie9720 3 года назад

Take a shot everytime he says "you know" 😂

@gwilliams5901 2 года назад

Thanks, now that’s all I focus on 🤣🤣🤣

@somedudewithnomustache2908 4 года назад

Loooove this dude haha

@brandydt30 2 года назад

Sprinks lol 😂😂

@silviocifuentes4905 4 года назад

The rotary cup got meeeeeee hahaha

@leec439 4 года назад

Yes!! More Chris

@Nobodyhome630 2 года назад

“Sprinks” LoL

@Stevebaby123 4 года назад

Love this guy.

@alexisweishaar9038 4 года назад

I absolutely lost it at Grogle.Crom

@evam6566 4 года назад

I love the hair

@tinseltina 4 года назад

6:38 that line was like the punch to the gut

@fanOmry 4 года назад

Why does every time I hear his bits, I want to sit him down for homemade pizza, pastries and Coffee/Cocoa... And let him cry on my shoulder untill he's better. It will ruin the act.

@terrycrews1760 4 года назад

fanOmry I think it’s bc you realize he needs a therapist sitting across from him and not an audience lol

@fanOmry 4 года назад

@@terrycrews1760 true

@justindillon4634 3 года назад

Cause you’re an FF it is what it is kid

@dalibofurnell Год назад

Brilliant 👌

@buddy77587 4 года назад

Fabulous!

@RobstaBerkeley21 2 года назад

He got me on the rotary cuff lmao

@evan7067 2 года назад

I love Chris so much

@sarikatimmi 4 года назад

chris and theo together are the besttt

@rayfamily4893 4 года назад

This is absolute fire! lol always knew about Chris because of his little stuff on tv but he is now getting the platform and looks to really do his thing. What an amazing comic.

@missevelynr 2 года назад

5:49 underrated, “eucalyptus” had me wheezing 🐨

@ArdelleVision 4 года назад

Getting inspired to do some standup (bucket list goals)

@extrasmalldoll654 4 года назад

Don't.

@onjofilms 4 года назад

You can do it. If you have a good set, write it out over time. You got it girl. It's all about timing.

@ArdelleVision 4 года назад

onjoFilms I agree. I started practicing and writing some ideas out last night. I realize it’ll need to be worked out. I took a stand up comedy course a couple years ago and trying to remember what I learned

@bruin1771 4 года назад

Do it

@freddyfootstomps6557 4 года назад

You’re probably going to suck. Every professional comedian says that when they started they were terrible. Really a skill that you have to push through and fail a lot

@anony1596 2 года назад

The way I screamed within the first 17 seconds yooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bc it's true 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I literally thought some variation of that as i clicked on the thumbnail

@Z33_Cowboy 2 года назад

I love this guy 😂😂😂

@lukeanselll 4 года назад

More Chris !

@psychosoma5049 3 года назад

He is perfection

@LuzMaria95 3 года назад

I love this guy 😂♥️

@siannamaddy6590 4 года назад

He didn't have to call everyone out about the rotary cuff.. Lolol

@mitchiegotmovesy7635 4 года назад

6:19 yeah I totally forgot it was rotator

@hunterhatch7738 Год назад

"I know I look like one of though d-bag frat boys" Starts telling his jokes: Me.... yeah you don't look like one you are one🤣

@liny2sd 3 года назад

Italian kids dig pistachio ice cream. It was part of the regular rotation of ice cream flavors in my household with an Italian mother.

@MAV-xq1ch 3 года назад

He's my NY/NJ soul mate. Hes the only one that gets me.

@hackshall 4 года назад

I love the Chris Destefano fonts in the background

@buddy77587 4 года назад

I love you Chris

@pleasantsville 2 года назад

First time I’ve heard this guy. He’s funny!

@sap9378 2 года назад

The cartridge 😭😂😂😂

@TurkeyDart 3 года назад

Killed!

@gabrieljean-batiste2006 4 года назад

He's absolutely gorgeous.

@grantsherman6990 4 года назад

Gabriel Jean-Batiste ur gay

@gabrieljean-batiste2006 4 года назад

@@grantsherman6990 Guilty.

@Octobris 4 года назад

@@grantsherman6990 people are gay, Steven.

@wakenow7612 3 года назад

@@gabrieljean-batiste2006 if the most interesting thing about you, that you have to announce everytime you go somewhere, is your sexual identity... Let's be honest.... You aren't that interesting.

@gabrieljean-batiste2006 3 года назад

@@wakenow7612 Who said I announce it everywhere I go? And if I do, what's it to you? If you feel the need to project onto to me, maybe you're a bigot. 🤷