Theo Von sucks, name something remotely funny that comes out of his mouth. I find him to be a fucking fake ass douche that thinks he is funny and if this is funny I don't wan't to have anything to do with comedy again.
christian bartolotta did you consider that your dislike of his personality or humour is because there is something inside of yourself that upsets you. Everybody has that with something
It is actually Comedy Centrals video, they pay big bucks, so it will be in every feed, regardless of how many of you douche canoes came after the JRE podcast. Thanks for bringing awareness to Autism though....
Great stories as always. BUT let it be known, i'm probably not alone, when i say i skip the intro every time because it spoils the best parts. I want to be surprised, i clicked this video for a reason.
Theo von. If you ever read this or have the chance to do so sir, you have brought pure joy & comedy into my day every time i watch this skit. I give you your roses sir!! Wordplay on fuckin point! Great sense of humor!! Much love and respect
He's not from the south though. Louisiana isn't the south. It's its own thing. It's backwoods combined with French combined with crazy. We don't claim them.
@Burnintreez321 Why don't you & "pnut3844able" get a room, jeez. You're not the arbiters of who's southern or not, lmao. Also, if we don't want to claim Louisiana, then we'll have to disregard Florida as well, that's for sure... Face it, a lot of us are crazy & have earned our reputations. But we're also known for southern charm & being welcoming. Show Theo some respect; he's pretty cool *and* hilarious.
It was a dark neighborhood - that's not a euphemism all the street lights were busted out - so you couldn't tell that it was predominantly black *OK you got your like just for that joke. That was good.*
I get if you're American and wanna leave the 'u' out, but is "neighbhood" an accepted shorthand? Why not take it one step further to nbhood. Or NBH, if you're really in a jam for time.
@@Slownlazy It's always been spelled "neighborhood" here buddy. You can't fault me for spelling the way we spell it over here. Don't go around looking for people to bitch at, I'm about the last tree you should be barking up on youtube if you want to get into lazy spelling.
My friend once bet me that I couldn't finish a 750 of whiskey in under four hours. I finished it in 2 hours, had a 6-pack of beer afterwards, and still haven't collected on that fucking bet.
...so... I...should do... away with the bowl drawer...?!..? OMG, so that's why I'm still single..... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂 (...but we're all on the same page about glass, cup and coffee mugs right...? Always keep them in the drawer closest to the sink.....) bahaha
@@vodkacannon Fuck you, the hell it isn't! A nice og, carboxylized, and added to a good sauce (spaghetti sauce), absolutely magnificent. A nice soft sativa dominant Maui Wowie trainwreck or Jack Herrera mix toasted onto some garlic bread... "Insert stereotypical Italian food saying expressing excellence here"
@@andrewactingwayne I don't even know much about culinary with marijuana besides brownies and cookies, and I can vouch for what you just said. Just weed on its own is fucking delicious as long as it's proper bud
@@followdanger890I think from her point of view he just killed the mood (like she probably wanted him to ask for a bj or somn and he looked uncool/unattractive when he tried to kiss her in an awkward position) and chicks that act like this lash out when they don't get their way exactly how they envisioned it ngl (narcissism)
It’s crazy. His cocaine story with the taxi driver I have heard him tell three times. It’s hilarious every time I hear it. Dudes amazing at telling stories
Haha Same. Heard it at Diaz and Rogan. But You can tell, he’s telling the truth because he’s telling the little details are coming back in the story. I like this dude and his story telling quality.
@@sniper8459 Yep unlike Joey Diaz tho, you can tell Theo is telling the truth. Everything that comes out of Joey Diaz mouth is bulls**t, he's the biggest liar and he's bad at it too. His lies are obvious lies that would fall apart if anyone questioned him.
Theo seems like the guy that goes out for a pack of smokes on a regular teusday and comes back 3 days later with one shoe, no shirt, no wallet, keys or phone. And he probably had the time of his life and made some new friends. Such a laid back dude.
I have 2 Tickets to Theo Von at The Wilbur Theatre in Boston March 8th I gotta get rid of People going fell through! Interested message me on Instagram @GodIsMyJudgeLockard decent seats in the MEZZA section. Onward.
There's a Robin Williams joke that goes, "Some people think that Scarface was a bit over the top. But anyone who's ever done a pound of Peruvian blow knows that is a documentary."
Such a funny line...though I gotta say with all due respect to the badass that is Theo, cocaine doesn't make you forget how to get to heaven, it teaches you how to get there
8 points for originality. 2 points for the pronunciation of certain words. It really helps out the joke. You get an understanding of a southern boys night out in New York. 10/10 joke
@@Anothergoogleaccount1 in his podcast he tells this as a story of how he knew he had to get sober... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ND3IhIj4KzU.html
Theo talking about feeling uncomfortable literally all the time and just wanting to feel okay is something that I can't even begin to express how much I relate to. I haven't watched him in anything until now and knowing that someone else was able to get up on stage and share that kind of thing is so helpful. I feel silly for not watching him sooner.
It hit me hard that someone else even felt like that. It's how I feel all the time and always have. I'm sorry that u feel the same way but it's almost comforting that someone else understands it.
He looks like if Marky Mark Wahlberg and Leonardo DiCaprio got together and had a baby, and then Matt Damon and Tom Brady got together and had a baby. Then those babies fucked, and made a baby with a touch of tism and a mullet.
@@donaldcaldwell2135 nah he turns around at one point and makes a face to the audience behind him that he made to the audience in front of him to make sure they saw it too
Likeable and likable BOTH are acceptable. You don't hafta make up anything. It's a bona-fide real word. 😊🎉 I would have loved to catch this 3 years ago. Nothing to be done about it now. Cheers bud.
@@BrokenSofa basically that, since his head is totally numb, the best he can do is "neck thoughts" instead of using his brain. The implication is that neck thoughts are inferior to brain thoughts lmao
@@sabrinafletcher7884 Yeah that scanned but it wasn't funny. It's the same as if he'd said "I don't have any blue balloons." Yeah, alright me neither. And then move on with the conversation. You feel me?
@@BrokenSofa I agree. I don't think it was some clever joke or that there was anything to "get", the only comedic value to me was it was just a silly thing to say with funny delivery
This is the funniest shit I have seen from a younger comedian in years. The part where he's like I was so high at one point I was like "yo where is the driver?".. He could have ended it there and it would have still killed. But to have the sense to also add after the laugh "and he didn't know?" just shows how good this guy is.
@@NASTYBOYKEN yeah, wasnt he on road rules back in the day? That shit was ages ago before mentally handicapped orange people from jersey started fucking and fighting each other over who had the rights to the ed hardy and affliction brand deal.
Okay, I LOST IT when he said “ when a man keeps saying his name is Luigi and your saying I adore you, 99 percent of the time this doesn’t end heterosexually” 😂😂😂😂
You guys should definitely look into Theo's other podcasts! His "This Past Weekend" and "The King and the Sting" shows are turning the comedy game inside out!
