Theo answers a question from a top Patreon supporter about the most embarrassing moment of his life. Support TPW on Patreon: / theovon TPW 9-18: • 9-18-17: Surprise Gues...
He's not being serious at all he is a troll all the time just like Norm Macdonald. He takes calls from the viewers and he's really making fun of them and they think that he is trying to help them that is what's funny about him everybody thinks is for Real or at least most of his fans
Me reading this comment half-way through the video: LOL that has nothing to do with the topic at hand Theo at the end: whacky tacky ball sacky go smacky smacky
I was taking a standardized test in 8th grade, you weren’t allowed to leave the class for 4 hours. I had to go to the bathroom so badly, I remember sweating and everything. My teacher looked at me the entire time and gave me pity stares. I was turtle heading the entire time, I blazed through the second part of the test, I didn’t care if I failed at this point. Once I could finish I could leave but I wasn’t allowed back in the class. I was wearing brand new khaki polo shorts, I stood up to leave and a little bit of shit came out and went all of the back of my shorts. I ran to the bathroom did the deed and had my mom come get me, it was awful.
Excellent story. When I was in 3rd grade I got invited to a rich pretty girls bday party at the country club. I didn’t have swim trunks because we swam in the river and lakes so it was more of a blue jeans shorts experience. Anyway I wore a pair of white shorts but I knew I wasn’t supposed to wear underwear. Fast forward to me standing on the diving board after having got in the pool. Kid behind me goes “nice ass” I look down then look up to see everyone looking at me and laughing. Solid character building moment. I would have much rather ate some bananas.
That is shitty and embarassing. I could totally picture this whole scenario playing out. And just ugh... Man. Thanks for sharing it though dude. Im a new subscriber only a couple videos in, but Im enjoying your transparency. It is very refreshing to hear some real shit for a change. :-)
I had acne on my chin for a long time when I was young & whenever I was around ANYONE I would bite my nails so my hand would cover my chin and I remember specifically looking at myself and thinking no girl would EVER touch me let alone go near me. I was embarrassed 24/7 my whole high school life. That was the most embarrassing time of my life. I wish it wasn't for so long.
These wierd instances in life teach us alot though, how to treat or not treat others, what's acceptable or not in a public forum, individual acertions, realizations and growth!
If there ever were a comedy award, Theo would win it. Because there can be only one. Edit: Holy shit, I just realized he's a modern day mark twain, just funnier.
I was literally that same kid. I still have acne, my pants are still tight, still a nerd at heart! Poor Theo ❤️🩹 but look at you now! Bet all the pretty girls like you now! Haha God bless you sweetheart.
I came to this video after watching a few of Theo Von's incredible and hilarious stand up anecdotes and so immediately I was like hold on, "the MOST embarrassing moment"?? This is gonna be outrageous! But it was really personal, and now I respect this guy even more.
I feel for you, Theo! My friends from middle & high school never called me Monica. They just called me Mexican or "Little Bean" (which was usually said in an endearing way). I've been 4''11 & 102 lbs since 6th grade. In school, my friends would pick me up and put me on top of this coat rack we had in the school lobby. They'd leave me sitting on that top shelf and laugh because it was too high for me to jump down without possibly hurting myself. I'd laugh along with it & they'd let me down soon after but it was still awkward embarrassment. So I may not have a ball sack and I'm not growing any white mold on my fun bun yet, but I know what it's like to feel like the little lone bean sitting on a very tall dusty shelf. Sad part is now I'm 37, still not an inch taller or pound heavier 😖 my 20th HS reunion is this July. Yikes. But in reality, eating a banana or being stuck on a shelf like that damn Christmas elf, is nothing compared to other peoples' stories!
@mixedwildchild I didn't know we were sharing the worst thing to ever happen to us. If Theo's worst experience is eating a banana, then I'm sure he had it easy too. Relax.
I came here for a much needed laugh today and my heart felt like breaking for young Theo and felt more like crying...until the very end. ‘A white ball hair full of potassium’. 😂😂😂😂😂. You do not disappoint!
I have a brain tumor that used to cause me to have seizures. When I was in highschool only a couple close friends knew about it. One day I was invited over by a girl I had liked since grade school. I remember feeling so excited that she wanted to spend time with me. Anyway I was sitting on the edge of her bed and suddenly had a seizure and it caused me to piss my pants on her bed. When I came too I was so embarrassed I ran out of her house jumped in the car and went home. She called my best friend Tony and he had told her that I had the brain tumor and whatever but I was so embarrassed I thought my life was over. Turned out she was very sweet and understanding about the whole thing. But as a 16 year old kid I did not feel like everything was okay. 😂
I feel like this naturally turns into a pissing contest so here goes... 6th grade. Slept over at a friends house, had known this kid since I was 4. He asked me which girl I liked and managed to get the answer out of me after he voluntarily told me his choice first. Well, so much for trust building - a few weeks later in shop class, the teacher had fallen asleep playing solitaire (sounds bad but this school had no money for a real shop class, it was essentially a misfitting name for study hall.) Whole class is jabbering away, I'm sitting next to my friend and across from the girl I had liked. She keeps making obtuse references to me liking her and I'm trying to act all coy. Now you know how there's that thing that happens in large groups sometimes where everyones conversion dies but one and one person winds up shouting something in a room full of quiet people? Yeah, this time the quote heard throughout the whole 6th grade class, in this girls aggravated tone (as in she clearly didnt like me, and if you saw a picture of me then you wouldnt expect anyone in the school to want to even look my way) was "I KNOW you like me, *says my name, you know, just in case anyone wasnt looking* Matt told me!" I tried to smile for a second and play it off but had to give up on that. My face was so red I felt like it was burning. Not sure I ever really got over it, dude Point of the story: never trust anyone named Matt. In fact, I should really find where that kid lives....
I feel ya bro...grew up poor born in 79....welfare mom ....I had stupid clothes growing up...being poor made me a hell of a fighter though ...keep doin your thing brother
7th and 8th grade are some of the worst years. We all suffer through them, and we don’t understand until we are older that everyone feels awkward and weird at that age (even that pretty girl has felt that way too).
During recess I sat by fence with my coat over my face since two others challenged me to contest to see who could stay there longest covered up. After 15 mins I revealed my face only to realize the whole class was lined up just waitn 4 my dumbass to quit. Thinking back it wasn't a big deal although it shattered me that day.
idk why but this reminded me of a moment: When I was 10 years old I went to a yu-gi-oh tournament and in the middle of the match my opponent started laughing hysterically and I had no idea what was happening until he pointed out that one of my testicales I hanging out of my pants... I just left the scenery... I dont even know how that happend to this day...
The emotion I was left with while listening to his description of the lone, white ball hair is so complex and compelling - a little hint of laughter, but primarily had a mixture of sympathy and sorrow in it, maybe. Seems like there's more to it, even, but what?
"Everything that was wrong with me was all that I could think about" Bro yall need to stop fucking with my man Theo he's giving yall glimpses into his soul
I hate waking up to go to work, but listening to this woke me up and made me laugh so hard. You are such a sweetie and you’re so funny. Jeezy Petes you’re lovely. Keep it up love :)
