The San Francisco Sleepwalker

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Theo has a run in with a Sleepwalker while staying in San Francisco for Clusterfest
FULL EPISODE: • San Fran Sleepwalkers ...
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@sixstringblues06 2 года назад

"we heard em in the other room you know, dashing through the snow" dude this guy speaks on another level

@codeypendent1899 6 лет назад

Pillow case full of deer antlers. That has to be the best metaphor I have ever heard. Nails it and is incredibly accurate

@zacklance7798 6 лет назад

O C no you don’t

@sainthardcorps 5 лет назад

the fact he said that (and everything else) with a straight face, legendary

@Huskinmatt 3 года назад

Girls with a little bit of herumphf to em ... remain superior to bag of antler bones beaches in 2021

@benaskrensintellect332 2 года назад

It cant be the best metaphor u ever heard dude. Its a similie..u and 61 ppl r as dumb as a rock ....(another similie) your ignorance is a smelly lake. A metaphor. Lol gang boi

@miriamzepeda6445 6 лет назад

“Dashing through the snow ❄️” now I don’t hear that phrase the same way

@dwightwest2885 6 лет назад

I lost it when he said that

@steelecan 6 лет назад

miriam zepeda that was funny

@julianaespezido-lewis4604 5 лет назад

Same, same. 🤣😂

@Sweetteatn615 4 года назад

And it's not even a seasonal thing 😂😂😂

@deezlesteezle 2 месяца назад

Mama mia!

@Koolstorybro765 6 лет назад

Theo Von is the funniest dude I’ve ever heard. This guy is a legend.

@RaspySquares 6 лет назад

This is a good guy to float the river with

@Papajankypot 6 лет назад

RaspySquares yea, but he's sober.... That might work out for the best though.

@evanabbott2737 5 лет назад

Ohh yeah! I would totally float along with this dude.😁👍

@Huskinmatt 3 года назад

Fuckin wake em up and shut it down- ain’t no good ever comes from some sleep wackiness. Sleep horny frumpkinatas don’t fall into a mans lap like that without some serious premeditated Kung foolishness

@coolkid9967 2 года назад

@@Huskinmatt sick bars

@jacobtaylor3598 6 лет назад

Funniest man I've ever heard just talking naturally. Amazing. Theo will be one of the best in 5-10 years.

@kcaa2766 6 лет назад

Jacob Taylor him and Patrice. Just speak funnier shit than most can write. Including themselves sometimes.

@irietropicals4255 5 лет назад

Bill Burr too

@tjlimehouse 2 года назад

This comment looking smarter and smarter as time goes on lmao. Good take

@jasperpuccinelli5856 2 года назад

One of the best yet the industry sleeps

@peacockryan Год назад

this comment aged well.

@IAmKrow 5 лет назад

I love how he often speaks in colorful, hilarious and downright surreal imagery. Love Theo, bless his heart

@Archonsx 2 года назад

a true poet

@kylieshaye6562 Год назад

He really is good at describing things in a way that no one else would

@rupertwallace9774 6 лет назад

Does anyone else think he's going to be huge in a few years

@peteredwards9837 6 лет назад

Rupert Wallace more like this year

@zacklance7798 6 лет назад

More like. Now my guys Theo is blowing UP

@CobDaGOAT 6 лет назад

Hes the best comedian ever, dont @ me

@maxmizur4962 6 лет назад

We’ll see if he can get another special out, or find another medium like the podcasts to chase. Hard to tell if someone can write content every year you know? I can’t imagine getting an act right and then you do the special and it’s all done.

@punisher00109 6 лет назад

this year or next for sure. dude needs a TV show or something IMO. him and Chris D'elia could cohost some shit

@praisethesun69 6 лет назад

She's goldilockin'!

@hmaxum1037 6 лет назад

knight solaire 😂

@Huskinmatt 3 года назад

Frumpkins ... Neanderthalstress

@emilyzisman 5 лет назад

"San Francisco has mastered the art of homelessness." Yep.

@matthewalkman386 2 года назад

not necessarily a bad thing, having a "home" is overrated, a debt magnet, and sucks happiness with the illusion that its a signal of success.

@emilyzisman 2 года назад

@@matthewalkman386 I don't disagree with the philosophy, but you are speaking of and about individuals who have the luxury of choosing not to have a conventional home. The reality is that most homeless people do not have the choice because they don't have the resources.

@matthewalkman386 2 года назад

@@emilyzisman you said "luxury" - having a home isnt a luxury, you are missing my point completely and dont get it. There is no luxury in having a home - its an illusion of happiness. If you were to hand them all a home, there is no guarantee it will provide happiness - its just another material thing.

@cosmoseinfeld1 6 лет назад

I love Theo Von. I'm from Northern Ireland and I've found my new favourite comedian

@youtubedrifter5594 6 лет назад

Glenn Burton: You know what’s interesting? Competence inspires confidence no matter where you’re from. People pick up on it no matter the language you speak or the region you’re from. It’s something that transcends culture. By the by I spent about 6 months in Shannon Ireland 🇮🇪 great people great culture. But also very Homogeneous. Just not in a bad way. Hospitality and Truth are culturally ingrained in the Irish.

@coralreefer4602 6 лет назад

Sleep trespassing lmao

@hmaxum1037 6 лет назад

Coral Reefer who she working for? 😂

@ITSSKUDDUMMY 6 лет назад

"She's sleep trespassing and she might be working for the devil" LMFAO Theo you funny as fuck

@raisingradicals5564 6 лет назад

Like makin' love to a pillowcase fulla deer antlers 😂🦌

@JordanRey 6 лет назад

Pillowcase full of deer antlers. I almost died laughing.

@jitsroller 5 лет назад

Another comedian years ago, cant recalled his name, said having sex with a skinny girl is like jumping in bed with a pillow case full of hangers.

@infintiyward Год назад

@@jitsroller think it was jim norton

@jitsroller Год назад

@@infintiyward Now you have me trying to remember it's not Jim Norton because hes my age I'm 54 and I was just a kid watching it on the improv when I heard the guy say it. It's trivial have a great day.

@nutsbutdum 6 лет назад

If you're going to San Francisco...be sure to watch out for hotel frumpkins!

@peterbiltx5000 6 лет назад

I got hit on by one of them frumpkins...

@sanderayala7689 5 лет назад

What are frumpkins?

@xh0rn3rx 6 лет назад

I see the genious of your comedy. You re not so caught up in being all existential amd profound. Like when you don't know the word or what you talk about you explain in an extremely funny weird simple way that we can all relate. You re doing nothing but being yourself. Not tryna impress anyone just doin yo thang dawg. Reminds me of how me amd my stoner friends convos would go in high school haha

@evanabbott2737 5 лет назад

I just came across Theo about a year ago now, and I am glad to know about one of the best stand up comedians working today. The guy is totally unique and in comedic genius territory for sure.🤔👍

@sainthardcorps 5 лет назад

the subtle jokes are so good, he almost hides these brilliant little jokes. So much better when you have to work for it

@thenameisbombe 2 года назад

Man Theo says the most intriguing, off the wall shit. 😆 gotta love em

@jerrynadler2883 Год назад

Bro the deer antler part, like that's exactly how a super skinny girl feels, these metaphors are crazy.

@someguy6924 2 года назад

Theo literally the best story teller I’ve ever heard. Comedic intelligence is off the charts

@VinnieVega 6 лет назад

Theo my guy, I’m loving this come up you got going on bro, been following you for a while ever since you was truckin those hamps through the city lmao

@Stephen_Eee 6 лет назад

Your not supposed to wake them coz if they're a dream warrior, they might be bringing Freddy Cruger out

@EpicGamer-ko4wr 5 лет назад

Theo is new to me but I’m hooked! I love the way his brain works! He’s hilarious and his comedy gets me through the day!

@tredar22able 6 лет назад

Theo saying I don't know who she was working for had me on the fucking floor laughing

@60withGod 6 лет назад

“I don’t know who she’s working for maybe the devil” 😂😂

@AliRastegari 2 года назад

Theo's mind lives in 5th dimension

@vitocorleone1462 5 лет назад

Dashing through the snow. Dude that's hilarious

@hmaxum1037 6 лет назад

I had to pause this multiple times while listening at work. I was trying so hard not to laugh that my eyes were hurting from the tear refusal.

@evanabbott2737 5 лет назад

Theo is like, comedically dangerous! He can make you laugh yourself to death!😁👍

@kasiecastleberry 6 лет назад

😑🙏🏼... Speaking of dark arts.

@idkwefr1751 6 лет назад

Your channel description fucks me

@kasiecastleberry 6 лет назад

Midnight in the Bay Podcast Oh, 100%..

@Rob88 6 лет назад

Gang gang.

@kasiecastleberry 6 лет назад

Brian Brian Word.. Alright then.

@dagger_dick9741 6 лет назад

Brian Brian jeez Brian you need to get out alittle bit homeboy

@whatistau Год назад

Theo is like a walking Chuck Palachniuk book

@kylieshaye6562 Год назад

FRONT BOOTY someone needs to list all these theo-isms and make it into a book. I will buy one for everyone I know and donate to every library within 200 miles of me.

@ccdevall 5 лет назад

I have never laughed so much in my life! Amazing storyteller! Love the Von!

@codydigital2860 6 лет назад

Pillowcase full of deer antlers LOL saved the best for last.

@kelbinskater 3 года назад

She out here “goldy lockin “

@MatthewStout 6 лет назад

Theo practicing them dark arts in the dark lighting.

@clavididk1236 6 лет назад

Theo my brah always got that hittah brah

@justinhoule8141 5 лет назад

"This lady is sleep tresspassing" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO I just died

@tylerbarnette3769 6 лет назад

Can't wait to see you July 21😂😂 always hit your podcast up when welding

@duckettmusic469 5 лет назад

Tyler Barnette dude same here

@steveishot 5 лет назад

this boy gifted with a touch of 'tism

@christophermurphy8910 5 лет назад

For as good as he is at coming up with funny ass material off the top of his head, You'd think he would have a new hour out by now. I can't wait for it!

@peapool5420 6 лет назад

Some little muppet Neanderthals

@georgelackman3374 6 лет назад

no human has ever made me laugh out loud so hard and so often. fuck yes theo

@queenanstation8852 5 лет назад

Like a nocturnal Carl lewis-theo von🤣🤣💯

@hiskishow 6 лет назад

Pillowcase full of deer antlers. Omg. 😂😂

@NeuKrofta 6 лет назад

"hey jackass, shut it down" LMFAO

@jackmehoff3253 5 лет назад

This needs to be part of the next special

@skymarriot 6 лет назад

LMAO " jingle bells on his wrist". Im Dead! Man, your mind is magnificent. San FranWeirdo is a crummy place.

@dylanvanhoorne3191 6 лет назад

Pick up sticks hahahahahaha

@slimeballz 6 лет назад

😂😂😂 I don't mind that grizzle Youza a fool with it!!!

@theogate-snipyninja9556 6 лет назад

Whole lot of gang shit going on in Theos life

@tendency2watch 6 лет назад

Dashin through the snow 😂😂😂

@raidanshamsan5444 Год назад

This man is a genius 😂

@shootits48 5 лет назад

Tickle that nickle

@angelinaandersonbaires7702 5 лет назад

I remember watching Theo on a TV show along time ago. He was great on that show. Keep your chin up Love 😘. Your honesty is freaking great!!!

@karlsenlarsen Год назад

"Like that nocturnal Carl Lewis you know". Theo is that word magician for real, truly gifted brother.

@dkm5816 2 года назад

The uncle story lmao top tier

@ItsSortaNerdy 6 лет назад

Peepin out the blinds 💀💀💀💀💀

@BaronVonBlair 6 лет назад

Sans casa, ha!

@jg1019 2 года назад

When I was a little kid I sleep walked into the neighbors apartment. Down 3 flights of stairs through 2 locked doors. the neighbors gave me a glass of Kool aid and called my parents.

@JamesSmith-vk2ky 6 лет назад

This guy is really good.

@steelecan 6 лет назад

Your stories be hilarious! Love listening to you on the way to work. Start my day off laughing!

@lhumbertogomez5180 6 лет назад

Rahshan Hayes For reals..! Theo is my go to guy when ever I’m feelin down..!

@Sweetteatn615 4 года назад

I sleepwalk and it is not a fun issue to deal with. I've been woken up while I was sleepwalking and I thought I was gonna have a heart attack because as soon as I came to, I panicked hard and had tons of adrenaline. It's also embarrassing when you do shit in your sleep and people are making fun of you for things you had no idea you were doing.

@OvoZhi Год назад

Not for nothing theo is my new favorite, I have a lot of old timers in the south who can cure depression with the shit they say just like theo

@oc4026 6 лет назад

I did this once. I was about 8 years old, completely naked and walked out of my hotel room in the Dominican Republic at 3am. Woke up in the lift and shat myself.

@AustinTexas6thStreet 6 лет назад

Sounds transcendent

@pennycolquitt2595 5 лет назад

Sleep-lockin’

@theomalan3699 Год назад

Every Dude called Theo is Flippen Awesome! Bow down to the Theo's Humans!

@tennisjiujitsu 6 лет назад

That grissle 😂😂😂

@joonbug13 2 года назад

I still can’t believe I watched this kid on MTV RoadRules like 16 years ago.

@cryptostonker6137 3 года назад

ahhahahahaha dashing trought the snow hahahahah

@phenomenalwoman6111 6 лет назад

You are really rambling your ass off in the beginning lol

@divinagracegunn3245 6 лет назад

I wanna hang out with you..

@jlee1936 5 лет назад

This chick is goldielockin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JamesBongo 6 лет назад

Jingle bells on his wrist lol

@adonisruffin2406 6 лет назад

Theo reminds me of a more naturally funny, less ridiculous, steroidless, southern Riff Raff. Keep these vids coming I’m fuckin DYING

@Davidonspecialk1 5 лет назад

hanging labidos from every street lamp hahaha

@dizzychizzy1 6 лет назад

This guy is a TripPa.".... Total space cadet

@reggiechapman7275 6 лет назад

Wait so nobody thought about that? how will a dart knock someone out who is already sleep? Theo might be a genius

@WanderingBat 2 года назад

Dashing through the snow 😂😂😂😂

@darkjester2713 5 лет назад

She musta been grooving on seroquel lol... Theo is the Master ..his life is his shtick ..Best comic kicking IMO

@johnsellas4455 3 года назад

Sleep trespassing

@gnarhound 3 года назад

I want hitter briefs foo!!!

@julianaespezido-lewis4604 5 лет назад

This bitch out here Goldie-lockin’ 😂😭 LMFAO this is great.

@PoppaGrande333 6 лет назад

2nd Level Dark Arts!!!

@stephenallen3472 6 лет назад

Pay the light bill boiiii

@jeniferred3733 Год назад

This is my favorite, now!

@tomm_m_m6378 4 года назад

This is hilarious

@jokertt14 5 лет назад

That girl is going to watch one of your stand up acts .. and say to herself .. why do i feel like i know him .. LMAO

@yaboityler2617 6 лет назад

If there was a movie for Archer, Theo Von would HAVE to play Ray Gillete

@BurnedSpace 5 лет назад

“this is MeToo central”

@tybradshaw8961 5 лет назад

“Working for the devil” “beige tint”😂😂😂 your humour is perfection 👌🏽

@bmoneybby 6 лет назад

Theo fucking funny

@SunderBlue22 6 лет назад

330 is the witching hr bru

@rjchavers9267 5 лет назад

I just saw a pretty man with a pretty mullet at Walmart and all I could think of was Theo.

@epoch1054 6 лет назад

bookcase full deer antlers

@Allplussomeminus 6 лет назад

Very subtle high frequency accompanied with your talking. Can't hear it unless you talk.

@stunnermane5775 5 лет назад

My new rules? WAKE ME THE FUCK UP

@huckleberrinabear8328 6 лет назад

Yes fuckn wake them up gently!

@beyondthepines9802 6 лет назад

More Stevie Starlight. You two are majestic together

@doctawhite274 2 года назад

"my uncle used to sleep walk in his sleep so they made him wear bells to shut him down"