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Theo Von and John Mulaney exchanging stories from when they were addicted to stimulants. From This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #440. Full podcast here - • John Mulaney | This Pa...

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@RodriguezGorge
@RodriguezGorge Месяц назад
I started doing drugs since my teenage, got addicted to cocaine. Spent my whole life fighting cocaine addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with OCD. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
@Ronkaja
@Ronkaja Месяц назад
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
@SusanaGomez-mp8sk
@SusanaGomez-mp8sk Месяц назад
YES very sure of Dr.benfungi. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
@PriscillaLogan-by9ll
@PriscillaLogan-by9ll Месяц назад
How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta
@Iiisslogan-co6np
@Iiisslogan-co6np Месяц назад
I was horrifically depressed since childhood. It was relentless. I assumed it would ultimately end me somehow. About twelve years ago I randomly accepted the offer from a friend of a few doses of mushrooms. I did them two consecutive nights alone. First night was pretty mild. The second night? Wow. I saw my depression from every angle, realized much. Next day: depression totally gone. Never came back, never coming back. It's like it's a forest far away I can remember, and could probably find again with enough effort, but it has zero impact on anything in my life or mind. They honestly saved my life and improved it immensely. I never did them again, either. I wish there was a good, organized way to administer them to people who would benefit from them.
@LucasRobert-ns3nj
@LucasRobert-ns3nj Месяц назад
Does he ship?
@johnbrooks8552
@johnbrooks8552 Год назад
I love that he's throwing off Theo's story so much that Theo's brain is overworking itself to get through a story he's told a thousand times😂
@lucynjambi2442
@lucynjambi2442 Год назад
He was annoying AF interrupting Theo 100 timea
@johnbrooks8552
@johnbrooks8552 Год назад
@@lucynjambi2442 considering theo was about to ramble out the same the thing he does with everyone it was a nice change of pace to have someone force a real conversation out of him, I disagree
@bullcrap9409
@bullcrap9409 Год назад
No. Theo is not a quick thinker. He’s not a great story teller either. Anyone who was one or the other of those would have hit it out of the park playing of the set-ups Mulaney was offering up.
@johnbrooks8552
@johnbrooks8552 Год назад
@@bullcrap9409 no one here claimed he was any of those things who are you replying to , in fact Theo's comedy style is more non sequitur shock jokes meant to throw off his guests for a reaction which through mulaney's attempts at real conversation had that effect on Theo to the point he stumbled through his thousand told tale
@revwillyg6450
@revwillyg6450 Год назад
Yeah, he didn't even get to tell how he thought he was saying Theodore in Spanish, but he was saying Te adoro, I love you, to the cab driver
@clanbigger4
@clanbigger4 Год назад
Johns description of addiction at the end is really accurate. It's cessation not pleasure.
@Squidjustice_
@Squidjustice_ 10 месяцев назад
No shit! I wanna hear his stories 😂
@TrevorGray4758
@TrevorGray4758 4 дня назад
Dude I swear I didn’t look this up but that’s Andrew from BigMouth. I have this thing with voices because of Autism. I can make people.
@thisthingiminto
@thisthingiminto Год назад
3:09 that simultaneous "ugh" is all i need to know how good it is to do coke in a single occupant bathroom with a key.
@porkch0mp538
@porkch0mp538 10 месяцев назад
its not that good. you just think it is at the time. youre really just an addict snorting stepped on shit off a toilet bowl with a dollar
@dubkatmtl
@dubkatmtl 7 месяцев назад
Doing cocaine off the baby changing station lmao
@Munthegun
@Munthegun 4 месяца назад
@@dubkatmtlyuuuuuup lol
@C.U.N.Tahiti
@C.U.N.Tahiti 3 месяца назад
It’s good for doing a variety of drugs in privacy
@aidenlakata7662
@aidenlakata7662 3 месяца назад
i love watching these guys and makes me appreciate all the times i avoided coke xD cart in the bathroom is always fun tho. dont think its the same tho...
@user-bm7td2wo5f
@user-bm7td2wo5f Год назад
Theo has gotten some serious mileage out of this story. In fact, I think he tells it on every podcast
@drumgold23
@drumgold23 Год назад
Fake addicts everywhere in show biz
@eleven9286
@eleven9286 Год назад
and?
@Blaztoize
@Blaztoize Год назад
@@eleven9286 and I’ve heard it 6 times
@ignaciocamacho5564
@ignaciocamacho5564 Год назад
@@Blaztoize I really feel like you HAVENT and youre dickriding
@user-wb7nv9ht1g
@user-wb7nv9ht1g Год назад
He didn't use coke much, it's like the people who have to quit drinking alcohol after doing it two nights in a row
@RayRhino1
@RayRhino1 Год назад
Darryl definitely knew, all recovered people can see it in a hot second
@jennifers.3818
@jennifers.3818 3 месяца назад
Right. Him being nonchalant and cool was just him trying to help out a fellow addict. He might be recovered, be he aint no snitch 😂
@jamesbunyan1737
@jamesbunyan1737 10 месяцев назад
Theo seemed genuinely connected to the conversation. Such a great person to actually talk to. When he is senses genuine people, and no judgement. Great talk. Prefer to listen to him than myself
@sirmegallot3276
@sirmegallot3276 11 месяцев назад
Jesus, let the dude tell his story....
@iikantsleep0
@iikantsleep0 11 месяцев назад
Stop telling Jesus wat to do
@TheB00tyWarrior
@TheB00tyWarrior 3 месяца назад
You've never done cocaine
@jjwilling9395
@jjwilling9395 3 месяца назад
​@@TheB00tyWarrior and he should never use it.
@benjaminschuler7221
@benjaminschuler7221 2 месяца назад
Right? Was the seat comfortable? Who cares?
@TrevorGray4758
@TrevorGray4758 4 дня назад
He did………. The Bible. They are free.
@mc9828
@mc9828 Год назад
I've heard this story a million times, but it's still great
@hucklebuckchuck7218
@hucklebuckchuck7218 6 месяцев назад
I like how when John Mulaney asked Theo von if he thought Darryl strawberry knew that he was on drugs, and he says I don’t know. If you are a recovering drug addict, you can always tell when somebody is on drugs for anybody who is wondering Darrell strawberry definitely knew Theo Von was on drugs that day..😂
@MrNncon
@MrNncon 3 месяца назад
God that feeling pretending you need another line having waking nightmares about not having boze while you have 3 drinks left till the liqure store opens. Worrying about cash. Worrying about coming down but needing to go up while you chew your face lol
@jhubjrbrbr
@jhubjrbrbr Год назад
This guys look like they are going to buy a couple of 8 balls right after the end of the interview
@Felipao216
@Felipao216 Год назад
He's trying to figure out if this is a real story that actually happened lol
@LuxuryBeatsMusic
@LuxuryBeatsMusic 11 месяцев назад
lmfao 😂
@taotaostrong
@taotaostrong 10 месяцев назад
His reality testing is cracking me up.
@RoldanRR00
@RoldanRR00 Год назад
This interaction seems more awkward than what happened in the taxi cab.
@TrevorGray4758
@TrevorGray4758 4 дня назад
Didn’t feel that way at all. Not sure if you had got comfortable yet being by yourself in the new apartment. It’s ok bro just buy a cat or dog or whatever the fuck your into haha!
@DrewD76
@DrewD76 Год назад
It felt like the guy was going to leave his kids…🤣🤣🤣
@RiverboatPirate
@RiverboatPirate 2 месяца назад
To be fair, Theo did say that he was- "Probably"-Gonna, lol. But with that little 'probably' inserted in front of such a statement, that makes it okay to laugh at and justify as exponentially funnier. On a side note- If anyone is keeping score, check your character sheets... If you managed to add +1 on your Tact attribute, congratulations on leveling-up.
@bobs2809
@bobs2809 10 месяцев назад
I wish the other guy would interrupt Theo more.
@Ndizzyinthehizzy
@Ndizzyinthehizzy Месяц назад
He was a coke addict. Old habits die hard. Talking back quickly is all he knows.
@ryanharber4512
@ryanharber4512 Год назад
3:08 synchronized “ugh” LOL
@ToriOdevlin-mx3rh
@ToriOdevlin-mx3rh Год назад
😂
@middy774
@middy774 Год назад
“It’s your office!” Lmao
@damienperez3525
@damienperez3525 11 месяцев назад
Landed on your comment right as 3:08 hit and my reading voice synced with them. Shiiiii.....
@Yourmomgoestocolledge
@Yourmomgoestocolledge 11 месяцев назад
Strawberry was on coke a long time... he could tell... he could tell 😂😂😂
@user-fj9zd6me5o
@user-fj9zd6me5o Месяц назад
Sun glasses always give it away😂and the awkward silence while your sittin tryna bite your own ear off😂
@stevee.7419
@stevee.7419 Год назад
Good thoughts, great decisions, no relapses, brother John.
@handsomeblackman255
@handsomeblackman255 10 месяцев назад
Stories like these make you relapse. Then feel miserable the next day.....
@Chillllllbruh
@Chillllllbruh Месяц назад
Why you lie to yourself with your username like that? Crack?
@theworkethic
@theworkethic Год назад
This conversation hits home. It’s terrible.
@Skip-vm1rf
@Skip-vm1rf Год назад
yep. been there. somehow made this lifestyle work for 4-5 years. have no idea why the hell i put myself through that.
@kieranoneill6768
@kieranoneill6768 Год назад
John has a moment of pain on his face when he has to remind Theo of the word kaleidoscope
@marcojaimes3702
@marcojaimes3702 Год назад
Damn you. Now I can’t unsee it lol
@unrealnews
@unrealnews Год назад
Whatever else was in this video has been overshadowed by that moment because of this comment.
@adamredden2007
@adamredden2007 Год назад
Imagine how painful it was to realize Theo Von is deeper than he is.
@rick-db1wr
@rick-db1wr Год назад
@@adamredden2007 on your deepness scale?
@asapmoses1565
@asapmoses1565 Год назад
That hand motion was messing with me
@alrasheedsalih8746
@alrasheedsalih8746 9 месяцев назад
The back seat was really nice 😂😂😂
@Teenywing
@Teenywing 2 месяца назад
‘Ai tried to give ‘er a schmooooch….” 😂😂😂♥️
@jbone1982wi
@jbone1982wi 2 месяца назад
Lmao off the baby changing station!
@zackamania6534
@zackamania6534 Год назад
2:51 Daryl Strawberry probably makes many appearances in different peoples cocaine stories
@Patrick.Weightman
@Patrick.Weightman Год назад
"You could feel the despair"
@nicholashardick5959
@nicholashardick5959 11 месяцев назад
Let him tell the story Mulaney
@bobcabot
@bobcabot Год назад
"undercover" John: good one! ( he is talking to you...
@petegonad
@petegonad 11 месяцев назад
The video game of being an addict is perfect. I’m using that. It’s so stressful trying not to get found out. Gives me anxiety still when I think about it.
@briannagomez6019
@briannagomez6019 11 дней назад
Me snabbbing chopppers before I g greet my family at the family gathering 😂😂😂😂
@ChannelVideoYoutube
@ChannelVideoYoutube 10 месяцев назад
Wow John is so charming even when he is annoyed/irritated lol
@worldpeaceplease4938
@worldpeaceplease4938 2 месяца назад
Who else wishes that we had that recording of the interview that morning after the cab incident
@LuxuryBeatsMusic
@LuxuryBeatsMusic 11 месяцев назад
I thought he was living out “here” in LA but they were driving a NY yellow cab? Damn!!! That’s a far drive!!! 😂😂😂
@kathrinsides2838
@kathrinsides2838 3 месяца назад
Wowza, man. I have never had an issue with drugs or anything like that, but I completely understand what you guys are talking about, and I am totally surprised that I completely understand it. I have existed on both edges of the blade, but I’ve never had any issues with substances. And yet…I get it…and I really appreciate that you guys posted this.
@nicholasmorello6370
@nicholasmorello6370 10 месяцев назад
Did they make the film joe dirt based on this guy? Seems a good fit
@nsns7993
@nsns7993 Год назад
What are these interrupts and questions dude 😂😂😂
@123456789helloman
@123456789helloman Год назад
Annoying attempts at being funny? I haven't watched the full episode, definitely couldn't after listening to these few annoying minutes
@astralmatrix
@astralmatrix Год назад
Really killed the story for me. Theo couldn't finish a sentence, Mulaney kept interrupting with random questions and off-topic remarks. He was so uninterested in the story that he thought Theo was talking about an LA yellow cab!
@johnbrooks8552
@johnbrooks8552 Год назад
@@astralmatrix it's not anything theo doesn't do himself to literally everyone I think y'all just can't handle listening to real conversation instead of 10 minutes of twice told dick jokes and fake stories
@user-yr9di3jv2l
@user-yr9di3jv2l 9 месяцев назад
Minutes of fun, hours of agony
@JohnDoe-cd6ro
@JohnDoe-cd6ro Год назад
More like a tame, uneventful night for a ❄️ head.
@toplistcrew7645
@toplistcrew7645 2 месяца назад
The driver could tell he was wasted haha he wanted to party!
@jessemontano762
@jessemontano762 Месяц назад
theo is the only one out of all these newer comedians,if u can call them comedians that i can actually stand to listen to...
@adamredden2007
@adamredden2007 Год назад
In this clip, everyone discovers that Theo Von is far more introspective than John Mulvaney.
@WROJ
@WROJ Год назад
Tbh I hope that isn’t true but it totally makes sense seemingly that theos went thru some sh
@trippy9320
@trippy9320 11 месяцев назад
no need to compare
@dyingangelo
@dyingangelo Год назад
i remember lee's reaction. lmao
@gypsonny2
@gypsonny2 8 месяцев назад
With respect to Theo, hes not a coke head. He hasnt done enough coke to be a coke head. It took me 10 years to quit. I wish I was as wise as Theo and quit early
@chattycathydoll
@chattycathydoll 2 месяца назад
"everything kinda lined up..."
@yonasegeleta9833
@yonasegeleta9833 7 месяцев назад
Woulda thought John would know this story. Most my friends aren’t that big into theo but have seen that Comedy Central set
@ShanePalmer-666
@ShanePalmer-666 Месяц назад
Been going hard lately 3 day bender sleep for a day repeat
@johndailey2323
@johndailey2323 4 месяца назад
I seem over covered- hahaha
@alexkoefman
@alexkoefman 11 месяцев назад
I feel high listening to this story: completely incoherent and confused
@jedahn
@jedahn 11 месяцев назад
Dude is a walking cocaine story.
@uno1industries
@uno1industries Год назад
2:42 runnin’ on neck thoughts
@tennishill177
@tennishill177 5 месяцев назад
lol, i didnt even the finish the video. John kept interrupting too much
@jeffmccloud905
@jeffmccloud905 Год назад
saw Mulaney in Honolulu about a month ago. hilarious
@jwj8201
@jwj8201 Год назад
Somebody better come cover this guy up!
@NarcoticZombie
@NarcoticZombie Месяц назад
"how comfy were the seats" wtf asks that question lol
@joe56984
@joe56984 5 месяцев назад
Is there footage of Theo’s interview where he was coked out of his mind?
@OkieCoinHunter
@OkieCoinHunter 5 месяцев назад
This title is such click bait. I wanted a story not an interview. Let the man talk
@CatFighterForce9
@CatFighterForce9 3 месяца назад
bruh lmao
@NunYa953
@NunYa953 28 дней назад
All of us heavy cocaine users can not only relate, but have a handful of stories at least this crazy.
@NorthernSouthside
@NorthernSouthside 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 done some thangs in bathrooms, gotta be quick tho😂😂😂
@JB-dm5gm
@JB-dm5gm Месяц назад
Damn thats what i need bruh
@brianmcdowell6066
@brianmcdowell6066 Год назад
I can never tell if it’s a work or a shoot with Theo
@roscoemuttley
@roscoemuttley 10 месяцев назад
Strawberry had to know Theo was messed up.
@johnsellas4455
@johnsellas4455 Год назад
The baby changing station
@TonyFrickey-ur9jy
@TonyFrickey-ur9jy Месяц назад
Two brilliant of comedians being honest men.
@vastexpanse8521
@vastexpanse8521 11 месяцев назад
Guarantee Daryl knew…no doubt, would bet the house.
@jameswhoever3730
@jameswhoever3730 3 месяца назад
He cuts him off every couple seconds.
@ghostmantagshome-er6pb
@ghostmantagshome-er6pb 4 дня назад
He keeps interrupting.
@richboyprado
@richboyprado Год назад
Theo Von needs to start telling a new Cocaine story
@murky16
@murky16 20 дней назад
1:04 I couldn’t imagine being an addict as John Mulaney. He has the most innocent non drug user look about him😂 so yea he’s probably had people think he was an undercover lots of times
@TS-id2hi
@TS-id2hi 2 месяца назад
“welcome to Rome” 😭😭😭
@user-gi8gf8pg2r
@user-gi8gf8pg2r 6 месяцев назад
A sting? Cab drivers and bar tenders are the go to if you not home
@adrianmatarazzo691
@adrianmatarazzo691 3 месяца назад
Classic podcast. When the interviewer keeps cutting the guest off.
@thismothafuckasaid7304
@thismothafuckasaid7304 Год назад
"North Harlem"?!...Haha, love Theo purposely still saying it 7 years later. Even after him & Diaz talked about no such place existing and it's actually Washington Heights or Inwood
@theworkethic
@theworkethic Год назад
😂 no such place exists
@sarcasmo57
@sarcasmo57 11 месяцев назад
It's a hell of a drug.
@richardc3693
@richardc3693 Год назад
He looks exactly like billy MacFarlane
@johnflamm1327
@johnflamm1327 2 месяца назад
Theo's all Gacked up!
@cenoviopereira8603
@cenoviopereira8603 7 месяцев назад
That emoticon looks more like crack
@elnino2761
@elnino2761 11 месяцев назад
Guys trying to tell a story about coke and hookers and the other guy is more interested in the front seat of a taxi????
@Oceaninmyshades
@Oceaninmyshades 13 дней назад
Mulaney needs to work on not cutting people off. He would not let Theo finish one sentence.
@Esteem_Boat_Willy
@Esteem_Boat_Willy 11 месяцев назад
I went for a night shift ride with our regular cabbie, while in Army AIT Ft. Sam Houston. Downtown San Antonio. Wild night. He let me drink while he drove. I smoked weed with him and a hooker. Like Taxi Cab confessions, but live. It was awesome.
@dildoshwagins2222
@dildoshwagins2222 Год назад
This is literally a normal day to me doing blow with my old teacher driving Lyft doing it with my waitresses getting them railed when your both ugly but zoomed asf
@Snakeman612
@Snakeman612 Год назад
Thats a scary Coke story???
@NighttLevi
@NighttLevi 2 месяца назад
Man I thought that was drake bell 😂😂
@ARTIST.EVEREST
@ARTIST.EVEREST Год назад
A smooch 😅
@leemori90
@leemori90 4 месяца назад
On one this interviewer is really good comprehending and putting into perspective what Theo is saying and replying with explanations or examples that perfectly depict what Theo is trying to say, but on the other hand he interrupts way too often while you’retrying to hear Theo tell his story. He should reduce the amount of unnecessary interruptions and instead speak out less often but to points that are more entertaining to listen to as a viewer. As a viewer personally I’m trying to keep up with the story and now the branching off of other stories and becomes frustrating as fuck!
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn 11 месяцев назад
Literally nobody ever has ever cut blow with that style of razorblade. Ever.
@nickl6715
@nickl6715 3 месяца назад
Definitely not twice…
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn 3 месяца назад
@nickl6715 desperate times and measures i suppose, did they at least heal well? Vit e helps. 😬🫡😂
@keircampbell9374
@keircampbell9374 2 месяца назад
I have
@havardpedersen1138
@havardpedersen1138 2 месяца назад
Ever heard about a thing called duct tape?
@johnjohns440
@johnjohns440 5 месяцев назад
1000 dollar cab ride
@redwood1133
@redwood1133 Год назад
Daryle strawberry has done your weight in coke.
@outcold2696
@outcold2696 Месяц назад
Let the man tell his story dude!
@elarr8733
@elarr8733 Год назад
Holy shit, let the host tell the story. Wait. What?
@HARRY__Pecker
@HARRY__Pecker 5 месяцев назад
You guys make everyone famous 😂😂😂
@bobhope4949
@bobhope4949 Месяц назад
One time me and my friend went out to the bar with his sister his cousin and some other girl, we ended up scoring a g and splits it, go to another bar and when I come out from the pisser some dudes got us blocked in…… turns out it othergirls ex boyfriend, dude tries to run us off the road, girls call the cops, we trunk the rest of the blow, my friends just chit chatting the cop while high out of his skull, I’m sitting in the car thinking, dude…….. get back in the car before we get in trouble lol🤦🏻‍♂️
@user-bq7iy7bt9v
@user-bq7iy7bt9v Год назад
You know he was doing coke WITH Andy Cohen in the bathroom lmfao. Not just in separate stalls.
@bontronblock
@bontronblock 11 месяцев назад
4:56 Huhh! Gayeeeeeeeeeeeee😂
@ethanpetch2
@ethanpetch2 Год назад
John seriously needs to stop interrupting. Lol.
@michaelplaxico
@michaelplaxico 2 месяца назад
The other guy just couldn’t keep quiet. -_-;
@codyclark8533
@codyclark8533 7 месяцев назад
Daryl strawberry could obviously tell!!!
@GooeyAlien
@GooeyAlien 10 месяцев назад
Urge to put paper mache heads on that's guests hands , they're already dressed the same as him collar and sweatshirt
@Zzrdemon6633
@Zzrdemon6633 2 месяца назад
I've known a bunch of coke heads over the years and not a single one ever used the full word cocaine once!
@chuckironsight3914
@chuckironsight3914 29 дней назад
i did cocaine , .5 g , every single day for 3 years straight because i could get it from my boss every shift start....i left that job and never even thought about wanting coke ever agian...i feel like i am very lucky i didnt get addicted. whats weird is i smoked pot every day for years after that and when i quit that i got so damn sick, only reason i got sick was because i was so busy at work i forgot about smoking weed, i havent smoked since
@jaimemunoz8513
@jaimemunoz8513 3 месяца назад
good lord.. just let him tell his story already
@fourmacs8167
@fourmacs8167 6 месяцев назад
John asks a lot of seemingly impertinent questions. I do as well. I think I’m autistic 🤔
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