[ThePruld] DARK SOULS LORE - Artorias 

I refuse to believe that this exact exchange is not canon.

"are you dumb?" "no, i'm Artorias" this is so stupid but so funny

This is the watermarking I like.

Ornstein: gives reasonable well thought explanation for Artorias to not go face Manus. Artorias: I hAvE a WoLf

I like how the first thing Artorias does is introduce himself to someone he already knows.

Artorias's entrance is how everyone should enter rooms

I love how his argument for everything is just: "BUT I'VE GOT THE WOLF!!!"

2:01 - "I have a gigantic sword" *Ciaran shows up*

You desecrate the good name of Dark Souls i love it

I feel like Artorias seems to get taller in every shot.

The fact that Ornstein is speaking with an heavy Roman accent is the real shit. I'm deeply sorry that many English speakers are missing that out.

0:47 I love how ornstein realizes halfway through his sentence that artorias is an idiot, cazzo.

"When a new video of ThePruld comes out That's Amore" ♫

- Ornstein can I go to the abyss? - To kill Manus? - Yeeeeeees. [Actually breaks his arm and dies like a boss.]

"Fanservice Club of Dancing Murderers" LMAO

1:31 "IT WILL TURN INTO A FEROCIOUS BEAST!!!" *Sif's theme intensifies*

0:51 How italians play dark souls

"are you dumb?!" "no! I Am Artorias!" "i think you are dumb" "i've got the wolf!!" "well the wolf is dumb too!!" "how dare you, Ornstein!!!" is probably my favorite part of the whole conversation also the GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

My friend: "Why was Artorias so great anyway?" Me: "W-well, he had the wolf." My friend: "The wolf?" Sif: " *BAGH!* "

I remember when I first saw Artorias in Dark Souls I and I was like, "Damn, this guy is metal as f*ck with an awesome/tragic hero backstory." I even watched VaatiVidya's lore videos to find out more about him and I thought he was even more badass. Even in Dark Souls III there are references to Artorias that echo his badassery. Then I see ThePruld's videos and I realize, "... Sh*t, it's possible that's how this all went down." Especially with how Elizabeth eloquently tells you to give the credit to Artorias in Dark Souls I, whereas ThePruld gives you the rundown "go to hell" version that contains the same message. This is how a man, a legend, is reduced to comic relief, and we all accept it... and we all praise it like we Praise the Sun.

This Italian anime is good shit.

ThePruld: There i made your video, never ask anything from me again. Artorias: Make me a sequel. ThePruld: What did i just say? Artorias: *BUT I'VE GOT THE WOLF!*

10/10 better lore explanation than vaati's prepared to cry series

1:28 My new argument for EVERYTHING.

Artorias: "a gigantic sword" Ciaran: (pops out from ceiling) !!!!!

“It’s more like a rat now!” “IT WILL TURN INTO A FEROCIOUS BEAST” (ages later a guy with a Father mask kills it with 2 hits)

Artorias: "Kaathe, lets make a suspicious covenant so that I can get all up in the abyss's asshole." Kaathe: "There's nothing about that sentence I don't love." Artorias: "Also, check out this wolf I got!" Kaathe: "Amazing."

0:50 is when the video really gets Italian.

The first time watching this was just laughing at the parody, the three times right afterwards was admiring your damn fine character acting and camera work. Not even a single shot had a boring pose or a lack of action, which I think is due to you and your crew's way of voice acting. Fast paced Italian Dark Souls makes for some great animation. :P

I love how it's like "Hey, I saw this Dark Souls animation" "Oh, you mean like Matt Shezman? Yeah, they're great" "This one's actually using in-game models and in Italian" "Ah, you found ThePruld. Let us commence the dance, then" >Take On Me plays in the distance

I like how Ornstein is the most sensible and level-headed character.

How to introduce yourself, a guide by Artorias (the coolest knight in all Lordran, also with a wolf) : 1. Enter the room by crashing through the door. 2. Introduce yourself as 'your name here', the coolest 'insert designation here' in 'insert workplace here'. (Having pet wolf optional but highly recommended). 3. Congratulations! Your name will now become legendary in the workplace! They might even create a fan club of dancing murderers in your name, if you're as cool as Artorias, the coolest knight in all Lordran (also has a wolf).

Italian Elizabeth is the greatest character.

Sif che canta alla fine rappresenta la nuova frontiera avanguardistica della musica colta 11/10

Pruld is entertaining, yes, but also wise. Never forget the phrase: GNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

3:08 i need an extended version of this

Paride sono solo a metà video, e sei un cazzo di genio.

1:31 The very beginning of Great Grey Wolf Sif theme Absolute genius.

"Sono bello e dannato, e c'ho pure il lupo" Cit.Artorias

In game both artorias and ornstein are around the same size *this size difference scares me*

1:24 is my favorite part.

Artorias storyline in a nutshell, I cried with reference on Abyss Watchers. You're great.

I love how Ornstein is so much smaller but so aggressive

The amount of drama in Artorias’ body language is absolutely incredible

0:05 , ecco perché non c'é la porta in quella stanza...ah, la lore...

2:03 "I have a huge sword" *Ciaran appears*....genio

*Later* Gwyn: OH ORNSTEIN! *WHERE THE FUCK IS ARTORIAS, THE BEST KNIGHT OF MINE I CANNOT FIND ANYWHERE?!!!!*

"What a shitty mushroom!" I lost it 😂

*Ora è tutto più chiaro!* Divino cazzo, come quel cazzo di lupo

Artorias: Ho una spada enorme Ciaran: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Please... I please you... Make Lautrec and Solaire's lore.

ok but this voice for Artorias is unironically amazing

2:03 "a gigantic sword" Ciaran pops up from the top Uh-oh.

Devo dire che le animazioni sono fatte da dio

per chi conosce la lore per chi la sta scoprendo per chi la scoprirà

If you listen closely, when Artorias holds up "Great Pup Sif" It, for a brief moment, plays Sif's theme. 1:30

"C'HO PURE IL LUPO!" "MA QUELLO È 'N SORCIO ADESSO!"

Vaati: *Hand it over. That thing- your animated lore. For my prepare to cry videos*

Da "Guardiani dell'abisso" a "cazzo di club di ballerini assassini che si impossessano dell'abisso e si ammazzano a vicenda" è un attimo.

"A fucking fanservice club of dancing murderers" is the greatest thing Ive ever heard about the watchers XD

Vaati will approve There is no doubt.

I'm glad you brought back the Dark Souls 3 dragon form

2:01 "A Big Sword" lol Ciaran

I also like how Ornstein acts throughout this video. He starts off polite, treating Artorias like his equal. Because they have fought together for a long time. Trying to convince him to stop like, how a friend would tell his friend to not do something super dumb. He gets increasingly angrier and manic. Soon entering ‘Captain of the Knights’ mode. Ordering him to not do something dumb as his boss. No longer acting like his friend as a sort of tough love. That’s how I often imagined Ornstein. Someone who treats his subordinates or teammates like friends. Then if they start acting dumb, he goes into boss mode.

The moral of this story is that if you have a wolf you can do whatever you want.

Madonna il circolo è completo XD gian

2:23 "MANUS! I have come to bargain"

this is still my favorite animation because. 1. the animation is cartoony but still realistic 2. the voice acting is hilarious 3. it reminds me of when my friend thought he could just waltz into the abyss and kill manus on his first ever playthrough and i said that was a dumb idea....20/10

"E che fungo dimmerda" Non so perchè, ma l'espressività di quella frase mi è troppo rimasta in testa. Only love for ThePruld.

Sweet lord of sunlight, that tiny Sif is freaking precious.

Italian is such a good boasting language.

I don’t know why, but whenever he screams “BESTIA FEROCE!” I lose my shit.

Also, thePruld is possibly Italy's greatest gift to the world.

"Fuck that's style, FUCK THAT'S STYLE!" loved that.

*God has re-entered the server.*

1:32 even only playing 1 note, my mind immediately recognized that as Sif's theme. Goes to show how well the composers did with making each and every theme so recognizable, yet so unique

Don't pause at 3:04

2 years and no one has ever talked about how Ciaran shows up when Artorias mentions his big sword...

[...] Poi, fra tutti i cavalieri si distinsero loro E formarono i Quattro Cavalieri di Gwyn: -ARTORIAS, il bello e dannato (e c'ha pure il lupo); -CIARAN, e il suo amore per la spada; -ORNSTEIN, er capo de tutto; -e GOUGH, spesso dimenticato (a cui nessuno fregava 'n cazzo).

OK, now I really need to see a mod where the sif boss fight is just this sif with the entire theme being sung like the credits of the video.

RU-vid italia ha Ancora dei canali su cui si puó contare. Grazie.

I have never tapped on a video so fast in my life

"I think it would be better not to" Ornstein just summed up the entire game

"Are you dumb?" "No I'm Artorias" Lost my shit, so funny XD

TU PENSI DI SPARIRE PER MESI. M E S I. E TORNARE CON UN "N'DO CAZZO VAI DENTRO L'ABISSO"? Well played, my friend. P.s (Mi sono pisciato addosso.)

Yup that's my story in a nutshell. Except...the part where little Sif explodes. We all know wolf puppies implode.

3:02 can't stop laughing

0:04 when the pizza rolls are ready

Even if they weren't speaking i could tell that they were italian just by the body language.

A che cazzo serve la remastered quando c'è The Pruld

Oh my god, new video from ThePruld! All month is better now :D

He is Artorias He is Cool He has a Wolf. But the most important... *_He didn't came back from the Abyss._*

Quelle scritte "The Pruld" erano messe così bene che dovrò rivedermi il video una seconda volta perché non ho capito un cazzo nei dialoghi

The way of the dragon is truly beautiful

Abysswatchers. The infamous "ballerini assassini" Or something like that. I don't speak italian. But i understood THAT.

2:08 Artorias: How could I not come back? Answer: The script

1:51 ma nessuno vuole parlare del lupo antigravitazionale? "Cazzo che stile ragazzi"

Okay. English speaker on an Italian channel. This makes me want to learn Italian. Just to get the jokes in their original quality and play Downward(previous video on here) just to hear more of these guys! Seriously freaking hilarious! KEEP IT UP!

"OOOHHH RU-vidRS, NDO CAZZO STA THEPRULD CHE È IL MIGLIOR CREATORE DI CONTENUTI CHE C'HO E NON LO TROVO PIUUU ??" "EEEEEHH ME SA CHE È ANDATO DENTRO L'ABISSO" "MA CHE CAZZO VOR DÌ CHE È ANDATO DENTRO L'ABISSO ??" "HA FATTO IO SO THEPRULD IL MIGLIOR RU-vidR DE TUTTA RU-vid, C'HO PURE LO STUDIO DE REGISTRAZIONE, MO VO DENTRO L'ABISSO E CE PORTO I CONTENUTI..CHE CAZZO NE SO IO" "AO MA COME VOI SIETE GLI ALTRI CREATORI DI CONTENUTI, SIETE GLI ALTRI RU-vidR E ME MANDATE THEPRULD DENTRO L'ABISSO ??" "MA NON CE L'ABBIAMO MANDATO NOI C'È ANDATO DA SOLO, HA DETTO CHE ERA ER MEGLIO, ER MEGLIO DE TUTTI ED È PARTITO, HA FATTO A QUELLI DI TWITCH HA FATTO OOHHHH IO VO DENTRO L'ABISSO MO COMINCIO A FARE LIVE" "MA CHE CAZZO VORDÌ COMINCIO A FARE LIVE ??? MA CHE È SCEMOO ?? CHE IO C'HO LA CONNESSIONE DEMMERDA PE SEGUIRE LE LIVE...ADESSO CHE CAZZO FAMO CON THEPRULD SU TWITCH IN LIVE?" "MA TIPO CHE TE FAI UN ABBONAMENTO PE TWITCH ? INVECE DE STA QUI AD ASPETTARE THEPRULD ?? EHHH ?" "OH RU-vidRS ABBASSATE LA CRESTA EH, CHE VOI PORTATE CONTENUTI CHE GUARDO MA NON VE POTETE PERMETTÈ DE PARLARME EN STA MANIERA...però effettivamente fare un abbonamento a twitch non è male eh..." "MA SI MA CHIAMATI AMOTHEPRULDEPISODIO4 CHE CAZZO TE FREGA" "SI MA INTANTO HO PERSO THEPRULD, QUELLO CHI LO VA RIPIGLIA CHE È ANDATO DENTRO L'ABISSO" "CE SO PROBLEMI PIÙ IMPORTANTI, SABAKU HA FATTO USCIRE UN VIDEO DE 2 ORE E MEZZA SULL' E3 2018" "PURE SABAKU LOGORROICO" "YOTOBI È SPARITO DE NUOVO DALLA CIRCOLAZIONE" "PURE PURE" "E SEMPRE SABAKU ANCORA DEVE FINIRE L'ANIMA OSCURA 2" "BASTAAA...SEGUO I ME CONTRO TE"

Japanese : make a depressing game about death and hollow Italian gang ( shezman, Pruld, iron knight ) : lets troll the hell out of it Good job . Grazi