There's a lot to unpack here (Super Auto Pets) 

Running 2 geese in the back and a 4/1 pig in the frontline is the strategic gameplay I subbed for

Man surprised he never had a level 3 lioness win when he sells the level 3 lioness every single time for a stronger unit.

34:56 selling the level 2 tiger instead of combining with the level 1 tiger to be replaced with a level 1 crocodile gave me a brain aneurysm

12:02: I'm a sock folder ever since I read Marie Kondo's book on tidying. Socks don't like to be all balled up. They want to be gently folded. That's when they're the happiest.

2:30 NL is literally comparing apples and pears with more passion than Leonardo DiCaprio when he talks about climate change.

Don’t see enough people talking about the absolute bar at 39:15 “I’m on a sea urchin diet I see urchin, I buy it”

holy shit, this video has so many good bits in it, I'm dying

The Empty Room reverb adds some nice tang to NL's more unhinged moments.

48:10 “You’re fighting a dude in a bat suit, be made of clay.” Love the nonsensicalness of this quote so much.

The Evil Movers arc is over, now we've returned to the Day Care Villainess Arc!

+2 on the Pear inconsistency

The sequence from 34:20 onwards is pure gold

This weekly was cool but I feel like it didn’t have much replayability. Once you got the sloth and realized that’s what it was about that’s kinda it. It’s not meant for making good teams. Cool and interesting but not long term fun if you want to make weirdo wacky teams

The inconsistency of a pear was so Larry David and I love it

Gotta go review some steak houses now: 1* im vegetarian

NL going into the pits to fight for Skootie's weekly makes my day brighter

How does this man know to feel apples to see if they’re good, but doesn’t know you can also feel if a pear is good?

My god, this video was something I wasn't expecting, fkng hilarious

20:08 this bit is so good as an NBA twitter enjoyer bc i know the exact tweets he got his info from

the flash bit murdered me especially the part about buying 100 dollar movie tickets for media that stands on its own

“You’re tired of seeing the same squad all the time?” *Puts pineapple on tiger* Well, he’s not wrong. I have not seen this before.

I love how desperately NL is trying to beat the French allegations

Hello I'm on acid and his head looks really cool right now. I think northern lion biggest comedienne of out time perhaps

Worst pear take of all time. Holy shit.

I come for the team names and stay for the sock folding

NL taking the Pterodactyl to make the weasel give an extra 2 gold on death even though the Tahr would trigger first instead of just taking the hammerhead with has better stats and would give 3 extra gold is peak strategy

Him passing up the hammerhead while having a level 3 and keeping a weaker weasel every time annoys me more than it should

NL hitting chat with the Phil Hellmuth "to you it's a game, to me it's my life"

59:22 A finger curls on the monkey's paw.

NL talking about switching banks during uni when im at the same uni and did the same thing and so did a bunch of my friends

Bartlett pears are simply superior to apples.

Bald man never ceases to make me smile.

Comic Book Point of Order: The whole "The Flash has to eat a lot of food" thing IS a thing in the comics, but it's almost entirely handled off-panel. It's just a thing he complains about every now and again/a quick gag where like, the Justice League orders food, and Barry, unaware it's for everyone, eats it all, and they have to get more. It's never been a "His super-speed runs out if he doesn't get 1,000 calories in the next 5 microseconds." I think the movie (and to a lesser extent, the show) play it up as an easy point of verisimilitude. (meaning it's not ACTUALLY realistic, as NL notes, but it creates a better fictional image of realism): flash runs fast, people who run need a lot of calories, so the Flash must need a TON of calories.

This weekly can be extremely infuriating. Going up against two level 3 30+ stat Lionesses while you haven't even seen one yet, for instance.

New weekly has dropped and it goes insane, you can really cook with it

I hate that during the pear debate I thought he was talking about the food from the game and I was going along with it.

omg his shirt camouflages with the bg

THE SAP DROUGHT HAS ENDED!!

On a different note, I did end up getting my Level 3 Sloth this week! Thanks, Skootie. Unfortunately, I didn't win a 10-piece with it so I i'm only half way there.

44:25 Same. Got pissed off by the ticking like 20 minutes into the movie. Other than that it was a well-shot, completely underwhelming war movie.

NGL, you were selling me on checking out Obama's summer playlist

I wish all apples were equal. Over the past few weeks I’ve learned that I hate “red delicious apples.” they have a horrible texture.

59:20 Ladies and gentlemen, The Pineapple.

The weekly on my phone is different, does anyone know why? Usually they are the same as the one on pc

I also can't imagine Donald Trump just putting on a song to listen to it.

The game has been subbed and has gotten so complex I can't even tell what's going to happen anymore

Eating the wrong pears my man.

Dude, most pears suck, full agreement. But Bosc pears? Dawg. Bro. Best fruit that currently exists. Always soft, so flavorful, and the skin is that perfect mix of crisp and soft.

Prestige is top for me, but I'm glad it made your top 3. Respect.

Pears are better than apples. Fight me.

Every pear I've had has been better than every apple I've had. NL is just old and all his teeth are falling out, also he's bald.

just saw a 1 star google review for a park in Toronto by a lady who complained another citizen told her to put he Doberman on a leash. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT RELATE TO THE PARK LADY?

I come for the rants

will NL ever take a hammerhead shark?

I hard agree with the chatter on the weekly. This might be the single worst weekly I have ever played and I am not exagerating. Nothing you do in the early and mid game feels like it matters because crocodile sniping and lioness are literally the only available things to do. Sure, you can build an insane econ and have like 16 gold on turn 7, but then you cannot transfer this gold into anything meaningful because there is nothing, literally nothing to do other than role for crocodiles on tier 5 and lionesses on tier 6. You cannot even buy a fucking APPLE! If you have played this weekly 1 time you have actually experienced all there is to offer. Crocodile and lioness. That's it. You're done. God, it's awful!

I haven't even seen the Flash either, but its kinda funny complaining how much work you have to put into understand the context for something, with a movie he hasn't even seen.....

Finally, NL out here admitting that pears are just not worth it. They are just worse apples.

Pineapple on tiger is the pinnacle of ultimate gamer move

I like my pears one notch below stone hard

people who said this weekly sucks have 0 idea lol

The "I'm not french" cope

He's extra toxic this week

yeah

"PayPal is not doing anything in the process" said the guy using their services. I think it's funny in a sad way how people who play game for a living using someone else's services that take effort to maintain think those services aren't worth paying for.

Im lookin to buy in lansford north dakota now lol you kidding?

NL go listen to some Atmosphere or Aesop, or RTJ, or Joyner

vaze

pivoting the eminem reference into how white he is, killed me

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No the guy asking why you tolerate that daycare is right. Youve had more than a few negative stories. Youre getting treated like dog shit and youre allowing it. Stop trying to rationalize it by making it seem reasonable and necessary to tolerate bad behavior

Dude is so completely out of touch and agressively toxic. Anywhere here's some engagement.

The part that's annoying to me about people complaining about houses being too expensive is they say "we gotta change the system" and it's like my brother in Christ you gotta change your job. You're working 30 hours a week at McDonald's trying to buy a 200k house.

I hate to admit this guy is ever right but when hes debating the economy and opportunity cost of the stoat into clam he is 100% right

I hate that during the pear debate I thought he was talking about the food from the game and I was going along with it.

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