These Mario Kart 64 Tracks STILL Don't Have Skips After 25 Years 

Love the sponsor, but little above my current budget I'd like to spend. need one of those remind me in a year things xd

Bro you need to learn how to say Sakura I thought you said fuckin soccer flavored gummies

Instead of pausing being widely unbanned, if it is the only viable skip on one specific track, then maybe make it an asterisk rule. *Doesn't apply to MMF skips

0:14 song name?

The legend himself! Seen previous vids mentioning u and ur a speedrunning legend

The man himself. Absolute legend in the community.

The master has failed more times than most have tried. Try everything indeed.

Ain't that the truth...its like a puzzle. In order to put the pieces together in the right order, first you have to actually find the pieces! When looking for skips it's good to have as much information as possible. All of these little glitches and nuances are just more tools at your disposal towards figuring out how to complete and replicate your skip!

This reminds me of science in a way. All scientific discoveries are built on the back of failures, mistakes, and the work of others.

What's the horizontal walls thing about?

@@intensellylit4100 Several ultra-shortcuts in Mario Kart Wii require you to hit a horizontal wall in order to pull them off. Not a floor, a horizontal wall. SummoningSalt explains it in the first of his Mario Kart Wii videos.

If you like HOME, then you should check out Electronic Gems or New Retro Wave. Similar retro inspired music, same vibes.

Same here haha

The CPUs are absolute dogs in this game. They rubber-band like crazy, pull broken items, drive through walls, and overall break the rules you wish you could.

My CPU doesn't drive, even less through walls

@@joaozin003 You need to overclock it, man.

If Austin Powers was released this year, he'd be from the 90's

Lol the rails at the end of the track cant be driven on in mk64, they aren't tangible. :( still working on breaking this one wide open!

@@SlimShadid there’s an ultra shortcut on it in wii, not just that

One time a bat grabbed me and carried me over the middle of the level. Wasn't recording.

The bat carried me to the finish line. Single lap time 5.51. I shifted into second gear at the start

In the NDS version I know I somehow got respawned near that specific room when i was near the end of the track… it’s kind cursed ngl

@@doozy3319 lmfao

A bat carried me to the end and dropped me in the water. Im thalassophobic. Fuck this asshole bat.

Love your profile profile pic!

I was about to say that

Epileptic here, I second the thanks because seizures are NOT fun.

Since when did everyone become so soft?

@@wesgrubbs8437 "so soft" bro some people can literally die because of flashing lights

Agreed

For real, but in a year he will have at least 150k

The funny part is that very skip was shown in this video. But it was written off as being viable cuz cpus sometimes drive thru walls.

I’m late but yeah wario cpu got it

I mean bowsers castle and banshit boardwalk have layers of water/lava underneath so it isnt practical at all

@mario mash band You're now banned from my channel for posting this as a reply to every comment, congrats.

was it because of lightning? I have similar memories falling through a ton of stuff after being hit by lightning

@@SalamiMommie pretty sure i was using a star at the time

That's my intro song from season 1!

i remember clipping through a lot of things because of lightning, i wonder if the animation is universal

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Yeah just use a timer other than the in-game one. I think the green one most speed runners use keep running even when the game it's overlaying is paused

The Lannisters send their regards

@@Abyssoft I'm actually glad to get your message, even if it comes with death lol.

Maybe some the skips have been done by other smaller RU-vidrs. People always tend to forget there is other people speed running the game, they probably do not have any film equipment to film what they are doing. If they do, they are not uploading them or they are filmed on someone else's phone.

I would probably assume that the technology did infsct exist, like the GBA back device now that everyone is aware of it. The pin entry for credit card systems apparently was already created, despite my initial disbelief at first. Perhaps TAS was made around the similar time period? We even talking about it back then as well saying something like even it does already exist, it is going to sometime to actually get it to be added to the technology considering how unbelievable it is at first. The Pokémon Battle Revolution powersave file that we acquired directly from the game has the trophy side of the game basically displayed in PBR format, so maybe it is fully completed by now? Maybe better proof that it is already fully finished is the powersave that we acquired directly from Mario Party 8. It displays completely everything that the game has available in its disposal, as well the only way that I am currently aware of to wipe our the save data on the files on as well. They must have future proofed somehow, but it must be through a button combination or something like that. Cross Stitchong was definitely made before it noticed by the large majority of the public. That hardware even has restrictions on how it can initially get used in the first place. There is also flip cameras that apparently get more functionality from additional add-ons, maybe the TAS technology does to considering that similar technology has more levels to its than initially meets the eye.

Wait until I explain the TAS