These Minecraft ideas are way too big brain... 

2:02 Plot twist, he is on bedrock edition.

3:02 lol this is pure torture

The drawing tablet tries to force the cursor on a certain point of the screen While Minecraft and most of the first person games forces the cursor to stay in the center of the screen So the tablet and the game both tries to keep the cursor in two different places and makes the camera rotate very hard He furthest you your pencil is from the center, the faster it will be

0:50 I love how accurate they made it by not giving the villagers a brain

The vertical items are way more cursed than they should be

0:27 The glass tools could work like Crypt of the Necrodancer: They work like normal, probably with a little higher endurance and speed of gold tools, but once you get hit they break instantly

2:34 It's perfect that "sans." plays in the background, considering how much he loves puns.

An Evoker dancing to the Kahoot theme is oddly mesmerizing

3:01 Made me laugh harder than it should have

1:54 when the title screen was spinning fast, I laughed out loud because the splash text said "Herregud!", which is the swedish equivalent to "Oh my God"

That villager being shot really caught me off guard

1:38 actually you can make it work like a normal mouse if you switch your mode from absolute to relative (if your driver had the feature)

1:04 imagine if it gives you a 50/50 chance of it either giving a normal stone sword or a special obsidian sword

0:51 I like how the villager has no brain. It's 100% accurate.

That 'Copper' golem was an immensely clever pun. I'm immensely proud of whoever made that.

Phoenix: Jeb's in a boat, he won't take fall damage. Me: *laughs in Bedrock*

0:46 note: this scene is from another game called Teardown but its modded to look like Minecraft, and I still need to buy it Note: I got it

1:56 Herregud is Swedish for oh my God.

2:40 Took me a second to get the joke, but its a COP-PER Golem!

That person punching a villager and break his bone is totally unexpected.

3:16 and sometimes I’m thankful. There are so many ‘bugs’ in the game that actually add to the game

2:50 that's rather easy, you go to the settings and change the date to 1970 or whatever year you want then update the world/enter the world then go out then turn date to auto/current

3:50 craft mine 2.0 be like

The new glass pickaxe looks great! Imma be sure to get one of those, it’ll be very useful for mining.

The drawing tablet will work, it just has to be changed to a different "mouse" mode. The game tries to correct the mouse to the center of the screen, and the tablet is trying to correct to the mouse location, so the two argue until one gives P.S. MC on a drawing tablet feels hella weird to play

Those vertical items actually look kinda cool.

The fact that at 1:54, the yellow text says "oh my god!" in swedish makes this even better!

1:39 this also happens when you try to use a touch screen on Java edition. its not programmed to process input from a touch screen or a drawing pad

You: **connects a drawing tablet to minecraft** Your character: HELICOPTER HELICOPTER

3:11 "Welcome to Bethesda"

If you're gonna burn the villager's bones down, might as well do the entire village, common logic.

1:35 the drawing tablet thing also happens with touchscreen computers if you use the touchscreen mechanic with the wrong controls

1:44 joins hypixel *You have been banned for hacks*

0:59 now that's what you call "realistic fire"

1:04 Putting the lava on the right and putting the water on the left will create the obsidian sword

0:28 OKAY WAIT I actually figured out a functionality for a glass sword, Basically, if you use it in PvP its obviously gonna break, but when glass breaks, it shatters, therefore doing more damage because its stabbing them multiple times over after it breaks because of the shattered pieces

2:06 don't worry guys jeb is trying to do dreams clutch he's too big brain

2:19 damn i guess people are running out of cursed memes and are just resorting to not having enough memory (the spinning title) and literally just installing the immersive portals mod

Phoenix: "He's in a boat he wont take damage" Bedrock players: "Are you sure about that?"

3:06 BTD6 MEME YES THE COMMUNITY IS GROWING

2:18 is just what happens when the game doesn't have a death message for the circumstance, I know because me and my friends went absolutely insane over the death message "death.attack.boomerang.item" in our modded world, which was what happened when you killed someone with a named boomerang.

0:36 Phoenix, which one was creative? The vertical items or the skull bashing of the hyper realistic villager after it?

2:44 i genuinely got this glitch on my minecraft bedrock on xbox one and there was about 4 copies of it. i did go onto all of them and you was in a massive chunk that was removed from the world (with a floor obviously) and illegal water surrounded you (the one where it doesn’t flow). the blocks on the sides differed on each world but it was the same story, thought i could give you that info for more elaboration.

Furnace minecarts: *get removed* Players who used them for making trains: Now what?

1:27 This made me laugh and spilled my oatmeal

3:23 job interview: So what was the most stressful moment in your life? I don't wanna talk about it...

0:40 14 beetroot for emerald not bad

2:34 the music fits perfectly because it's the kind of joke Sans would do

2:08 fun fact: this is a new feature they added in 1.18 because the end was too difficult for new players, go ahead and try it out

imagine using 12 iron to make a stone sword

"how do you fix a bug?" "Call it a feature" "Welcome to the tf2 dev team"

How Ender Dragon gives birth : 0:15

1:42, i don't use a mouse, i use a drawing tablet, with opentablet driver for relative movement, so that doesn't happen. Altough it is tremendously fun

3:40 It’s Muck all over again

Preddi muhch oll de virtycle stof look'd grate. Sum uf it wud definately luk bedda horazontal, tho. Edit: Someone pointed out a typo.

1:19 Ok let me tell you, that song, brings back memories of 2019 when I was 6 and playing modded 1.12.2 Minecraft. I still play that, just feels so… I don’t even know how to explain, it’s such a strange feeling. 1:26 WAIT WHAT THE FU-

Epic! First post in vid lol… 3:08 reference from BTD6

3:00 - Oh my God they filmed me trying to sleep with these neighbours

The enderdragon is not comfortable with what we created in the studio today

that crafting recipe for the stone sword could be used to make an obsidian sword, making the netherite sword obsolete

0:23 yeah, that's not how it works

0:01 Morning breaks. Just another Monday. Throwin' away My life into another school day. My eyes are heavy, despisin' every minute Of this boring old Social Studies class. And I'm not even list'ning, but then the teacher Tells us to take out all our devices. Kahoot, Kahoot, oh no no no. Public humiliation. I can handle my grade droppin' below. But now I gotta fail in front of everyone. Everyone. Coming undone. 'Cuz oh, this ain't fun. Circle, diamond, triangle, or square? I'm thinking hard and long, with no more time to spare. Everything I ever learned here is history, In more ways than one. Such misery. Patience is thinning, I can't take anymore, I can feel myself falling faster. Can't I just forfeit? I'm ready to quit! This is ending up in disaster. Kahoot, Kahoot, oh no no no. Public humiliation. I can handle my grade droppin' below. But now I gotta fail in front of... All my classmates, They know exactly what they're doing. And one thing's certain, I need to work on my Kahoot game. Kahoot, Kahoot, oh no no no. Feelin' the devastation. I can handle my grade droppin' below. But now I gotta fail in front of everyone. Everyone. Coming undone. 'Cuz oh, this ain't fun. Credit: CG5

You should be able to put fire aspect on pickaxes so it auto smelts metal

I love the calm minecraft music as the villager gets absolutely destroyed

Jeb: is in a boat and is falling People: nah he wont take any damage Jeb: plays on bedrock

"What do you do to fix a bug?" "Call it a feature" I LAUGHED HARDLY AT THAT ONE LOL

Ah yes. I, too, enjoy watching Phoenix SC's videos in 4k.

Fun facts! - You can place command block minecarts without op - You cant with regular command blocks - Command block minecarts can be activated by activator rails - Command blocks can have nbt data of the command in them - You can get items that have extra nbt without op by saving your toolbar - I am not responsible for any of your actions due to reading this information

1:53 Not only did it spin fast, but the splash text says Oh my god in sweedish

FYI: the drawing tablet one, yeah same thing happens with Chrome Remote Desktop for mobile.

0:15 forgot to add a end rod

Is it just me or did I imagine the dream clutch for jeb

1:11 wait hol up

The floating fire is something ive actually seen NATURALLY GENERATED in the minecraft nether.

I was having an existential episode when I opened the video and saw the intro, this breathes life in me somehow

The gun-holding glare is actually an upgraded sniper monkey from td5 (maby 6

2:06 When the hand changes color is when the player goes to overworld.

i bet the Minecraft Christmas memes are gonna be cursed…

Is it bad I kinda enjoy vertical items. More organized

The evoker dancing animation actually exists in Minecraft dungeons and is a very rare animation of the evokers in battle

2:46 Because I play bedrock I know how to do that, you go to general in settings then press date and time, they you can change the year to like 1943 and the time like 6:43 Am when it really is 8:28 pm

1:18 - what is original video name?

The void one should be an actual feature. Like the end is just located very high up in the world.

1:03 this is how to make infinite stone sword farm

1:22 HOLY HELL I PLAYED ON THAT SEED

Mojain making villagers: people will treat them with respect and just trade with them! People: time to commit 5 war crimes

If you never noticed the evoker dancing was from minecraft dungeons they where a purple and gold outfit instead of black and gold

Does anyone else actually like how Mojang sometimes announces cool bugs as features or is it just me?

you can't make cobblestone with lava sources, it needs to flow. what this is is an obsidian sword

2:02 Plot Twist, It's a 49 Block Fall

3:29 wat te gun

1:04 my man had 12 iron ingots and chose to make a stone sword

the video is 4:04 minutes that means phoenix SC not found

1:35 this is not minecraft related. It's the driver settings. The mouse pad is on windows ink mode I think and you need to switch it to mouse mode.

someone needs to make the arrow of flashbang when it lands near you your vision goes white for 30 seconds

2:05 I play Bedrock Edition. *falling in a boat gives you damage*

0:46 he lasted a terribly long time. Listen for when he dies.

1:35 this is due to the device being an absolute positioning device, furthermore, a tablet has thousands of lines per inches which cause high speed cursor movement like this in 3D environments (when not handled properly). He should be able to switch to relative mode (mouse) in whatever tablet driver he's using (wacom drivers or OpenTabletDriver (recommended) or hawku (which is broken) or others?) unless it's garbage.

I would love to know which is rarer? The Dance of the Evoker in MCD or that /kill thing?

Firefly is the opposite of waterfall, so water falls and fire flys