This is so spot on, I lived in Sydney for years and when people told me they were visiting Auckland my response was always "you could just stay here and get stuck in traffic and have the same experience for free".
Someone from the pony club asked a community page where they could source road cones for jumps. The response was as you'd expect. (Just about every road has them here).
Spot on Jimmy. As someone from Christchurch (no, really!) l was crying laughing by the time l was halfway through this. I didn't even mind you taking the puss about our accent.
Hell this is so accurate it's scary. As a Saffer, and a Jafa, please do South Africa. Although you may need more than one skit due to the amount of possible material.
Omg this made my day 🤣🤣🤣 I love your Aussie ones (even if a lot of the jokes go over my head, as a kiwi 🤔) But this one totally hit the spot as a born and bread Aucklander 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sigghhhhh..... We suck 🤦🏼♀️
The Australian Constitution has provisions that would allow New Zealand to join as a state whenever it wants. New Zealanders would find this hilarious if they knew about it.
Funny mate but could have done without the Gisborne one, bit too soon. Yeah we flooded, yeah we still blocked off but yeah 9 people died in Cyclone Gabrielle, there are still people isolated and lost everything. So ease up mate. Yeah it rained but the outcome far from funny.
It's so true. As an Aucklander, when I travel outside of Auckland, it's better to pretend you're from a quaint little town, such as horsey, leafy Cambridge. You'll get treated much better. Such was the hostility in the 80's and 90's, it was actually necessary to do this - it really was! I used to travel around the Waikato and North Island on road trips with my mother and if you lied and said you were from Cambridge and not Auckland, the attitude change was amazing!
The amount of cones is a scam according to a friend in the construction business. They get $$ per cone from Auckland Transport. So they would use more cones than necessary for road works.
@Greg Moore Took me a minute to pick up the lingo. I'm thinking - are these blokes chocolate on the inside, and sunburned red on the outside? Like a jaffa. Just Another F***ing Aucklander. That sounds rooly mean from over here!
@@comealongcomealong4480 The whole of NZ calls Aucklanders JAFAs, but we're actually just jealous of them because it's the only part of NZ that has jobs. Sadly, the cost of rent in Auckland exceeds the pay rate of those jobs though, and they get stuck in traffic for 3 hours per day just to get to work. So, we make fun of them about that.
As a New Zealander we accept that Auckland is sometimes mistaken for a part of New Zealand. Looking forward to the "economic hub" being cast adrift, along with the majority of the countries debt, crime, drug problems, homeless, and politicians
Yep when I come home for a holiday to Auckland from Aus with my Aus wife and son jump into a rental car drive to visit family in North Auckland all of a sudden we are in a traffic jam or zip merger I turn to my wife and say ..where are we ...? are we still in Sydney !!.. yep times they are a changing.. especially when you've been away for a long time ! ..love going home otherwise still the same 🙂👍
As someone who was born in Auckland and lived there till I was 6, I always say I grew up in the central north island 🤣 and I'd never willingly live in Auckland again... I tried in my 20's... Big fat nope!
We need some criticism .... because there is none .... strange that but .... then our media dont allow you to comment on you tube news channels .... they're afraid of criticism ....
Mainly displaced poms, which is why we can't get rid of the monarchy or that stupid bloody flag; an English band even wrote a song titled "dream home in New Zealand"
@@mattyb7736 Once you leave the Gold Coast, you enter bogan territory the size of Alaska. Sure Brisbane may be an exclave of sorts, but the rest of QLD is all bogan. I have less knowledge of NSW between Sydney and the border as the only time I spent in NSW was in Tweed Heads within walking distance of the twin pillars.
Cheeky bugger - I noticed you changed the letter i to u in every single word to make fun our accents ('uncome' instead of income, and 'Gusborne' and 'New Zulunder'). I watch your Australian videos, so I know what you're up to 😂 In the South Island, half the foreign tourists come from Aussie, and everyone is happy to see them, but when tourists arrive from Auckland, people in the South Island grimace.
I don't know why *anyone* would live in Auckland! The weather - horribly hot and HUMID. The traffic - awful. House prices - insane. Crime - worst in the country. Those four things alone should be enough to make anyone head elsewhere! Proud to be from Wellington! Weather - variable, but cool is a bonus - at least you can sleep at night! Traffic - much better than Auckland. House prices - better than Auckland. Crime - better than Auckland. Cafes and food generally - *awesome!*
I live in some other place (Wellington).. It's easier to count the gaps between road cones than it is to count the road cones. There is no Duct tape available in Wellington, its all be snapped up by the council to fix the water mains. To reduce traffic in Wellington they have replaced every 2nd vehicle with a diesel electric double decker bus. As Wellington is mainly tight hill roads, 12m long single deck busses were chosen. The buses take 5hrs to recharge so recharge stations have been conveniently placed in narrow streets in the suburbs that have no alternate path. Diesel electric busses conveniently sit idling usually at 5am but only in residential zones to prevent noise pollution in the business district. All of wellington is paved with cobblestone (wait that's just the patches). All of wellingtons smooth tarseal has been replaced with chipseal as it is cheap and reduces tread on vehicles while making it harder to use for cyclists, As the chipseal is damaged easier by vehicles it needs replacement 3 times more often than standard tarseal but as it is only 2/3rds the cost to install so using Council math, this is cheaper. Of course repairs will be made with standard tarseal (refer to cobblestone) To help with the fuel crisis New Zealand has several alternatives including LPG so all LPG stations in Wellington City have been removed. Extra Starbucks have been installed in Wellington so you can get a Coffee next door to any shop you visit. The damaged 100yo sewage system has been repaired by conveniently connecting the damaged lines to the storm water system. The 100 year old storm water system has been conveniently repaired by connecting the damaged sections to the main water supply. Any work in infrastructure in Wellington city will be commissioned conveniently to businesses in nearby cities rather than disrupting local businesses with work. (unless it's the sewage system where companies at least 100k away have been found to be more suitable than available local companies). As wellington is well known for its rain and wind, road priority has been conveniently aimed at cyclists especially in small shopping centres where the parking for shops is being removed in favour of passing cyclists because it has been found cyclists do the most shopping in small business areas.
How come you didn’t tackle South Auckand? What’s a few ram raids, shootings, stabbing, almost getting run off the road by feral little wankers on dirt bikes and being confronted by fried p addicts? Ten thousand a month? In the City but not South or West bro!
Aucklanders.... looked down on by kiwis and aussies alike . Also gisbourne is Weta.... gold.... except at tad too soon after the cyclone flooded the whole town
Nope sorry, man is created in Gods image and from the dust of the earth and woman is created from a man’s rib which is from the image of God, the facts matter 💁🏼♂️
