THEY MADE COVID SIMULATOR?! 

“Why is everything square” Minecraft: aM i A jOkE tO yOu

Daz: Is that alcohol? *literally 0.8 seconds later* Daz: *grabs every single bottle

Daz: "they're ruining everything" Also daz: *proceeds to wreak havoc in the supermarket*

*picks up bell pepper* Daz: Damn that’s a big tomato

“pretty much all the options other than wank” 😭😭 wow daz

OKAY ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THE CHARACTER WAS WHISTLING “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” WHILST WASHING HIS HANDS?!?!?!? @9:13 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Daz: "That’s a big tomato..." *picks up a pepper

Daz: this game teaches you to obey the rules Also daz: throws food at people to keep social distancing 😂

“I’ll have to do something drastic... ... I’ll have to throw a courgette.”

*"It's incredible all the things you can actually create on a green screen."*

When it started whistling while washing it’s hand, “happy birthday to you” 😂

3:08 Daz: is that alcohol? Daz: I want every single dam bottle

“Mom why is that man throwing avocados at people?” “He’s taking safety precautions.” Daz: “GO AWAY”

1:43 “why is everyone a pirate” Shop keeper: am I a joke to you?

Daz: 'eggs' 'throws eggs' Daz: 'she caught it She's an MBA star' 😅😅

3 years ago....no...

“I have a bad feeling about this”

He’s the only person who is helping me through quarantine 💀💅

Daz: hows it going dazzlers, welcome back to daz games The captions: how square does let's watch dad's games

9:30 Daz: "This is my mums dream!" Game: *One star* Daz: _One?_ *Piss off*

“giVE mE mY aVOcAdoOoo... rUnniNG wiTH aN aVOcAdOooOoOooo” my new favourite song

“It teaches you how to obey by the rules...” Also Daz *throws food at other people to maintain social distancing...*

When he was shopping it reminded me of cooking simulator everyone like if u want a part4 too

“I’d say it’s been a pleasure ladies but it really hasn’t...” 😂😂

Me: doing my philosophy work on morals Daz: we’re here with possibly the most morally wrong game Me: 😰 i CaNt EsCaPe

“How’s it going dazzlers” is the best part of my day 😂😁

Daz: “why is everyone a pirate” Me: “dying from laughter”😂😂😂

9:29 “one?” “piss off”💀💀 i should NOT have laughed that hard

Daz: posts Everyone: *goes straight to the comments*

Daz starting the game: ok let’s see how this is Still Daz: wait never mind we know how this is. I’ve had enough of this shit

Daz: ‘is that alcohol!?’ … **violently grabs as many bottles and throws them in cart**

i love how everyone is commenting ‘no one: daz:’ and the guy literally said he hates those kind of comments 😂

10:22 “I don’t have a big enough....thing” We all knew what you were thinking

Ah so this is the Plague Inc DLC people are talking about

"Is that alcohol? *Grabs a couple bottles* " Daz I'm dying XDDD

"I'm going to need to do something drastic..." "Throw a courgette..." -Daz Black 2020

“Is that alcohol “ pauses “right we need all that in the trolley “😂😂😂

Daz: why are my wrists dislocating?! Me: well that’s the proper way to get groceries is it not?

“I get a star on washing my hands, this my my mums dream” *gets 1 star rating* “piss off” 😂😂

“Pretty much all the options other than wank”😂😂🤣🤣

“I would like to say it has been a pleasure ladies but it hasn’t” LMAO

“It teaches you how to obey the rules” Also Daz: throws fruit to maintain distancing rules. 😂😂

0:19 "we've lived it" 6 months later and we're still living it 👍TwT👍

Daz: Why is everything a square? Me: *instantly thinks of minecraft*

People in the future: Let’s play grandpas Fiction Game Grandpa: -_-

Daz: in a normal tone “Oh no I got corona” IM DYING 😂😂😂

Daz: *im being scored on washing my hands, this is my mum's dream* 🌟⭐⭐ Daz: one? 😒 Piss off

"stop slapping the eggs, Daz. Just put them in" sounds like some weird porn scenario

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Some guy: oMg iM fIrSt

Daz- "OH GOD WHAT WAS THAT " 2 seconds later "DID MY STOMACH JUST KICK ME"XD (omg thanks for the likes🖤)

3:35 i just started to die LAUGHING when he said"oh i got corona" XD

"...Cook Something...." *Fond Memories Of Daz playing Cooking Simulator Intensify*

Dad: “Get me a trolley!! Me laughing in america*

Just when I was getting bored, Daz appears with a new vid.

*gets scored on washing his hands* Daz: One? Piss off 😂😂😂😂😂

3:25 "Hold the trolley properly!" *breaks wrists*

I see four different comments that say “First.” Feckin chill, folks. 😂

Daz in game: Oh my social life is gaining that’s great! Me irl: CaNt ReLAtE

4:14 Daz: Where's my hand gone!? Me: Ah yes, I hate it when I lose my hands.

“Hands- OH IM DABBING WHAT AM I DOING?!” 😂😂

“Pretty much all of the options other than wank” 😂

“Oh I’m getting scored on washing my hands!:)” “One:( piss off” 😂

Daz: -hits people with a shopping cart- game: SOCIAL DISTANCING IS A THING YOU KNOW?!

when he said “nba star” that was the perfect opportunity for him to say “nb-egg star”

The game really said "Don't force yourself, just resting or watering ypur plants can help improve your METHAL health 😂🙈

No one gonna talk about how they made you whistle "Happy Birthday!" When you wash your hands? Nah, just me then

You should play a horror game called "Escape The Ayuwoki"

Welcome to another episode of “Shopping with Daz”

Nobody: Daz: *making everyone’s quarantine better*

“ Pretty much all the options other than WaNk” Haha I love it

4:40 me and my sister to the poor villagers who were just farming

2:31 Daz after quarantine when he forgets how to act in public “I’ve got an avocado! I through an avocado! Damn it!

No one: Not even a single soul: Daz: ‘walking with an avocado’

Daz: *Posts* Me: *Scared but excited*

Daz: Is that alcohol? O.o Also Daz: Throw all this in 😈 I want every single damn bottle. 😂😂

The "do u want a bag", meme pop up in my head from the old days😂

“Other then WANK” has me laughing 🤣💀

I love when daz plays stupid games like this, I really want to see more cooking simulator and wild man daz type stuff!

7:02 that sing was gold. Platinum award for this song

Me watching this: why did i stop watching daz 1 second later after my parent walk in Daz: everything to do other than WANK 0:43 me: oh yeah

7:20 “oh! she’s doing it! and she’s good at it!” that’s what she said 8:18 “id like to say this has been a pleasure ladies but it hasn’t” 10:20 idk what to say about that tbf 10:25 “i wish they’d go away” 11:22 “oh god that was hell” 11:37 “oh god damnit” 11:41 “i suck”

“Don’t lie who else has been a fan of Daz before May?✨” (read my name btw) 💤

Daz: “the best way to get toilet paper” *runs into toilet paper pyramid* 😂😂😂 I’m dead

How many times Daz said: “ I NEED ANOTHER TROLLEY” 👇🏻

No one: Not even a single soul: DAZ:I’m slapping the fruit-

“My stomach just kicked me”😂😂 my demon be like I NEEDD Foood NOW

I need this now. The way you got the toilet rolls and the. Beer part and the throwing parts killed me inside

Sometimes I get legitimately shocked by how big Daz’s channel is now because I was so used to watching him everyday 3 years ago before 500k 😫❤️ im so so so happy for him

Making a covid Simulator is a good game to play at home doing quarantine :> if you know what i mean

Is Wendy still saying "EgGsHeLlS iN mY qUiChE"?

Thanks for making me smile daz. I’m in the shielding group and haven’t left my house since the start of March. My mental health really isn’t to great at the moment. So I’ve been binge watching loads of videos on this channel knowing they will make me smile. When I’m finally allowed to leave the house again I’m hoping going shopping is as much fun as this.lol. I hope everyone is staying safe and washing your hands.

Daz: this is a morally WRONG game Also Daz: LeTS plAY tHe GAmE

“Don’t Lie who’s been a fan of Daz before June??🦉” (read my name btw)🕰

Daz games “ is that alcohol? Throw all this in I want every single dam bottle “ me “ dies laughing “

9:21 whistling Happy Birthday coz you're supposed to sing Happy birthday twice

Time goes so fast 5 years ago or 4 years covid happen

Is that Alcohol. DAZ: I want every single bottle

“Is that alcohol?” “GIVE ME EVERY SINGLE BOTTLE” 😂 I pissed myself! Lmao daz your amazing

Every time the thingy buzzed I had a mini heart attack.

My parents when I’m playing Minecraft: “Why’s everything Square?!?”