Thief Simulator 

Holup

He plays hard mode and then complains about getting caught because he can’t see people and their view cones on the minimap

How did he get caught with no people

@@grundlefoot spidey sense

lol

bruh

Best thief ever.

I would help him lol

Goddamit not that type of monday again

yeah he just stands there picking the lock not moving at all right you guys were screaming

I appreciate the time stamp :)

It's the second time this has happened to me this week... For the idiots who don't understand sarcasme This is what we call "a joke".

@@Corindon don’t worry we all understand sarcasm here

@@TheSucram729 Why do y'all bring Dream into everything that doesn't have anything to do with him or his fans💀 It's annoying as hell, no need to be toxic about content creators

@@lusiferm1187 yes need

That's why they had the window open, to get out in the morning 🤣

Wait, you're on to something

Uh.... yes, he said that

@@Lofi.z34 funny quote is funny

@@spiritvdc5109 QUOTE IS QUOTE

also me in 2021

"PROFESSIONALS, HAVE STANDARDS" - sniper 2009

Actor mark: steals one of the most protected and guarded items known to man Mark in this: panicked confusion

You can say it's a... "Heist with Markiplier!" (Ba dum ksh!)

@@pinoy_boy6112 Had no mouth.

I see you were convinced by Chica simulator as well.

You're not wrong lol

I thought Lixian was a female

@@jacobmurphy5109 Nope

Reading this when he said it

I searched a whole five comments specifically to find one like this

the Council

​@@damianmrocznyWill decide your fate.

No more mama.....no more mama....

Police: "Ma'am, can you tell us exactly what happened?" Woman, sobbing: "I was trying to sleep when they broke in.. A-and they just kept shouting, 'WHERE'S YOUR TOILET?!' over and over... that was when they ran into my bathroom and smashed it.." Snot runs down her face and it appears she is having trouble breathing as she cries. Her voice strained and shaky, she whispers, "...Rest in peace.. my beloved toilet... you will be missed."

I’d probably tell him thank you awkwardly as he left

imagine waking up to a man just trying to lock pick your bathroom is Hurley as possible and is not even trying to interact with you at all and once he leaves your house he just find out that all he wanted to do is break your toilet I'd be confused not even mad

Dems some real secret sleepover vibes.

Dunno if I should call the cops or grab a popcorn

Martha may whovier. Idk how to spell the last name...

MaRtHa MaYhOo

Jebus crust your profile of Arin scares me

Unus annus

wait is there actually story lol, the vinny phone calls never happened for me when i was playing so i just went around robbing and learned everything on my own

Bro fr, especially when the guards start walking around on the street

yeah i played the vr version of this and its really fun and Realistic

Lol underrated comment

Mouthful

This is my favourite comment now

Hahahaha, I love it!

da

Same 😂

I couldn't believe my ears when he said Stan I screamed "Stan the waterman!" :,)

@@ghostinmug8967 what’s the reference?

@@sugarbear4865 marks gta 5 role play

Good reference

Lol

That, and, as soon as they woke up he yelled at the top of his lungs "WHERE'S YOUR TOILET?"

"There's Timmy the timber and *cant remember* " "don't forget about the s*** in the tank" "Toast!!" "I don't wanna be teaaa" That's all I remember from that lol

@@sk3tch_art1st35 who can forget a timeless classic 😂

@@mar-707 No one could forget I don't wanna be tea!! It's too good of a song!! XD

My immediate thoughts

@@sk3tch_art1st35 "i dont wanna be seen! Cause I dont wanna be tea"

He has matured

Oh that's me every day

Stan???

Mr newb uh.. pardon?

Exactly.

@@mrnewb4725 how did you get your drivers license....you know what I’m just gonna, forget that.......

Yeah, and this isn't much like watching Stan and Friendly Jimmy rob houses either

I love ur pfp ❤!

I don’t remember it being successful

Yeah I personally remember a lot more boulders

I dont remember it ever work well

you never break plates or toilets, that is gay - Tsung Tzu edit: holy shit people just take a joke

@@therealbeeve Whats wrong w being gay?

@@ary550 The meme community has turned gay into a word that replaces bad or terrible. Doesn't mean you're insulting homosexuals, it just means you're saying something is bad.

@@failedtalent1018 Haha IK, it's just a terrible "meme" imo and its not funny at all. Prepubescent boy humor really

@@ary550 Yeah I know what you mean. I'm still in high school so I hear a lot of boys use the word gay in basically every sentence. It's incredibly annoying.

Why is Vinny always the bad guy? But yes I do want to see that

People need to like this and make this a thing

Heist 2: Electric Boogaloo

@@dao_of_potato4957 Electric Avenue

@@thatonedude-6819 yes

I was Rick rolled by a profile picture

sounds like a very "Florida man" thing

can’t have shit in detroit

@@lazyperfectionist3978 I'm offended

@@rahmat4848 Good

@@rahmat4848 uhh, why?

i readed this when mark said almost too easy perfect timing

@@Madness.the.one.. Almost too easy

Didnt think i would see you doc love your vids

oh shit its skipwith lmao

N. N n n. Kn. N. N. Kk

ADHD and being a RU-vidr does that

That didn't last long!

@@PSVitaat2am Yeah😂

Tell me that didn't remind you of Elmer Fudd going "Be vewy Quiet. I'm hunting wabbits". XD

Stan the water man?

@@bacon5331 stan lee

@@ashleybarnes9343 no stan the water man

@@ashleybarnes9343 Fanny pack, don’t you know him?

I have a picture signed by Stan Lee

facts

be polite be efficient have a plan to kill everyone you meet

I mean, He's just stealing their joy at that point. Or sense of security. Actually probably both.

@@mastergreenfox6004 Ya like jazz?

@@jennsmith3177 seduce spyyy

I yelled out the water man excited af lol

Hope he brings him back one day!!!

Succulent baby boy Roy

I mean, well. He could be robbing a Mafia Family?..

Theifs is a big challenge..if you get caught by police then no coming back

I would kind of say that too though....

oop. 666 likes lol

He's gotta choose one

A thief does something bad for a reason (to get money). Breaking plates has no reason behind it. Unneccesary stuff = Asshole

Even though he’s already said he’s an asshole in a different video 😂

@@TheLibermania wellll robbing someone is unnecessary.....just get a job

@@TheLibermania you’re probably just joking, but just in case, I feel like I should clarify that you are in fact an asshole if you steal.

Wait a second, a person with a checkmark

Who are you

It's like low-key my favourite thing to watch rn XD

I want to steal you

Any expectations for forest episodes?

Sorry I don't get the reference

I laughed so hard when he said that. Stan must be delivering water to all the people in need in that neighborhood.

@@veronicaoviedo711 you should watch stan the waterman ! its one of markipliers uploads from about two years ago ? its really funny !!

Hahahaha yes 👏

@@veronicaoviedo711 he did 2 episodes on a GTA V RP server

Fudge yeah!

while we were looking at yt, he studied the gun

Hell yeah!

This is definitely not like actual stealing lol

Well, this should be interesting then, with his now broken foot

Hahahaha, I loled'!

Ok Vinny

That guy didn't give Vinny the spaghetti he ordered

Ok.

MARKIPLIER

@@NAXTY shut up BUG

wait that’s a thing

@@NAXTY You literally did the thing you said it wasnt going to be

And committed adultery!

Lmao

We all got his back!

*GASP HE KNOWS, THEY DELETED IT TO HIDE EVIDENCE, HOW..... ?

The beginning of that video was a trip.

Yes

Someone should warn him.

@@daemonspade3980 don’t worry I paused it

Wdym?

Right??

@@FirstNameLastNameFirstName did u even watch the video?

@@cookiecat7163 yes and I now get the joke I just forgot to delete the comment

Let's see how many subscribers would I get from this comment will you help me? Current: 760

@@trendingtens468 bruh no stop

@Chris hasexploded youre right, i cant remember the last tim i enjoyed Christmas...

👀

Oh? 👀✨

You are a bad guy

Bruh the vid came out 2 minutes ago and you commented 1 min ago you barely watched the whole thing- My brain hurts

@@kingswish9595 bruh

@@BrokenCartridge. ive watched other people play it, its a good game lmao

I like how the video was uploaded 3 minutes ago and you are already asking for more

its supposed to be an italian "wiseguy" accent to sound like an italian mobster

@@manymadmidgetzz6293 Thats the same thing lol

@@manymadmidgetzz6293 i'm italian and i've never heard that accent before

@@j0JP yeah i think they meant the typical italian american accent front new york

Wasn't that supposed to foreshadow the fact that vinny would end up killing the thief guy at the end? Or am I reading too far into it?

Arin from Game Grumps energy lol

@@PhoenixSanity very strong yes

Welcome class of 2021 we now start our day with lockpicking 101 then after that you have geography as you need to know what house you gotta steal shit from

Send us the time and location of your next crime and we'll come give you a big hug!

Lol

lolll exactly

What ever happened to those zombies I wonder?

Gabriella i literally see your comments on every mark vid i watch lol

its almost like he acts egoistically as a joke

His egotistical persona is a joke

Yesss!! Lol

Dead memee 😕

you saw stan the waterman right? that npc looks just like him

W A T E R

It wasn’t random it was because Stan is the character he plays in gta

@Nathaniel Pease there may be a stan reference in heist 2 when he makes it, but im pretty sure mark is simpler than that, he see stan he call out stan

@Nathaniel Pease heehoo still makes me laugh

I was so happy when he said that for some reason

We need a return of Stan video so bad

GAGAGAGAGA I just disliked my own face because I am unpretty. HOWEVER: I always like my GOOD videos however. No dislikes allowed where I come from. Don't be mean, dear sci

He actually does. lol

let's not tell him otherwise

New here?

Whose the other dude spamming like lol

@@kingswish9595 👁️👄👁️ rlly?

@@kingswish9595 And you deserve 0 subs because you had the audacity to beg

@@kingswish9595 bruh-

yea that's the joke

@@kingswish9595 bot shut up

No I’m not

i mean you are giga chad.

Oh my lordddddd wait-

lmao. he just gives us more proof with every video he makes

@@dewitter323 lol, exactly. Each video he makes half the comments are just showing how he is a masochist.

You don't pick hard mode?

@@Wildnose1337 I'm not against hard mode, but mark claimed hes not a masochist wich is TOATALLY true.

It's almost too easy

In that case, I will highly recommend play persona 5, it will teach how to get waifus and steal people's heart

I know the fastest way to a woman's heart.

@@sorryimlate3830 jiraiya book?

DISCORD RU-vid MAN. HELLO

@@Revoen chidori😔

underrated comment

N ICE

Cover your eyes 👀

*is making a sequel OR PREQUEL WHO KNOWW to Heist*

No he didn't pfft what are you talking about, where's the proof?... *cough *

@@Blaze4ification lmma take a wild guess from your reply and say he learned how to on the *[redacted]* channel

@@jrcspiderman2003 Yeah I know that was the joke I was going for

@@Blaze4ification just wanted to make sure I understood right because I missed that and a lot of the other videos

Exactly what I thought too

Or your dishes

They probably wouldn't take you very seriously.

Or a window, lol

That 1000% sounds like Mark, why does this sound so painfully accurate? 💀

A heist with Markplier

Yeah. Honestly that would be him

I would be like: “please I am leaving take it all when I am at work”

And then the people in the house would be like, "You look awfully familiar." He'd answer with "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" *slurps drink loudly*