Prison Simulator 

Prisoner: “I miss my family...” Mark: proceeds to fire extinguish the prisoner’s face

Mark: "I hope these are rubber bullets - they HAVE to be!" Also Mark: Aims exclusively for the head

Mark: “I’M GONNA PEPPER SPRAY EVERYBODY” *relaxing music starts*

mark: literally fire extinguishes mans face also mark: he’s resisting 😡

Character: aggressive Crime: Murder Markiplier: "I like these guys"

I think Mark may be addicted to simulator games...

"There's a discrepancy!" Mark had a Papers Please flashback lol

Mark: does anything that alludes to cleanimg Lixian: *cue the power wash simulator music*

markiplier literally murdering prisoners for 4 straight mins: “i hope these are rubber bullets”!

Mark has discovered a new internet rule: if it exists, there's a simulation for it

I like how mark got less injured in a full-scale riot than he did searching one dude with no weapons

When Mark was excited to customize his prisoners I was really expecting all of them to be people he knows. He has to stop Bob, Wade, Ethan, and Jack from murdering him

"Cleaning music" being played while Mark pepper sprays the prisoners had me laughing good

Game: “character - Aggressive/Crime-Rape” Mark: “I love these guys”

I love how he leaves all the doors open as he travels through the prison Reminds me of that meme: Dear prisoners, please don’t leave the prison :)

26:15 Respect from guards: 51.1% 26:23 Respect from guards: 41.1% What did you do to those guards that was edited out, Mark? xD

Mark: "I did my job well" Also Mark: Fire extinguishes first prisoner, beats him up for fighting back, and then almost dies

Theory: this game, gas station, and drug dealer simulator are a trilogy. We need matpat to establish a timeline

*everything is on fire* Mark: "Is this because I let that guy have neeeedles?"

Mark before: "I hope these are rubber bullets..." 28 shot dead mostly through headshots. Mark after: "....oops."

Mark at start of Riot: "Ill only knock them out with my baton" Mark at the end of Riot: "I really hope these are rubber bullets!" *Indiscriminately shoots people in the face and genitals*

Only Mark would pick a fight with a murderer in a locked room using a fire extinguisher

mark: im gonna die right away i can feel it also mark: extinguishes first prisoner n gets beat up for it

“I don’t have time for injured prisoners right now, I’m doing a push up contest! 50 bucks is on the line!” Caring Mark - 2021

Warden tells mark not to interrupt “rude!” Also Mark: proceeds to spray everyone with a fire extinguisher

I love how easily he slipped back into "Papers, Please" mode when he was checking the new inmate's files.

I flipping laughed at the fact that they played the power washer music at 29:53 while Mark is pepper spraying the prisoners 😂😂

I wish there was a solid series of simulator games we could watch. Drug sim, gas sim, and now prison sim are all series I would BINGE. listen. binge watch, for HOURS. Please continue these 🙏🙏🙏

The light above Marks head makes it look like he had a brilliant idea

Markiplier: Atacks prisioner with a fire extintor. Prisioner: Fights back Markiplier: Surprised pikachu face

Mark walks into death row: “I guess this is where the entrance is”

Mark: “I feel like I haven’t really done any prison management today.” Also Mark: *clicks on every mini game and side quest in sight*

Oh man, we were just talking about how he's been playing all the simulators

"I'm going to pepper spray everybody." [Plays 'Power Wash Simulator' muzak]

29:51 Dammit, Lixian's editing and sense of humor is just so perfect, I bust my gut laughing at this

"I hope these are rubber bullets!" Starts doing head shots.

Mark: *starts to play several games about doing different careers* Barbie: Finally! A worthy opponent.... our battle will be LEGENDARY!!!

Mark: Literally beaten within an inch of his life on his first day. Also Mark: I feel good I am good, I am justice in this place.

I am only like 8 minutes in and I already had to paused because I am crying laughing. The way Mark's first prisoner went was hilarious.

I love how Markiplier is still playing lots of Random Games. He never changes and that's what I love so much about this RU-vidr

Things you don't want to hear before being shot: "God I hope these are rubber bullets!"

The way he tried to reject the first prisoner while getting abused was killing me 💀

I love how Lixian/Rad_r put the "Powerwash sim" music when Mark was spraying the prisoners 🤣

Mark: "I love these guys" Prisoner crime: Rape, Murder

Prison Fact: You can actually apply to go to a different prison and in some areas, you can just pay to go to a better prison. Prisons also reject "applications" or prisoners based on their history with either the prison itself or just because of their criminal history. Remember prisons are generally run by corporations so it's all about money. Our incarceration system is less about restructuring behavior and more about making as much money as possible.

I love how when Mark's is first pressured to use the "riot gun" the pro gamer instict immediately kicks in and he instantly goes for the head

mark: "first day, i did well, i feel good" also mark: *down to a slither of health and gets brided*

mark saying he's been pepper-sprayed before and they don't want it made me realize his channel has made him surprisingly prepared for this scenario

The satisfying music playing while Mark pepper sprayed those prisoners was way too funny. Lixian is a genius.

Mark "im gonna need more saves. Im not gonna be good at this " *not even 10 minutes later Mark: *extinguishes prisoner by choice and gets in a fight*

30:35 can we appreciate this modern day revolutionary who during the prison riot of the ages tries to beat down...the pull up bar

Markiplier: *Drug Dealer Simulator* Also Markiplier: *Prison Simulator* Me: *I'm starting to see a pattern here.....*

Mark: The man who'll play EVERY SIMULATOR IN EXISTENCE

When Mark was spraying the fire extinguisher at the prisoner while he was attacking him, all I could think of was how much it reminded me of when people sometimes spritz water on their dogs when they misbehave

12:06 I love how that magazine is nowhere near the mag catch, he just jams it into the front trunnion

I knew it would be a good video when Mark very quickly said "this is Crungo"

Plot twist: "Prison Simulator" is actually the final mission of Drug Dealer Simulator.

Mark playing darts: I don't know what this is about.. Also Mark: **Completely skips the rules, jumps into the game, and wins.**

Mark’s questioning of the Prisoner Application on 5:33 leaves me in stitches every time!

At 30:06 DID HE JUST SALUTE HAHHA😂

Mark: *stands there for half of his health to die down as he yells* **’WHOA WHOA THERE EZ THERE WHOA HO HEY HEY HO WHOA-‘**

Mark: "It's about as close as I want to get to prison" Also Mark: "I DON'T WANT TO BE FREE!"

Mark: I don't have a lot of respect. Also Mark, 2 seconds later: *sprays literally the first guy he sees in the face with a fire extinguisher*

the most realistic gameplay of what its like being an American cop, 10/10.

The amount of simulators out there of weird shit is astonishing and even more so that Mark takes time out of his day to play them and actually enjoys them 😂😂

Next month: "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Simulator simulator"

16:40 Mark: Oh HELL yeah, nut me up! dirty minds: 😂

2:38 "i dont have alot of respect" proceeds to blasted a fire extinguisher in the face of the first guy he sees

At first I thought it was gonna be a prison simulator from the point of view of an inmate. I mean, they should totally do that, maybe you could try to escape or form a gang. Is there a game like that?

Character: Harmless Crime: Murder I don't think this adds up, chief!

Mark: Oh, I’m sorry *continues to hit prisoner with nightstick*

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT MARKS SCARY GOOD AIM WITH THE GUN!!! I THINK I ONLY SAW 1 MISS!

The “Hello everybody my name is Markiplier” still gives me feelings that Markiplier hasn’t changed at all and still has the best humour and personality.

Prisoner: I miss my family. :( Mark: -blasts him with a fire extinguisher, beats him up, and denies him- Prisoner 2: I'm gonna mess some people up. >:) Mark: Yeah, okay. -accepts without issue-

Mark: *Searches up Simulator Games, expecting to find games as janky and bad as Skyscraper Simulator* Also Mark: *Instead finds games not only he's genuinely enjoying, but we are as well*

Wow, at 32:32 Mark sounds like Duke Nukem! "Not on my watch Baby!" 😮

"Wow, first day man. I feel good, did good..." he says while if vision is red and he most likely abandoned an poor, injured prisoner for a "push-up contest" he was so right!

can you imagine a single guard running around the jail, being chased by ONE inmate, screaming "please leave me alone, help me someone!"

Wanna give props to Rachel and Lixian for amping up the comedy in this video. Placing the music you guys use in Powerwash Simulator in that pepper spraying moment is just chef's kiss

I’m really hoping that Mark will play games with Bob and Wade again. Their chemistry is just so amazing.

Anybody else notice that new prisoner at the start was “harmless” and convicted for murder

I was watching this with my cat in my lap. I was trying so hard not to laugh but I couldn’t help it and she jumped off. Why must you be so entertaining

I like that Marks immediate response to a prisoner is to spray him with a fire extinguisher.

I can only hope Mark's simulator kick never ever ends! There are almost COUNTLESS simulators (varying in quality, of course), so he's got a lot of questionable and potentially fun content to work with.

I remember playing this game, it's remarkable how accurate it is in certain areas. I worked as a prison guard for 3 years and saw a lot of familiar things, mostly regarding security checks, work call and shake downs. I hope the best for the developer, but this game gave me a bit of anxiety due to it's accuracy, so I will only be experiencing it through let's plays.

Lixian playing the powerwash theme during the pepper spraying is the best thing ever 29:51

I love how he always loves every sim game talking abt how he didn’t expect it to be good

Mark playing any simulator that isn’t Power Washing Simulator: This isn’t as good as Power Washing Simulator

"Prisoner Simulator" *flashbacks from the prison segment on a heist with markiplier*

"REJECT, YOU'RE REJECTED!" had me crying laughing

When this fully comes out, please please play more! I choked on my popcorn from laughing too much

Mark: "I've been pepper sprayed before you don't want none" Unnus Annus Fans: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mark: *sprays prisoner in the face with a fire extinguisher* Prisoner: *obviously gets angry and depends himself* Mark: "why is this prisoner being so aggressive?"

Wow - I have no idea who you are, but that will possibly change because what I just watched is what my soul needs. Hilarious and satisfying to listen to and watch. The lack of explicit language is nice , despite my immaturity and unintentional bad choice of words and actions. The music cuts were "lmao" moments for me (this is a step above "lol" for me: I don't know why I explained that)... Anyways, I set my phone down for a good amount of time, but I'm back, and am going to end this now. New, curious fan I am and I watched the Streamer Sim video, too, while typing this and will spare my time from doing this again, by writing here - Hilarious! Short version: HILARIOUS! A kid on a scooter once said 3 words. These words were conjured from the highest state of joy and pleasure, theoretically, the human mind could ever experience! Today, my new friend, I can say I have experienced a moment of personal satisfaction equal of, created from your video; I have 3 words for you -"THAT WAS LEGITNESS!"

The way that Mark got caught off guard at 1:22 when the prisoner attempted to communicate a thought is what made my night feel complete

- "How was your first day at work?" - "I sprayed someone with a fire extinguisher and he started punching me." - "Meh, sounds like a normal Tuesday."

*Chaos everywhere in the prison* Mark: It's because i let that guy have needles...

I love that on his first day he decides to run around and spray everyone with a fire extinguisher

People who don't know about Unus Annus would be concerned and confused about him being pepper sprayed

33:45 Prisoner: "I miss my family..." Mark: Illegal! ESTINGUISHER!