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Things Not To Say On A Shidduch Date 

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A comprehensive analysis of some of the worst things you could say on a shidduch date
Part I of the Lev Aryeh Purim shpiel 2013
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@batiasegal3117
@batiasegal3117 4 года назад
“I’ve been learning Mesechet Gittin, so if it doesn’t work out, I know the halachot” this was hilarious
@AJ-rd4ng
@AJ-rd4ng Год назад
Halachoiiiiis
@mamboz1
@mamboz1 11 лет назад
One of the funniest clips around, but you really need to know the Jewish orthodox world to appreciate the humor.
@chaimshmuelchavkin5550
@chaimshmuelchavkin5550 2 года назад
YES!!
@Office-ru3md
@Office-ru3md Год назад
True
@Uncle-Smart-Alec
@Uncle-Smart-Alec 3 года назад
"Nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date"- greatest line of all time!
@852AKong
@852AKong 7 лет назад
1:42 "if i dont look directly into your eyes it's not because I'm very frum it's because I'm nervous" and 3:05 "I'm in my room studying my shulchan aruch and you're in the kitchen with your shulchan aruch" LOLLLL those really got me
@dr.hollynobil1572
@dr.hollynobil1572 5 лет назад
Lol “i know this traif Item known as the denim skirt” im in tears! 😂😂😂😂
@DarkGloComics
@DarkGloComics 2 года назад
"The more ice you put in, you don't get so much soda!" 💀💀💀💀 I remember my kids asking why I always order mine with light ice..."Ice is a scam! It's already cooled in the machine and they charge you $1.50 then give you half soda!"
@marthajulian1
@marthajulian1 8 лет назад
I'm not Jewish :( but I understood most of it. I break out in laughter at random moments still. Hysterical!
@hrocket9448
@hrocket9448 3 года назад
I don’t think you really get the real funny jokes
@Proud_Troll
@Proud_Troll Год назад
Are you at all familiar with Jewish culture?
@bostonpatriot613
@bostonpatriot613 8 лет назад
Oh, for Heaven's sakes. Too many serious comments. This is a SATIRE - based on the dumb, dumb, things said on such dates by young, or young-ish guys who don't know what they're doing. Sheesh. Give it a rest. It's simply too laugh.
@aviezerscop401
@aviezerscop401 5 лет назад
Thank you. Finally, someone logical.
@HOMESTEAD_INSTEAD
@HOMESTEAD_INSTEAD 10 лет назад
My favorite part is the joke at 2:10 and also - "You mind if I smoke? Oh you do? Ok no problem, I wont blow near you" Oh and the part - "You and I know that this this is not imaiseh. So, eeeh, tell me.... you have any younger sisters? lololol
@mindyschaper
@mindyschaper 11 лет назад
HYSTERICAL. My husband and I were laughing till we cried at the "I have a minhag to be misboded every half hour." Great job- keep producing quality and clean entertainment!
@elliec9097
@elliec9097 3 года назад
This was great! Would love to see a Covid19 version of this. Fresh material, same guys.
@dartheater7348
@dartheater7348 2 года назад
What's covid 19
@AGENTXLR-l8h
@AGENTXLR-l8h 2 года назад
i think id would be good
@carolinestbmw5689
@carolinestbmw5689 7 лет назад
Haha love this vid. These guys are so funny!! "The reward system in our house isn't going to be with vacations, iPods, gifts.. a chocolate chip!" 😂😂 6:04 was hysterical😂😂😂
@vaniamelamed5285
@vaniamelamed5285 8 лет назад
All of you are exceptional talents. Your humor is beyond your years, your delivery is cunning. It's almost uncomfortable to watch because your humor is so wise and astute it's slightly depressing you observed this much from how we date. :/
@liveandletlive2894
@liveandletlive2894 5 лет назад
They're regular yeshiva guys and now happily married
@JoshuaFinancialPL
@JoshuaFinancialPL 8 лет назад
my wife dated 16 years, never went 3 dates before we met. 8 dates in 5 weeks, we celebrate 12th in november and have 4 children. she cant eatch this video its so accurate. u guys are brilliant comedians!
@rosepearl7092
@rosepearl7092 3 года назад
"If this doesn't work out I know the halachos" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 "You're mamash like a mussar sefer" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@sarahmascara8341
@sarahmascara8341 8 лет назад
Haaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha "there's nothing like a cigarette on a bad date!"
@racer935
@racer935 8 лет назад
2:00 even the cameraman is trying not to laugh
@bostonpatriot613
@bostonpatriot613 8 лет назад
It's a SATIRE>
@samueldeutsch9180
@samueldeutsch9180 6 лет назад
Lol So one day a yunge mon comes home and he sees his wife on the floor dead! With eech vace nisht vus.. A knife stuck in her head! Acchh ladies (Laughs)Atleast she won't be spending all my money on my credit cards cuz u know ladies spend a lot of money😂😂😂😂😂😂
@8wtvr8
@8wtvr8 10 лет назад
glasses dude is the best-he's outrageous-and so deadpan
@bostonpatriot613
@bostonpatriot613 8 лет назад
He's a riot!
@bluej7922
@bluej7922 4 года назад
He's giving me flashbacks from my old boss who was such a shmuck 🤦‍♀️
@YoutubeProductReview
@YoutubeProductReview 3 года назад
Totally
@grasmereguy5116
@grasmereguy5116 Год назад
There were two glasses dudes, but I think you meant the disciplinarian.
@topsalespro
@topsalespro 11 лет назад
I'll tell you what to say and what NOT to say on a Shidduch date, If/when the prospective Kallah, as any true Baas Yisroel is compelled to request of her true real life Zivik."What is your favorite Meh'Sech'Tah"?? Her suitor under any circumstances should never respond with,say, Gitten, Yeh'Vom'Oys,or Chas Veh'Sholom,Makos,but to offer Kehdushin, KehSooBoyss, and certainly best of all, ShehK'Kulim!
@aviezerscop401
@aviezerscop401 5 лет назад
I personally like Kiddushin and Shabbos.
@414rl
@414rl 11 лет назад
hahahahahha this is hilarious.....there's nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date....i laughed so hard
@ibnyahud
@ibnyahud 10 лет назад
"...what's your name takeh?..." ROFL
@Myipadrox
@Myipadrox 10 лет назад
every time i watch this i feel like im on a date in a lounge all over again LOLL this was great :)
@naomiburn6359
@naomiburn6359 9 лет назад
My laughing muscles hurt
@irishbuffy400
@irishbuffy400 11 лет назад
whats black and white and red all over? a yeshiva bochur on his first date
@LevAryehJerusalem
@LevAryehJerusalem 11 лет назад
Thinking about posting the bloopers...
@Nethanel773
@Nethanel773 10 лет назад
The second guy, I can see George Costanza saying all that. :P
@wolfieinthedance
@wolfieinthedance 8 лет назад
"You don't like drugs??"
@swdsification
@swdsification 6 лет назад
Ari Bari got a feeling your gonna be left hanging😂
@devorahfriedlander9139
@devorahfriedlander9139 5 лет назад
"How many diets did you try?" Haha...Next!
@AthenaOfArgos
@AthenaOfArgos 11 лет назад
This just doesn't get old!
@lubaman451
@lubaman451 9 лет назад
How much do you weigh ?!!! I'm dead
@myForumDaily
@myForumDaily 11 лет назад
here comes Mrs.Kugelmacher!!! lmao rofl
@MarcusCole455
@MarcusCole455 9 лет назад
I couldn't stop laughing!
@restlichtman
@restlichtman 11 лет назад
Oh my gosh! This red headed guy is a genius!
@craftyforever101
@craftyforever101 9 лет назад
This was so funny I was cracking up the whole time
@SariteDavis
@SariteDavis 8 лет назад
a chocolate chip!!! XD
@myForumDaily
@myForumDaily 10 лет назад
what's your name taka lol
@TubeDude78
@TubeDude78 11 лет назад
I don't get the joke. This is exactly how most of my shidduch dates went.
@chaimshmuelchavkin5550
@chaimshmuelchavkin5550 2 года назад
lmao
@phatcat3705
@phatcat3705 7 лет назад
What the heck did I just watch?! (It's a good thing). 😄 If this video is based on some fact, that's kind of a terrifying([ly] hilarious!) thought. If these were my shidduchim, they'd probably mistake my reaction as an approval because I'd be laughing way too hard the entire time. 😆
@chodeshadar18
@chodeshadar18 11 лет назад
You guys are actually pretty good actors! Hysterical!
@jnankin
@jnankin 5 лет назад
0:24 the tzitzis straggler string has me dying.
@monseyfaigy9
@monseyfaigy9 11 лет назад
i love this!! "i'm going to have to check your yichus if you don't like chulent" hahaha
@shmayapeskin9083
@shmayapeskin9083 2 года назад
That guy really won't let the cholent thing go
@TeachESL
@TeachESL 11 лет назад
This is one of the reasons why boys and girls should not be separated so much from each other!
@aviezerscop401
@aviezerscop401 5 лет назад
Nope, some boys are just incredibly bad at talking tachlis.
@akivapoppers2296
@akivapoppers2296 10 лет назад
6:00 is so funny :)
@zephy0910
@zephy0910 2 года назад
Hilarious. I’m a giyores, and I don’t really like cholent. 😆 Sacrilege!
@annachosak5871
@annachosak5871 Год назад
Same!!!
@yitzilax7740
@yitzilax7740 Год назад
That’s why he has to check your Yichus!!!
@arthur131313
@arthur131313 8 лет назад
how not to turn a shidduch into a shitduch
@shoegal5225
@shoegal5225 11 лет назад
OMG this is hilarious!!!! If I would have seen this 20 years ago, I could have saved myself A LOT of aggravation... Shalom Alechem errrrr... my name is errrr... and we're done!
@hotgirljen99
@hotgirljen99 11 лет назад
I think it's 3:49. "We have what to talk about". Perfect! Please post more videos!
@CaffreyLover
@CaffreyLover 11 лет назад
Haha this is your typical greasy yeshiva guy, sadly no exaggeration. Hope you were just acting >_^
@avetherav
@avetherav 11 лет назад
this video made me laugh and cry at the same time!
@Camostar555
@Camostar555 5 лет назад
so....you have parents???
@RichardGMoss
@RichardGMoss 11 лет назад
Most non English expressions in this video are Hebrew and are used because they express concepts more succinctly than any translation.
@shmayapeskin9083
@shmayapeskin9083 2 года назад
A guy comes home, and sees his wife on the floor, with a knife in her head, you know, ladies.
@stevenkatz8422
@stevenkatz8422 11 лет назад
so accurate its scary
@lorenzorox219
@lorenzorox219 11 лет назад
absolutelyy hilariousss!!
@08_crown_vic
@08_crown_vic 9 лет назад
make a full hd video
@jdjehesj
@jdjehesj 11 лет назад
Good stuff "there is nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date "
@MusicPlaylistsChannel
@MusicPlaylistsChannel 2 года назад
I guess you guys have been learning 9 years straight
@ZevMeth_originaljewishmusic
@ZevMeth_originaljewishmusic 5 лет назад
Dr. Dreizich is legit the funniest guy around! A professional comedian!
@tg2683
@tg2683 3 года назад
"I brought my baby brother, so it shouldn't be yichud" hhhhhhhhhhaaa
@alexlax9210
@alexlax9210 11 лет назад
Great job to all, but loved the chocolate chip line. Genius!
@Saralia17
@Saralia17 11 лет назад
There's nothing like a good cigarette....on a bad date. Lol. Lot's of these comments cracked me up. :) Funny vid.
@pomaflah
@pomaflah 11 лет назад
Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with BELIEVING some of these things, but saying them as though she doesn't have a choice in the matter, and you're positive she'll listen to you in every matter, is not only stupid but offensive. I do have semi-Charedi cousins who would actually think the "Shabbas Malka" line was funny and clever.
@ellaviolettta
@ellaviolettta 7 лет назад
I'm writing a script for a film about a sidduch and this was amazing inspo for me haha thank you!!
@TheJediKenneth
@TheJediKenneth 9 лет назад
I think I may have been over on some of these.
@myForumDaily
@myForumDaily 11 лет назад
you get more money for food stamps but... lolol
@vladimirfapstothetorah8467
@vladimirfapstothetorah8467 10 лет назад
best part= 6:00
@Redbishop613
@Redbishop613 11 лет назад
I had to hit pause a few times to stop laughing! This is so hilarious!
@JoshuaFinancialPL
@JoshuaFinancialPL 11 лет назад
when do u get to the part about what not to say?
@4862cjc
@4862cjc Год назад
“There is nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date!”
@donfuchsss
@donfuchsss Месяц назад
In one word......"OUTSTANDING! " These three guys are super talented, great script and timing....and great accuracy concerning exactly how to hit your funny bone. Wishing them all tremendous Hatzlacha with all that they do for themselves, for HKB'H and for Klal Yisroel! Dun Fuchs
@glitterrgirrl
@glitterrgirrl 5 лет назад
@levaryeh can I have permission to post this video on our Instagram page? We love it!
@LevAryehJerusalem
@LevAryehJerusalem 5 лет назад
Sure, go ahead
@ariellagoldwicht8405
@ariellagoldwicht8405 11 лет назад
blonde hair guy is the only funny one... he's hilarious
@DKK9720
@DKK9720 10 лет назад
haha 5:39 I was cracking up! this video is hilarious-good job!
@SuperLika1980
@SuperLika1980 11 лет назад
Oy ... as a girl who's no longer frum, this definitely reminds me of some bad memories :)
@elliec9097
@elliec9097 3 года назад
I'm sorry you had to go through that:( Hope you have better luck now and things have worked out for you.
@m19021993
@m19021993 11 лет назад
Hahaaa oy veyyyy ((: too bad some people actually relate to it...((;
@deenakalker9712
@deenakalker9712 11 лет назад
this guys are so funny i just hope this is not real
@Proud_Troll
@Proud_Troll 2 месяца назад
Why's this channel been inactive since Obama's administration?
@larrygrebler5054
@larrygrebler5054 Месяц назад
This just came up on my feed. Still very funny after all these yrs.
@rsbparshan
@rsbparshan 11 лет назад
lol.
@luvmashiach18
@luvmashiach18 11 лет назад
You know...ladies... LMBO
@barryhorowitz9503
@barryhorowitz9503 8 месяцев назад
Still The best of all Yeshivish parodies! Cry laughing each time! "Here comes MRS. KugelMacher!!" "Ladies"
@techanddancer
@techanddancer 11 лет назад
6:00 hahahahahahahahahahhahahahah
@sarahmascara8341
@sarahmascara8341 8 лет назад
Hahahahhaha what? lol
@Yaalah
@Yaalah 11 лет назад
Starts off painful, gets pretty watchable and funny.
@MsIsraeligirl
@MsIsraeligirl 11 лет назад
lol! you guys are pretty funny upload more!
@afish1100
@afish1100 8 лет назад
This kid has so much talent
@Rickyrab
@Rickyrab 11 лет назад
Ah, but you must be employing Talmudic logic, which, after all, is not Talmudic logic, but another form of logic masquerading under the name. LOL
@shmoiterfuna
@shmoiterfuna 2 года назад
Real talent 👏
@kevalshah1983
@kevalshah1983 9 лет назад
wish i was jewish
@MeDeafMe
@MeDeafMe 9 лет назад
Keval Shah "were" Jewish; I wish I were Jewish (use the subjunctive here.) WHY would you wish that? You'd end up as neurotic as I, LOL!
@JV22ism
@JV22ism 9 лет назад
Rahel Sivan haha.. you can be jewish! :D just be happy and dance like us. :D
@MeDeafMe
@MeDeafMe 9 лет назад
:D
@TagMahirTzedek
@TagMahirTzedek 9 лет назад
+Rahel Sivan Being Jewish isn't being "neurotic". Its about our laws and culture and civilization.
@TagMahirTzedek
@TagMahirTzedek 9 лет назад
+Keval Shah You can be, you can also not be and be righteous as well. The Torah is for all of humanity. People can be Jewish or be Noahides and be righteous before G-D.
@grasmereguy5116
@grasmereguy5116 Год назад
I watched this a while ago but I just caught the detail that his belt buckle was open and his tzitzit were sticking out of his zipper.
@alan-b1f
@alan-b1f 4 месяца назад
Come on, this has to be made up.
@a.krueger6486
@a.krueger6486 5 лет назад
Watching in 2019. You have to check your yukkies if you don't like cholent...
@joshuaengel7119
@joshuaengel7119 5 лет назад
Lo never gets old
@thezionite
@thezionite Год назад
00:21 tsadik came in with tzi zis in his zip. priceless😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@aaronrabin9941
@aaronrabin9941 7 лет назад
Amazing
@guyw99
@guyw99 3 года назад
Part 2?
@EliGoldsmith
@EliGoldsmith 11 лет назад
Gotta post this on my midnightrabbi inspired blog chag somayach :D everybody with time will know the inside jokes :D moshiach now!
@peachsangria8704
@peachsangria8704 Год назад
This is funny!!! Denim skirt = treifen. My father thought the same!
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