Watch bloopers & uncut scenes here - • Things Not To Say On A... A comprehensive analysis of some of the worst things you could say on a shidduch date Part I of the Lev Aryeh Purim shpiel 2013 www.levaryeh.com
1:42 "if i dont look directly into your eyes it's not because I'm very frum it's because I'm nervous" and 3:05 "I'm in my room studying my shulchan aruch and you're in the kitchen with your shulchan aruch" LOLLLL those really got me
"The more ice you put in, you don't get so much soda!" 💀💀💀💀 I remember my kids asking why I always order mine with light ice..."Ice is a scam! It's already cooled in the machine and they charge you $1.50 then give you half soda!"
Oh, for Heaven's sakes. Too many serious comments. This is a SATIRE - based on the dumb, dumb, things said on such dates by young, or young-ish guys who don't know what they're doing. Sheesh. Give it a rest. It's simply too laugh.
My favorite part is the joke at 2:10 and also - "You mind if I smoke? Oh you do? Ok no problem, I wont blow near you" Oh and the part - "You and I know that this this is not imaiseh. So, eeeh, tell me.... you have any younger sisters? lololol
HYSTERICAL. My husband and I were laughing till we cried at the "I have a minhag to be misboded every half hour." Great job- keep producing quality and clean entertainment!
Haha love this vid. These guys are so funny!! "The reward system in our house isn't going to be with vacations, iPods, gifts.. a chocolate chip!" 😂😂 6:04 was hysterical😂😂😂
All of you are exceptional talents. Your humor is beyond your years, your delivery is cunning. It's almost uncomfortable to watch because your humor is so wise and astute it's slightly depressing you observed this much from how we date. :/
my wife dated 16 years, never went 3 dates before we met. 8 dates in 5 weeks, we celebrate 12th in november and have 4 children. she cant eatch this video its so accurate. u guys are brilliant comedians!
Lol So one day a yunge mon comes home and he sees his wife on the floor dead! With eech vace nisht vus.. A knife stuck in her head! Acchh ladies (Laughs)Atleast she won't be spending all my money on my credit cards cuz u know ladies spend a lot of money😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'll tell you what to say and what NOT to say on a Shidduch date, If/when the prospective Kallah, as any true Baas Yisroel is compelled to request of her true real life Zivik."What is your favorite Meh'Sech'Tah"?? Her suitor under any circumstances should never respond with,say, Gitten, Yeh'Vom'Oys,or Chas Veh'Sholom,Makos,but to offer Kehdushin, KehSooBoyss, and certainly best of all, ShehK'Kulim!
What the heck did I just watch?! (It's a good thing). 😄 If this video is based on some fact, that's kind of a terrifying([ly] hilarious!) thought. If these were my shidduchim, they'd probably mistake my reaction as an approval because I'd be laughing way too hard the entire time. 😆
OMG this is hilarious!!!! If I would have seen this 20 years ago, I could have saved myself A LOT of aggravation... Shalom Alechem errrrr... my name is errrr... and we're done!
Yeah, and there's nothing wrong with BELIEVING some of these things, but saying them as though she doesn't have a choice in the matter, and you're positive she'll listen to you in every matter, is not only stupid but offensive. I do have semi-Charedi cousins who would actually think the "Shabbas Malka" line was funny and clever.
In one word......"OUTSTANDING! " These three guys are super talented, great script and timing....and great accuracy concerning exactly how to hit your funny bone. Wishing them all tremendous Hatzlacha with all that they do for themselves, for HKB'H and for Klal Yisroel! Dun Fuchs
+Keval Shah You can be, you can also not be and be righteous as well. The Torah is for all of humanity. People can be Jewish or be Noahides and be righteous before G-D.