Things That Make Me Rage in FFXIV 

As a healer main, I feel this in my soul.

One of my rage inducing things as a healer, is slow casting a rez. And as my rez finishes the boss starts doing an AoE. The rezzee starts attacking as they get up, boss aoes and goes right back onto the floor.

Things that tilt me off the face of the star: 1) when someone sets a pull timer and another person in the party decides to pull way earlier than what was set. 2) If I get rezzed and wait out my invuln tiner just to die to damage because the healers didnt actually put a regen or throw a heal my way. 3) empty houses. Why even have the house?! 4) people who try to wait out the loot timer in duties. Why are you doing this no one likes this. 5) shield healers trying to overwrite other healers shields, or judt queuing in and having been paired with another shoeld healer. 6) tanks fighting over aggro, work it out between the 2 of you or let the person who turned stance on tank!

I didn't have a favorite AvyCatte moment, and then I got to 2:29

As a fellow Miqo’te player, that texture issue only applies to the fluffy tail you picked!

2:02 The dye-issue is quite frustrating. So many pieces of gear, which look good, but have to pass on, because they either dye weirdly or have their secondary and/or tertiary channels just flip their colors. We need a second dye option!

Look im allergic to cure, its not personal its just hereditary

The hair clipping gets me the most, because either I have to swap over to a different hairstyle to avoid it, or stick with my hairstyle but have to swap out my glam. It's for this reason I wish we could bind hairstyles to glamour plates, at least then I could switch between short and longer hairstyles easier while coordinating the glam to avoid the clipping.

On the neighbor bit, i actually had to take the loss and move due to my neighbors putting up like 5 otters on the fence. I have autism so i wanted a place i can just go relax so i dont get overstimulated in game, and the sound they make drove me genuinely insane. (It was my dream plot to...)

Rumour has it, the dumpling race will be the first playable race with a butt slider in character creation. Prepare to be jelly.

as a healer main, i can also relate to what is spoken here XD

In regards to the dyeing, I do sometimes wish they's borrow from Guildwars 2, where items can (and often do) have multiple different colour slots, that you can dye seperately. Or at least go with one primary and one secondary dye option like Neverwinter Night's second addon had all the way back in 2003. Am I the only one who constantly heard "root people" when she talked in front of Titania shooting out roots? Just me? ^^

Melee DPS: You guys get a ranged tax because you get to position anywhere and DPS Me a Summoner: *Parks In The Boss's Booty* I want my tax rebate now please

6:04 *Patch notes drop* 1) New glams have hoods 2) Cry in long hairstyle 3) See 2)

I hate when you make a really great portrait for some reason it just won't show up in duties!

As both a whm main and a dnc main.. I'll admit I both raged at ranged dps for doing that and then proceeded to stay away from party a few times myself as dnc lol (never complained tho, at least)

"crappy magitek mount" hey! That's reserved for pvp! XD

I main SMN, and I'm a stroke survivor in my 60s. Hanging back lets me avoid a lot of mechanics dancing, and probably keeps me alive as much as heals. But I feel your pain, and I'm sure I'm not the normal case. What makes me rage? Things like "Worthy of his back" that make it super hard on people like me (disabled gamers) to just get through the MSQ. I haven't gotten past it yet, and no, not even on "very easy." I don't want to stop gaming. Too bad you can't help heal me for that. ;)

"Do you know what really makes me want to bring calamity back?" gave me a laughing fit for some reason, lol.

ppl who doesn't realize how much a dps loss it is to not use their party buffs

I noticed the tail thing it ruined the look for me so I swapped to the tail the just has the little ploom at the end, its been my favorite ever since. It also changes colors well

I'm fine whenever the double rez happens to be honest, because I'm already dead inside.

Lol, about the outdoor house furnishings: There's a house by my FC house that has been "on fire" (covered in bonfires) for a couple years now.

I really hate when in Ex trials or savage there is always that one person that gets hit by stupid ass mechanics, literally the most basic , simple , elementary school ones. Or decide to distract themselves right when a critical moment comes up and we're forced to wipe because we can't do it without one person. Or when i'm tanking I do reprisal and the other tank does that as well , then when an aoe is coming up im not doing reprisal and the other tank isnt either and when i decide to finally do it they do as well. im gonna get the axolotl mount and send the screenshot to that person lol.

Healer: *Is 6 seconds into a hardcast rez with only 3000 MP left and 3 people dead* That guy that's died 8 times already: "Rez us"

6.4 has annoyed me as a Scholar main, I need to unlearn years of muscle memory now. If a DPS is out of range I do not heal them, I even go as far as to place my soil so its just short of them but now square have made that so much harder. If your a sprout in an early dungeon I can tolletate it, your new you need to learn, but at max level in expert or gods forbid extremes? You straight up deserve the death. Because they will almost always complain that its us healers that were in the wrong.

the great irony of ranged dps, is that its still more optimal to play in melee range.

As a healer main, for real, I'm not a white mage, but Asylum is now so MASSIVE that not standing in it is absolutely for the foul-minded and if they perish because they are not full hp and die to that raid wide, I WILL tell them to stand closer or suffer the consequences, for I am the true harbringer of life and death! ... But I'm a sage main, so I don't care all that much, my Kerachole hits everyone anyways. 💅

I feel the pain you have for long hairstyles. It's bad enough my au ra horns sometimes clips through my clothes but then it has to be compounded with the fact that great lengths hairstyle clips through a lot of collars.

I am the healer of my friend group, and I honestly love healing. I don’t love chasing my one friend down to heal them. Now I just randomly give them regen to confuse them.

Totally agree on the 2D tail! Drives me nuts lol, give us a proper bushy 3D tail please SE!

I was actually amazed by that dumpling physics when i saw it.

my biggest rage, is outfits that look completely different on different genders. (especially applicable to the neir raid gearsets) i see a lovely lady in a stunning off shoulder gown and i try it on and it another ugly double breasted button up nightmare, or a fancy corset that turns into a plain long sleeve shirt. I hate seeing a cool glam and going "aw man i bet that'd look so good!" only for square enix to kick me straight in the popotos because goD FORBID A MAN BE CUTE!!! PRETTY BOYS OF THE WORLD UNITE! WE HAVE NOTHING TO LOOS BUT OUR CHAINS!!!!!!!

The house in front of our FC house built a big wall of stacked show windows, why? They did once do some kind of drive in Movie thing with the wall as the screen which sort of made it a little less annoying.

Now, as a raider, I want more cute mounts from savage. Just to piss off the op of the last post xD And axo mount is just 10/10 no questions asked :D

ppl not rolling after the last boss

I was so guilty of staying out of healing range lol. It wasn’t until I actually played healer that I realized how annoying that was. I always make sure im in range of the healer now. Also, one thing that annoys me is trying to find good glams for my male roe that don’t look horribly stretched out.

Do you need a hug? Do we need to make a static so you can have an Axalotl?

I have to say you got me with the healer thing. I myself am still pretty new and play a ranged dps. Bard to be precise. I came from a mmo 2 months ago where heal abilities had like 6000 km range as long as you are in the same group and instance. so I wasnt aware of that. And last week, actually, I was in a lvl 60 duty and stood on the edgiest edge of the room. and the healer wrote: "Bard, you are not in range for any of my abilities. stay closer" and I was like: "Whait, that's a thing? I didnt know!" since then, especially with the new 6.4 options to color your healer name different, I try to stay closer. but nothing the less: I felt caught as you mentioned it and I smiled because of it! :D

What is that healer Glam you're wearing with the short shorts at the beginning of your rant about the long hair clipping

1 thing that specially grinds my gears is in savage or ultimate content in pf, when I'm willing to drop my healer dps to hardcast raise after both of us healer spent swiftcast, the other cohealer just mocks me and keeps dpsing around while i would want him to hardcast raise someone in need.

Apart of my soul died learning the axolotl was locked behind savage... But hey, guess I have an excuse to learn savage now!

yeah with the new healer Crafted Gear, i woulded wanted the red dye not white or even just the red would be Dyeable :(

"Make the dumpling a playable race" Lalafell already exist :3

The ranged classes staying fay away grinds me gears too. I did mock the 30 yalms thing, but maybe it was a good idea, but I don't think it applies for healing? abilities just mits?

4:30 Those people annoy me as a dancer main too. Not only are they out of range to be healed, but they are generally also out of range for their buffs to properly work (not to mention that the aoe damage caused by Standard/Technical Step would not hit).

the dying outfit part i really wish there was more parts you could individually choose like in black desert online

Hm kind of surprised that mount is behind savage but seeing how it was everywhere in endealker story kind of makes sense, its cute... but that thing survived the sundering untouched

As a Black Mage, almost finishing the spell only for the fucking tank to take the mobs away from you and then you see...* INTERRUPTED* and had to press run to not fall behind the rest in the dungeon :')

Hey new to your channel and Loving your content! Getting me back into the game. I dont know if this has ever been asked or shown, but whats your glamour here? Looks really good

the thing that drives me nuts about Dying, is the window for it clearly has two slots, we should be able to dye a Primary slot and a Secondary slot and control the color combinations. One of my favorite shades of Red in game is Dalamud Red and sometimes when I use it on a glam I get an ugly pink accent color going along with it. My color choices are Red, Black and White, so having an ugly pink in the mix really grinds me.

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The only positional range dps have is "stay in healing range" and 90% screw that up because they get told they have no positionals. And as a tank i pull the healer even further away from them if possible

What leg piece did you use at 6:05? 2B or? Btw, as a healer, I'll let them die including the annoying tank that asks me to dps when they're squishy.

1: when i play healer (mostly as a sage) if you are not in the AOE range, i just say "sorry, my heals are mostly shields and i need to constantly re up the tanks, if you are not in range, sorry i cant help you 2: i dont play it as much now, but I was a red mage before reaper, and I would constantly quick cast res when healer had no swift cast, it was only fair I help since it is faster and it keeps the healers MP for more things like actually healing 3: when I play Summoner I put out a warning at the beginning of the duty i am in that I will be trying to keep my summons of everyone's screens so I will try to be on the other side or on the flank of every one since those fuckers take up an ungodly amount of space on screens, just because I have it set to medium, doesnt mean everyone does, so be kind

Imagine being able to color single parts on an armor differently. Gosh. Please give us that. And Viera Helmets. How can I be a Judge Magister from Ivalice if I can't even wear the iconic helmets?? >_>

lmao the miqote tail thing is why mine has the lion-esque tail which isnt as noticeable on that

Meanwhile, when I play healer, I feel so at peace. Easy gameplay, can save my silly roulettes rather than pray the random WHM realized there are in fact more buttons than Cure 1. =u=

As somebody using the same hair except navy with purple accents I feel your pain. Though what grinds my gears is NPC houses, barracks and so on. Like, when I enter an ishgardian barrack in ARR part of ishgard and see their barracks and storage having one desk with a clerk and that's all. LIKE, THIS IS NOT FLOOR, THIS IS EARTH, IT IS FROZEN, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY SLEEP ON IT!!!

I used to main healer. But I stopped on Stormblood's release week after too many tanks were doing wall to wall pulls in Bardam's Mettle. with Alexander Savage STRENGTH GEAR. STRENGTH GEAR. What's even WORSE, is I had some in Doma Castle with STRENGTH GEAR.

putting on my "akchkually"-glasses: the most of the dumplings 3d-shapes are achieved by smart material textures, not polygons. at least thats what it looks like to me. also hair is really difficult to do in 3d visualization. maybe they could like double the amount of sides on it, so it becomes two X shapes displaced to each other.

i too hate the hair clipping so much, i have to rock the short hair styles to keep from raging

what gets me worked up is when the tank or a tank gapcloses the boss as a mt at start if a fight

Number 2 is SO TRUE, I play Face 4 Ronso Horn Hroth, their topknot comes with gold and silver accents which makes mixing metals a tad easier, but my OCD struggles with blending metals in glams. 🤣🤣🤣

I think the range DPS thing is mostly an issue with players who only play range. I had the same issue at the beginning. The staying close to the healer part is not straightforward unless you have actually played one for a bit and understand that the healer can not use single target heals on everyone. One misconception I also had was that staying far from the boss would help to avoid AoEs and handle mechanics. But in practice, that is never the case. The game is designed to allow close range DPS jobs to handle mechanics. Staying far from the boss usually just set you up for taking wide AoEs because they are timed to be avoided when you have to move from the center or the arena, not the extremity. The Griffin boss at the end of the Heavensward patches is a good example of this.

As an Ishgard resident, I HAVE no neighbours! To this day! Such peace and bliss.

Deleted my previous comment because I thought when you said savage you meant the criterion savage. But yeah, I totally understand the frustration with the axolotl being from P12S. But at the same time, next expansion it'll be totally doable for most people who want it. In ShB I wanted the E12S cane SO much, it was absolutely perfect and I tried my best to join a static and clear it. Sadly my static fell apart due to disagreements and I ended up just waiting until EW to raise the level cap. I got the cane a few months ago and it's fantastic! ^-^ Definitely worth the wait! So if anyone is really upset, feeling like you'll never get it because it's from a final savage, don't give up on it! Just hold out for the level cap to raise and you'll be able to get it without near as much stress as people are going through now for it. ^-^

fun fact, i feel like that dumpling was a direct response to the yakuza bread, a scene from yakuz alike a dragon has a super realistic looking breadmodel breaking up and i bet the xiv team decided to do their own version for funsies

Omg. Finally someone other than me who haaaates having their raises overwritten and my cd's wasted. Especially as whm when I not only spend swiftcast but also thin air. And about hard raise, the worst is that other raisers can see I'm raising and they still do it.

As healer main, I can relate that fr

Things that grind my gears: - "daylies" - minos lux - healers that want to top where there is no need to top and use rescue.... Remove rescue

Using housing objects to intentionally disrupt other player's is a reportable offense, and it's pretty evident here with the spires blocking the view, and the fact the house is entirely empty inside.

I still think they should have made Pandaemonium itself as the mount for savage 12. Though to be fair, I don't have to worry about having the axlotl mount anymore as I got it on my first kill a week ago with a 97. Unfortunately, no one seems to recognize the thing. It doesn't stand out the way the fire snake/phoenix mount from 8 does.

So many of these including the armor not dyeing how you envisioned in your mind is so specifically rage inducing to me I don’t know how you compiled such a good list

And I know savage raiders who feel offended that the last tier's mount is nothing BUT an axolotl after seeing what the last two tier's mounts are. You can't go from a flaming serpent who shapeshifts into a flaming phoenix to haha axolotl go brr...... WHAT DOES THE AXOLOTL EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH THE RAID?!?!?!?!?

that beef house killed me haha esp since it was empty big meat energy move right there

as a redmage, i have made many a healer mad, while as healer i always think: "you're a redmage, you're supposed to pick people up not to be picked up! "

Similar to the tail, when there a minor bug in the graphics, even though small, cause I notice it, it just going to be always there in my head. Even though they get fixed, they been taking multiple patches for the fix, even worse when they split the fix between patches, why the fix for viera was put off til the following patch from the patch with the fix for the other races?!

If anything I probably annoy the healer by staying too close to them all the time on my summoner...they usually know the mechanics better than me so I figured they're probably in the safe spot :p

To me it's always the No-Tanks that are pulling because they wanna make it quick and then hate me. Like stop it. Please. Yours sincerely, A Paladin

One of my rage is : We have an absolutely gorgeous glam on a Boss in Lapis Manalis (3:38), and yet IT'S NOT AVAILABLE FOR ACTUAL GLAM!!! Gimme that high heels and that garter, even the top, Square. PLEASE!! 😭:

i agree with the dye,, would be nice to be able to dye multiple parts of the top or leggings, understandable that it wont be like that for gands or feet maybe head but yeah at lest top and legs wound be great to have several dye options

As a heal main I have let DPS die for staying out of range, when they complain I tell them, "I can keep the tank alive or run to you and keep you alive. I will let the tank chose which next time."

what makes me rage is when i break my my item crafting at 99% 10 durability >.< it makes rage

My seaward neighbour in kugane got the damn candy house roof, I moved

"...or make the dumpling a playable race" I unironically would love to play as a dumpling as I love playing the absolute out of left field races whenever I can (if I like them of course)

Don't worry new savages soon. Just some calm before the storm. No doubt at least some raid team will cause drama.

Are you using graphics mods or reshade or something? Your game looks so much better in these videos than mine ever did.

My personal gripe with playing FFXIV right now is trying to change my chocobo colour to deepwood green. I have attempted this three times; once with the calculator and twice with both calculator and specified order of fruits I am meant to feed my chocobo to complete the formula. Two attempts got me with royal blue and void blue and I'm not *_really_* having it with the predictable algorithmic results. If my fourth attempt is all for nought, then I'll consider doing duties as a cadet for the Spriggan Rangers until I'm authorised to harvest seeds for chocobos.

The hair clipping drives me nuts, and I know making any part that clips go "invisible" is gonna be tricky to program, and may make it worse. I'm surprised Resurrection doesn't have a more prominent targeting line when slowcast, or doesn't have a "refund" buff on the target (giving the caster back MP and cooldown). Or that's part of co-ordinating.

i am guilty of avoiding bubble of healer, idk why i just feel unconfortable with all the light it make also me looking at both the weapon and the mount of p12S "cool, i can stop after p8s =D"

I feel like i got so lucky with the ward i won my private house in Whether intentional or not, several houses are pink with colorful trees so i did the same and I call my ward the pink yard ward now

You know what grinds behind my gear? loosing the skills when going to lower level content and getting hit by a difficulty spike because I played a week straight of level 20 - 50 dungeons but suddenly got a level 90 end game dungeon and hoping I can just remember my entire rotation as a tank/Healer. Like "Oh right, I have that skill at this level." or "Oh for hydaleen's sake let me use my other skills"

Avy: "I'm angry, I'm enraged..." What _I_ hear: "PAPPAYA..." That voice is so sweet you could cuss at me for hours on end and I would look at you smiling.

what's the name of this top @6:15 ?

4:47 ok did she sing this song cuz I may need a cover!!!

Axolotl locked behind savage? Based.

1:40 I'm pretty sure I noticed that in chargen, which (among other reasons I don't recall) is why I didn't pick that tail, lol. For for things that really grind my gears as a healer main... the jobs have been so homogenised, that tank and healer jobs are basically just role glamours now. Not a fan.

Anyone who hasn't seen the tail thing before doesn't pay enough attention to care about it in the first place.

here i was thinking my tail wasn't visibly fluffy because I play on mac and my graphics suck