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@aquilajm7485 6 лет назад

I would watch 'Cooking when pissed' for hours.

@JasonCliftJones 6 лет назад

Try Hannah Hart's show My Drunk Kitchen here on RU-vid.

@tanimations1929 5 лет назад

Yes

@williampalmer1660 5 лет назад

There used to be a tv show called ‘Get Stuffed’ that was exactly that. I think it was on UK ITV or something. It was only on for about 10 minutes. Then after that was metal / rock show ‘Headbangers Ball’. Class late night TV after the pub.

@deliovson 5 лет назад

You should watch If you haven't... ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-9MY4JmVOsVc.html

@mildanimal5967 4 года назад

Or Floyd on Booze as it was very affectionately known🍷

@isthynamewart 6 лет назад

'Cooking When Pissed'. I'd buy a TV license to watch that.

@Moocow2003 6 лет назад

try My Drunk Kitchen on RU-vid

@nopeg5730 6 лет назад

You need a license to watch Tv? What?

@Moocow2003 6 лет назад

Nat G yeah, in the uk you need to buy a tv license to get tv playing in your home. It's weird but if you think about it it's like paying for wifi. it means that the BBC doesn't have any adverts so there's less than a minute between each programme. Still a bit stupid though but lots of young people just get netflix instead

@FixTheWi-Fi 6 лет назад

Funny thing is, they have no actual way of checking whether you've bought one or not. They have no authority on that. Don't believe me, watch the episode of Fact Fiend - ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Vv2ZqZmC7u0.html

@amberleigh7772 6 лет назад

Don't buy a TV license the only evidence they can have against you is if you let them in.

@ndhammer 4 года назад

Imagine if Ed's Cooking while pissed is based off of things he has done while pissed...

@nikbol43below 6 лет назад

I like Milton Jones because you never know where he's going to go with it.

@williamcrowe2576 10 месяцев назад

One of his best; "Anyone can cook this grain. You can't, Beatrice. Oh, sorry... You can't beat rice".

@yyflower 6 лет назад

For those wishing "Cooking when Pissed" was a real show, I recommend My Drink Kitchen here on RU-vid

@Wastelander121 6 лет назад

Not drunk enough. A couple of beers isn't "drunk"...lightweight.

@jaggass 6 лет назад

True story .My neighbour came home pissed and cooked some chips. He almost burn't the house down.

@Throku 6 лет назад

It was a real show it, was huge in the 90-ies. It was called "Floyd on food".

@djfromage 5 лет назад

A friend of mine once came home pissed and made a lovely omelette, then for some reason thought it would be a good idea to flambé it in methylated spirits.

@XxRadioactiveGirlxX 4 года назад

@@djfromage I blame the cooking Channel

@srbrant5391 2 года назад

“Simply pull all the guts out before filling it with your favorite greens. And there you have it: a blunt.”

@sweiland75 6 лет назад

Ed seemed more Irish than usual.

@elliotyamamoto38 6 лет назад

He was pissed; typical Irish always cooking when drunk 😂😂

@josh0g 4 года назад

@@elliotyamamoto38 there are youtube channel's dedicated to it already.

@jaggass 6 лет назад

I wonder what Ed is really like when pissed.

@davendrajoshi7636 6 лет назад

Probably off his Ed

@gethcreator751 6 лет назад

He's irish so I wonder what he is like when he's sober

@e_jacob9418 6 лет назад

Probably a bit like Bernard Black

@Throku 6 лет назад

Probably even more annoying and just as tedious.

@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

Are we talking angry or drunk?

@leahmarie_tea 5 лет назад

*whispering* "Hi, I'm Gordon Ramsay, and today we will be doing Cooking ASMR"

@mathieuleader8601 6 лет назад

Cooking when Pissed could have been fronted by Keith Floyd

@timothyw98 6 лет назад

The BBC must've had a horrible time worrying he was going to fall overboard when he was pissed on those cookery boat rides.

@daniellamaria5887 6 лет назад

OK, he had a drink problem and sure he would have a glass while he was cooking but he was never actually pissed while doing a show. Just saying 🤗

@JustinShaedo 4 года назад

YES!

@interestedbystander196 3 года назад

@@daniellamaria5887 I'm sure I saw at least a few episodes where he wasn't all that sober...

@eggspress8043 6 лет назад

i think ed was actually drunk on this ngl

@shanefagan5215 5 лет назад

The oven gloves one was hilarious

@stenoch 5 лет назад

Ed and Hugh both do great drunks, but I think Cooking When Pissed gets the prize.

@megmarie2153 4 года назад

As an Australian I love the pineapple cake joke 😂

@The.Intruder 2 года назад

I might sound stupid but I didn't get it.

@smokin_shane_fell Год назад

@@The.Intruder the joke is that, because the Brits are on the other side of the world from Australia, everything there is upside down, from their perspective. And naturally pineapples would dread being put in a cake.

@thisisabadname7599 6 лет назад

DRUNK MASTERCHEF NEEDS TO HAPPEN !!!!!

@hannahmcgahan8920 6 лет назад

Totally .. I'd watch 😂😂😂

@abbyehrenstein2550 6 лет назад

Try drunk kitchen on youtube

@QProJoeQGT 4 года назад

Hugh Dennis is so good man he comes up with the best stuff everytime, never fails to make me laugh

@chloekelly9654 2 года назад

I love Milton's comment about Banana Wine. I have watched it over and over again and I always laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@l.apastore4208 6 лет назад

Glad I ain’t the only one who noticed Nigela’s innuendo’s. She is pretty stunning though

@sirrathersplendid4825 6 лет назад

Oh, I get it now. Ed Byrne has just figured out that Hugh was only *pretending* to be drunk in all those brilliant sketches.

@edwardkinsey5680 6 лет назад

Cooking when pissed. Sounds like Holly and Philip when they do the cooking item on This Morning. They giggle every time

@kinsmed 6 лет назад

I'd like to see an actual show Ed proposes... that makes simple tasty food.

@luciimari8743 6 лет назад

Can "Cooking when Pissed" be a real thing please??????????? I'd pay to watch that

@gwishart 4 года назад

Isn't that basically every programme Keith Floyd ever made?

@Shakes-Off-Fear 5 лет назад

Milton was really on form.

@musefan12345 6 лет назад

am i right in thinking that hugh dennis is the only panel member to have been in every episode?

@bythebreach 6 лет назад

Yes, apart from the pilot

@vaan1520 6 лет назад

God knows why. There are much better comedians waiting in the wings to take part in this show, but dinosaurs like Dennis won't leave the comfort of an easy paycheck.

@musefan12345 6 лет назад

ME A to be fair, dennis is a legend from a MTW point of view. i agree that hes not the funniest comedian right now, but hes been very consistent on MTW, compared to some of the others they have had on it. your being a bit harsh i think

@ScoopMeisterGeneral 6 лет назад

+ME A There are five people on that panel aside from Hugh. Plenty of opportunities for all these other great comedians you claim are waiting in the wings, no? Why does Hugh have to go for them to make an appearance?

@gethcreator751 6 лет назад

ME A there are not many comedians who could do this regular (there are but not as quality as hugh) his comedic style is sort of unique

@larurentius 6 лет назад

Ed Byrne looks like the only skinny hobbit in hobbiton

@dehro 5 лет назад

That's probably why he's been drinking

@steveharris4343 6 лет назад

My "Cooking when pissed" recipes include garlic chicken Kiev at 3am and burnt toast with monster munch.

@simeonbaumel7293 4 года назад

Chicken Kiev... Isn't that the food that glows in the dark?

@youngdolo8 4 года назад

One of my "cooking while pissed" favourites is half a packet of biccies and a Pot Noodle. Another one is the classic microwave pasta that should only be on for five minutes but you put it on for ten and eat the bloody thing anyway.

@alexanderanderson4905 4 года назад

That smeg fridge joke was brilliant.

@elizabethtrudgill9900 6 лет назад

Ed Byrne just gets better looking every time I see him on Mock the week.

@vcsl14 6 лет назад

Hair is shit and comedy is bland

@hazeltree7738 5 лет назад

@@vcsl14 Insult is shit and profile picture is bland.

@themightygallium9509 11 месяцев назад

Ed Ward just gets better looking every time I see him in a RU-vid comment section.

@TheArcher101 5 лет назад

The caike of dethh!

@milomeyer2175 6 лет назад

Hello and welcome to cooking with O'Brien ,to day will be making a lovely family roast ,now ive already got the wife and kids in the oven now it's time to marinade the niece and nephew .

@mzero7487 5 лет назад

Thank you for tuning into tonight episode. We have our special cooking guest... Dr Hannibal Lecter

@fevenhabtezghi8937 3 года назад

I would watch him and Hugh Dennis in cooking while pissed all day long 😂😂😂😂😂

@asldkjaslkdj 5 лет назад

Crowdfund a series of Cooking When Pissed!!

@SlothBrah 6 лет назад

Scotch Sperm absolutely done me 😂😂😂😂😂

@markt1387 3 года назад

I think we need a whole series of Ed Byrne's, "Cooking when Pi$$ed"!

@ChaiElemental 2 года назад

2:08 THANK YOU. Why do they make them cook outdoors in the summer!?

@mitchellweiner4990 4 года назад

Drunk Ed is one of my favorite things about this!

@samuelseager6785 6 лет назад

Oh, I was reading the comments about cooking while pissed. I didn't get it until I heard it said in proper English. Being pissed in America is different than being pissed in England.

@qwertyTRiG 6 лет назад

Samuel Seager pissed: drunk; pissed off: angry.

@FixTheWi-Fi 6 лет назад

Just don't make a drunk person angry, else they'll be pissed AND pissed.

@silvasilvasilva 5 лет назад

Proper English? Ok, then.

@jarahfluxman20 5 лет назад

I heard it as "Cooking with piss"

@GrrMOJ 6 лет назад

Blimey! Harry Potter has put on a few stone since he left Hogwarts to become a comedian

@Widdekuu91 6 лет назад

+Joe Philosopher's Stones.

@flikkeringlightz7472 6 лет назад

What is the name of the guy who always wears those colorful shirts? He is just brilliant!

@EightThreeEight 5 лет назад

You mean Milton Jones?

@georgspielberger9780 5 лет назад

The first one was already great!

@zerelada5973 5 лет назад

My one: So, you just want to apply wine to taste.... And by that time you’ll be too pissed to worry about your burnt casserole.

@chrisgarton4225 4 года назад

Now you just turn the induction heat on high, put your hand on the burner, and until your hand gets a third degree burn, it’s done!

@aliceevans5064 6 лет назад

These mock the week comment sections are exasperating... I advice to avoid at all costs

@ploppyploppy 6 лет назад

Surely though your warning would only be read by people who you're now advising not to read your comment? I don't think you thought that through.

@aliceevans5064 6 лет назад

Ploppy Ploppy No I didn’t really...it’s a comment on RU-vid

@bigmattwheel 5 лет назад

advise

@EightThreeEight 5 лет назад

I dunno. Occasionally you find a good one.

@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

Now let’s just go into the pantry and... oh sorry my sister just ate everything in the pantry.

@clairedelaney6976 6 лет назад

I love you Ed Byrne x Funny AF 😂

@TheHollaata 6 лет назад

0:25 good one

@saz26 6 лет назад

THE CAKE OF DEATH

@mnomadvfx 5 лет назад

"As Australian Pineapples call it....." :D

@kralik394 4 года назад

I love Milton's dumb jokes.

@julienorbury6509 3 года назад

I so want to watch a whole episode of Cooking When You've Come Home Pissed

@chrisgarton4225 3 года назад

And that ladies and gentlemen is how you make the best beef wellington you’ve ever tasted. This isn’t a beef wellington, it looks like you made a minced meat pie. If you’re going to make a beef wellington, make it how Gordon Ramsay does. You know what, JUST GET OUT!

@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

Okay now we’re going to top our pizza. First step is to throw the pineapple out the window. Next step is to get a glass of milk ready, because later we’re going to dip the pizza in the milk. Also have some ranch dressing on the side.

@RodimusMinor1987 6 лет назад

There really should be a show called Cooking when you come home pissed

@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

I say it should alternate between pissed-drunk and pissed-angry.

@chrisgarton4225 4 года назад

And now with your dish in the oven, what you can do to wait is watch hamilton the musical. And once it’s over, it’s done.

@ungodlysponge 5 лет назад

0:15 he said that as I was about to get up to go poo but now I gotta wait cuz I gotta post this comment

@jaggass 6 лет назад

Hugh and Ivo were the best.

@tristanjff 6 лет назад

Ivo wasn't on this week :/

@vaan1520 6 лет назад

Nope!

@LordAaronus 7 месяцев назад

"ginger nuts" "love Meghan" can't believe I just caught that

@sugarnads 5 лет назад

Ive always been slightly bemused at the idea of appliances called smeg...

@XxRadioactiveGirlxX 4 года назад

Is that actually a thing??

@Parknest 2 года назад

Red Dwarf always springs to mind when the word "smeg" is mentioned.

@sugarnads 2 года назад

@@XxRadioactiveGirlxX sure is

@jonathankent1517 Год назад

Oi BBC, you should get on making Cooking When Pissed.

@rnalonto 4 года назад

"Hello, I'm Gordon Ramsay... now F*** OFF."

@hugowells489 3 года назад

3 years later... 2 of these guys went on a cooking show and one of them was sent home first =)

@Yoctopory 5 лет назад

I want to try banana wine

@phunkymind23 5 лет назад

Welcome to Jamie's 15 Minute Meals, where Jamie will show you how to cook fifteen meals to feed your pet mice.

@rhysjonsmusic 6 лет назад

Nexttimeoncookingwhenpissed

@philipditchfield439 7 месяцев назад

Angela Barnes, definitely the serious one of the crowd. Well, she doesn't tell any jokes, does she?

@BaronAzazel 5 лет назад

2:44

@phunkymind23 5 лет назад

It can be effective to freeze your food, but there is, however, some frozen cons.

@vatsalmehta9180 6 лет назад

Awesome

@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

FIRE!

@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

3:06

@DanGolag 6 лет назад

Of all the foods she could have picked for the first joke... Pasta?

@royk.8481 5 лет назад

RICHIE'S FAMOUS FRIDAY NIGHT FRY-UP from the series Bottom.

@jaggass 6 лет назад

''I enjoyed it so much that i spat it back out and put it back in my mouth''

@chrisgarton4225 4 года назад

Okay so the next thing we’re going to do is cut the cheese.

@Lily-us9es 5 лет назад

THEY NEED LEE MACK ON THIS SHOW😱

@manicmusix5073 5 лет назад

RavenclawWolf YESSSSSS

@peterburke1709 4 года назад

I think Lee Mack's too big for mock the week. He does have his own show

@deeya 4 года назад

Even former MTW panelists who have gotten big, haven't come back, like Russel Howard, Jack Whitehall, Romesh Ranganathan, Micky Flanagan, Michael McIntyre, Greg Davies...

@paulhoskin3286 5 лет назад

And the special ingredient is a pint of spunk milked from a hundred eager volunteers

@limeyfox 6 лет назад

That’s the thing about Nigella - for some reason she doesn’t work on the radio.

@w_aleed0 5 лет назад

2:44 who is he

@diehardrvdfan22 5 лет назад

Glenn Moore: 2011 Chortle Student Comedian of the Year finalist.

@The_Republic_of_Ireland 6 лет назад

Oh Jesus who's the big one in yellow? Wouldn't say no 😏 😏

@izaakwedgwood9153 5 лет назад

trust the irishman to host that

@gwishart 5 лет назад

We do, he's a very trustworthy man.

@violenceisfun991 6 лет назад

Who's the geezer who looks like Clark Kent?

@adriaanl1621 6 лет назад

Glenn Moore

@violenceisfun991 6 лет назад

Ah thank you man

@brandonmartin-moore5302 5 лет назад

The woman in yellow didn't get as many goes as the others, did she?

@EightThreeEight 5 лет назад

They don't all have to go up the exact same number of times. They give them a little bit of leeway, just in case one of them can't come up with as many good ones as the others.

@brandonmartin-moore5302 3 года назад

@@EightThreeEight that's fair enough, it could count against them if they had to go up while still thinking of ideas.

@jonathanfraser321 4 года назад

Welcome to cooking for students. Today 101 things you can do with a Pot Noodle

@alpacajones 5 лет назад

Who's the younger guy?

@kylestubbs8867 3 года назад

Which one?

@simonstopher5212 6 лет назад

I open the video to see if James Acaster is in the line up and click off if he isn't...

@EightThreeEight 5 лет назад

That's a shame. You should give someone else a chance.

@joewhite22 6 лет назад

Whenever I watch any of these Mock the Week clips nowadays, my first thought is "Who are these panelists?", and my second thought is "They're shite".

@livb6945 6 лет назад

jackieboy johnson Time to stop watching, then.

@joewhite22 6 лет назад

LivB I stopped watching the show a while back

@kinsmed 6 лет назад

Darn, if only there were other channels you could take your daddy revenge out on.

@aliceevans5064 6 лет назад

WHY ARE YOU HERE THEN? Do something else with your time 😂

@telectronix1368 6 лет назад

And then your third (mistaken) thought is "Other people will be interested to hear about my thoughts"

@user-hi4sm3ig5j 6 лет назад

Milton and Ed saved this one. Even Hugh Dennis wasn't brilliant this time.

@thomashudson7648 6 лет назад

This show just went shit when frank Boyle left

@gethcreator751 6 лет назад

Thomas Hudson frankie boyle went to shit anyway

@gracereads2917 5 лет назад

Excuse you, but Ed Byrne and Hugh Dennis keep this show fresh

@Master_Petes_Theater 3 года назад

@@thomashudson7648 I'd suggest you avoid watching these, then! It's simple, really.

@chanwinsern8814 5 лет назад

RU-vid recommendation : This channel Me: Watches it. Loves it. This is my first time watching British comedy. *inner thoughts * Why does it sound similar to Whose Line Is It Anyways?

@SingZeon48 5 лет назад

Chan Win Sern WLIIA started off as a British show, but was popularised when US did their version of it

@gwishart 4 года назад

Probably because they're both British programmes produced by Dan Paatternson that feature improvisied comedy.

@HORSEPRISON 5 лет назад

Mock the week comment section shut up challenge

@Chris-hh8dg 6 лет назад

haHAA

@SuperCMeekins 6 лет назад

ed byrne is so funny here - not really any one else is and angela barnes is particularly bad here - she is so un-funny

@WxB2001 6 лет назад

charles Meekins She is not one of my favourite female comedians, I sometimes think she tries too hard to be funny.

@oops3266 6 лет назад

Her jokes can be alright, but her delivery is always so poor

@oops3266 6 лет назад

I take that back, her jokes were awful too

@joshuabarnes3846 6 лет назад

What ones Angela barnes

@crimson764 6 лет назад

Joshua Barnes the redhead next to Hugh Dennis.

@bsseb2914 3 года назад

The girl in yellow should cook some more salads.

@robotcapital4774 2 года назад

you don't cook a salad?

@bsseb2914 2 года назад

@@robotcapital4774 yes, but it's a "cookery show" bit

@nasrinv 2 года назад

You’re rude

@bsseb2914 2 года назад

@@nasrinv that's true

@davidbanterford3216 6 лет назад

Things you won't hear on mock the week any more: Funny jokes,

@chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

So as you can see my whole family is helping me, everyone except my oldest brother because I had to kick him out since he’s annoying.

@pamelasavage4493 6 лет назад

😂😂😂😂🍷🍷

@jakamneziak 6 лет назад

to the woman who pleasured pigs thanks to the producer who doesn't listen. Your show was then axed as they found a duo of better presenters. Rebecca Loos and David Cameron