This CAN'T End Well - What If You Romance BOTH JACK & MIRANDA in Mass Effect 2? 

I care about you, Ash- MIRANDA. DAMNIT.

Imagine Kelly, Tali, Jack, Miranda, and Samara all coming to your room and be like “Shepard, you have to choose one of us.”

Romanced Jack and Miranda Joker: "I knew you had a death wish but..... Damn even I'm not that crazy."

"I make choices in the battle field, not in the bedroom." I really need that on a t-shirt.

"I've got options Jack" This is easily the douchiest version of Shepard hahaha

I'm surprised the Normandy is intact lol

Girls be like “you mine” first off I’m a specter I belong to the citadel.

My biggest frustration is how I wanted to help Jack get stable, as a friend, but not as a love interest. But when I do, it tries to trigger the romance options

When Miranda tells Shepard, “I won’t be shared,” I feel like Shepard should say, “Technically, I’m the one who’s being shared, and I’m okay with that.”

I feel that science was well served here. In ME1 the confrontation had the option of asking "Can't I have you both?" Ashley just walks away but if you asked Jack and Miranda that, I feel you would end up with your spine ripped out your body a la Mortal Kombat style 😄

To this day, I'm puzzled how the "Who said anything about love" is the top "paragon" option.

That fuck off was amazing! I love Jack

Just remember "take pictures"

"For the purposes of science." Cuts to the council "Oh, we have dismissed this claim." I nearly choked on my snack. lol

Who here accidentally invited Jack to their cabin m, panicked and told her to leave? You get free unlimited F-bombs when you do 😂

Garrus is Shepard ' s true love.

It wasn't the collectors that destroyed the Normandy it was jack and mirandas cat fight

Tali is my favorite romance option, but I’ll admit that Jack’s is the most complex and interesting to me. The fact that there’s both a Paragon and Renegade romance is pretty cool

whats weird is Miranda says she wont be shared but in reality she's the one sharing Shep.

This video comes up and it's like Geralt with Triss and Yennefer all over again.

I still absolutely love the Jack romance. I had forgotten about Shepard's "I'm also technically undead :P" joke until now.

Miranda: "I won't be shared." Shepard:"You're not the one being shared. I am."

As much as those two love each other, it never crossed my mind to get them both it bed. Like I said, "I don't plan on dying twice."

"I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom." 🤣

What If You Romance BOTH JACK & MIRANDA > I have many files, pictures, vids and folders that proves the possibility of such a brave action

The best thing about the Mass Effect series is how many avenues you can go down depending on your choices. Unfortunately I'm a boring fuck so I play it safe and choose the same options with each playthrough because that's how I wanna play. I've been playing this series since it started and there's so much I missed out on...good thing you make these videos so I can finally see what happened.

In my playthrough, I had romanced Miranda, broke up with her, had a fling with Jack, then after she said that was all, I went to Tali and romanced her. 3 in one playthrough. Still amazed I pulled it off.

I miss the dual confrontation that could happen in ME1

Lmao, I've seen that smiling Shepard in the thumbnail for years and I still have no idea where it's from. It gets me everytime, but I couldn't tell you when it happens. Edit: I FIGURED IT OUT! When you tell Miranda you're just trying to get her in bed. Lmao, that makes it 10x better.

2 interesting things: 1) you can break up with a romance after the Suicide Mission if you wish to pursue another squadmate, but still get the cutscenes and completely romance all available companions in a single playthrough. 2) if you romance Miranda and break up with her before exporting your save to ME3, you'll be able to start a different romance, but still let her survive Kai Lang.

Miranda: I won’t be shared. Shepard: You’re right, I will.

Of course Jack wouldn’t take the break well, she wanted the captains long sword but got beaten out by the cheerleader

I'm also technically undead. Most badass line . Ever

I am sad at the lack of confrontation. I wanted to see that scene like in 1 but it be an utter fustercluck with you getting biotically slapped across the room twice if you suggest to keep both

Jack is actually one of my favorite characters after this...so much emotion

Jack has the most girliest attitude in the game

The best triangle attempt was in The Witcher 3. The result of trying to be a horndog was probably one of the funniest moments in gaming!

I'm now trying to remember how, but once I managed to have three "relationships". The first with Miranda, the second with Liara (DLC Shadow Broker) and the third with Tali. And I think it would be possible to add Jack here (where she doesn't go up to your cabin))) I'll try to repeat this in the Legendary Edition, then I'll tell you how managed to done so)

Another weird thing about the romance mechanic in ME2 is that you can romance all potential squad mates for your character’s gender in one play through. On my first play through ever I chose Miranda (male shep). Then, I was surprised that you could play more after the final mission (cause you couldn’t in ME1) and I started to explore all the games options. I noticed that if you had gotten all romance options to a certain point you could complete a romance, dump them, then go to the next. What was weird was the other characters never acknowledged this out side the dialogue when you dump them. I never tried it again, especially since I now prefer a specific play through and romance, so can’t confirm you can still do that.

Imagine someone asking "okay so who here's had sex with Shepard?" and literally all of the women just simultaneously raise their hand.

“Don’t you die Shepard.” Ugh ... damn ninjas are cutting onions again ...

This was was WAY more entertaining than super seducer! "Hey Jack!" *"FUCK OFF!!!!"* god I miss my ex...

Hehehe 🤭🌸🦋 Shepard's face in thumbnail is just plain devious.. thats right the thumbnail got me

Yeah two stubborn and independent biotic babes, this can't end well! I prefer to pair Jack and Miranda together so I leave them alone. That said I wish I could make it clear in these conversation trees when I don't intend them to be romantic and I want to strike up a friendship even if they're compatible as a romance. Why can't male Shepard just be a mentor for both of them? Jack needs to learn to rely on other people more and Miranda needs her confidence boosted. It's the same thing with femshep and her male romance options. I'd like to be able to learn more about the Drell from an in character stand point. And because I mostly play paragon characters I feel Shepard would want to spend time with Thane since he's dying. I don't want him to misconstrue that with Femshep wanting a romance with him. I don't think a seperate "we're buds and I'm the leader so I want to make sure you're the best you can be" conversation tree is too much to ask.

Good video man love your stuff. With the remaster round the corner, you should considering doing a video on a guide to getting the highest possible war assets in 3 from choices across all 3 games

Shepard's heart belongs to the reapers, no one else

I want to share a personal experience as a warning. If you romance Miranda in ME2, but dump her in ME3, she dies at the end of the Sanctuary mission. I did everything right *except* for that - and it was disappointing. No matter what options I chose in her final scene, it had the same result. Jack doesn't have that outcome, but Miranda's death is particularly upsetting.

Literally had this issue. Then I found out that Liara was still an option from the Shadow Broker DLC. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Thanks for pursuing the choices others like me would never attempt lol

"We have dismissed that claim" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well played sir

Have you ever considered making a video about the various mods by the Mass Effect community? I have the entire trilogy on PC and wanted to see what was out there!!

I had a scenario in one of my playthroughs where you sleep with Jack (not a romance and doesn’t result in the romance scene ) and then still romanced Miranda. Jack approaches you in the mass effect 3 mission as if you had romanced her. Interesting stuff

I love how jack is SO rude and mad when shepard tries to talk to her again

"but we have dismissed that claim" epic editing dan

9:21 "I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom". I'll have to remember to use that line IRL.

Wasn't expecting that "FUCK OFF!" from jack lmao I died 🤣

Miranda: Promise me you won't die Shepard: I WILL NEVER DIE

8:23 Shephard looks like "Wait that's it, no sex??"

I played as Fem Shepard which was really disappointing because I found both Jack and Miranda interesting characters, and you can’t establish love interest with them as a female (even though you can work all the way up to the commitment conversation, flirtation and all, and be turned away. Something I didn’t know about playing through the first time 🙃) I settled for some lesbian action with Kelly before getting some alien love action with Garrus. He’s not much in the looks department but he did bring me wine

"I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom" Shepard has a way with women

I absolutely love Shepards smile in the thumbnail

Hi, Big Dan! Thanks for the video. I’d like to see more Fallout 4 (and Fallout related) content on your channel. Something about various outcomes of some quests like Silver Shroud or Blind Betrayal. Or maybe something about factions. Hope you’ll read this.

1:28 that face is scarier than the Reapers.

Thumbnail is just perfect XDDD

The facial animations are the best part!

That Thumbnail is perfect!

Oo! Now do videos of ME 1 romance triangles!

6:28 okay, she tried to genuinely talk to you and you pull this card, this is a renegade material

Great thumbnail!

Technically you can exp both, after suicide mission end it one and then go to the other. However it completely voids the first romance so in ME3 it’s like it never happened.

Instead of a love triangle, how about a love square with Tali, Miranda, and Jack?

I always love how Jack casually uses the word bitch

Hey, Big Dan... here's an idea... In the Citadel DLC, during most encounters with multiple NPCs present, one will throw a dialogue line, usually funny. The character is definitely not 'random' but somehow decided as 'who your favorite is'. How do they elect that?

"I've got other options. You understand right?" Shepard with that abundance mindset!

Lmaooo, Sheperd got that dog in him...I love it!! 🤣🤣🤣

doing jack like that was dirty. “FUCK OFF”😂😂😂

"I make choices on the battlefield, not in the bedroom" is crazyyyy

With the shadow broker dlc you can romance liara in all 3 games, and still romance someone in mass effect 2. Then in mass effect 3 it doesn’t negatively effect you. You still have the romance options in 3.

“I’ve got other options, Jack.” Holy fuck, I didn’t even know that was a possible quote

Had that lock in convo Between Tali and Jack ...Tali dont play no games 😂😂

Dan you're hilarious in this one man. Can't wait to see this channel blow up when LE comes out. Keep up the great work 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Dan, you are the man😂😂😂

"We're going to have to break up with Jack" The thought of that very idea scares me substantially.

I’ve always wondered what would happen in ME3 if you romance someone in ME1 and someone else in ME2

This is an understandable outcome. However, I can't help but wish they'd gone the Geralt+Triss+Yennefer route. You know, where it seems like you're going to successfully snag them both, only for them to unite against you. It'd be hilarious to see Jack and Miranda resolve their differences in the interest of kicking Shepard's ass.

Oh im. Definitely interested

The thumbnail is priceless

Jack is literally the best human romance in the game

There should be a secret scene unlocked by breaking off romances with every available romance option. A scene where the crew mates stage an intervention for Shepard.

Romancing Jack and Miranda at the same time Shepard "This is a hell of a gamble......I'm gonna risk it, for tits" Miranda "(heavy sigh)Dammit Shepard, what tits?"

Shepard's face in the thumbnail lol

This cracks me up. It's like a soap opera.

Joker: "We have a Mako and a Hammerhead in the cargo bay, but NOT a Yokosuka MXY-7!"

Miranda: "this is crazy, talking about love on a suicide mission!" Shepherd: "i think your butt is a bit more important.... WE BANG, OKAY?"

Lol I did this on my first Playthrough back in the day. I thought everyone did this.

Lol I never knew that such cutscene were in me 2 lol!?

I can't believe you did that to Jack.

How Life Works Step 1: Flirt Step 2: Quest Step 3 Conversation Step 4: Bang - Mass Effect

Am I the only one who pictured the opening of mass effect two when I read the title l just had visions of the Normandy on fire?

"Im also technically undead" Is the most underrated line EVER 😂😂