This Game Has EVERYTHING on the Risk Meta Settings! 

yellow is clinically obsessed with hold split bonuses. his objective is to do everything possible to hold eveyy to split bonus available

Yo those turns of trying to kill yellow can be perfectly described with "but wait, there's more". It was so funny to watch

White probably capstacked all his way up to master. Might not win every match, but probably gets a safe 2nd or 3rd consistently.

Euro Advanced Caps is a victim of its own success. It has become saturated with players taking a card and passing to get to GM rank.

1:28:34You laughed a lot when you told Blue well played because you thought he knew how to play, but he made this move because he thought you were facing the most hated idiots in this game, haha 😂😂😂

Rare 2hr vid on main. Incredible how players will throw away a massive advantage over holding a +3, innit?

This might be the best risk video

"He sits down to pee" was worth watching the whole video. Lol

This is the most kylted kylted that's ever kylted. Glorious. If you never do another meta settings it'd be okay. ❤. Nothing but ❤.

51:13 I agree with every word of this rant. White could at least go exploring with a trade to check for weak caps, but they have zero ambition and no desire to ever improve at Risk. Rank is meaningless, and card and pass the entire game after you get broken has to be very boring. So why are they wasting everyone's time playing at all? Presumably because their rank matters to them. Given what they're doing to maintain it, why is it important to them? Anyone can do this, but why would you, instead of doing something more productive instead?

My friends and I always kicked around the idea of weapons development like in Axis and Allies. For example roll 3 dice and if we got 3 sixes we could nuke an opponent’s territory where all their troops died and the territory became a blizzard.

I was surprised that you didn't select your capital on the territory in the middle of Spain. With the blizzard, it still secured the rest of the pocket.

1:20:54 If White is a PC player, and took so long on that turn because they had to "run to the bathroom"... They must have never seen that one South Park episode about WoW. Get a bucket, or call mommy! LOL

"There Is Room In My Grave For You."

I survived watching this “what’s right and wrong with Meta” let’s you survive the sewer and beat both blue must have bonus bot out boi and white take a card and pass wuss. Personally I like watching alternative settings Sunday snipe people all day long!

I think yellow slamming your stack at 47 minutes wasn't a suicide retaliation for breaking him. I think he saw the 300 stack in Gascony and assumed you were all in on that stack and were totally empty behind. He thought he was going to smash through and find a bunch of empty caps, get the kill, and take over your position. When he saw your 100 stack on cap he realized he blundered but it was too late. When you mentioned putting all of your troops on Gascony it made some sense because it might prevent this type of misunderstanding which would have cost you the game against more proactive opponents. Not saying it was a mistake, just that when you see how these guys think you have to decide if you want to go bigger, go smaller, or take the risk. All in all though, great game!

@Kylted white player is on my list. One of the most annoying players in the game and I never let him in my lobbies again. I was so happy seeing you give him third. Dude refused to play for an hour, could have easily killed you and yellow if he wasnt such a chicken and when he finally decided to play he plays terribly and gets cardblocked easily. Thanks for the fun watch! I honestly enjoy your longer videos if it means we get to see your 1v1 skills and manipulating big bot stacks. I know those games annoy you but when I got the time, i enjoy them a lot

After watching a bunch your videos using true dice I tried it and really like it now. Thanks

46:45 When you've given up on life🤣

There was ONE thing you could have done different which I think would be the play if you see the suicide coming, and that's fortify all off cap to the stack. Yellow sees 420 troops with his 360 and probably doesn't suicide like an idiot. Who knows. *Shrugs*

18:30 it's Iran and Ireland 😅

Even though Europe prog caps seems to have been meta'd, I hope there's still room for crazy map fog caps

I don't think it was you breaking yellow that started it. He knew what he was doing stacking in Italy. That was the antagonising move.

Rookie mistake breaking the Spanish player instead of blue, come on Kylted, you know better then this! :D (28 min in)

28:32 i don‘t get why you didn‘t simply destroy his 3 territories in the very south and fortified all the troops of your lower cap next to his 1 in italy. He only had 2 cards so no way he could get to your cap. Then next turn clean him out of italy

I was enjoying these settings with neutral bot and alliances but even with that now, there will be 2 people just sitting there forever and then get mad at me for trying to make something happen.

What a game, well played

So does this mean that this is the best risk video?

Sometimes the idiocy of others is just too much

This is incomplete. Kylted Katchphrase Counter: Dude(s)/dude trade x2 Baby time/town Daddy time Doggy/doggy time Ramdingle x4 Big boy slapper Is there a world where...? What is this game? Taste it/taste the rainbow Reacharound Sally/sweeper Juicy/spicy meatball/boy/taco Fiesta/fiesta dogtown

about the 28 minute mark I was like Kylted come on bro you know you cannot play nice with somoeone sporting the spanish flag... break it all..

This was legit one of the funniest games of late, not going to lie. Seeing Kyle slowly lose his mind is gold. But I do have a slight headache now.

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I could tell yellow wasnt that good, holding troops off caps to "secure" bonuses is a sure way to die early. White has potential, i didnt place him as a master i was leaning towards expert due to his neverending lack of information of what was going on on the board. You can play passive and win but only against bad players. Yellow also cant do math, holding 80 troops off of cap early on just to secure a +4 bonus, he needs to hold it for 20 turns to just break even on that investment. So he perpetually fucked himself over with bad decisions. If he was smart he would just place like 10 there to show "this is my bonus please dont break it" Its often far far far better to give up a bonus to get a place to trade cards which he easily could had done if he wanted too so both you and him could get stronger.

around an hour it looked like a shitty game, but the end was satisfying

White and blue the same, or just suck?

The last two players blue n white are so boring, passive, silly! So frustrating to watch these player in action.

White doesn't know how to win. He got 3rd and 2nd all the way to master

Hello Kyle, I use linux and I can't close my application with alt + F4. Just to let you know there are other platforms besides the phone app and windows that are playing this game. Best wishes Philippe

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He is a figurative disgrace to the game.

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Listening to you babbling like a school girl for an hour was all i could endure mate 😂😂hope you won.

If you played against half decent players you would get wrecked, no offence. You make way too many errors as a grandmaster. Need to focus on your gameplay