This is another reason why Splatoon has no voice chat 

"What a bunch of jokers" I don't think he was playing turf war. No, he was playing Reynmaker.

That section of "No!" and "Yes..." just had me out of breath laughing. ^^

"Careful Squids! Inkling's on the menu, and I'm hungry!" "Options? Really? I don't think you know how to use any of them!" "Silly kid! Trix are for Squids!" "You! I'll remember you!" "What's the matter, scared?" "I said give me your S+ game, not your A game..." These quotes, and others, made me like this video

WHOOOA super jumping to a beacon next to u to avoid roller contact? nicce

6:01 splatted André. Gamexplain is over.

a smart squid once said: blrbrl and that is what kept me going today.

so WhiteHawke is the reason we won splatfest. Best sharpshooter ever lol

WOW YOU JUST ROLEPLAYED AS MEGATRON JUST WOW

You should really do weapon tutorials. youve got insane skill in this ga

"Dane It" ? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GOT AGAINST US XD

Yup, Autobots were full of scrubs.

is it just me or does this vid have really good quality?

WhiteHawke: Try harder next time. ........Next Time........... Other guy: *splats WhiteHawke every time.*

We need "What's the matter, scared?" As a ringtone, I'd buy it.

4:17 what happens when you spam wolf's taunt

anyone else have all the spaltoon amiibos?

HOLY SHIT THE 720p 60 FPS IN THE INK

at 4:40 he sounds lime megaton ex saying that at the start

It's been almost a year since this Splatfest, and I still can't get over how bad the experience was for me. Bad teammates, a bad connection, a theme based off a TV show I didn't even watch at the time!

the thumbnail! XD

Died at 6:42! Your Megatron impression was hilarious! X'D

Splatoon doesn't have any voice chat because the creator of Splatoon said he think people will say inappropriate words

WHOA YOU'VE GOT SKILLZ!! Lol, I've been a fan for years, but I never knew you played Splatoon! Now I get to know when Splatfest is!!

2:34 That's one of the best strategy I've ever seen, seriously

8:22 Dylan is like "Dude look! BIRDS!"

playing splatoon always gives me an appetite for Tricks Yogurt.

I like the e-liter, but I wish the thing had kraken and splat bombs in one weapon, because then the weapon would be more useful for most situations especially when you get attacked up front and you didn't have to rely solely on the the kraken for close-quarter-combat.

here's something cheaper than using the n-zap. the regular blaster has a disruptor to slow you, and the killer wail to get the kill.

The person that was doing nothing reminded of when I was playing during the Naughty & Nice Splatfest earlier, someone on my team was doing absolutely nothing so I placed a sprinkler on her & said that my sub weapon is more useful then carried on. No friends over or anything.... I just have a habit of adding in commentary as I play so I find this series hilarious, reminds me of when I play except with different weapons. I usually use the N-Zap 89 so my playing experience for the most part is completely different but I have a fun time getting at higher points & teasing those poor confused rollers by throwing a sprinkler at them then retreat into my ink & throw another sprinkler once they destroyed the other one. I do this until I'm bored then take them out while they're messing with my sprinkler.

I was playing today and a match was about to start. There was some carbon roller on my team but a second before the match starts, he walks off and then the match starts!

You're really good at Splatoon! You inspired me to try out the e-liter, and I've even learned a few tricks from your videos!

HAWKE I LOVE YOU MAN FULL RESPECT

That description is so awesomely creative.

Welcome to every online game with chat lol.

AKA "Decepticons Are Why Splatoon Has No Voice Chat"

1:24 I WASN'T A XENOBLADE FAN IN 2015 (when this video came out) BUT I'M RE-WATCHING IN 2022 AND NOW I AM A XENOBLADE FAN AND ITS SHOCKING HOW WHITEHAWKE MADE A XENOBLADE REFERENCE???

He said watch my back, they are invertebrates they don't have backs

one thing you could do is find and buy gear they has stealth jump and use that.

Autobots, disconnected and roll out! (Um, is possibly to say transform and roll out?)

"Silly kid, tricks are for squids" "Dane it"

It makes me so happy to find your old videos again so much nostalgia from watching these as a kid☺️

autoscrubs vs procepticons (go decepticons)

"This bucket isn't big enough to contain all of your tears" I'm going to start using that since I use the slosher a lot! XD

3:50 should be put in the "why there should be voice chat" montage.

You make E-Liter look so easy! great snipe skrills!

Yeah...I don't know what happened with Autobots. I was on the Autobots and even I predicted that Deceptions were going to win. :/

Hey hawke I have a question could show what is you main outfit like shoes,clothes,hat, and weapon in Splatoon 1? Sorry if this is early and late.... amd question is your eye black,brown,or,orange and skin is it ligjt brown or little light Dark brown sorry T^T

Back then when they had splatfests. ;( *crys forever*

03:43 Is that me? I do remember you in the list before the game started, and I did use a roller in that splatfest.

How do you predict where the squids gonna go?! You are amazing, I can't do it!

I just love how he says dane it... sounds like danish

Oh my friend is cool jeenz it's cool that you played with him.

The torture of being an auto bot is that I won every round I was in but lost anyways lol! It was an awesome Splatfest either way. :)

that moment when you almost get paired with whitehawk for a match but either you or him disconnect *SSSSAAAALLLLTTTTYYYYY*

Messy room VS Tidy room What Do You Think?

1:25 Did you just make a Xenoblade Chronicles reference?

4:34 he turned into Beast Wars Megatron if you get what I mean

3:27 That was the MLG snipe of the year

“ Take this KILLER WAIL”

did anyone else think of the meme "YESH YESH YEEEEESH" when hawke said yes

One of the most disreapectful kills is disrupting an inkling then killer whail

4:29 Is That Really What A Kraken's Voice Sounds Like?

I don't understand how some like you can use the Eliter-3k. Let alone without damage up,the only chargers I'm use to are the Classic Squiffer and the Kelp splatterscope.

4:45 he splatted all good music in one go

you know whitehawk that in roller coaster vs water slides cool jeenz was on your team

5:30 speak about close encounters lol hope you accomplish the 360-noscope trick XD

"You're making Splatoon feel like a third-person, cover based shooter." YEAH. WHEN SPLATOON IS A FIRST-PERSON, KILL BASED SHOOTER.

Why were you doing the Beast Wars Megatron throughout the video?

Take a shot every time he says “YES”

I think I´ve been hearing some character´s phrases on this guy, like TF characters saying "No/Nope", or Wolf... and even that fat-muscled pegasus pony saying "Yeah" high pitch ¬_¬

This guy is really good with the charger!

"Not my problem." Omg I can't stop laughing XD

holds button, spins slowley, calls it 360 noscope

So, pick the evil team in every Splatfest from now on. Got it. In other news, you're damn good at this game.

i think i was with you on the part were you were using the kraken at thier base

4:16 is my new ringtone

duuuUUUde I just realized that Matthew guy was like my best friend, DUUUUUUUUUDE

"Starspring I told you to watch the base"

That Transformers skit was amazing

u cant blame someone who has lag. Blame their internet connection.

I recently ranked all the way down to B- because of my constant shitty teams. rip.

WhiteHawke is a master at Splatoon

0:59 when your first name is William then this gets confusing

I'm pretty sure he killed me once or twice during that splatfest...

0:59 Fire at Will!

STARSCREAM! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH THE BASE!!

he's really good at comfrintations

I don't like chargers....like....REALLY MUCH, everytime i see one of them in the game, i cannot force myself to try to torture him by moving quickly, make surprises or jumping of a building by shooting on it. I think you know this a little because i joined you a lot of times in Splatoon under the name "Justin" with my .96 gal deco and when i really give my 100% , i can be a really surprising opponent. When I try to beat chargers, it's to clarify that it's not because the player has a charger that he must think that he's invincible. It depends on how you and the others play as much as the development of the match Still, I can accept that this weapon is staying in the game, or else it would be less funny and you probably wouldn't post funny videos like this. You're a very coriaceous opponent and I feel getting better and better by training with you. Anyway, all your videos on Splatoon are really good, particulary this series of "Why Splatoon has no voice chat" , it's very funny and I have a really good sense of humor, so i don't take it too personal.

I don't know why I laugh so hard when you say that lmao 0:06

WhiteHawke you are so good with a charger. You should be the number one player in the world.

Autobots was the team where I fought a level 48 and a level 2 in the same match lol

+WhiteHawke 1:24 Xenoblade Reyn Reference? (Man, What a bunch of jokers!) xD

What splatfest was that white hawke

What charger weapon did you use?

4:40 luv the voice

"NO! I hit you! Why are you not DEAD?!" is the majority of my life. Especially when I run over someone with a roller and they somehow survive and kill me. ;-;

R.I.P PokeMaster Died of an incoming Killer Wail

"What a bunch of jokas" if that was a xenoblade reference I love you

I still have yet to find someone to 1v1 and make it a challenge :/

Watching this now, I cringe. But thanks for all the entertainment when I was a kid