I sometimes plow into islands and sandbars but it's more when I'm trying to maneuver in extremely tight combat quarters. Or when I'm zoning the fuck out to how amazing the sailing is and I don't notice a sandbar until it's too late lol I'm basically a menace to society when there's any sort of driving involved in a videogame. But I am getting better. I still have major "Drives Like Crazy" energy, though.
Phil: " reads* Access the crafting menu" Phil: "I don't know what to do" *ARROW LITERALLY POINTS AT THE MENU Phil: *realizes what he did* "Annoying" Yeah, Phil, you weren't an idiot. It's SSOOOO annoying having to scroll down a menu. SOOOOO HARD
That treasure map part was so funny. "LOOK AT THIS STUPID DRAWING! NO WAY TO FIGURE IT OUT!" That's the POINT, Phil. What, do you think Pirates were gonna carry around maps with precise details to the exact locations of their treasures? *Facepalm*
Yeah, you gotta look around and find landmarks that are listed on the map. Though also be aware that not every landmark will be 100% accurate; if a map depicts the bow of a ship with a mast sticking out of the water, for instance, look instead for the mast itself, rather than the mast with the bow. That landmark will usually be a mast resting against a rock or something.
I forgot, he tries to sneak in Resident Evil and Dark Souls, but goes full frontal John-Matrix-Style in sneaking games. Also him clearing constantly his throat is even more annoying that his poor skills. That and this fucking moronic east-coast-ish accent. Nevertheless, thank you for the upload man, always relaxing to watch Phil fucking up after a good day at work !
Oh god Black Flag when i looked at stream chat on Twitchtv. Oh come on dude i thought that was high grass great! Now i have to restart the level all over again.
Ill never understand why in all the Creed games Phil never makes use of verticality. He never takes rooftops, trees etc...just always stays on the ground
"Ugh you're supposed to walk around until you come to a specific point?" You mean...finding the treasure, Phil? I cannot believe that for someone who's played all Assassins Creed games to that point and plays video games as a profession, is so stupid they can't navigate an in-game menu when the game explicitly says so.
shed. The man in the mirror nods his head The only one! Left! Will stand upon the dragon's back Because the mountains don't give back what they take And there will be BLOOD! SHED! It's the only thing I've ever known!!!
Seriously, he can't even get thru the tutorial mission to disable a schooner! Haha I died there, couldn't breath since I was laughing my ass off...lol Jesus. Just use the Y button.
And I thought that I AM bad at this game... I'm annoyed by how often in it notifications about controls pop up, now I know who were they made for. Probably thinks cowboys and pirates are the same, still terrible at both.
You know, I'm not so good at stealth. I mean I don't really like stealth. I mean it's fun but not my thing. I'm not a go in guns blazing. I like strategy. But, Even despite my sucking at stealth. I'm still somehow better at it than this dolt.
Here I think he's going to improve after playing 5 previous AC games. Nope. Still as oblivious as ever. This has to be his worst AC playthrough. He spent so much time on just the tutorial missions...
hands down the best Assassins Creed in my opinion, they hit the nail on the head with this title and breathed new life in to the world of assassin's creed franchise.
"We must be in France" Yes, because no other location on the planet has French speakers in its population. Nope. Definitely not. Quebec certainly don't exist, nope. Neither does New Orleans. Nope, not at all. Has to be France, famously the ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD where people speak French! No but seriously, Abstergo Entertainment (or at least the branch the MC works at) is I THINK in Quebec. Actually yeah, Montreal. So Quebec. I will however give Phil a small modicum of credit here though, as Ubisoft themselves are headquartered in Montreuil, France. And in the game, Abstergo Entertainment and Ubisoft work together to produce games. So I can easily see how one would come to the conclusion that Abstergo Entertainment is based in France, as well.
How do you fuck this much up???It's a really fun game,but it's not at all hard.FFS DSP should not be allowed to play anything above E rating.He'll still fuck it up,but not that bad,right??
But seriously, i aced the plantation part first time, i was super bad a stealth games, first xbox 360 i got when i was12, got ac1 was a total kook, but by ac 2 i found i was making the mistakes dsp made because i watched his vids, his grip on young kids is strong as fuck, its part of the character he bungs on, belching farting, snorting, swearing saying shit were its designed to touch your heart strings make you think he's right when really he just smashes the controller like a 5 year old, haha😅😂, hes a true goat in some respect. For being a 🤡, idk tbh. The mistakes he makes in this is very simple simple, he bum rushes stealth, alerts guards but never fights them properly, allways tries to climb buildings while in combat 🤦 thus having him rage over rocks n other projectiles getting fired at him. Doesn't climb n jump properly, like thats fing easy, first ac it was hard, but fun, but by ac 2 it was better, and he fucked that up where a 12 year old me didn't, hm now by the time of ac 3 i smashed it compared to him, i love ac 4, i love the climbing n jumping. He sucks at ac
Assassin's creed liberation is also for Xbox 360 and stuff. I played it and I thought it was good. Don't know what the fuck he was talking about with people not playing it and only being on the PS system he's talking about
we need to study dsp a lot like how is the holy hell do you not know how or when to use a smoke bomb after like you clain to of played all the assassins creed game's yes i am aware they wasn't in assassins creed 1 ok people but they were they from 2 onwards
