This Is How You DON'T Play Madden NFL 12 

I want to see DSP become head coach of a NFL team after this. Just for a season. "I DIDN'T TELL THEM TO LOSE, COME AWN."

> Scores 10 points a game > blames losing on the defense

The pink ribbon is BREAST cancer awareness. Seeing as how Phil loves asking female game characters to reveal that particular body part he should have know.

1:08:49 is gold! “Wha happun?” “MAH ECKS BAHCKS LAHCKED UHP!” *fiddles with controller* *SLAM*

He calls his offensive line the "defensive line", and then claims he knows a lot about football.

TFW you realize this 360 game contains players who are now in the Hall of Fame.

DSP: Thank God I’m smart and I understand football Also DSP: *refers to his offensive line as his “defense”*

I should point out that it sounds like some of the slams were actually done with DSP's remote and not his controller. So the counter should really be called "table slams", though his salt overdose is still the same either way!

1:26:18 Phil: “The game is intentionally fucking me.” Game: “I don’t care.”

You could always edit out the load screens. Oh yeah, this is DSP we're talking about.

i love how his game crashed and he had to do the whole match again but couldnt beat it. Everything was just perfect there.

All the Slams XD 2:56 17:04 53:16 1:01:27 1:08:55 1:10:43 1:10:55 1:14:39 1:15:10 1:15:40 1:19:21 1:21:32 1:21:44 1:23:23 1:23:58 1:27:59 1:28:32 1:31:44 1:37:26

Dsp is the Cleveland Browns of RU-vid.

"This is a stupid play!" Me: YOU PICKED THE PLAY.

I elect to add the Washington Redskins to the Kojima World Order

I love when DSP insults someone who is large in a sports game, when we all know they outclass him in athleticism about a hundred times over.

Phil acting like the Jets never won a Super Bowl was funny. It's like Joe Namath isn't a thing. You know, that HALL OF FAME quarterback the Jets had? It's even funnier if he's actually a Jets fan who isn't aware of Namath. That would be a first.

"Fuck you EA" Yeah, you really showed EA with your rage quit.

Constantly abuses his hardware and then is shocked when his buttons don't respond.

My xbahx lahcked up! *SMASH*

DSP out here taking sacks like he’s Derek Carr

1:14:31 this had me dying dude. 2 yard rush 5 yard rush 6 yard rush touchdown FUCK YOU!!!!!! LMFAO

Mans played worse than Jamarcus Russell on crack 😭

1:40:55 Man Phil sounded like a DALPHIN right here!

14:50 "Have a nice year!" 34:47 #70! What a useless human being!! 36:00 You liked it. 38:32 lmao, ok dude. 51:40 "Nice purple shirt!" 57:30 Hup, hup, hup!! 1:01:39 Poor John and his family. 1:08:44 Classic moment. 1:14:38 Touchdown! 1:21:30 For when you're happy. 1:23:19 "I pressed up!!" 1:36:40 Come Ahhhn!!

He really hates rap 🤣.

I love how he whines game cheated (it didn't, lockup is not a cheat), but when he cheats (over 500 times in Scarface, game he ragequit) it's ok.

18:50 Phil, you are not 6'1 190 lbs bro. Maybe if you got off the couch, you'd at least be thinner

1:16:50 hilarious editing "im pressing buttons":D

Work of art Devin.

one of my favorite TIHYDP thumbnails ever

You'd think Phil would know a little bit about his own team in the Jets but no. And even worse he didn't recognize Aaron Rodgers as a household name

Enough salt to make my dinner taste better

He complains about two minute loading screens. Has vlogs that last hours.

Came here from the slamming controller compilation, was definitely not disappointed.

"Oh thats gay" Can't say that anymore can you phil?

This is how you DON'T bitch at a tv for two hours.

1:22:27 probably one of my favorite insults LMAO

1:26:00 This had me dying xD "I didnt see any interception, did you?" xD

1:45 2:48 16:55 17:29 18:55 21:43 22:35 25:52 32:17 33:20 37:00 37:40 45:40 49:19 51:13 53:08 54:04 55:07 1:00:53 1:08:47 1:10:43 1:14:35 1:18:58 1:20:46 1:23:12 1:24:40 1:25:56 1:27:35 1:30:14 1:31:44 1:36:30 1:41:46

I don't know a lot about Football, but what I am seeing from this, DSP is obviously doing something wrong :D

been a baseball guy my entire life and to this day, this is hilarious. I have basic knowledge of the nfl and this dood makes me feel like a rocket scientist with this playthrough lol

1:21:32 Phil slams his controller and tells the music to shut the fuck up.

Possibly one of the funniest TIHYDPs out there.

"I blame the pink gloves"

This is truly one game Phil is absolutely Madden at.

This video is even better after the Washington Redskins had to change their name. I’m sure Phil is happy about it now that they got what was coming to them!

57:38 Gus Johnson: Phil, throws, and he is INTERCEPTED! McKelvin is riding in for the Touchdown! Wow what a terrible read by the Quarterback! He needs glasses apparently! Cris Collinsworth: Now here’s a guy who doesn’t know how to read a defense! He tries to get it to the Receiver with a Cornerback covering him so well, and he gets picked off.

I’m a skins fan. I loved seeing Phil rage when he couldn’t win against them 😂😂😂😂

Always come back to this when I need a good laugh

The whole Washington redskins game is the funniest shit ever in a tihydp

EA Sports, it's in the gout!

This is fantastic; one of the best TIHYDPs I've seen yet. Really needed the laughs. Keep up the great work!

The king returns. Excellent work as always Devin, knock us dead with more!

Dsp:"There was too much coverage,there was three guys on him" Me:THEN WHY DID YOU THROW THE BALL TO HIM

14:05 "No Way! The Jets can't win." They're currently 4-2, ironically against the Packers at Lambeau Field.

This is one of my fav TIHYDPs ever!!! Welcome back as well.

Aaron Rodgers scrambling for a first down run - THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN! This guy is too much. Lol.

1:16:49 Beautiful edit! If the scrub didn't slam his controller so much it might have responded.

I’m a jets fan and seeing him play as the jets I felt I was actually watching the jets😂

The man is literally a pigroach

The vid called "DSP Tries it Rage Quit HD Remake" has all the best parts back to back x3

That picture of him lying on the field with the masturbation freeze-frame... I'm fucking dying!

As a cowboys fan its a disgrace seeing phil fail while playing for them

For those of you who want to know the song that plays when DSP starts whining after his Xbox locked up, it's Back for More by Five Finger Death Punch.

If I need a good laugh, I watch this video. Thank you sir.

The famous DSP 12 step drop

1:29:21 "YOU'RE FUCKED"

Claims to be smart and understand football. Also calls his offensive line his defense. Classic Phail

I am a redskins fan Iam so happy that he was haveing a hard time playing against them lol

I love how he calls the offensive line “his defense” but claims to know football 😂

One word Phil: matchups. Stats are not the end all be all determinant of whether or not a team will win over another.

Holy sh*t this is amazing xD I feel bad for phils controller and his table xD

Omg if dsp was a coach the team will go 0-16 lol

Too many plays, too many game modes, too many options for Phil. If there were only 2 plays and 1 game mode he would bitch that there isn't enough.

1:21:30

So I finally picked up this game, and now that i've played it I appreciate this TIHYDP a lot more. For starters, Phil missed out not playing Franchise mode because it's way more fun than superstar mode because you can literally make the most crazy fantasy scenario team in franchise mode and play as both offense and defense. (EX. in my playthrough, I snagged Matt Ryan as QB and Champ Bailey as CB for the Bills.) Also, Phil really sucked at this game due to the fact he just does not like reading his other options on pass plays. Most of the time, it fails no matter how good your rating is or what receiver you're throwing to. Also, when he kept throwing and nothing happened is most likely because his throwing rating is not good enough and the receivers are out of his range. It happened to me at first too. All he had to do was throw it out of bounds by pressing the right stick down.

56:56 1:08:45 1:14:36, 1:16:50 1:20:46 1:29:24

7:30 LOL

Controller slams and extra salty rage! Weeeeeee!

"This is so much different from when I played football."👍🏼🤥

*drops back 7 yards and gets sacked* WUUTTT I NEVER HAD A CHANCE

I saw "Connecticut" as one of the college choices, but Phil was too unaware to see it :D

Oh god the rage is delicious in this one hahahahaha

If I had twenty dollars for every time he said fuck, I'd be rich. That goes for all of his videos.

"The line crumbled" ITS A SCREEN

Underrated video

I never shouted "PASS TO ______" so loudly at my monitor. Good lord. lol

1:00:40 " *Amamamamamamamamamama* "

1 hour mark "this song sucks" I agree.

You Madden?

10:16 it’s pretty obvious that Phil doesn’t know anything about football. At all.

But... he made the playoffs... ... gotta love dsp. Really understands football.

1:08:43

best worst dsp gameplay, shi is funny asl

Of course DSP is a Cowboys fan. I somehow knew that before I even had it confirmed here.

It's so Phil that his season ended because HE threw a pick six. 🎑

He DID make the playoffs! Lol

Would LOVED to have seen DSP play Adi Cards and his shit talking lmao

when you cant make a AI playoffs cause all you attempted was deep passes and no scrambling xD