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This is how you DON'T play Crash Bandicoot 3: WARPED (N. Sane Edition) 

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DarksydePhil (DSP for short) has decided to Crash the party one final time, by playing this classic in new and improved "Fur-K"! (Actually 1080p, but whatever) Your mind will be WARPED with how many mistakes a man can make on a simple game like this, it's actually N. Sane! Strap in, and get ready for the biggest time travelling trainwreck you've ever seen.
Sources:
DSP's Crash 3 playthrough (You can find it yourself if you REALLY want to)
Crash 3 Main Menu music: • Crash Bandicoot N. San...
Crash 3 Prehistoric Level music by SiIvaGunner: • Prehistoric - Crash Ba...
DoctorOfFizz eating a taco vertically like a degenerate: • Video
Spongebob Time Cards: • All SpongeBob Time Car...
Initial D - Deja Vu: • Initial D - Deja Vu
Crash 3 Warp Room Guitar cover by Whiplashed: • Crash Bandicoot 3: War...
LazyTown: You Are a Pirate: • Lazy Town | You Are A ...
Comeback Speech (#CustomCrash): • Comeback Speech Green ...
"Whoa" Crash Green Screen: • Woah! Green Screen | O...
"Let You Go" by Octavia Rose: / let-you-go-written-age-15
Cameos
Fred: / tihydp
Fizz: / doctoroffizz
nomad: / thedarklurker
Pasc4l: lol no one cares about him
My twitter if you want updates on stuff I do: / ttsbb1
Thanks everyone for watching!

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@peateargryfin844
@peateargryfin844 7 лет назад
Me: "Ok, I sat through the other TIHYDP Crash Bandicoots, and this is the easiest game in the original trilogy so it can't be that bad" DSP: 1:39 "Ack Ack Ack. Look at the dog" Me: 0_o
@peateargryfin844
@peateargryfin844 7 лет назад
P.S. Is it just me, or does Phil sound unhealthy in this playthrough. Listen to his voice, it sounds like he's dying. Not to mention the fact that he has to keep wiping sweat off during the playthrough. I think DSPGaming might actually be killing him.
@Unethical.Dodgson
@Unethical.Dodgson 7 лет назад
Yeah I think after his daughter left him he's just been dying of grief and stress now that her income is gone.
@youcantseeme3456
@youcantseeme3456 7 лет назад
Cao Cao ya his "friends" are realizing what a scum bag he is
@dusttodust915
@dusttodust915 7 лет назад
It's not, warped is still pretty easy for the most part. If anything crash1-2 were made drastically harder in the insane trilogy cause the controls were switched to the warped controls and cause the safe areas on objects were basically taken out.
@MrBulldozer1000
@MrBulldozer1000 7 лет назад
i concur
@TatsTopVideos
@TatsTopVideos 7 лет назад
Why does every word he say, have to have such an emphasis? Bahxes, Frags, I Laust, Garbege, Wach Thisssss, Cam Ahn. Oh My Gawd. Dood. Impawssibel. Dawghs. Bawhss. My sister has lived in Brooklyn, and I showed her a clip of DSP speaking, and she said, never really heard anyone talk like that, cause it really doesn't sound like a Brooklyn accent, despite thats what others think XD Also he never really thanks the tips people give him, "go slow" goes slow, gets the box. "Oh *I did It!"*
@382u3uuej
@382u3uuej 7 лет назад
40:47 is when it happens.
@domdon950
@domdon950 7 лет назад
Tats TopVideos tbh out of everything he says OMG gets gratingly annoying
@silentc22
@silentc22 7 лет назад
He's a whiny bitch who never had to actually deal with anything real. That and his fatness probably contributes to it too.
@InfernoDragon343
@InfernoDragon343 7 лет назад
He probably thinks he's being fancy or something, which he's far from.
@battybuddy
@battybuddy 7 лет назад
It's also he doesn't seem to even try to just do the round the first try, he has to try to do it perfectly the first time all the while knowing jack shit about how to even play.
@ReidTHVx
@ReidTHVx 7 лет назад
His calling of Crystals "Shards" bothers me to no end.
@Mathee
@Mathee 7 лет назад
Me too. I honestly don't know why he thinks the crystals are called shards. Both this game, and Crash 2 which he played, very clearly referred to them as CRYSTALS
@Mack9077
@Mack9077 6 лет назад
He calls em shards because they look just like the shards from Sonic adventure
@slamsung
@slamsung 7 лет назад
That wireless rant was unreal
@SNC2319
@SNC2319 7 лет назад
He had the controller plugged in by the looks of it.
@peateargryfin844
@peateargryfin844 7 лет назад
It's incredible how a man can work with technology so much, and yet know so little about it. To think, this guy wanted his fans to buy him a high end camera and a 4k television as well.
@Homerstar
@Homerstar 7 лет назад
Phil: Man wireless controllers suck *Shows controller plugged in* Seriously, I have my PS4 for years and its never dropped any inputs. Stop blaming everything else for your bad gameplay.
@youcantseeme3456
@youcantseeme3456 7 лет назад
Homestarfan13 although I will say he is charging his controller which makes no difference unless you change settings but even if its is dropping inputs probably because he slams his controller so fucking much
@Homerstar
@Homerstar 7 лет назад
What are you talking it about. Haven't you learnt that it's never Phil's fault.
@deoxysandmew2162
@deoxysandmew2162 7 лет назад
Dude! I pressed the buttah and it did my dropped input. There was nothing I could do... ACK-ACk-Ack!!! **SNOOOOOORT**
@ReidTHVx
@ReidTHVx 7 лет назад
PS4 controllers still use Bluetooth even when being charged by a cable. That being said, Phil is stupid and doesn't realize the double jump can only be done at the apex of the first jump so he says its dropped input every time he fucks up
@kinlopunim
@kinlopunim 7 лет назад
quick phil reference guide: if the game is online, he dies to lag; if the game is offline, the controller drops inputs.
@Jakal_205
@Jakal_205 7 лет назад
You mean he actually didnt die on the first stage?! Thats actually pretty impressive for Phil's standards.
@RepublicTX
@RepublicTX 7 лет назад
"Why was there a HOLE there?!" Once again proving that he rode the short bus to school.
@Victoriaespinoza344
@Victoriaespinoza344 7 лет назад
Drowned Rat hahahahaha I doubt he even attended school
@RepublicTX
@RepublicTX 7 лет назад
But he has a business degree! Regarding my original post, I wonder if he said that to Leanna? Hmmmm...
@Victoriaespinoza344
@Victoriaespinoza344 7 лет назад
Drowned Rat So he says. He has a history of stretching the truth and fabricating bullshit without any sort of evidence. That "business degree" is probably something he printed from the internet.
@382u3uuej
@382u3uuej 7 лет назад
41:30 timestamp.
@thomasbishop3494
@thomasbishop3494 7 лет назад
Billie Knoxville it probably took him 30 tries because of bugged printer mechanics
@JordyBoothy
@JordyBoothy 7 лет назад
I love Aku Aku's face reacting to DSP in the loading screens.
@dcung8833
@dcung8833 7 лет назад
Thanks, this is the crash I grew up with, its great seeing him fuck this one up
@Drew700boo
@Drew700boo 7 лет назад
One again proving that DSP never fails, to fail
@dusttodust915
@dusttodust915 7 лет назад
doesn't even have to play to fail.
@Flambingo
@Flambingo 7 лет назад
I can't help but chuckle whenever he says "I have to kill myself".
@youcantseeme3456
@youcantseeme3456 7 лет назад
Stoic "oh shit I have no patrons time to go kill myself"
@KolvalzaKingdom
@KolvalzaKingdom 7 лет назад
"This controller keeps dropping my double jumps." *Minutes later* "This game keeps dropping my double jumps."
@PocokPresents
@PocokPresents 7 лет назад
Should have been a "dropped my input" counter.
@karawithgun8148
@karawithgun8148 7 лет назад
Pocok Right next to the "boodabaga" counter.
@SuperfluousMoniker
@SuperfluousMoniker 7 лет назад
I've got it! Phil's body emanates an intermittent wireless signal that has been causing his dropped inputs all the time. All the years of him bitching and moaning, every 'I didn't do that' 'I'm blocking' 'I'm pressing buttons' 'I pressed jump' makes sense now!
@deoxysandmew2162
@deoxysandmew2162 7 лет назад
It's not his body... it's his brain!!! XD
@Kevan_VG
@Kevan_VG 7 лет назад
Now this is some kwality khantent
@SorcererOfSoup
@SorcererOfSoup 7 лет назад
This honestly blows your old TIHYDP and the other crash 3 TIHYDPs out of the water. Haven't finished it yet but its good tbh.
@DragonSlayerProduction
@DragonSlayerProduction 7 лет назад
WHAT! Cawww maaannnn
@lefromage1853
@lefromage1853 7 лет назад
"This is just impossible, this is so tough." Bitch, I was getting all the gems as a kid. Don't tell me this shit is difficult.
@edfreak9001
@edfreak9001 7 лет назад
I just ran through the PS1 game today and maybe died ~20 times before getting to Cortex the first time. Now i'll grant you, maybe the slight differences (apparently Crash's landing hitbox is different) make it a fair bit harder. But this shit is ridiculous.
@TurtleGalaxies
@TurtleGalaxies 7 лет назад
N. sane Edition. The definition of insanity to doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. A perfect description of phil!
@wormygels
@wormygels 7 лет назад
I wonder if his mobility scooter drops inputs as he is cruising through Walmart
@MrLonelyIsland
@MrLonelyIsland 7 лет назад
Poor Crash and Coco.
@dusttodust915
@dusttodust915 7 лет назад
yup they're being controlled by a idiot.
@dusttodust915
@dusttodust915 7 лет назад
make him play the insane trilogy it's not exactly the same crash1-2 have the crash3 jumping mechanics, and all the safe spots for the jumping platforms are gone.
@jaredporikos2197
@jaredporikos2197 6 лет назад
Elliot and his older brother are hilarious !
@youcantseeme3456
@youcantseeme3456 7 лет назад
You know it's embarrassing when a 17 year old can get all the boxes first try and a 30 year old man takes thousands of trys
@corrion1
@corrion1 7 лет назад
17year old? I was like 7 when I first played this and had no problems compared to this manchild
@youcantseeme3456
@youcantseeme3456 7 лет назад
corrion1 ya well no matter what he still trash
@ScheduledChip
@ScheduledChip 6 лет назад
17 is like prime gaming age what are you talking about
@mazemaster0033
@mazemaster0033 6 лет назад
Revolver Ocelot ikr, it was easy when I did it, except midnight run was kinda hard. Crash 2 was the easiest for me tbh
@Redx500
@Redx500 7 лет назад
Fazfuck Entertainment Presents... A ttsbb1 Production... A VIDEO CREATED & DEVELOPED BY...FREDDY FAZFUUUCK This is how you DON'T play Crash Bandicoot: WAAAARPED!
@Michaeldragon800
@Michaeldragon800 7 лет назад
Press start to begin.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 7 лет назад
This man just GAME OVER'd on Midnight Run. bruh
@Mathee
@Mathee 7 лет назад
To be fair, I've game over'd on Midnight Run too... when I was four
@zigzoinks5493
@zigzoinks5493 7 лет назад
Mathilde Bruhn And how old is Phil?
@DragonSlayerProduction
@DragonSlayerProduction 7 лет назад
You game over while being 4 when Phil is 35 and game overs. See the difference there
@Mathee
@Mathee 7 лет назад
Well, yeah, that was my point
@DeadlyDuel
@DeadlyDuel 6 лет назад
I remember i died a few times in that level and that's on demo version crash 3 on the ps1. anybody died on that level on there first few tries. even if it's darksydephil aka cancer.
@jeff4118
@jeff4118 7 лет назад
Crash 1 Deaths (Any%): 310 Crash 2 Deaths (100%): 508 Crash 3 Deaths (104%): 494 + 56 Resets Crash 3 is supposed to be the easiest in the series. Crash 1 was only an any% so that makes sense, but more than Crash 2?
@SpScarletSpider
@SpScarletSpider 7 лет назад
What's sad is that most of his deaths were self-inflicted due to his stubbornness to get all of the boxes in the stage. If he had just let himself finish the stage first, he'd probably have actually known the proper timing for the jumps to get said boxes. Instead he just stubbornly repeats the same mistakes over and over again.
@bookroach6742
@bookroach6742 7 лет назад
Wait, WHAT?! HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO DIE 508 TIMES IN ONE PLAYTHROUGH?!?! I knew Phil was bad at games, but this is fucking ridiculous.
@deoxysandmew2162
@deoxysandmew2162 7 лет назад
So, with 56 resets and 494 deaths, I consider this to be worse than Crash 2. Why?! BECAUSE......... I don't think he had more than 30 resets in Crash 2 and death number is very close between the two, in which case, THAT would make it worse. Then again..... Heh.... Crash 1 was played (Any%) and he got 310 deaths. If he did Crash 1 (100%), he would have ragequitted after 700 deaths probably.
@deoxysandmew2162
@deoxysandmew2162 7 лет назад
**I swear, I double jumped!!!** XD
@BlankCanvas0743
@BlankCanvas0743 7 лет назад
MasterWarlord That's a combined total of 1363 fuck ups. Phil is currently a piece of work.
@shis1988
@shis1988 5 лет назад
To add: I've actually played 3 by now. There is no input lag *ever* wired or wireless. I LOVE THE GAME as someone who missed out in 98, this I see as the best of the three and I was able to acknowledge deaths were always my fault. I died at most ~40-50 times, took *three levels* to die for the first time in a blind run. This was easier than 2.
@JackHolleworth
@JackHolleworth 6 лет назад
1:35:57 After years of bitching about game bugs that don’t exist, Phil finally runs into an actual game bug.
@MrLewdacris
@MrLewdacris 7 лет назад
God his commentary is so painfully bland. He really needs to stop saying "Ooga booga" everytime he picks up a mask because that shit is gonna get old real quick haha. Looking forward to watching this 2 hour salt fest!
@Anex952
@Anex952 7 лет назад
MrLewdacris his audience is 8-12 Year olds so he needs to make cartoon noises every 10 seconds to keep them entertained
@shis1988
@shis1988 5 лет назад
@TheUrbanLegend Jake has played this game? I want to see his content again, he seems to have dropped YT and I lost track since :(
@Kid_Dallas
@Kid_Dallas 5 лет назад
New drinking game: Take a shot every time: 1.) His double jump is “dropped” 2.) Phil says “I did not do that” 3.) Phil gets hints from the stream chat Good Luck 🍀
@danemartinez193
@danemartinez193 Год назад
More like take a sip
@hudgynsasdarl6967
@hudgynsasdarl6967 7 лет назад
Dark Souls 3: Warped.
@deoxysandmew2162
@deoxysandmew2162 7 лет назад
ROFLMAO XDDDD
@SomeBlackDude26
@SomeBlackDude26 7 лет назад
Time trials with no crash dash. Yup. This is a DSP playthrough.
@amazaneone1810
@amazaneone1810 Год назад
Out of curiosity: Is it possible to reach all Platinum (or even Gold) times without the Speed Shoes in the 2nd and 3rd games in the N. Sane Trilogy?
@SomeBlackDude26
@SomeBlackDude26 Год назад
@@amazaneone1810 Nope! The timing for platinum relics is quite strict, gold aren't as bad but both are too tight to do without Crash dash.
@amazaneone1810
@amazaneone1810 Год назад
@@SomeBlackDude26 In some levels, I just slide jump repeatedly and use the Speed Shoes the few times when I'm on the ground. It seems that slide jumping repeatedly is faster than only using the Speed Shoes. Would the Gold Relics without Speed Shoes be easier if slide jumping was repeated over and over?
@SomeBlackDude26
@SomeBlackDude26 Год назад
@@amazaneone1810 I don't think so? You can get the Sapphire ones and maybe a few gold but the platinum relics need the dash
@amazaneone1810
@amazaneone1810 Год назад
@@SomeBlackDude26 Oh, ok. But I still don't get why DSPGaming attempted the Relics before beating the main story, since the Relics are not required to beat the main story. The least he could have done in the Time Trials is slide jump over and over.
@Victoriaespinoza344
@Victoriaespinoza344 7 лет назад
Phil should change his name to DogShytPhil
@RickardLejonhjarta
@RickardLejonhjarta 7 лет назад
he is actually blaming the DELAY IN THE PS4 CONTROLLER. yea sure, that Microsecond you lost threw you off guess those pro players who play fighting games on the ds4 are just memeing and no, those other devices ARENT CONSTANLY TRANSMITTING
@someshyguy
@someshyguy 7 лет назад
I just fully completed this game, so its amazing to see this up. I'm just glad he never played as Coco (In the platforming stages at least) and made sexist jokes towards her. P.S: Leanna ditched DSP for Pinstripe.
@zigzoinks5493
@zigzoinks5493 7 лет назад
That Pinstripe joke got me.
@DocVolteer
@DocVolteer 7 лет назад
This Is embaresement for the entire gaming comunities DSP manage to make Crash 3 The easiest of the trilogy lock like Super Meat Boy
@cromeroamer8753
@cromeroamer8753 7 лет назад
"Friggin frog's gay!" lmao
@Mack9077
@Mack9077 6 лет назад
38:26 what was I supposed to do? What the fuck was I supposed to fuckin do!? Man that one killed me lmaoooo
@Searonix
@Searonix 7 лет назад
A great way to not enjoy any video game you play for the first time is to do a completionist run of it. Why'd he fucking do this?
@masterlee1988
@masterlee1988 7 лет назад
For best ending and to not replay it ever again is my guess.
@realmwarssII
@realmwarssII 7 лет назад
Crash Bandicoot games had a game over screen? Is this new to the N.Sane trilogy?
@zigzoinks5493
@zigzoinks5493 7 лет назад
I love this comment.
@deoxysandmew2162
@deoxysandmew2162 7 лет назад
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ **UNDERRATED COMMENT!!!** XD
@EazyB90
@EazyB90 7 лет назад
God, I don't think I've ever seen ANYONE this godawful at Crash 3, or just Crash in general. His playthroughs of the first two were godawful but I swear he's getting worse. This is probably the easiest of the trilogy and he's making it look like I Wanna Be the Guy or some shit. And I LOVE his constant bitching about the controller/Bluetooth technology "dropping his input". It's a shame he'll most likely never play through the first two in the N.Sane Trilogy. I'd love to see him rage at the bridge levels and The Lab all over again, now with PS4 graphics :D
@unf3z4nt
@unf3z4nt 7 лет назад
BlueRidgeMountainMan DarksydeFail bitching and moaning .... now in Fur-K
@peateargryfin844
@peateargryfin844 7 лет назад
For years I thought I was the worst at Crash Bandicoot. Phil has proven me wrong on three separate occasions.
@Agamemnon2
@Agamemnon2 7 лет назад
If Phil actually fucking believed that the PS4 controller dropping inputs was the cause of him sucking so hard, he could easily get a wired controller for it super cheaply and improve his gameplay. But he doesn't, which proves it's just an excuse.
@Victoriaespinoza344
@Victoriaespinoza344 7 лет назад
I bet during the rare occasions that he's out of his house, phil stutters and shits his pants whenever he has to interact with anyone period.
@deoxysandmew2162
@deoxysandmew2162 7 лет назад
It's like "how low you can go?!" There is no lower than DSP... XD (PERIOD)
@gronaldbibinsky6409
@gronaldbibinsky6409 5 лет назад
bugged social interaction mechanics
@TheSamuraiGoomba
@TheSamuraiGoomba 7 лет назад
This is probably DSP's most fake, forced and dull crash commentary yet.
@Azdaja13
@Azdaja13 7 лет назад
I want to see him do Stormy Ascent. This needs to happen. He needs to suffer. xD
@jacobcowley6934
@jacobcowley6934 7 лет назад
Azdaja FUCK YESSSSS
@Azdaja13
@Azdaja13 7 лет назад
Also, the SOK need to suffer through enduring Fazzy's masterpiece here. However 9/10: No whistle music. :P
@pantheman2842
@pantheman2842 5 лет назад
@@Azdaja13 I saw his attempt. He died almost fifty times.
@JarJarBinks4ever
@JarJarBinks4ever 5 лет назад
>look at the dog IT'S A POLAR BEAR
@Rutututu1
@Rutututu1 7 лет назад
Oh Oh, I'm in there. My Dream came true.
@jescovideo
@jescovideo 7 лет назад
MASIEK909 feels good doesn't it?
@AutoArtemAuto
@AutoArtemAuto 7 лет назад
1:17-1:18 So did I!
@Anex952
@Anex952 7 лет назад
MASIEK909 congrats i didn't see mine, but we all can't be winners aye :)
@flamestar323
@flamestar323 7 лет назад
53:50 I never thought i'd see the day that philly cheese steak would say that HE did it wrong. Too bad he wont continue the progress he made there.
@karawithgun8148
@karawithgun8148 7 лет назад
flamestar323 Come on, man. Why you gotta bring cheesesteaks into this? They're delicious and innocent.
@flamestar323
@flamestar323 7 лет назад
unfortunately this cheese steak has been in outhouse water
@Paotato69
@Paotato69 7 лет назад
This displeases me
@SaruvaViolin
@SaruvaViolin 7 лет назад
"How do you keep sliding in the air? Doesn't even make sense! I'm sliding in the air! Okay! On what planet does that happens?" Hum, geez, I don't know Phill, maybe planet Earth, but I don't know cuz it's not like some Newton guy explained basic physics!
@kamartb3588
@kamartb3588 7 лет назад
This is possibly the easiest PlayStation game he has played and he still screwed it up
@TheUltrapetar
@TheUltrapetar 7 лет назад
Phillysports_2000 whos in ur pic
@deoxysandmew2162
@deoxysandmew2162 7 лет назад
Because it's Phil. He would lose in Solitaire more than 50 times.
@Victoriaespinoza344
@Victoriaespinoza344 7 лет назад
Bugged phil burnell mechanics
@deoxysandmew2162
@deoxysandmew2162 7 лет назад
There was nothing he could do!!! ACK-ACK-Ack **SNOOOOOOORRRT!!!!!!**
@Victoriaespinoza344
@Victoriaespinoza344 7 лет назад
DeoxysAndMew 2 don't forget the passive aggressive seal clap
@deoxysandmew2162
@deoxysandmew2162 7 лет назад
Oh yeah! Almost forgot!!! XD
@rcadium
@rcadium 6 лет назад
I grew up with this game and I watched the stream of SOK of Let's Endure. I was screaming at the screen and slamming my desk of how much of an idiot and incompetent he was.
@TheKoloradoShow
@TheKoloradoShow 3 года назад
1:53:57 aged fucking BEAUTIFULY LMAO
@deoxysandmew2162
@deoxysandmew2162 7 лет назад
48:40 - I have an idea! Durr! I don't use my brain anyway! 53:50 - What am I doing?! I'm such an idiot! Wow Phil... You realized it just NOW?!?!?!? XD 1:08:47 - ROFLMAOBBQWTF?!?!?!?!?! Only Phil dies in such mysterious ways. XD
@johnnietheultimate
@johnnietheultimate 7 лет назад
Stream Chat ruins everything. But still love this video. Way to go 💙👍🏾
@ThatAnnoyingBird
@ThatAnnoyingBird 5 лет назад
0:32 "I had a lot of fun playing this game" Since when does he have fun playing *ANY* game?
@manuelpatino7863
@manuelpatino7863 7 лет назад
"...>stupid laughter< look at that dog..." I expected the fuck-up counter to stumble upon the screen as soon as he said that. It would have been great had you actually left it there. Anyway, a job amazingly well done as always.
@robbiewalker2831
@robbiewalker2831 7 лет назад
2:00 - 2:05: He's not kidding, the Time Relics DO look like Aunks.
@EarthPhantomTS
@EarthPhantomTS 7 лет назад
5:40 Thank you, Patrick Star, for coining such a nice new word! Oh, and in all seriousness, pretty sure they're called "Wumpa Fruits". But I'm not a big Crash fan, so I could be wrong.
@freddyfazfuck2006
@freddyfazfuck2006 7 лет назад
They are. He can't say "Wumpa" to save his life.
@RPMRosie
@RPMRosie 6 лет назад
"remember to make sure the camera's off" i wonder what that's in reference to... 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
@TravisBroski
@TravisBroski 7 лет назад
I love the fact that early on he points out (and even tells a comment in chat) that the reason of his double-jump delay is because of his (plugged-in) wireless controller. Then later on he blames the game for delay. -_-
@goldentoparican788
@goldentoparican788 7 лет назад
11;52 FRED YOU FUCK WITH THE SILVAGUNNER
@Mathee
@Mathee 7 лет назад
16:40 "How was I supposed to know that the enemy can hurt me!? This game is so unfair!"
@YTComic
@YTComic 7 лет назад
for a person like me who knows the game backwards and forwards it hurts to watch this
@deletedwaffles
@deletedwaffles 7 лет назад
19:38 Now I'll actually win the race. I STILL LOST!
@pasc4l197
@pasc4l197 7 лет назад
"Pascal: No one cares about him" Accurate
@Victoriaespinoza344
@Victoriaespinoza344 7 лет назад
Pasc4l I care NOT
@pasc4l197
@pasc4l197 7 лет назад
@SilvaShadow1990
@SilvaShadow1990 7 лет назад
1:53:59 When in doubt, beat it out...my my...*cries hysterically in background* You did that phil and that's why everybody knows of your existence lmao
@Jack-cq8zw
@Jack-cq8zw 7 лет назад
Ah finally! Here we go. Thanks Fazzy!
@Abysia
@Abysia 4 года назад
Super weird how it only drops his inputs when he's making some kind of critical jump. Never when he's in the warp room or menus, only during important moments that get him killed. The controller must be haunted, or someone from Sony is hacking his console. Those are really the only two possible explanations.
@shawnfields2369
@shawnfields2369 4 года назад
Of course the ghost of someone that worked at sony could also be a possibility...
@lostintechnicolor
@lostintechnicolor 5 лет назад
Oh, great. More ::Bell sound:: “AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!” ::die:: ::spawn:: ::bell sound:: “NAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW! aaaawwwwwAaaaaaaaAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!” ::dies::
@ReidTHVx
@ReidTHVx 7 лет назад
Every single time he says "dropped input" on the double jump it's because he's too stupid to realize that you can only do the second jump while at the top of your regular jump
@deoxysandmew2162
@deoxysandmew2162 7 лет назад
**I swear, I double jumped!!!** XD
@dragoneye13
@dragoneye13 7 лет назад
Fuck me it pisses me off how he doesn't bother trying to think at all about what he needs to do for gems, just waits for stream chat to tell him. That shit was satisfying as hell to figure out on my own as a kid, but he just can't be arsed to care.
@SNC2319
@SNC2319 7 лет назад
I know how you feel.
@hotnessgaming1396
@hotnessgaming1396 7 лет назад
It takes everything he has to get sapphire relics and he almost blows himself he's so proud of that. Can't wait for someone to tell him what you need to do to get 105%.. and about the existence of platinum relics 😂
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 7 лет назад
This playthrough is clearly driving Phil N. Sane.
@michaeldunlap1032
@michaeldunlap1032 6 лет назад
5:40 "wumbo fruits."
@JMarsella9
@JMarsella9 7 лет назад
Woot Woot Woot Woot... THYDP Crash Bandicoot... Man Crash 3 is one of my favorite games of all time. Is nothing sacred anymore?
@NobleBruv
@NobleBruv 7 лет назад
In every platformer phil plays he cant master the double jump.
@Rhongomyniad-EX
@Rhongomyniad-EX 7 лет назад
Im getting the weirdest feeling that he died on purpose just to extend the time (thus more money) so he can add more time to this (in my opinion) short game.
@CarlC9898
@CarlC9898 7 лет назад
38:30 Take it easy DSP, it's just a video game.
@shis1988
@shis1988 5 лет назад
46:20 BULLSHIT, Crash 1 in the trilogy works fantastic, the jump happens as soon as I press the button.
@Essu_
@Essu_ 7 лет назад
DSP 104% Crash 3? Nah. Nah. I take this as a personal challenge.
@Azotherian
@Azotherian 7 лет назад
Does he even think before he talks? That's not how bluetooth works. Nothing will interfere with that channel unless it's another bluetooth that happens to be on the same channel (very VERY unlikely)
@jaewaitwhat4412
@jaewaitwhat4412 7 лет назад
I don't know if I'm going to be able to handle all the salt from the hitbox issues
@bannanahead27
@bannanahead27 6 лет назад
This was sooo painful to watch. It pissed me off whenever he said the game dropped his input. He just has the worst reaction time. Good editing though freddy
@James-mi5qt
@James-mi5qt 4 года назад
1:56:00 *Oh the camera’s on!?* *The camera’s been on the whole time, huuuuh?*
@ShadowtheYouTuber523
@ShadowtheYouTuber523 5 месяцев назад
The opposite of an orgasm lol
@CarlSlime
@CarlSlime 7 лет назад
1:51:02 "He stopped moving forward. I don't even know how to explain that." "He stopped moving forward. I don't even know how to explain that." "He stopped moving forward. I don't even know how to explain that." "He stopped moving forward. I don't even know how to explain that." "He stopped moving forward. I don't even know how to explain that." "I don't even know how to explain that." "I don't even know how to explain that." "I don't even know how to explain that." "I don't even know how to explain that." "I don't even know how to explain that."
@ZhongXiangyu
@ZhongXiangyu 4 года назад
I'm convinced Phil was originally some sort of mad scientist who fucked up an experiment and ended up switching bodies with a 5-year-old.
@shawnfields2369
@shawnfields2369 4 года назад
So, it's like some Freaky Friday shit? Like that awful song by chris brown? Or that lindsay lohan movie in 2004?
@Mathee
@Mathee 7 лет назад
26:27 "How do I do this?" Game is literally showing him how to
@jessdidonato183
@jessdidonato183 7 лет назад
This should have been called "I missed the Bahx" edition. BTW when's Spyro happening? lol
@Choji2011
@Choji2011 7 лет назад
12:15 lol im dying.
@MisterVercetti
@MisterVercetti 7 лет назад
Oh boy howdy... I've been waiting for this one since Crash 2. Can't wait 'til y'all get together for the inevitable Let's Endure. Commentary is the only thing that makes these even better.
@jumboliini
@jumboliini 6 лет назад
Future Tense is now unlocked and you can download for FREE! It's pretty hard as Stormy Ascent 😉
@TheStrikeofGod
@TheStrikeofGod 7 лет назад
I hope you still do some TIHYDPs after all that SOK bullshit. You honestly are one of my favorite creators.
@JarlUlfric
@JarlUlfric 7 лет назад
Good ol Cash Cam
@Timmy_Horsenutz
@Timmy_Horsenutz 7 лет назад
You're a saint, Fazzie.
@DragonSlayerProduction
@DragonSlayerProduction 7 лет назад
Damn it...You beat me too it. But i can't wait to watch it, im sure SoK will endure it very soon. Also i added it to the TIHYDP playlist
@AzurePip
@AzurePip 7 лет назад
As someone who has completed Crash Bandicoot Warped 105% and gotten a platinum relic for each of the 30 stages, it really pains me to see Phil struggle so much with this game. While he didn't die as many times as he did in Crash Bandicoot 2 or get as many game overs as in Crash Bandicoot 1, it still amazes me how badly he played through this game. While it would definitely make great content for future TIHYDPs, I seriously hope he doesn't go back and play through either of the other two games in the N.Sane Trilogy. He already ruined several childhood memories when he did so back in 2015. Anyways, great job with the video, Mr. Fazfuck. I enjoyed every second of it.
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 7 лет назад
He's so bad at this that Aku Aku's angry at him and Uka Uka is laughing at him.
@zerothehero6100
@zerothehero6100 7 лет назад
Listening to him say "input drop" is fun. It's like he knows it means something but he doesn't quite know what, and that maybe if he says it enough he'll sound like he knows what he's talking about.
@One-Week-Wizard
@One-Week-Wizard 7 лет назад
I'd just like to point out that this man, this "professional gamer" racked up roughly 1300 deaths across all three of the games. That's an average of over 400 deaths per game. Wrap your brains around that one.
@SaltetDweeb
@SaltetDweeb 7 лет назад
''WHAT DO I DO!?'' , '' ITS SO HARD TO GET DEEZ BOXES'' , ''OMGGGGG'' , ''I MISSED A BOX''. I just spared 2 hours of your life, you're welcome. EDIT: Don't forget the part where chat tell him everything since he didn't understand/know what to do.
@robertlauncher
@robertlauncher 7 лет назад
As popular as this trilogy is among the gaming community right now, you'd think it'd be smarter to play the whole trilogy to maximize your audience, but then when has Phil made a smart business decision?
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