This is how you DON'T play Crash Bandicoot 2 Part 1 

He doesn't want to play anything judging by his attitude in every LP.

@@linushyper300 That is just about the biggest "Ouch" I have ever felt from looking at a roast. Simplistic, and absolute savage.

But he got paid for it, so yeah, to quote Phil: "Thanks for the money, stupid fucks!"

Well it's not about fun for him. I'm not entirely sure he feels full human emotions either joking aside. Given it's an old game too, but the strongest positive emotion you'll see from DSP is mild childish amusement.

Back then when I saw 0/0 of boxes, I thought was a glitch.

I thought I was a mastermind when I discovered this by myself at the age of 10. Love how rewarding it felt. That is why I love Crash Bandicoot 2 the most. It rewards you for thinking outside the box (pardon the pun).

Some boxes turn into Checkpoints and the Time Trials slowly add more time.

@@Angrymonkey2489 lol really? I also saw some death animations in this playthrough that were completely new to me.

@@TheBrainScratcher Yeah, and to add insult, game gives you a free mask

Quite late here, but i didn't even know this game had that (Well, i only knew the checkpoint crate thing, but i never knew it had other effects). I only knew Spyro 3 had that to it's fullest

@@Duskool yup, all three of the original Crash games had such dynamic difficulty. Though there's no higher difficulty like some games might have - it's at its hardest from the start, and eases off if you start dying more and more.

+The Engie That Cried Nope Can't kill it harder than Activision already did.

+The Engie That Cried Nope He's just shitting on Crash's tombstone to get money.

The remasters should fire a take that towards Phil.

+Strange Axle I don't think the majority of gamers are like DSP though.

+linguicaguy You think a 10 year old self-centered CoD player could beat this game any faster than him?

Maybe this is why Call of Duty exists.

SolarstrikeVG That's *exactly* why CoD exists. It's practically what started it all.

And yet people still defend CoD when Spec Ops: The Line ripped it a new one.

And he plays videogames like a seal and is fat like a seal.

+MegamanNG lol and 13:59

***** big time.

Cipher Galm1 yeah I know :/ He doesn't really notice anything

bugged d pad mechanics

I’ve completed the game 100% on PS3 with ONLY the dpad with no game overs and 99 lives by the end of the game

Me too. He fell off a straight wide corridor with no barriers. That was the moment I snapped.

Gamer Rob Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

Taking forever to press the circle button is how that happens. How fast does Phil respond to things??

I found your ass. For some reason, it was making seal noises and clapping it's cheeks.

No. Johnny does not need to be in the same video as this trash heap, even if it is just clips.

I jumped! I jumped!

don't compare Elliot to dsp at least Elliot was an innocent pure at the time phil has no excuse

Don't know what a beginners trap is? Oh boy, you are even more stupid than I thought. ^^

​@@Nero-cj9gjno and I don't wanna know.

and guess what he needed the stream chat AGAIN to find out and forgot about the nitros and ran in to them in crash 3. i as SIX and SEVEN year old knew not waist a mask on them cause at the end their is a switch box to destroy them.

Negative

Alice: Madness Returns.

Final Fantasy VI. But even for FF it's one of the easier ones and he over grinded it as much and as early as possible.

Heavy Rain, but aside from that being an interactive movie... the only time he really had any trouble was the part where Madison and Ethan had to get through traffic and into the subway station but that's mainly since he restarted every time Ethan got caught.

Hmm i think he played pretty well until dawn. Made the right decisions. Payed attention to the totems, just the thing with the don't move got him fucked in the end.

The PS3 was compatible with PS2 games for the first few models, but Sony dropped it to save on hardware production costs. Also, it's only the Greatest Hits version of Crash 2 that supports DualShock compatibility. But then again, I doubt Phil would buy the original games.

+THD He played Crash 1 for $1250 or so I've heard... I would marathon ALL Crash games to 100% for that. (Not Crash Bash though, fuck doing it to 200%)

He will be playing Crash 3 on the N. Sane Trilogy since he hasn't gotten the chance to play it yet.

Same here.

If you're still wondering it's called "Running in the 90's" by Max Coveri

Sadly, yes.

***** You pretty much summed it up like it is. Back in like 2013, I actually kinda liked Phil from his older video's and his much less grating attitude in some games he played. Heck, even the co-op failures with John Rambo were somewhat amusing for their banter. Now in 2015, let's look at amongst the most notable shit he's doing: - Moved to connecticut for...I guess to be with his underage girlfriend? I don't know why he'd do that, now he lost the only actual friends he had like OJ and John, and she sure isn't trying to improve their situation. Not going to be surprised when she ditches him in a few months for debt reasons. - He berates other RU-vidrs and takes up arms when people make fun of or accuse him, but in his book it's fine to make fun of everything, since it's not 'seriously'. - Has turned into a blatant e-begger with that Patreon crap. I believe people like Tevin C already pointed it out but the Crash 2 stream was not a full 7-hour stream, and only played it half-assed to grab cash, then most likely uses the 'Donate so I can continue Crash 2!' excuse to weasel out more money. Plus he wastes 150$ on a arcade stick for Street Fighter V on PS4, when he said the money will go to good use. 150$ into smashing his stick and complaining about bugged mechanics. - And finally his godawful attitude with his fans and how he views games. It has always been a schtick with Phil to suck at games, but back in the early days he did play games to get a reaction out of it, and wasn't always such a whiny jerk. Now he interprents a not-explicitly stated ability as a 'bugged mechanic'. (Black Mesa's crouch jumping), can't think for himself and needs to make immature sex jokes every few seconds in vain hopes of people still laughing at it. (MGS series, paticularly 1 for 'Otocon calls'. and calls his opponents in fighting games 'lifeless losers and cheaters'. (Getting destroyed by Deathstroke players in Injustice) Sorry for going off on a tangent here, but I'm so glad I unsubscribed from this guy in early 2015, urgh... Great TIHYDP to comment on the video itself.

+RickPellegrino he moved to Seattle, Washington. who the fuck knows why he would move to such an expensive place. Seattle is so expensive that minimum wage there is $15. that is 2x the normal amount.

+Hypnotic Synopsis i live there. only selective places has the $15 wage like boeing, government jobs and high-end ones. working as a gas station attendant is still gunna net you $9.50. not only that, but since we'r the state that legalized weed, its fucked the economy in so many ways than people realize. its absolute disgusting.

Reoko I have never really been drawn to Seattle. There isn't any up there that I like.

Hypnotic Synopsis your really not missing much. If your the city type, theres plenty to do. Just watch out for hipsters, bring your umbrella, walk fast, keep your head down, look pissed off and make eye contact at your own peril.

James Cash Shit, didn't notice that... alright, put an annotation there. Thanks man.

Freddy Fazfuck It's all good man. I felt exhausted at the end as he did with his shitty playthrough. Can't wait for part 2!!!

Mario4736 Yes.