Mechanics designed to make the game challenging: "WHUUT?! THE GAME IS CHEATING DOOD!!" Phil reads stream chat to cheese every game he stuggles with: "YES, delicious CHEESY GOODNESS! ACK ACK ACK ACK!!"
he plays this game like a 10 year old. I literall...LITERALLY KNEW 10 year olds who power drifted like crazy with every character. he's "king of retro" yet shows no real prowess at the Super Mario Kart lol
Good thing I decided not to drink every time Phillip said “cheat”. I’d be dead with how many times he cries wolf while being a hypocrite with save states.
@4:21 Get That Ass Banned. If DSP so negative about Super Mario Kart, why not give Mario Kart 64 a spin? That game would make him really salty. I outright hate Mario Kart 64.
Yes DSP, Bowser and Donkey Kong have the bad handling, but so does Yoshi and Princess Peach. He should've picked Toad or Koopa as they have superb handling.
You can just imagine little 12 year old Phil stomping through the doors of the video game shop snorting and burping his way up to the counter and then slamming it on the counter before protesting "Dood *burp* this game is broken ! It cheats like crazy! *snort* I want my money back"
That would be something. Like the time Phil never got his 1st edition Wolverine figure and crying to his parents saying: "I told you...to BUUUUY...THE FIGURE! Why won't you listen to MEEEEEE!!??"
he picked yoshi and wonders why he loses so much. Yoshi and Peach have Acceleration and low top speeds. Bowser And DK and Mario and Luigi are the best followed by Toad and Troopa. yes the ai does cheat with infinite items and "speed boost" but if you're a powerslide pro you win easily. Game isn't hard when you know how to play it. if you watch the demo it shows how to powerslide. Its obvious he never watched the demo as a kid because he can't powerslide for S##t LMAO
as much as i faced alot of mario kart CPU cheese in my life i will say i get the most triggered in mario kart tour when CPUs use babombs and throw them at you and hit you or throw it behind them and it hits you. nothing triggers you more than once a CPU throws an item and a random babomb comes out of nowhere along with the other CPU tossing theirs.
8:53 The opponents drove from under the Thwomps that were airborne while Phil drives into one that's slamming the floor right there. 20:33 Bowser: You almost got me, but not quite. (Le Paradox said that in Sly 4 Thieves In Time) 22:14 The fuck is he on? The Thwomp is clearly there! 29:31 He threw the banana peel right before jumping from the ramp. 31:44 He doesn't even try to jump over items and he doesn't get the hit detection. 32:41 Nah he drove towards the edge and I knew he would save on a save state at least once since he tends to press up and down randomly when he goes to the menu, very subtle rage 39:05 Clearly he shouldn't have used the mushroom there 42:22 You really don't want to use a mushroom on a sharp turn!
not surprise by save state phill surprise he did not use it to get first place on all the races. and i guess dsp rather have the NPC take all the item boxes instead of random items claims the game cheats but use save states pretty much rules for thee but not for me
does anyone know what happened to the "this is how you don't play mario kart 8" video? I've been trying to find it for quite some time without success T_T
While I agree that Super Mario Kart is definitely unfair, it's not unbeatable by any means. You need to be really good and have a lot of patience to beat and master the game. Especially on 150cc. So yes, while the game does cheat, that's still no reason to constantly bitch about how the game cheats like Phil does. Learn how to overcome it and adapt to it
Agreed. I play Mario Kart 8 DX and it is easier than its original sister incarnation. I was 8 when I beat Mario Kart (SNES). Think like the CPU to beat it...
