this is nothing like Rocket League | Super Soccer 

The eternal struggle of a guy who knows about sports and a guy who knows about video games going head to head in sports video games

when Arin starts singing/humming excitedly, you know he's both having fun and doesn't know what he's doing.

Dan: "It's like an impenetrable wall of Germany... It's like the Luftwaffe!" If only there was some sort of famous historical wall associated with Germany.

Dan singing the Los Cantitos De Argentina was precious. Also the grumps heads uniform change on the margin was a nice touch.

I can't believe Arin didn't gaflurgle his shmagiggles. That shit is soccer 101.

As an Argentine, hearing Danny sing "Argentina, es un sentimiento, no puedo parar" is so subreal

I will never tire of Arin whining "I'm not whining!!!" when Dan tells him to calm down 😂 12:03

as an argentinian, dan saying "golazo" fills me with SO much joy

Dan's extensive knowledge of various sports trivia will never not impress me.

Dan singing "vamos vamos Argentina" made me feel all warm and fuzzy, now I need to see him wearing a 90s world cup Argentina shirt... he'd probably look like Alberto Tarantini lol Hope one day they play International Superstar Soccer Deluxe, so many childhood memories from that one

“You know I had to do it to me!” Never a boring moment with these two and I’m here for it

16:48 I see you, editors. Well played.

I feel like Dan does this “big brother” thing a lot where he’ll switch to a team/character (in these types of games at least) that has less than perfect stats so that Arin can feel better about himself. It’s actually really sweet.

I love "Competitive Sports Game" Arin. It's one of my favorite flavors of Arin, right up there with "Frantic Overthinking Chess Maniac".

Dan has the pity of a saint with how bad Arin is at sports. "Yeah, I beat you last round, so this round I'll play one of the most garbage teams in FIFA."

Dan saying "GOLAZO!" threw me off and filled me quite a strange joy!

The little Grumps in the corner with they’re jerseys is very helpful, editors, thanks!

16:49 I see that the editor was feeling a little cheeky at this moment…lol

"I'M NOT WHINING!!" Oh, Arin. Never change.

I love seeing that every Argentinian in the comment section is full of joy, love seeing my country being not only mentioned but celebrated in some capacity by some of my favourite RU-vidrs~

Dan saying "I love Argentina" made my day

5:19 “I don’t think this is going to-“ “-yield any goals?” That’s how most of my middle school soccer games went.

So. Dan getting frustrated at the game/American team is one of my new favorite things. He's so chill but when we scream hisses "kick it!!!!" You can hear the fact that he knows what they're SUPPOSED to be doing and they just aren't and it's maddening to him. And it's just funny. Love you guys and thanks for making my work days a little brighter (I listen to your videos at work and lordy is it helpful to pas the day)

The little grumps in jerseys is a nice touch!

Being Argentinian and hearing Dan say he loves Argentina is my highlight of the year.

“I’m going to go heavy on your end… that’s the sweeper” Arin: picks the formation with 5 defenders Don’t know what I expected…

Hearing Dan saying "I love Argentina" it's literally the boost i need for the day. Sending love from Argentina!! ❤️🇦🇷

I played so much of this game as a kid. If I remember correctly, you can unlock the Nintendo team, which has maximum stats everywhere and is pretty much unbeatable.

I'm also here to enjoy Dan celebrating my Argentine culture by chanting, making refences to Diego Maradona and struggling against Germany in futbol. One of my fave videos instantly ❤️ 🇦🇷Love to all my fellow Argentinian lovelys 🇦🇷

"Max is in my goofy uterus" was not a song I was prepared for today, but here we are

*Arin kicks the ball directly at Dan's players* "How do you always get there first?!?"

"I play a lot of FIFA" DUDE PLAY FIFA WITH ARIN I can already imagine the madness 😂

I wish I was as excited and knowledgeable about something as Danny is about apparently every single sport there is.

I’m so glad they’re playing random games again!! Reminds me of when they played sheep, that sheep herder soccer game.

Today *is* Football!! Makes me want to rewatch that series, even though I just got done watching it again like a month ago

"Today is football" just makes me want to watch Pantsu Hunter again

Wow, what a real nostalgia blast. My best friend had this and we would play it for hours daily. I haven't thought about it at all in almost 30 years but as soon as I saw the team choice interface I was like OMG THIS GAME. Cool to see GG do an ep of it.

This game looks pretty goofy, but I kind of miss those early 90's midi-Jams.

28:26 "Am I playing the little brother team now?" Oh hey, Big Zam ⚽

I love that they immediately chose Germany vs Argentina lol

Being argentinean it's so neat to see Danny showing appreciation for Argentinas fútbol and just fútbol in general. I love it. Aguante la albiceleste, viejo! 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

I love how Arin kicked the ball out of bounds immediately after Dan threw it if Arin was asserting his dominance over Dan 😂😂 you guys are so funny, keep up the good content!

Arin calling for judge jokingly is what tells me he's now a real Magic: the Gathering player

29:50 Speaking of Own Goals only seconds earlier, and then the goalie walked over the line with the ball there.

Dan is well rehearsed at being able to say “well done, Arin” in the same way that a bigger brother lets his little brother do well to make him happy.

Hearing Dan saying so much "futbol" stuff is so wholesome! That "Golazo!" Was on point, and he even knows los cantitos! Dan is an INTERNATIONAL treasure at this point

OH MY GOD, this game was a big part of my childhood. I freaking love it!

Random games and one-offs are so fun to watch, especially older Nintendo games. More please my Grumps!

16:47 nice stealth edit there

Arin’s reaction to a finding out the length of play of a real football match, priceless!

I love the contrast of Dan always trying his ass off in sport games, while Arin is just singing half the time.

I would really like to see this episode commentated as if it were a real game. “Well, Bill, Argentina is really killing it on offense in this first half, but they can’t seem to break through Germany’s goalie. Do you think they can maintain this pressure in the second half?”

Arin: "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SOCCER!!" Dan: "No, man. It's simple just kick the ball into the goal." 22:32 Dan: "The placement of your players on the field is integral to the nuance of this incredibly in depth game."

10:06 Arin: oh I'm on the top now Dan: yes you are Arin: oh, i don't like that ofc not, he's a power bottom

ExciteBike 64 had an unlockable "Soccer" mode where you played 1 vs 1 soccer with a huge ball on your dirt bikes, it would be awesome to see you guys play!

Screamed goal so loud when Dan finally got one as USA 😂 love you guys, this reminds me of videos from the old days, just playin random old games and dealing with the unsophisticated controls is always hysterical Hope you’re having a good day grumpy boos, and you too lovelies! 💗

You know when the boys start singing random garbage to the tune of the music in the background that there are some good times ahead

these old sports games really do work surprisingly well for game grumps episodes

Argentina is my favourite nation to play in football games even though I'm English. They're usually in the top stat tier and there's just something about them that makes them really cool.

Can’t I believe I’m turning 21 and I started watching when I was like 14. You two have helped me through a lot of tough times and I’m sorry for stealing some of your jokes. (I sometimes gave credit to you two lmao). Me stealing your jokes aside, Aren and Dan I love you guys.

4:23 the way Arin caught that beat impressed me for some reason. I'm easily impressed

It's really fun to see them play older games.

Dude i grew up with this game. i'm so happy Dan & Arin enjoyed themselves :D i kinda wish they'd figured out they could switch the arrow around with L & R or that they could foul/dangerous tackle each other by pressing Y and also had a go of the shootout mode cos it's really fun. but oh well, I'm just glad that they had a good time :) MORE SNES/RETRO STUFF PLEASE

I really hope Dan has to explain offsides to Arin. I've had it explained to me so many times, and I always immediately forget how it works.

Since it’s in the title I would love to remind you guys that we would absolutely love if you played more rocket league.

OMG! I'm from Argentina, and hearing Dan saying that he loves Argentina and singing the "Ole ole ole" song really made me happy!!! :D

Come to the football game. American team gets there: Oh fuck, this is soccer...

10:08 Arin: "Oh, I'm on the top now? Oh, I don't like that." Suzy can confirm this is true 😏

I love it when they play sport games because I love hearing Dan explain everything to Arin and actually know what he's talking about 😂

The fact that Dan's dudes are literally just STANDING in the way of his guy shooting is fucking hilarious

I love that whenever Arin plays a sports video game he adds his own BGM just like Kronk from Emperor's New Groove.

20:20 The world needs ProZD to say these lines in his god-given Goofy voice.

OH MY GOD THE FEELS. THIS GAME.... Argentina is like.... SSSS tier with those stats Thx for making this day already great.

Loving this episode, and added to my favorites. You guys playing retro games and having some genuine fun is far better to me than million than series that you kinda drag yourselves through.

I'm really sad that nobody scored an own-goal to hear the incredible voice work of the man saying "Oh no..." which the depressing animation.

Gosh I love you two.. I wish I was part of your friend group.. Y'all are precious gems to the universe.. You're fucking hilarious!

I love the fact that Aaron called the referee "judge" and Dan either didn't notice or didn't care enough to comment

Considering my country can qualify for the world cup for the first time in nearly 40 years tonight, this is perfect to get me even more excited.

“It’s like an impenetrable wall of Germany!” I feel like there was a missed opportunity to reference the Berlin Wall. 😅

Ah yes, Maradona carrying the 7, like he has always done.

"I''ve played FIFA, it's not that different." Nice burn.

We need the tie breaker next! Also, I would love it if you ever play,.... ehem: "Kunio-kun no Nekketsu Soccer League" (had to look it up, tbh) I'm not big on sport games in general but this one is definitely one of my favorite NES games. This is of the same series known as River City in the west (as in River City Ransom or River City Girls) On a different note, I've mentioned it before in another of your videos but would be great if you could try to play "AI Dungeon" too, I think Danny would love it and Arin could have a lot of fun getting creative with it. I recommend anyone to look both of these up and let the grumps know if you would also like them to play either of them.

I need this. I love simple games like this because I can divide my attention. I can't count this number of times I've just absolutely bit it playing DS3 and ER with one earbud in to catch episodes of Danganronpa and heard things my mind couldn't process, I have literally warn the touch screen integrity of my pixel down by the amount of times I felt I needed to rewind and read stuff with my own eyes. I don't know how you guys can do that daily. I love it. Some of the best moments for improv in grump history but even as a viewer I need to space it out for consumption and cherry pick some of them to preserve at least some integral memory space for proper human function because it is going to take a calamity to supercede those moments now. Yay for pixel soccer.

Arin's right, why do some of those teams (Belgium, Uraguy, USA, Columbia) just have inferior stats across the board? There's no reason to pick them other than favoritism/wanting the challenge

As an Argentinian, and 2 minutes in I can guarantee Arin: Those invented rules that you are making are so specific to US sports, specially with American football, when this is just "kick ball in goal, 1 point if happens" Edit: Also, Dan knowing the crowd chant very accurately makes me really happy

This was such a big part of my childhood, and it made me so happy to see them play this. Weirdly, not even a big football (as that is its proper name 😉 ) fan, it was just something I had and was a great way to waste an afternoon

yep, dan, the Luftwaffe is definitely the most iconic german wall there is

Glad to see the two hottest guys back in the same room together again

So are Arin and Dan just picking games based on their current mood for the day??? UNDERSTANDABLE.

28:59-29:13 Dan desparately pleads "...KIICCKK IIITTT!" lmao poor Dan, that shit is hilarious tho!

Being from Argentina, this episode is INCREDIBLE. Greetings from Buenos Aires!

Arin: "This is nothing like Rocket League" RU-vid: "Looks like Rocket League, alright"

Arin: your fast in the game. Me: then your fast in real life.

This game has such a cool soundtrack! I used to play this game all the time, and there are quite a few "advanced" tricks that are only explained in the manual, like fast shots, jump kicks, and other stuff.

Gotta say, I love the tiny grumps in uniform at either corner of the margins! And as always with these old sports games, the energy is fun and infectious, I give it an 11. _Out of a possible 5_ …!

I don't know why but somehow I have the feeling this would be a hilarious game to play with Jacob Anderson. Bring Jacob back.

Well, we first got "days Arin has gone without beatboxing", can we now get "days Danny has gone without MEOW singing". LOL

Dan singing Argentina's national anthem is the most wholesome thing I've heard today.

More sports/soccer games, please and thank you! These are my favorite episodes.

I just had to comment on the music and it being non-stop. I feel like it made the first five minutes WAY funnier since Arin and Dan are interacting with it XD