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This is what Brexit REALLY means! German political comedy "heute show" (English subtitles) 

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Dear Brits,
this time you really fucked up. Your Brexit is a mess. Just watch these seven minutes and you'll see what will really happen.
Lovely greetings from Germany, xoxo
heute-show
(from German television channel ZDF on October 5, 2018)

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@chigglywiggly
@chigglywiggly 5 лет назад
Please, my German cousins, don't torture me with videos of Theresa May dancing! 😳 😂
@aidanclarke6106
@aidanclarke6106 5 лет назад
Theresa May: "If you don't give me the deal I want, I am going to dance!"
@rippspeck
@rippspeck 5 лет назад
It was eerily reminiscent of that Seinfeld episode. A full body dry-heave set to music. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-HQu_NLRvULM.html
@SchiwiM
@SchiwiM 5 лет назад
You are torturing the world with a dancing May by voting her, dear British friends ;)
@sanSDI
@sanSDI 5 лет назад
I think it's tough. She likes it, she sure knows how bad she is at it and that many laugh about it. But she is herself and maybe has enough humor to laugh about such funny films about herself. PS forgot something. Greets from germany
@chigglywiggly
@chigglywiggly 5 лет назад
@@SchiwiM I can absolve myself of all responsibility - I didn't for for the robot :)
@jeremyreagan9085
@jeremyreagan9085 5 лет назад
Ich liebe es als Amerikaner Heute Show und Herr. Hassknecht ist unbezahlbar! Der Humor der Deutschen ist sehr trocken, aber er ist sehr klug. Liebe zu alle Deutsche und großes Respekt!
@jolieherveaux4400
@jolieherveaux4400 5 лет назад
Habt ihr in USA keine ähnlich Satire Sendung? Und warum ist die Heute Show für dich toll?
@susannsteininger5589
@susannsteininger5589 5 лет назад
Schöne Grüße aus Deutschland.
@jolieherveaux4400
@jolieherveaux4400 5 лет назад
@@susannsteininger5589 Danke 😂
@Packless1
@Packless1 5 лет назад
@@jolieherveaux4400 ...die haben Bill Maher...! ;-)
@jolieherveaux4400
@jolieherveaux4400 5 лет назад
@@Packless1 wer?😄
@Stephen.Bingham
@Stephen.Bingham 5 лет назад
I’m sorry, but the British still are best when it comes to jokes - in 2016 we voted to leave the EU and then in 2017 we voted to make it impossible to leave the EU by removing the Government’s majority in Parliament. Comic genius, you have to admit!
@666Tomato666
@666Tomato666 5 лет назад
unfortunately, schadenfreude is a consolation prize in humour
@frankstein7631
@frankstein7631 5 лет назад
Teresa may be a political genius.
@sugandesenuds6663
@sugandesenuds6663 5 лет назад
this is what the gaming community calls "jebaited"
@visual_chris
@visual_chris 5 лет назад
Yep xD xD you're right
@DLT-po6to
@DLT-po6to 4 года назад
Ok, that is a good one :D
@Der_Coon
@Der_Coon 5 лет назад
Wie Oettinger sagen würde: Sänks for se sappteitels!
@Talaxianer
@Talaxianer 5 лет назад
Der soll besser wieder schwäbische Inkunabeln verhökern gehen.
@episkeptiker
@episkeptiker 5 лет назад
It’s Gernoth Hassknecht
@anyrei
@anyrei 5 лет назад
And he does that on purpose, cuz he plays a choleric person.
@linajurgensen4698
@linajurgensen4698 5 лет назад
Mario not true.
@SamWinchester000
@SamWinchester000 5 лет назад
@Mario His real name is Hans-Joachim Heist. Actually, his role has been a ripp-off from someone at the Daily Show, but he's doing it really great.
@PanglossDr
@PanglossDr 5 лет назад
Ich bin Irisch, ich spreche nicht Deutsch aber, das war fantastiche.
@ottonormalverbraucher7835
@ottonormalverbraucher7835 5 лет назад
Das war fantastisch
@sausagefruit7690
@sausagefruit7690 5 лет назад
More than fantastic.
@travelfan100
@travelfan100 3 года назад
Ich komme aus Irland und sprict ein bischen Deutsch, das war sehr gut 😂😂 🇨🇮🇩🇪🇪🇺
@connorphilipp
@connorphilipp 5 лет назад
"Gute Fahrt, oder auf Englisch: Good fart" Satz des Jahres
@homan2329
@homan2329 5 лет назад
LOL and we say the Germans has no sense of humour .
@lmao1096
@lmao1096 5 лет назад
Wolfgang H was zum teufel
@arthurheidt6373
@arthurheidt6373 5 лет назад
@@lmao1096 ja das war sehr unhöflich
@matthiasliszt8490
@matthiasliszt8490 5 лет назад
well, Germany had a lot of immigration in the last .... well, it never stopped and it is still going on
@mindset-maennchen
@mindset-maennchen 5 лет назад
We Germans have a lot of humor....but i don't know why 🤷‍♂️
@filipstravels5327
@filipstravels5327 5 лет назад
What was funny in the video?
@Teidvat4
@Teidvat4 5 лет назад
I have never watched German tv before but this is so true... I wish more people from Europe see it and especially Great Britain.. lol
@McGirtUK
@McGirtUK 5 лет назад
As a Brit... I agree
@McGirtUK
@McGirtUK 5 лет назад
@Mario I hate to break it to you, but our parliament already confirmed that it was always sovereign. See page 4 www.gov.uk/government/publications/the-united-kingdoms-exit-from-and-new-partnership-with-the-european-union-white-paper/the-united-kingdoms-exit-from-and-new-partnership-with-the-european-union--2 You've proved the comedian right! It was based on lies😂
@bjornsantens9030
@bjornsantens9030 5 лет назад
As a Belgian I agree... we feel exactly the same about this whole sham
@McGirtUK
@McGirtUK 5 лет назад
@Mario UK Parliament ITSELF has said it was always sovereign. It has put it in writing. Yet you call me stupid for stating what UK Parliament has itself confirmed! Do you feel more qualified than Parliament to make this determination? Let's face it, you keep showing why this comedian was right.
@McGirtUK
@McGirtUK 5 лет назад
@Mario let's go one better. What makes you more qualified to override the determination of UK Parliament?
@TeddyBaarson
@TeddyBaarson 5 лет назад
haha ein Engländer spricht english wird auf deutsch übersetzt und dann englisch untertitelt
@PhilSmith94420
@PhilSmith94420 5 лет назад
+Nikki Fenir Habe auch schon erlebt, dass Deutsche in einer englischen Doku Deutsch gesprochen haben und das dann untertitelt oder nachgesprochen wurde und schließlich die Doku wieder nach Deutschland exportiert wurde und dann nochmal alles nachgesprochen wurde.
@thelead_3139
@thelead_3139 5 лет назад
Phil Smith Deshalb sind deutsche Syncs immer so... verwirrt
@TeddyBaarson
@TeddyBaarson 5 лет назад
Leute das ist mir klar ich fand das nur ulkig
@Moordown27
@Moordown27 5 лет назад
Speak English, everybody else does.
@thelead_3139
@thelead_3139 5 лет назад
@hakirimas Ach das was die EU macht ist alles schlecht oder? Bitte informiere dich erst bevor du sowas sagst wie Mafiosi
@bliss9745
@bliss9745 5 лет назад
Great video ..... so funny to watch. By the way, thank you for supporting us here in Ireland. Especially thank you for insisting that there will be no hard border between our people in the North and in the South. Your solidarity is very much appreciated. History shows that if the EU were not standing up for us then Britain would be doing whatever it wants to do with no regard for the Irish people. Love and greetings from Ireland :)
@DLT-po6to
@DLT-po6to 4 года назад
Of course, we all are europeans brothers. What the britains are doing is very sad, we don't want to loose your people, too. Liebe und Grüße aus Deutschland :)
@StrongKickMan
@StrongKickMan 4 года назад
Irish and German are very alike
@hannovonbahrenfeld5986
@hannovonbahrenfeld5986 5 лет назад
Man it's unbelievable how many brexiters get butthurt because of a satire show. But it's very entertaining xD
@Moordown27
@Moordown27 5 лет назад
@Tom Larson Some people like smutty jokes, and lots don't. Some people think this was funny, and lots didn't
@Nazdreg1
@Nazdreg1 4 года назад
@@Moordown27 q.e.d… ;)
@oliverhardy9464
@oliverhardy9464 3 года назад
@Memarthio Not sure where you got that from. We don't care wether English is the international standard language or not. 🤷‍♂️ And yeah, the brexit happened. But that doesn't mean that there is no room for silly jokes anymore: m.ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AxJOXNyihA0.html
@stevegordon5689
@stevegordon5689 4 года назад
You know its bad when the Germans are laughing at you!
@jiros00
@jiros00 5 лет назад
The sock puppet is a win...looks exactly like Boris Johnson.
@sugandesenuds6663
@sugandesenuds6663 5 лет назад
lol
@AdrianColley
@AdrianColley 5 лет назад
And it is exactly as credible and qualified.
@Arka47o92
@Arka47o92 5 лет назад
As a French I found this really funny. Your language is so poetic 😚. Joke apart that was A great job you did. I laughed a lot. ;)
@bjornsantens9030
@bjornsantens9030 5 лет назад
Me too...very funny and super accurate Greetings from Belgium to all our European friends
@Ruhrpottshark
@Ruhrpottshark 5 лет назад
French? Many German say that what actually happens in France is right. You're fighting when something go wrong in your state and not only crying at home like most of the germans.
@lorrdy7640
@lorrdy7640 5 лет назад
@@Ruhrpottshark I only can see white flags there ;)
@MonBilly78
@MonBilly78 5 лет назад
@@ghostdog4330 don't show your rotten teeth when you are laughing.
@brainslayer666
@brainslayer666 5 лет назад
@@ghostdog4330 mmh without the help of russia and america? guess where you would be now
@kwaobenti
@kwaobenti 5 лет назад
I'm British and I forwarded a link to this video to a couple of my British friends over here. They found it hilarious (and seemed surprised how funny it was). They replied saying things like "who knew the Germans had a sense of humour?", or "wow Germans are funny!", or "yes even the Germans are taking the p*ss out of us" (i.e. slang for making fun of us). LOL :)
@Rauli.Raccoon
@Rauli.Raccoon 5 лет назад
The Heute Show is the best satire broadcast on German TV. They also do a lot of clips about Donald Trump and his 'politics'. ZDF should also translate these clips with subtitles and link to the USA ;)
@Moordown27
@Moordown27 5 лет назад
Your not proud of your nation then? You think its funny for the Germans to take the piss out of us.
@marcelmittendorf833
@marcelmittendorf833 5 лет назад
He might not be proud of his nation, but I think it's hilarious you've got no sense of humour.
@kwaobenti
@kwaobenti 5 лет назад
@Moordown27 Yes I am proud of my nation, but I'm certainly not proud of the shambles that is Brexit! And I also have a sense of humour!
5 лет назад
@@Moordown27 come on, mate, own it! You brits taught us this kind of pisstaking. And judging by your nationalist ramblings you love everything British, right? Btw: being this overtly pro Brexit and spending your time commenting on satirical videos? You either have too much time on your hands or are paid by Rupert Murdoch :)
@fionawilliams6276
@fionawilliams6276 5 лет назад
More subtitled episodes are required for fans in Ireland.
@Moordown27
@Moordown27 5 лет назад
Laugh at Britain while you can. He who laughs last, laughs the longest. I think the UK will laugh last. Be nice to us, or we'll stop being nice to you
@MrHoelderlin
@MrHoelderlin 5 лет назад
Hahaha GB won't laugh.
@tehweh8202
@tehweh8202 5 лет назад
"Be nice to us, or we'll stop being nice to you" When has England ever been nice to Ireland?
@melchiorvonsternberg844
@melchiorvonsternberg844 5 лет назад
Let us talk about it in 20 years. In fact, you needed more than a decade, to get in. And now you wanna leave. That means at last much more influence for Germany on the continent. A thing, which the British want to prevent foe many decades.This means not Trafalgar, this means Jutland for you...
@TheLibermania
@TheLibermania 5 лет назад
@@tehweh8202 All the time, i mean they even try to spread there love over Ireland.
@wallybrane
@wallybrane 5 лет назад
Wonderful satire, I wish there was more like this on British TV. I hate Brexit and nearly half of everyone here does too. I wish to remain European.
@sausagefruit7690
@sausagefruit7690 5 лет назад
Thankfully to the oldy's to keep their pound, cup of tea, bacon to the breakfast, umbrellas and so on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@AnnRose142
@AnnRose142 5 лет назад
You could move to Ireland 😂
@byter9819
@byter9819 5 лет назад
Unfortunatly only nearly half of everyone
@jasonarnold7897
@jasonarnold7897 5 лет назад
well fuck off to europe then martin farting and dont come back idiot
@edwinkevin889
@edwinkevin889 5 лет назад
😠👍👍👍👍👏👏
@erlinggaratun6726
@erlinggaratun6726 5 лет назад
Vielen dank! Tusen takk. Thanks a bundle. Please keep supplying your show with English subtitles. I get to both enjoy your show and Deutsch besser zu kennen lernen simultaneously :)
@Masssel
@Masssel 5 лет назад
Are you from Denmark?
@petesahad3028
@petesahad3028 5 лет назад
Besser kennen zu lernen, mein sohn.
@erlinggaratun6726
@erlinggaratun6726 5 лет назад
+ Vorragend: danke schön - my point exactly..
@ThisJasch
@ThisJasch 5 лет назад
I didn't found the comment where we were talking. But I found your comment 😂
@LH_342
@LH_342 5 лет назад
@@Masssel Tusen takk ist norwegisch
@Ba-gb4br
@Ba-gb4br 5 лет назад
Beste Aktion von heute show seit langen das Video nochmal mit untertiteln hochzuladen👍😂
@FrankChickens
@FrankChickens 5 лет назад
I'm English, voted remain and this clip is spot on. It's an absolute shambles and is only going to get a lot worse before it gets any better (which won't be any time soon).
@FrankChickens
@FrankChickens 5 лет назад
It's not the EU's fault. Their position is to discourage any future countries who think of taking this course of action which is understandable. The first person I would blame is David Davies our first EU negotiator who for two years did nothing and now wants to be leader of the Conservatives. Good grief. What's happening now is chaos with the politicians scrambling for position. The outcome of that remains unknown, but it won't be pretty. As for acting responsibly, it's a nice thought but that won't be happening any time soon.
@frze5645
@frze5645 5 лет назад
How can you claim to be ‘English’ when you then admit to having voted against the sovereignty of your own nation. That makes you a traitor to the essence of what being English means. If you vote to be controlled by a foreign political power(the EU) then you have voted to destroy your own constitutional protections - this is lunatic. This is a bit like owning a Rolls Royce and having a chauffeur but then he tells you to get in the boot before you can travel. These days young people have no idea what their constituents is not how it protects their rights - they think they have got rights thanks to the EU - that is the extent of their ignorance and of course that is why many young people voted to remain( in shackles) - because they don’t know what they are voting for or against. If you do not understand the importance of what you had (the British Constitution) you can hardly appreciate what you are destroying. Your the guy who through the Rembrandt on the fire because it was just an old oily canvas. Go and read about your constitution - find out how it has inspired nations around the world to emulate it - America, Canada, Australia, India - how it is immutable - how it defends against tyranny - and YOU voted for its destruction. You should be ashamed of your ignorance - and triple ashamed that you voted to remain in corrupt political regime. Thank god for older and wiser voters who have managed ( only just) to save you sorry ignorant arses.
@FrankChickens
@FrankChickens 5 лет назад
Thanks Nspnspker and all the best to you as well. :)
@FrankChickens
@FrankChickens 5 лет назад
With such a long eloquent post as that, I can't imagine why people would be after another referendum. Maybe you should copy and paste that on the Daily Mail website, it would be popular on there.
@frze5645
@frze5645 5 лет назад
FrankChickens - there are many valid arguments made in defence of BREXIT - I am sure you have read some of them - but have you noticed how remainers tend to focus on abuse and non-comments (like yours) - there is clear evidence here that the leave vote was considered and based of an understanding of the issues in contrast to remainers - who were just voting for the status quo (lack of confidence) - hopefully a lot of remainer are starting to understand just how shallow their position was - unless you have something sesnsible to offer? I am not holding my breath - but feel free to saying something intelligent - if you know what that entails.
@JVerschueren
@JVerschueren 5 лет назад
I wonder if any of the Brexit proponents really understood what being a member of the EU meant. Did they really think Europe would start making exceptions to procedures and regulations just because Britain no longer wants to be part of the European project? Well, here's some news for ya Brits: starting today Vietnam has a better deal with the EU than you guys will have come April next year if you don't learn to compromise.
@kenhutley971
@kenhutley971 5 лет назад
I have difficulty understanding why there is such confusion over this whole issue when it is quite simple. In 1975 the British people were asked if they would agree to join a European Community or Common Market which would basically be a trading and economic agreement with perhaps a national security side benefit - it was still during the time of The Cold War when the Soviet Union was 'our deadly enemy'. However, since then many things have changed apart, from Russia's status in the world. It is quite simple: British citizens agreed to become members of a simple European trading bloc in 1975 and finished up (because of successive deceitful UK politicians signing subsequent agreements without the say-so the British people) into a European Republic/Dictatorship. We, the British public didn't vote in any referendum to become members of a vassal state and being dictated to by undemocratic and unelected (by us) overpaid overlords. Get your facts right and get a real perspective on what happened. We now know the deception that was perpetrated on the UK. In the Brexit Referendum, we voted OUT of this debacle... no deal or strings attached was even muted. Get on with the NO DEAL EXIT.
@Moordown27
@Moordown27 5 лет назад
Ken Hutley Well done sir, well said. Europe will be a much smaller place without us, (the UK). The German MP Henkel says that The UK leaving the EU is the equivalent of 19 lesser EU countrys all leaving the EU at the same time. I'd have thought we commanded more respect than we are getting from Europe. Britain will only take so much messing about, and then the worm will turn
@rammar9915
@rammar9915 5 лет назад
@@kenhutley971 What absolute nonsense. Britain always got it's special treatment by the EU, for example you keeping your own currency instead of using the Euro. But i guess asking you to be cooperative in return for said special treatment was too much for you to handle. So I say goodbye Brits, it was a pain in the ass while it lasted! I will laugh at your decline into political unimportance!
@kenhutley971
@kenhutley971 5 лет назад
Rammar: You can continue guessing as much as you please but it does not alter the facts as I stated them as clearly as I could... which you glibly and blindly choose to ignore. As I stated at the outset... it is so simple. Perhaps you prefer to complicate an issue to give yourself the opportunity to argue with a bunch of non-sequiturs. Good Luck. We were offered ice cream and you served up shit. Thanks, but No Thanks!
@wiedelwuffwuff4329
@wiedelwuffwuff4329 5 лет назад
> it does not alter the facts But your "facts" are not true. > 1975 the British people were asked if they would agree to join a European Community or Common Market They were not asked, whether they would like to *join* , they were asked, whether they would like to *remain* - The UK was already part of the EC at that time. I would also hint you to the Treaty of Rome, which was one of the founding treaties for the European Community - it pretty much starts with a declaration of intention of forming an "ever-closer union".
@artuselias
@artuselias 5 лет назад
Add more videos with Subtitles or activate the Community Contributions, please. I often don't dare sharing German videos because I know only a fraction of people understand it :(
@erlinggaratun6726
@erlinggaratun6726 5 лет назад
Please just share. A lot of people out there are trying to learn your language, and short, concise videos are a great way to learn
@nickkohlmann
@nickkohlmann 5 лет назад
@Nabbel Nah, the language used in commercials differs a lot from how people actually communicate, you may get a wrong image
@coobk
@coobk 5 лет назад
if theres anything i can reccomend learing languages by reading picture books for children
@alzercode
@alzercode 5 лет назад
Artux Do you know a show like this in English? I’m German and I wanna learn English a little bit more🤔
@artuselias
@artuselias 5 лет назад
@@alzercode There are several satirical news shows in the U. S., I personally really like _Full Frontal_ and _The Daily Show_ . Both available on RU-vid :)
@markstuckey6639
@markstuckey6639 5 лет назад
You know it's really bad when the Germans can make an hilarious comedy about it.
@Mahjabiene
@Mahjabiene Год назад
😂
@suedavis3525
@suedavis3525 5 лет назад
As a Brit who voted Remain and has moved to France, I couldn't agree more. Brexit is a complete mess the referendum should never have been held.
@nudgenudgewinkwink3212
@nudgenudgewinkwink3212 5 лет назад
We want to leave the E.U a supranational political union which is not the same as Europe a continent with many different cultures and nations.
@nudgenudgewinkwink3212
@nudgenudgewinkwink3212 5 лет назад
Nothing to do with empires of old as many European countries had at the time, For me its about accountability ,national sovereignty, and not wanting pollical union which in the long term in my opinion will fail, I am sorry I just don't recognise the authority of Barnier, Juncker and Tusk in making decisions that effect my country.
@Sbjweyk
@Sbjweyk 5 лет назад
t s Wong, it’s the future, much like we went from families to tribes, from tribes to to small kingdoms and from those to countries. It’s just the next step for humanity to form continent wide unions, because it prevents wars, just think back a hundred years ago when we were all knee deep in nationalism.
@Kaz0611
@Kaz0611 5 лет назад
Kees De Jong unfortunately many British people are too blinded by their own arrogance and superiority to truly understand what the EU is and how it really works. I am sick of hearing about how we need to take back control.....we never lost it! We were a part of a community, contributing to decisions for the greater good. People seem to forget that we had a seat at the table, that we are just as responsible for the laws produced by the EU as every other member state is. I am English and I identify as European, not British. I am, quite honestly, ashamed to call myself British because of the superiority, pettiness and downright rudeness we have shown towards the EU. This whole thing has truly saddened me. All we keep hearing over here is "Brexit means Brexit" and how 17.4 million people voted to leave. 16.1 million of us voted to remain and we are being ignored. I fear for our future now but I also think that the people who voted leave should learn the consequences of their actions. I think it is lovely that you are proud to be European and I wholeheartedly echo your sentiments.
@nudgenudgewinkwink3212
@nudgenudgewinkwink3212 5 лет назад
No-one I know has ever flown an E.U flag or sworn allegiance to this political union most of the U.K has never really bought into it even after 40 years.
@NooneNadieNiemand
@NooneNadieNiemand 5 лет назад
Im didnt understand what they are saying but i liked it! Greetings from germany ....
@Nina-wt5nw
@Nina-wt5nw 5 лет назад
You could activate the english subtitles then you should be able to understand it.
@NoOne-ol6dw
@NoOne-ol6dw 5 лет назад
@@Nina-wt5nw He is just kidding. He said he is from Germany and the video is in German
@jayhoe8174
@jayhoe8174 5 лет назад
@@Nina-wt5nw r/woooosh
@rf9971
@rf9971 5 лет назад
@@Nina-wt5nw Gott lass Hirn regnen!
@nicoheintel3212
@nicoheintel3212 5 лет назад
Your vrom se Bawaria arrent ju? Caus thei dont underschtand german properly :D
@jacktaylor2327
@jacktaylor2327 5 лет назад
Ich bin Engländer und find dieses Video extrem witzig. Leider ist es aber die Wahrheit 😂😩
@Arcaryon
@Arcaryon 5 лет назад
Good luck friends. Auf wiedersehen.
@mindset-maennchen
@mindset-maennchen 5 лет назад
Someone said, in every joke is truth...
@mindset-maennchen
@mindset-maennchen 5 лет назад
"There is a spark truth in every joke"
@niconesta8566
@niconesta8566 5 лет назад
In Holland we joke that Germans have no humor. This is crazy funny...!
@grafikdrummer
@grafikdrummer 5 лет назад
And in germany we think, that all Netherlender are cute and jolly people. Then I saw Geert Wilders. X-D
@arjanvanraaij8440
@arjanvanraaij8440 11 месяцев назад
@@grafikdrummer .....he is the blacksheep in the flock.
@johnbateman6185
@johnbateman6185 3 года назад
This is so funny. Had to watch it again! (Thanks for the English subtitles).
@whiteraven550
@whiteraven550 5 лет назад
We want all the benefits of the EU but dont want to do anything for them - the Brits
@Noah-dl7kj
@Noah-dl7kj 5 лет назад
Ich bin halb Engländer, wohne in Deutschland und kann nur den Kopf schütteln über die Politik in Großbritannien...
@monobraue2202
@monobraue2202 5 лет назад
Same...
@rockyblacksmith
@rockyblacksmith 5 лет назад
Mein tiefstes Beileid.
@meikes7305
@meikes7305 5 лет назад
Und ich über die in Deutschland! Dann schütteln wir mal beide jeweils heftig weiter.
@burtleboeuf1429
@burtleboeuf1429 5 лет назад
you and the rest of the continent
@AbuHajarAlBugatti
@AbuHajarAlBugatti 5 лет назад
Du schande willst fremdregiert werden wie der Arschküsser der du bist und die verräter die deine Eltern waren. Der apfel fällt nicht weit vom stamm
@MimeHTF5
@MimeHTF5 5 лет назад
Der Jonsen sieht echt wie ein zweiter Trump aus und redet auch so
@lukasgnarfer820
@lukasgnarfer820 5 лет назад
Yep der ist keinen deut intelligenter als Trump nur ein bisschen weniger narzistisch
@lukasabcdefg5606
@lukasabcdefg5606 5 лет назад
Er sieht aus wie das uneheliche Kind von trump und Oliver pocher
@XHitsugaX
@XHitsugaX 5 лет назад
@@lukasabcdefg5606 now thats a name I have not heard in a long time
@Santarpa
@Santarpa 5 лет назад
Das war nur eine Socke und seine Hand
@georgieplayer
@georgieplayer 5 лет назад
I'm embarrassed to be British. I have to live in Germany....
@sausagefruit7690
@sausagefruit7690 5 лет назад
Come here, we receive you in open arms. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@AbuHajarAlBugatti
@AbuHajarAlBugatti 5 лет назад
Fuck off Communist
@leticiafire9385
@leticiafire9385 5 лет назад
Ufff dunno. I dont think thats a great idea. I would recommend to travel to an entire new planet. The earth is full of morons. Just look at the comments under this video. Insults and idiots who are abusing their power of being anonymous.
@hairyasstruman2163
@hairyasstruman2163 5 лет назад
After a year at best you will want to leave again. Don't think because one clip on RU-vid made you laugh that you're gon have fun here. After 30 years of Germany, I'd love to live in a country where jokes are allowed outside the house for a change
@ClaireEmilia
@ClaireEmilia 5 лет назад
Come to us, we like the Brits :)
@marti652004
@marti652004 5 лет назад
Greetings from England. Yes, I can assure you that we have many wankers here. Most of them voted for Brexit. We are indeed fucked. PS I can still laugh at this as indeed we DO still have a sense of humour about this mess. It was pretty much spot on !
@timolson8495
@timolson8495 5 лет назад
Martin Davies i feel sorry for those who like the eu. The others May leave in Peace and Go down
@Moordown27
@Moordown27 5 лет назад
The door is not closed yet. If your quick and apply now, you may be allowed to become a German. They would be glad to have you. And we would be glad to get rid of you.
@quintenjoris7869
@quintenjoris7869 5 лет назад
*You're.
@melchiorvonsternberg844
@melchiorvonsternberg844 5 лет назад
Oh that's sounds great. The saxon sons came back to the fatherland! And you will stay with all the scum you let on the holy british soil, which came from all of the fallen empire. We appreciate that!
@kenhutley971
@kenhutley971 5 лет назад
I have difficulty understanding why there is such confusion over this whole issue when it is quite simple. In 1975 the British people were asked if they would agree to join a European Community or Common Market it was basically as a trading a trading and economic agreement and perhaps a national security side benefit - it was still during the time of The Cold War when the Soviet Union was 'our deadly enemy'. However, since the many things have changed apart from Russia's status in the world. It is quite simple: British citizens agreed to become members of a simple European trading bloc in 1975 and finished up (because of successive deceitful UK politicians signing subsequent agreements without the say-so the British people) into a European Republic/Dictatorship. We, the British public didn't vote in any referendum to become members of a vassal state and being dictated to by undemocratic and unelected overpaid overlords. Get your facts right and get a real perspective on what happened. We now know the deception that was perpetrated on the UK. In the Brexit Referendum, we voted OUT of this debacle... no deal or strings attached was even muted. Get on with the NO DEAL EXIT.
@unwichtig5647
@unwichtig5647 5 лет назад
Es ist das eingetreten was vorher ALLE gesagt haben. Aber nein, trotzdem musste man ja unbedingt bei dem Referendum für den EU Austritt stimmen, weil irgendwas mit Migranten und Gurken und so.... Ich hoffe das wars dann wenigstens Wert, dass es keine Masseneinwanderung von Gurken und keine EU Bestimmungen zur Krümmung von Migranten in GB mehr gibt. #keineAhnungvonderEU
@jonashein9473
@jonashein9473 5 лет назад
Dein Kommentar😆
@lube6966
@lube6966 5 лет назад
Ich glaube es gibt da mehr Gründe als nur Gurken und Migranten... Die EU ist eine von Lobbyisten gelenkte Bürokratie, für die das Parlament nur noch eine fast schon nicht existente Hürde ist, um irgendwelche verpflichtenden (!) Richtlinien für die EU-Staaten durchzudrücken. Wer die EU als System gründlich recherchiert hat, sollte das eigentlich wissen. Schlimmer gemacht wird es auch noch, weil die Parlamentarier meistens nicht mal eine Ahnung haben, wozu sie da eigentlich zustimmen, wie es sich ja letztens bei den Artikel 11 und 13 Abstimmungen mal wieder gezeigt hat. Des weiteren macht diese gesamte Umzugsparade von Brüssel nach Straßburg die EU deutlich Umwelt- und Steuerzahlerunfreundlich, als sie sein müsste. Natürlich sind der Binnenmarkt, vereinheitlichter Verbraucherschutz, eine einheitliche Währung (obwohl ich davon weniger Ahnung habe) und andere EU-Projekte gute Sachen, aber manche Leute legen eben mehr Wert auf politische Selbstbestimmung und eine Welt in der ihre Leben nicht von Eurokraten und Lobbyisten beeinflusst und bestimmt wird, als auf diese Vorzüge. Ich selber habe zum Beispiel nichts gegen die meisten dieser Sachen und befürworte die Idee eines europäischen Staatenbündnisses grundsätzlich, aber nicht in Form der EU. Wenn man nicht mal in der Lage ist eine ausreichende Menge der Gründe zu erkennen, warum Leute raus wollen könnten und das Ganze daher auf Unwissen, Kleinlichkeit und Angstverhalten in der Hälfte der britischen Bevölkerung schieben muss, ist man selbst vielleicht wirklich derjenige, der #keineAhnungVonDerEU hat...
@unwichtig5647
@unwichtig5647 5 лет назад
@@lube6966 Lobbyisten gibt es überall und sind nicht zwangsläufig einflussreich oder schlecht. Das alleine ist daher ein ziemlich dürftiges Argument. Bro, du hast dir den falschen rausgesucht. Ich denke nach 3 Universitätsabschlüssen in European Studies sollte man ausreichend Kenntnisse über die EU haben... 😉
@lube6966
@lube6966 5 лет назад
@@unwichtig5647 interessant, dass hier eher auf den Lobbyisten-Teil meines Kommentars eingegangen wird, als auf den, wo gesagt wird, dass das Parlament, welches wir alle paar Jahre demokratisch wählen, kaum Kontrolle über den Prozess, der die Richtlinien für sämtliche europäische Nationalstaaten einführt, hat, was die EU im Grunde undemokratisch macht... Des weiteren: Nein, Lobbyisten müssen nicht schlecht sein, aber wenn Wirtschaftslobbyisten deutlich mehr Macht haben als die Repräsentanten der Bürger, könnte man das eventuell als dystopisch bezeichnen...
@Shuizid
@Shuizid 5 лет назад
Es gibt berechtigte Kritik am Wirken der EU - aber es ist einfach eine Lüge, zu glauben darum würde es den Briten gehen. Dort geht es ganz klar Rassismus, Fremdenfeindlichkeit und das uralte "die da oben"-Denken. Lobbyisten? Schert doch niemanden wirklich. Das ist so ein Schlagwort, aber wie man schon bei Trump sieht - der kann gleichzeitig gegen Reiche hetzen UND Reiche anpreisen (und mit Steuersenkungen beschenken). Wer hier glaubt ernsthafte Kritik an "Lobbyismus" zu sehen, der guckt nur mit einem Auga hin. PolitikerInnen wissen nicht genau, worüber sie abstimmen? Das ist normal. Wir reden hier von hunderten Gesetzesentwürfen - umfangreichere Projekte enthalten da auch gerne mal einige hundert Seiten. Und die wurden Monatelang von ausgewählten ExpertInnen bearbeitet. Erstmal Zeit haben, das alles zu lesen und dann kann man da sowieso nichts dran ändern. Wer schonmal in der Schule eine Gruppenarbeit gemacht hat, weiß: Bereits mit 4 Leuten, ein einfaches Plakat (mit Bildern) zu entwerfen kann ein paar Stunden dauern. Und jetzt mit hunderten Parlamentarieren einen dutzende Seiten umfangreichen, juristisch ausgefeilten Gesetzestext entwerfen? Das ist unmöglich. Deswegen gibt es Ausschüsse, in denen das geschieht. In die Ausschüsse gibt man die Verantwortung ab und weil man die Verantwortung abgibt, stimmt man danach häufig einfach auf Parteilinie. Das ist so vom Familienfest, über den kleinen Verein bishin zur Weltpolitik. Und da die Briten mit Fehlinformationen und Lügen für den Brexit gestimmt haben, ist es regelrecht lächerlich, sich über PolitikerInnen zu meckern, die mit mangelndem Hintergrundwissen an Abstimmungen teilnehmen.
@JimGardner
@JimGardner 5 лет назад
Now look here, Fritz. We may have completely shot ourselves in the foot this time. But, have no fear, we will learn absolutely nothing from this, and will continue to demand a bespoke deal with the EU - exactly like the one we already have - until we're either blue in the face, or Nigel Farage no longer has to suffer the indignity of sitting next to brown people on the train - whichever comes first. Do NOT underestimate our capacity to utterly humiliate ourselves on the world stage over this futile and small minded gesture. When it comes to petty, meaningless shite, we have a long and stupid history of doing the exact opposite of what normal people would do. You Germans think you find it hard to shake off that whole Hitler thing? That's nothing! Over here it's illegal to own a television, without paying for a BBC licence - even though the nightly BBC news bulletin regularly promotes actual fascists, at the same time as censoring the leaders of the largest working class party in Europe, because - and I'm not making this up - someone on Facebook who pretends to support the Labour Party once used the words "Jew" and "Israel" in the same sentence as "Palestine" and the phrase "Two State Solution". THE HORROR! No, but, seriously - send help. This place is going to shit. I'm not even kidding. The lunatics have taken over the asylum. Yours sincerely, literally 48% of the UK population. P.S., we're really sorry about all of this. Would any of you chaps like a cup of tea, until things settle down a bit? P.P.S., Sebastian Vettel can get tae fuck. Toodle pip!
@sausagefruit7690
@sausagefruit7690 5 лет назад
Very honestly spoken and that on a funny way, poorly the truth. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) The responsiblity goes most likely to the old people their, right? To keep their pound, cup of tea, the bacon to the breakfast and so on.
@docfurious2408
@docfurious2408 5 лет назад
Well done Old Man
@BiWesCrew
@BiWesCrew 5 лет назад
it is good the the good spirit is still alive at least among a decent proportion of the folk. If it becomes an unbearable burden feel free to move over...
@TarDeisa
@TarDeisa 5 лет назад
If you do the math it was just 17% of the total population of the UK who voted leave... Which makes this whole situation even more absurd.
@sophienugre4161
@sophienugre4161 5 лет назад
I applaud your prowess with words!
@tat3179
@tat3179 5 лет назад
German humour is....precise
@boahkeinbockmehr
@boahkeinbockmehr 5 лет назад
Nah we suck at jokes, but we are fluent in sarcasm and love satire
@Tridhos
@Tridhos 5 лет назад
Sadly you are quite right only this morning on RU-vid I replied to one lunatic who claimed that we the UK were escaping from economic slavery. Most of our worker protection comes from Europe and as an individual when my job transferred from the government to the private sector it was that European legislation that preserved my terms and conditions. However thanks for the video I am using it to learn German.
@marcianusvalerius1992
@marcianusvalerius1992 5 лет назад
"OH NO! Only the EU can provide "worker protection" and all the other good things in life!"
@Tridhos
@Tridhos 5 лет назад
@@marcianusvalerius1992 You obviously have a short memory, Major was only able to get the Maastricht treaty through the HoC by getting an exemption from the social provisions of that treaty. Sadly our own government opposed giving workers decent terms and conditions compared to their EU counterparts. However the good news is that now we are withdrawing from the EU, you will have Rees Mogg to make sure that the workings are not exploited that is if he finds time from voting for tax havens and cuts in the NHS.
@Moordown27
@Moordown27 5 лет назад
@Tridhos. Dear Tridhos As a member of the EU. all of our protection laws HAD to come from Europe. But you must be a bit slow if you think the UK can't make good laws, even better laws, after we leave the EU. Learning German is a good idea for you, it will make your moving to Germany less painful.
@southamptonfan3460
@southamptonfan3460 2 года назад
@@Moordown27 he won’t regret it either . England compared to Germany is like Zimbabwe compared to Germany . At this point .massive difference
@mizukigirl7569
@mizukigirl7569 5 лет назад
I'm sorry, but how many people can't get that it is satire? They make fun of everything and everybody, it is their job.. They also generalise the German population an make fun of their decisions and politicians in other episodes! And we don't get butt hurt like many are in the comments... And something else how can you accuse them of generalising and then go on and call Germans basically nazi? Aren't you just doing the same thing?
@TheLibermania
@TheLibermania 5 лет назад
Stichwort AFD?
@Jarnauga
@Jarnauga 5 лет назад
I think most people get that, since the British have these kind of shows as well, just in a different format, and more of them.
@sausagefruit7690
@sausagefruit7690 5 лет назад
That satire I know is, that truth and other embarassing moments gets brought over in a funny way.
@mizukigirl7569
@mizukigirl7569 5 лет назад
@@sausagefruit7690 well tell me, what was untrue?
@michaelhopkins6610
@michaelhopkins6610 5 лет назад
@@TheLibermania Wenn ich den Erzählungen hier folge, sind die Deutschen KEINE Nazis bis nicht mindestens 50,01 % der Deutschen die AfD wählt. Im übrigen ist die AfD nicht mal wirklich eine Nazi Partei sondern lediglich da wo die Union vor 15 Jahren (Und davor) stand, also mitte-rechts. Eine richtige Nazi Partei wäre die NPD. Lustig ist in dem Zusammenhang auch die Kommunikation über die echten Nazis. Bei der letzten Wahl, bevor der Mann mit dem lustigen Bärtchen an die Macht kam, hatte die NSDAP nur 33,1 %.... trotzdem waren nach dem 2.WK alle Deutschen auch Nazis. Aber rein rechnerisch war es ja die Minderheit, worauf die Brexit-Freunde ja sehr pochen.
@user-hm8wf2jf1h
@user-hm8wf2jf1h 5 лет назад
Guinness is an Irish drink, lads, not British /UK. OTHERWISE, brilliant laugh 😂😂😂😂 Greetings from Ireland 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
@sausagefruit7690
@sausagefruit7690 5 лет назад
I think it makes no difference what for "famous" vinegar and dines you have, but what I like is the roasted bacon for breakfast to be honest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@nicktecky55
@nicktecky55 5 лет назад
I don't think that was Guinness, would any Dublin barman serve a pint like that? That was dark lager. (I'd like to say it's an abomination or something, but actually it's not bad)
@sugandesenuds6663
@sugandesenuds6663 5 лет назад
but what is going to happen with north ireland and republic of ireland? the IRA? this could be very dangerous man!
@Macorian
@Macorian 4 года назад
Yeah, the beer bit was a bit off... and not true, I feel. Love German beer but Ireland and Britain have great beer too! (I know, I lived there for years).
@justicartiberius8782
@justicartiberius8782 3 года назад
Well, as a german i think Guiness is delicious. So it can't be guiness!
@brahms63
@brahms63 5 лет назад
As a french this was really funny 😆 !!! The Brits have been completely lied to by crooks
@olivierdk2
@olivierdk2 11 месяцев назад
Brexshiters arrogance almost make us look like modest people.
@davidyoung5830
@davidyoung5830 9 месяцев назад
Boris the sock puppet!
@psychachu
@psychachu 5 лет назад
Hah! Do more of these, they're brilliant! We can get used to vinegar sandwiches. 😜
@cikkboycikkboy348
@cikkboycikkboy348 5 лет назад
What a dope track, really enjoyed it! greetings from germany
@Moordown27
@Moordown27 5 лет назад
If you thought that video was funny. Then its true, Germans dont have a sense of humour.
@melchiorvonsternberg844
@melchiorvonsternberg844 5 лет назад
And another good one! You are outsmarting yourself today!
@rollosinternet1853
@rollosinternet1853 5 лет назад
Absolutely brilliant! I'll watch other videos from this channel. They are a laugh, even though I really want to cry at our own stupidity. Danke.
@markshirley01
@markshirley01 5 лет назад
Spot on - 48% of us wanted to stay the other half are just idiots. This video just about sums it up. 😁😁😁😁😁😁
@markshirley01
@markshirley01 5 лет назад
@@Azureecosse yeah sorry I referred to the 52% as the other half my mistake I should have said the 52% - let's hope the 52% got it right guys. We'll soon be a country of world beating exporters soon. 😁
@jiros00
@jiros00 5 лет назад
@Fitzroi Yeah. And you just failed your English exam. Half can be approximate.
@jiros00
@jiros00 5 лет назад
@Fitzroi I'll remind you to buy an English dictionary.
@markshirley01
@markshirley01 5 лет назад
@Fitzroi no it's not - we left - we can try and pick and choose all we like. Making threats at the beginning and talking about punishment beatings didn't help - I couldn't give a shit about Brexit don't expect me to. Your just a bunch of Nationalists - not long till your disaster happens.
@markshirley01
@markshirley01 5 лет назад
@Fitzroi it's just rubbish - and we'll soon find that out.
@cosimar1770
@cosimar1770 5 лет назад
1:40 und du mich an Trump?!
@Nicolas-we1ji
@Nicolas-we1ji 5 лет назад
😂 Hast Recht. Wieso fällt mir das jetzt erst auf ?
@kfelagund3605
@kfelagund3605 5 лет назад
Nun denn, haette ich Humor, koennte ich mit diesem Timing ein Top-Kommentar werden. Mist!
@M-Mir
@M-Mir 5 лет назад
Nun denn, haetten die Viewer Humor/Verstand, würde sowas selbst mit diesem Timing kein Top-Kommentar werden. Mist!
@jesaja0283
@jesaja0283 5 лет назад
Englische Untertitel, englische Tastatur passt doch! (Ä ö ü)
@lucabusch6093
@lucabusch6093 5 лет назад
Das Gefühl kenne ich..
@MysteryR23
@MysteryR23 5 лет назад
@RowenaRavenclaw Die muss man einschalten.
@MysteryR23
@MysteryR23 5 лет назад
@RowenaRavenclaw1. Nein, nicht immer bei jedem. 2. Muss man zwischen automatisch erzeugten Untertiteln und zur Verfügung gestellten Untertiteln unterscheiden. Auch hierzu gibt es automatisch erzeugte deutsche Untertitel. Und nicht bei jedem deutschen Video kannst du englische Untertitel einstellen.
@rogerbond2244
@rogerbond2244 5 лет назад
Danke, Deutschland, jetzt kann ich dein Video für meine zweifelnden britischen Freunde spielen ...
@esoteric_chaos
@esoteric_chaos 5 лет назад
The tragic thing is 48% of us voted to remain. And if the referendum was re-run tomorrow, the polls suggest 55% remain. Complete disaster.
@BlauerBooo
@BlauerBooo 5 лет назад
Yeah, that's why peoples' votes on political issues are to be seen critical: there is usually something around a 50:50 divide... the losing side is completely excluded. Well, but British people know this from their majority vote system, for instance. I am not in favour of it - but it also does have advantages like (usually) clear majorities in parliament and understandable political alternatives, a government and a government in spe, ready to take over with a different agenda. So far, so theoretical. Nevertheless a referendum only works for smaller issues, for simple questions, otherwise it is simplifying politics too much. And the whole Brexit campaign - and counter campaign - was nonsense. Brexit means leave. Yes - and how, what, when and at which costs? They didn't bother. Thats irresponsible from the very beginning. And it is so weird to see, from the outside, how irresponsible they continue to speak about this is a superficial way, using empty phrases. Well, guys, that time to do so is over by far... But what I generally mean, is: public votes on single policies are not always a good idea in the name of democracy... Besides: let me express my sympathy with those who voted to remain - and let me tell you I feel sorry for you! Brexit will come in one or the other way, obviously in the harshest way possible. But I hope all those in favour of this will know better some day - majorities can change. A huge mess seems to be inevitable, but there is always a way out (or: back). Don't give up ;)
@Nyctophora
@Nyctophora 5 лет назад
I agree - my only small point is that we're Scottish, Welsh and Irish too not just Englanders :) (For now at least :( ) I wish they'd listen to Auntie Angela!
@mausilugner6637
@mausilugner6637 5 лет назад
no offense, Germans use common terms for Countrys ... England=UK, Holland=Netherlands etc.
@michalniebyl3404
@michalniebyl3404 5 лет назад
Scots and Northern Ireland voted remain. So it makes sense to say "Engländer". No offence, Cymru.
@bjornsantens9030
@bjornsantens9030 5 лет назад
Well we appreciate the Scots and the Irish...They didn't vote for this
@philipkeane2217
@philipkeane2217 4 года назад
Very funny germany done it perfectly lots of love Ireland
@melanieday3375
@melanieday3375 5 лет назад
This show makes me laugh out loud. Spot on with Brexit too.
@marvinfuchs1389
@marvinfuchs1389 5 лет назад
1:50 der Moment... Wenn jemand Englisch spricht, eine deutsche Stimme es übersetzt und der Untertitel wieder Englisch ist... ja... das is Deutschland
@silosh3460
@silosh3460 5 лет назад
Ja wahrscheinlich ändern die die Sendung im Nachhinein nur für RU-vid
@TheLibermania
@TheLibermania 5 лет назад
Man kann es auch übertreiben. Außerdem haben sie doch seinen Text richtig transkribiert.
@6666Imperator
@6666Imperator 5 лет назад
nein das ist RU-vid
@danielmcbriel1192
@danielmcbriel1192 5 лет назад
Dann schauen sie sich mal eine BBC oder Discovery Channel Doku auf ZDFinfo an, wenn deutsche Wissenschaftler interviewt werden. Die werden ins Englische übersetzt, um dann für uns wieder ins Deutsche übersetzt zu werden.
@asgart16
@asgart16 5 лет назад
Der Moment, wenn ein random Internet-Trottel nicht kapiert, dass Untertitel nötig sind, da die deutsche Übersetzung lauter ist und die englischen Stimmen nicht mehr verständlich hörbar sind... Ja... das is Marvin Fuchs
@guillaumegorce7772
@guillaumegorce7772 5 лет назад
This is absolute genius !!!! (I understood thanks to the English translation) :)
@zarkovian
@zarkovian 5 лет назад
Very funny, but please spare a thought for the (now majority) of Brits who are stuck with these lunatics like Johnson.
@Vinzmannn
@Vinzmannn 5 лет назад
Now majority because all the ones who voted out died already?
@stevel.3903
@stevel.3903 5 лет назад
It's satire and has a sting to it. But you are right, many germans are sad for those brits who didn't want the brexit. But a hard brexit is needed for showing the rest of the union, that there will be no advances to leaving the EU. Still sad for the people who suffer from it :/
@davidquin75
@davidquin75 5 лет назад
Sympathies from Ireland... must be awful to see your country being hijacked by such nutters.
@gbspikyfish
@gbspikyfish 5 лет назад
@@Moordown27 "We Brits" think Johnson is a complete and utter bell end; who supported Leave purely because of his personal desire to get the leadership of the Tory party. It might also strengthen your "we Brits" argument if you could actually use the language correctly; e.g. "your" vs "you're".
@gbspikyfish
@gbspikyfish 5 лет назад
@@Moordown27 if you think May made Johnson the foreign secretary because she thought he was clever, well... maybe first start with understanding the difference between "your" and "you're", and work your way up from there.
@PhysiOSQuantum
@PhysiOSQuantum 4 года назад
Awesome comedy, better than english comedy. Thanks for the subtitles :D
@skfarouk
@skfarouk 5 лет назад
Appreciate the subtitles finally on this.
@edism
@edism 5 лет назад
Excellent, I will share this!
@niallmartin9063
@niallmartin9063 5 лет назад
Boris Johnson beschreibt seine Unterhosen. Solche Bilder kriege ich nie weg. 🙈
@leightoncooke
@leightoncooke 5 лет назад
Köstlich! Thanks for the subtitles.
@colingilbey9799
@colingilbey9799 5 лет назад
Ich freue sehr mich über diese sendungen. Sie haben die ganze Sache so genau präsentierte.
@gavrielpapas773
@gavrielpapas773 5 лет назад
Yes, keep the English subtitles also on your upcoming videos, please!
@colincampbell2978
@colincampbell2978 5 лет назад
Came here so I can learn German. Ich komme heir zu learne deutsche.... lol
@retro2405
@retro2405 5 лет назад
*Ich kam hierher, um Deutsch zu lernen.
@madisampi2770
@madisampi2770 4 года назад
@@retro2405 ich komme hier her ,oder ich bin hier her gekommen
@EmmaAppleBerry
@EmmaAppleBerry 5 лет назад
I love this! Subscribed! I hope you have all your videos english subbed or at least the new ones 😊😊😊
@robkemp598
@robkemp598 5 лет назад
Hello from the UK, you're hilarious keep it up
@mikejandrews
@mikejandrews 5 лет назад
This is comedy gold.
@spiritualanarchist8162
@spiritualanarchist8162 5 лет назад
The world has truly changed during my lifetime. Germany has become a progressive nation..And maybe even more surprising is that they now have a sharp sense of humor. 'Sehr gut '.
@sausagefruit7690
@sausagefruit7690 5 лет назад
We had this sense of humor since years, just some people don't share this humor but as we all know it's a cliché.
@spiritualanarchist8162
@spiritualanarchist8162 5 лет назад
I was joking, don't take it too seriously :))
@AbuHajarAlBugatti
@AbuHajarAlBugatti 5 лет назад
Regressive you mean, degrading back into the Karolingian or even worse the Roman Empire. Anything the germans developed and fought for, the high civilizational Level they developed into crushed by Freemasons and Zionists in two world wars, only left over a fatherless nation griped for generations of statefunded socialist brainwashing. Anything 20 million germans fought and have died to stop has came true
@jba.9385
@jba.9385 4 года назад
@@AbuHajarAlBugatti and wich mental asylum have you escaped?
@PanglossDr
@PanglossDr 5 лет назад
There is only one English word I know which describes how I feel about the UK right now: Schadenfreude
@sausagefruit7690
@sausagefruit7690 5 лет назад
Damn right my Freund. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)//
@bjornsantens9030
@bjornsantens9030 5 лет назад
I thought of turkeys voting for Christmas but yours is better
@MrThirstyshark
@MrThirstyshark 5 лет назад
Very good, i have been trying to tell fellow Brit's that the world is laughing at us for some time....
@honeybeebadger
@honeybeebadger 5 лет назад
not really
@r00kie36
@r00kie36 5 лет назад
HeuteShow is life xD
@1stPCFerret
@1stPCFerret 5 лет назад
I'm beginning to appreciate the "heute show."
@117Chiefy
@117Chiefy 5 лет назад
as a brit who has to put up with this shit... that was funny. depressing and funny
@republicofsandles
@republicofsandles 5 лет назад
The English response: "No. I want Britain to be about British... [ something unintelligible about the war ]... and stopping the Muslamic rayguns."
@bytesabre
@bytesabre 10 месяцев назад
It’s more important than ever to have comedy like this that speaks truth to power, and I wish those who voted for it could have seen this, but even now they still won’t listen, and think the country is failing is because it’s the EU’s fault somehow and not the result of their own hubris
@jifeak
@jifeak 5 лет назад
I am British and I love this video!
@michaelrussell3890
@michaelrussell3890 5 лет назад
I'd just like to say that not everyone over here was dumb enough to vote for Brexit, and we definitely didn't all vote for Twinkletoes Theresa
@patrickr9417
@patrickr9417 5 лет назад
Are you saying the people of Greenland were dumb enough leaving the EC in 1985? They're doing just fine, so will Britain.
@TheIamIrving
@TheIamIrving 5 лет назад
@@patrickr9417 hahahaha Britain could do a trade deal with Greenland. They could sell you their spare polar bears and seals!
@anirudhsharma2877
@anirudhsharma2877 5 лет назад
Na das könnt Ihr uns fragen, wie als Inder haben grundsätzlich das erste Brexit aller Zeiten erlebt und glaub mir, wir waren nie so glücklicher. Hahah!
@Wawelman
@Wawelman 5 лет назад
One thing: How come that people who do not speak a word German feel in the position to judge the "German sense of humour"? 🤔
@Kai555100
@Kai555100 5 лет назад
@@Marcus.Halberstram yes and then we will see what china will do with the us economy
@PhyllisGlassup2TheBrim
@PhyllisGlassup2TheBrim 5 лет назад
nicht alle Engländer haben für Brexit abgestimmt :'( genau wie night alle Deutchen Nazis waren.
@whattheflyingfuck...
@whattheflyingfuck... 5 лет назад
die welche nicht nazis waren haben die die es waren aber nicht abgeknallt ... mitschuldig ... wird es nicht mehr geben ;o)
@asddasa952
@asddasa952 5 лет назад
@@whattheflyingfuck... unnötigste Kommentar ever. Damit hast du nur gezeigt das du nicht besser bist. Gratulation
@chr13
@chr13 2 года назад
Nach der Szene mit der Sockenpuppe hätte er sagen sollen: „Boris Johnson, meine Damen und Herren!“
@rafindrasetiawan1915
@rafindrasetiawan1915 5 лет назад
And here I thought Germans don't have a sense of humor 😂😂
@ichiryu9477
@ichiryu9477 5 лет назад
.. Good fart .. 😂
@Higginz1991
@Higginz1991 4 года назад
"...zu faul zum selber wichsen!" - Ich kann nicht atmen! XD
@stuartgibson9749
@stuartgibson9749 5 лет назад
Thanks for the "English" Subtitles
@snickdave9030
@snickdave9030 5 лет назад
Haha so geil hab gleich abonniert😂🙀
@withoutwroeirs
@withoutwroeirs 5 лет назад
Spot on!
@Wawelman
@Wawelman 5 лет назад
4:38 sums it up pretty well 👍🏾
@LindaMChristie
@LindaMChristie 5 лет назад
Oh dear, how embarrassing. Please note that only 37% of the electorate voted leave and the majority want to stay. It was an illegally manipulated vote paid for with Russian money. Over 700,000 of us marched peacefully through London on the 20th October for a People's Vote to stop this disaster.
@davids5126
@davids5126 5 лет назад
Sure, blame Russia for your own stupidity. Boris Johnson is undoubtedly a Russian agent.
@minchen_2265
@minchen_2265 5 лет назад
“Foundations of Geopolitics”?! 🙈😂 "encourage Britain to leave the European Union" - check 👍
@nosarcasm1
@nosarcasm1 5 лет назад
Also lieber Hr. "Nu is er platt". Wenn man eine Unterhose falsch herum anzieht, ist sie vorn zu eng und hinten zu weit...
@whattheflyingfuck...
@whattheflyingfuck... 5 лет назад
nicht bei ihm ... null eier und flacharsch
@nosarcasm1
@nosarcasm1 5 лет назад
@@whattheflyingfuck... 😂
@Wawelman
@Wawelman 5 лет назад
🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
@GreenStorm01
@GreenStorm01 5 лет назад
Ich möchte am Rande feststellen, dass die roten Doppeldeckerbusse in London von der Deutschen Bahn AG betrieben werden.
@hannovonbahrenfeld5986
@hannovonbahrenfeld5986 5 лет назад
Stimmt. Dabei sollte die DB mal lieber schauen, dass sie den Laden daheim mal richtig zum laufen bekommt.
@subtotalaljar3620
@subtotalaljar3620 5 лет назад
Hello German friends. Glad to know Americans aren’t the only ones making fun of May and Johnson.
@RufusE
@RufusE 5 лет назад
Evrybody makes Fun about GB xD
@trainstracks2221
@trainstracks2221 7 месяцев назад
"Dieses widerliche Bier, das man mit Messer und Gabel trinken muss." Ich hau mich weg! 🤣🤣
@setzklus1151
@setzklus1151 5 лет назад
I hope the English subtitles will continue further
@NaughtyNimitz
@NaughtyNimitz 5 лет назад
You can say what you want about ‘smothering EU control’: the fact remains that EU law and rules actually protect us from a whole range of problems that the Brittish will now encounter. Mark my words when they will see their market flooded with , for example, subpar medication, genetically engineered food (which will vendor-lock their farmers), dangerous toys, brand-knockoffs etc...
@MrThirstyshark
@MrThirstyshark 5 лет назад
British just realising they will no longer be retiring to Spain lol..
@konraddrexler3659
@konraddrexler3659 5 лет назад
Why isnt there a see translation option in the comment section, i would love to see what you guys think:(
@projectpitchfork860
@projectpitchfork860 4 года назад
You can translate comments. At least on the smartphone.
@simonsanchez5382
@simonsanchez5382 3 года назад
Ein Jahr her und immer noch aktuell XD Wobei ich Boris johnsen doch eher Bojo nennen würde XD
@grokur9714
@grokur9714 5 лет назад
Yeah you can Dance you can Dance....
@Moordown27
@Moordown27 5 лет назад
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit
@melchiorvonsternberg844
@melchiorvonsternberg844 5 лет назад
But it's still a wit...
@xemirov9298
@xemirov9298 5 лет назад
Why cant we all just be friends ....
@BlauerBooo
@BlauerBooo 5 лет назад
Aren't we? For continentals, especially Germans, the EU has always been an idealistic, emotional thing as well. Something the British - and now also the Eastern Europeans - never understood, seeing it merely as a way to follow their interests.
@projectpitchfork860
@projectpitchfork860 4 года назад
@@BlauerBooo No it wasn't.
@ImranKhan1976
@ImranKhan1976 5 лет назад
This was funny - the only thing though that needs improvement is one part of the subtitles. The best translation for "Englander" in English is "Englander" not Englishman/Woman. A bit like how one would say Londoner to refer to someone from London.
@Dogboy73
@Dogboy73 5 лет назад
The German’s take on all this is infinitely more sane than our own.
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