This is what happens in... Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones. [FE8 Plot Review] 

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Ephraim the Castle Destroyer.

Witch paralogue

Sidar Erdem oh true, well, i think thats only available on sacred stones :v

Wasn't Garon Dead in Fates? Meaning that some women must have fucked a dead body?

Sidar Erdem Doesn't mean dead Garon couldn't have made love with more women. Garon was a womanizer and had many kids to the point of their mother's having the kids kill each other.

Where's the sexism in Fates?

+Bitter By Empathy "muh facepetting!" (despite the player being able to pet men as well), fanservicey outfits (again, despite men also getting fanservicey outfits, see Odin and Kaden), swimsuits (ditto the previous two points), Garon's harem of a hundred, the fact that Camilla has *gasp* BOOBS! Who knows? Anything and everything can be sexism if you shove your head up your own ass hard enough.

you taste like a computer screen nty

+Ghast Ation Fates: Conquest next?

+Ghast Ation If im not mistaken literally every fe game after gaiden has something from it

yep it was a also deep game

+Ghast Ation I genuinely enjoyed the game, but I can't seem to bring myself to play it these days because I think I played it to death back in the day.

+shadowofchaos725 thanks!!

Just my luck.... Dorkfest continues.

shadowofchaos725 .

+aquaslash Determination. Enough said.

+SilverHairedFreak25 Powerful Foe and the Prince's Despair is where it's at.

+aquaslash Don't you forget Comrades for best recruitment theme, which got a epic remix in Smash Bros. Wii U. Fly in the Breeze was such a good ending song and then it shows Lyon meeting Eirika and Ephraim for the first time, just the freaking feels.

aquaslash natasha is better.

aquaslash My favorite song in the OST is probably "Treasured Memories, one of the world map themes. Most of the world map themes are pretty great. You guys should also look up "In The Beginning" and "Dark World".

Orson aka free silver sword

+FenrirEmblem There are only three of those bows in existence. And he destroyed the fourth one just to be a dick.

SCREW THE STONES HE HAS WHITE (ISH) HAIR

"Screw the rules, I have money" *proceeds to attack enemies on the other half of the map*

this

*Blue Eyes Silver Bow.

Yep.

yep

+FireEmblemNerd i wasn't Ross or Amelia or Ewan I am disappointed

Mmicb0b LOL XD

+FireEmblemNerd **MOULDER THE FUCKING BOULDER**

eirika:"yeah,lets not do that" ephraim:"i could have used your help tho"

To be honest, if It isn't that bad. It's just that every other map os better. The phantom ship isn't even close to Fe6 desert map or Battle Before Dawn.

​@@Noahs_Chairat least its not a terrible map design Its just FE Echoes/Gaiden again

OMG LOLOLOLOLOL

Best A support ever, Saizo and Beruka's C support is still better, it made me melt. Sooo lovely

Orson does not approve of this shipping.

i can already imagine denning using microsoft mike voice

+EmblemBlade9 Me and Ghast had a HUGE discussion about this during the making of the video. I used that exact same argument and much more to try and justify Eirika. Thanks though man. You made my day. :, )

she's still really dumb for doing it but yeah, it's understandable why.

EmblemBlade9 she loses the bracelet that Seth tells her is super important, then 1 or 2 chapters later hands it over to the enemy. This leads Seth to tell her why its important and she still almost lost it a 3rd time to Orson if Seth had not been there to spot the betrayal. Despite finding out the king of Grado was dead and being controled by Lyon from her brother and Knoll, and seeing Lyon right before the Jahanna hall burst into flames( Yes i know Caellach does that but the heros don't see that) she still believes Lyon is good. That goes beyond naive and into stupidity.

Scott Ranch people don’t run on logic alone, that’s the mistake Ghast and you make, the denial of truth and the want to believe something thing can be done is the same reason why parents keep non-response children who were badly injured in a car wreck on life support they can’t afford, because emotions matter

Yourpetcat meow but such responces are illogical

+AshL In Eirika's side of the story, Lyon's completely possessed by the Demon King. In Ephraim's side of the story, Lyon's worst possible feelings are amplified by the Demon King to the point where he can never be a good guy.

+AshL "Lyon is such a deep and complex character"

+AshL Final Fantasy X. "I know you are afraid of getting killed by Sin. So let me become Sin and kill you instead."

He is though. The development you see with him and Ephraim and Eirika as flashbacks is interesting.

Maybe the Demon King is just a terrible liar

+Athanasios Demertzis Just imagining L'Arachel Hard Mode, where you start with your protagonist as a healer and Dozla as your Jaegen... that would be nuts.

+Athanasios Demertzis When I try to envision novelising "Sacred Stones", there are certain elements I'm not sure to decide between... except that Ephraim being beaten by Lyon and losing the stone THAT way, before being moved to tears by his words, is SO the canon path in this case! Ephraim's scene at the end of Chapter 18 is just much more potent and moving overall, too... Dont get me wrong, I really like Eirika but... that scene was just SO stupid - Eirika's compassionate, not stupid. More importantly, any time she DID make a bad move, it was due to either deception (going to Renvall because Tirado spread rumours about Ephraim's apparent capture) or incomplete information... urgh! Damn it, Seth - would it REALLY have kill you to tell Eirika about her bracelet's properties right after FIRST getting it back from Colm, instead of waiting until she gives it to the enemy (to try and negotiate a hostage trade, that fails) and thus has to fight off that s**tbag Novala to save the civillians AND get it back a SECOND time? Really, were you not convinced ALREADY that she had NO idea just how important that thing was, you boneheaded excuse for a knight Captain?! I mean... Eirika's not perfect, but she's more of a diplomat who's caught in a situation way over her head - against an enemy of demonic beings, no less. Technically, Ephraim's not perfect either - his own story is about realising that he needs to be a more responsible leader to his people instead of running off on adventures, especially after the war. The two are kinda halves of a whole (incest jokes aside), and they're both great FE Lords. ;)

But here's the real question, is he more Gary Stu than the awakening avatar?

Erika is still less naive then Corrin of Conquest mode.

She's better than Corrin. At least she actually learns some stuff along the way unlike Corrin...stays mostly the same(in Conquest anyway...).

+DarklinWolf yeah it was really sad, Grado was just fucked either way and they do not get a happy ending.

well they do have the all mighty conqueror Ephraim, as their next king.... i would guess

DarklinWolf tbh this game reminded me alot of FE6. *legendary weapons return known as sacred twins. *Backstory about a group of heroes defeating a demon dragon/king *multiple paths *In both games you use a unit that uses a dragonstone (fe7 is the only GBA game that doesn't have one) tbh there are many similarities that I think they were trying to bring back a FE6 type of a game to western gamers.

Knight And SpaceShip l

@@sonicthehedge fuck Nergal for stealing Ninian and Nils' stone. We could have had two manaketes!

+Zinc Fire Emblem: Eirika is a total scrub and Ephraim is stupid

Eirika is great. Like, compare her to Roy for example...

@Ced von lewyn unfortunetly roy sucks in fe6.....mostly since he promotes at basically endgame *why*

At least Eirika is still better than Lyn

@@smaragdchaos take that back

Same xD

i already knew that, still i was surprised seeing that covert here x"D

a lot of the stuff in this video he pronounced wrong, i'd thought

siegmund

I hear you, Cmerp. :( RU-vid reminded me of this video today and instantly I had a flashback of his pronunciation of L'Arachel. "La Rachel". *cringes*. Hey Ghast, if you ever read this, it's pronounced, "Lar-a-shell"

He said, to Amelia

Ben Corman I find it funnier to pair her with Innes and Ephraim with Tana and imagine the family reunions

Ephraim and Innes might battle to death on the first

Lara Aletta me too or ephraim x l'arachel

But.... but muh incest.

I always ship the twins. Because how could I not?

I sort of hate the game, they should of put a lot of maps in it, once you beat the game all thier is to do is level up all your troops and kill monsters in the ruins, they should of allowed you to fight bandits or other enemies or have more stuff to do.

@@joseavila2443 Umm, other FE doesn't offer any continuation after the endgame.

and you basically strip them naked of whatever you can get out of them and leave them to rot at the very bottom of your party selection screen.

Terrabreak133 except lyon

@@Terrabreak133 Not people like Selena, Ismaire and Glen though.

*69 likes, please don't ruin it*

Motha--fcka. Didn't thought of that! LMFAO.

+Aeolynx Can you get this reference? ;) Moulder: The Moulder is conflicted about fighting against a sweet-faced, delicate prince of Grado. Lyon: *goes evilface* Sounds to be like you're scared, Moulder. Moulder: ...The Moulder is OVER his conflicted feelings and is ready to bury you in a stream of evil-killing light magic!

+Borjan Kosarac I don't git it.

nicosisX It's from the animated series "Avatar: The Last Airbender"; more specifically, I'm riffing on an exchange from Season 2, Episode 6: "The Blind Bandit". If you've never watched that series, I highly recommend it.

Borjan Kosarac I watched it, I just didn't remember the quote.

nicosisX Fair enough; no worries, then. :)

5:31 I meant

Cormag actually canonically runs away from the army because he was too scared of Neimi

@@Edgeperor I never knew that. o_o

@@Edgeperor what

+Nory Iwamine Hotter then Arvis' BBQ and Derdire x Siguards burning love combined.

id read dat

Hotter than a Sigurd x Flora x Rinea love triangle.

No. Bad.

Wait- NOOOOO

+Seth Rivera best cast ever

Ghast Ation All we need is Big Daddy though.

word

+Seth Rivera Yes! I totally agree! Joshua, Vanessa, Myrrh, Ephraim, Duessel etc... They all stuck with me since I first played it c: After playing the game for like two years I still remembered the name of most of the characters and what happened to all of them and stuff ·3·

+Seth Rivera does it have John Cena though?

+Prince Lyon I like this. I like you. You're smart. You're loyal. I appreciate that.

"Your reignleiff broke"

He kills the Demon King

Psyche Replaying on hard and my Moulderis actually way better than Natasha. I probably just got piss-poor luck.

You mean "until you get Artur?"

Nathan Higgins Artur is a monk... he can't heal until promotion...

Nathan Higgins Have fun with that.

sigurd is somehow always involved in messed up bullshit

So Sigurd was Xander's sword all along? Or did the Siegfried incarnate into the most powerful unit in FE4?

fates is a better game ._. ( this is my second favorite game so im not hating. its actually my first fire emblem game I got)

Eh, I still like SS the best. I haven't played anything before GBA, but SS are better to me than Awakening and Fates.

+Gerik Highwind My favorite is still Sacred Stones. I think it has the best characters and I like most of the gameplay implementations.

JXZX1 I feel the same. It gave me Gerik

Japanese Sacred Stones is a lot harder than English one

+BlueTetri619 That's kinda what he is.. he's gone insane and basically looks like an empty husk. :P But it's also very sad.. he only had his "wife" left. "Wife", a rotting, talking corpse.

Leon Winter It would've been cool to see that, but I guess they wanted to keep it E.

+Fluffy56547 Yeaaahh that's true, but that's what makes Eirika Eirika, she's supposed to be laik dat ·3·

@@sammumoo8186 being stupid for the sheer purpose of being stupid doesn’t make somebody not stupid

+Sammumoo~ thanks!

+Sammumoo~ You're not a criminal if you possess a physical copy of the game, I think.. technically. I don't really know. ._." I'M CALLING THE POLICE ON YOUUUUUUUUU!

same

It's just that they can't really prove that you didn't upload the ROM file yourself if you have the physical cartridge

My first. I'm currently playing it now.

FE4 in a nutshell: long maps, ungrateful wizard, barbeque, rip hero, kids gets revenge, rip ungrateful wizard.

+Excoon “Marshmallow Knight Lord” Howl that profile pic. Lol

FE4 "the cuckening"

TheSebto360 Dont forget the incest

agreed. i wish they still exsisted

Well, Summoner Knoll is good. Summoner Ewan sucks.

"Let me just summon phantom baits so the enemy moves/Doesnt attack this unit. And he has a killer axe as well" Literally loved the summoners.

Nah! Plenty of people do that, including me!

Ephiram's Reginleif.

it might be because innes started his story before the twins did they would have had to add another type of like fe7 choose a Lord feature but with the limitations of the GBA cartridge space j don't tthink they would be able to add a whole new set of levels alongside the two they already had. fe7 had the same exact maps besides a few added here and there. 8 would have to have made it the same exact maps to preserve space but that'd just be like playing eirikas story again but with iness as the Lord unit.

You can get them at the end of the game, if i remember right you can get lyons by beating the ruins several times

jesus well at the last level (when I first played) none of my units where upgraded at all I still didnt know you could use vulnerarys and my ds broke before I could try to beat lyon ._.

And I know thats a big fucking lie because its on the GBA and Wii U lol

Seigmund Talks The original DS had an slot for GBA games. *The more you know*

+Flutter Island tankz

Damn I kinda want to see that....

+Buizelstar Hah, try Genealogy, which did all the incest 10 years earlier. Child huntings, incest, genocide, patricide and sacrifices to a dark God. That shit would get devoured before you could say FE is dead.

+Plague Doctor It would get censorerd by Nintendo because why not lol IN ALL OF ITS BEAUTIFUL GLORY!

FireEmblemNerd Their pussies if they do. The Hell spell in Thracia 776 had a women with full cleavage. I'm just saying FE4 did it first.

Plague Doctor LOL

So basically what I just read is... >Eirika's isn't naïve. Here's why: -Knows how to conceal identity (FE7 cast already did that before her, this is nothing new). -Has a playful side (doesn't dissuade reality of being naïve). -Teases allies, especially guy characters (normal behavior for a girl of 15 years, just sayin. Still doesn't dissuade naïvete.) -Says she has redeeming traits, but doesn't bother saying what traits she has, besides what's listed above. -Vanessa and Selena are super hot. Are you trying to make a case for Eirika? Because this ain't it, Chief.