This Is Why Your Girlfriend Dumped You. Drew Allen - Full Special 

It was my happiest moment of youtube during all of covid.

It's 6 months later, is this still true?

Hi from the future. Nope, zero bitcoin is now worth $815,000 somehow

@@RabblesTheBinx no now its bitcoin

@@RearAdmiralTootToot 0.0005 BTC, mathematically is 0, but is worth something in real money. . .

I recommend Kellen Erskine. His jokes are fairly similar.

He offers such a different perspective. I'm very impressed cuz he's young and his delivery is impeccable and creative.

@Tony Day yeah, he's way beyond his years! I wanna say I like Mark Normand as well...

just wanna say, you people that analyze comedy like this, Wao, where r u people, in my country DR We dont even have this Kind of comedy, because people wouldnt get It, not even If It was in spanish 😖, dont stop existing

That's the bit that caused me to share it in social media.

Agreed. I wish I had realized that 50 years ago !

Right we've all been there😂😂

Really puts things into perspective LOL

You never thought about that before?

It's also not true... For all the single people who have never been in a relationship.

great comment . You're absolutely right if this makes him a happy human being that's all you can really ask for in this one life. I know I enjoyed watching it .it was very funny. Thanks for that after work pick me up drew

I wanted to give this a thumbs up but you're at 420

He’d probably prefer money

Oddly enough there’s a comedian named “Tim Hawkins”

If u get gig like this one it means u make pretty decent livin, my friend comedian and he tours comedy clubs and bars and make solid 2-3k month

should be top comment

Lmao yes

Yes

This IS grown up Morty! 😆

Morty after puberty

The exact comment I was looking for

Why?

@@VictoriaSobocki Have you never heard any accountant jokes?

As an accountant I'm triggered ... But that's just cuz your right

one of the most amusing profs I had in college was a profoundly sarcastic observer of the human condition who also taught accounting. He did a quite good job of both in my estimation.

Yes that was very refreshing ☀️

its more like deep instead of dark

HEXXEN WOLF most comedians are awkward in their own way. My opinion is monotone. But humorous nevertheless. It was still good.

@but why it pp

@but why Oh nooo.. no Nazi or dead baby jokes 🙄 ..

This is what you consider dark??

Maybe Bradley Cooper and Barbra Streisand's love child?

Don't call him a kid, and don't call it a side gig. Quality stuff.

@@RRRRobbbb wow man calm down. I think they meant that despite being so young he is a total natural and being that he is going to school for accounting it is literally the definition of a side gig. It seems to be an amazingly successful side gig, but he didn't spend 5 years of his life going to comedy college in case his passion for accounting doesn't workout. I hope he never has to use his accounting degree for a living if he doesn't want to and he is good enough he probably won't have to; but currently he literally said he is "considering a career in comedy" which makes it a side gig while he is finishing college and not yet a full fledged career. There is nothing demeaning about that. It is amazing that he is killing it already and he has barely begun.

Puddintane Jingleheimerschmitt, I think you’re the one that needs to calm down. He just said his JUSTIFIED opinion, and you put that much effort into commenting on a misunderstanding that never happened

Frank Flapper, Rob literally only sounds like a person who understands the minute difference between the actual meaning of the words. Not only is the takeaway that he’s mad, now he’s has aspergers. Welp

I have to donate so much clothes because of this. :(

So grateful I decided not to buy those black faux leather leggings. In my 40s.

me with all my short shiney club dresses even though i wear work boots and t shirts on the daily and never go to clubs 🤡🤷🏻‍♀️🥴

how long do i need to wait for a low self esteem day to come around?

In my teens i wore what was popular at the time.. in my twenties i wore sexier attire.. in my 30s its boys basketball shorts and a big tee shirt comfort is everything something i wish younger me understood 😂 😂

Ugh thank you! THAT'S who it is! Or kinda like if season 1-2 Arrested Development Cera and a pinch of the guy who played Mark Zuckerberg were thrown into a can and shaken together.

Yes that's who it is

Holy Cannolis Ya Skittlehead + plus young Bradley cooper.

I was just writing this!!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD🤣

Pointier

You have quite a STRONG sense of humor, too! 😂🤣😜

@@jessiejeanne9717 Thanks LOL!

Ooh, so THAT's the right answer. No wonder they didn't hire me, either. Thank you!

@@GrumpyTweety LMAO! You're welcome.

Exactly. That's why so many high-level executives are psychopaths.

Lol I read this just as it happened 12:54 she *really* enjoyed that joke 😂

she's paid to laugh. like a laugh track.

@@marcosresto544 what, do you tell kids Santa's not real too?

Sounds like a good time

@@marcosresto544 What ?! Your kidding right. Is that really a thing ? No. It cant be.

This is the second time I've watched this and his sheer honesty in the set is actually quite incredible.

He owned his awkwardness and that made this set even better.

it works, though

Probably why that chick busted out laughing so hard. She had been caught

Ikr😂

Not everyone has the brains to be an accountant

@@ericorozco4017 She was the only one that knew what he was talking about. 🙃

@@jiheesuh7953 Funny thing, you're not wrong AT ALL. I'm a Business/Economics major, so I'm forced to take Accounting at my school (I wish somebody had told me that before I chose the school lol) and I'm struggling BAD! Accounting has a certain level of math that many people cannot and will probably never understand. It's literally insanity.

yeah. it's not exactly an original schtick, but it's fine all the same. other comedians, when a joke fails they "add stuff improve"? I'm not sure if you meant "to improve [it]" or "improvised", but regardless, these jokes are not off the cuff. any joke in a special has been worked to death and the little add-ons aren't an exception

@@mackhomie6 That was exactly my point. It was all worked out. It made you feel like he was floundering but pulled it together in the end. That was no accident. It may not be totally original but its not always done very well. This guy with time I believe will be big. And yes I meant improvising not improving. I would go see him. That's the take away I meant to get across.

@@wasntme9578 gotcha. (but improvising is the opposite of what we just established)

@@mackhomie6 I was referring to other comedians that when a gag falls flat a lot of times they drag it out using improv and making it worse. This guy seems like that is what is happening when in fact he is not.

Yes ma’am, here I am back to watch it again in full. Definitely top 5 on drybar

So much better than insult comedy or battle of the sexes comedy.

Why care ? I dont even notice if someone doesnt curse or if they do all the time. I really dont notice it. If its funny. Its funny. Is that weeird ? Like do you guys notice such things ?

Angelika Freitag If you don’t cuss all the time or if you have children, your hearing gets more sensitive to it (or should, anyway).

Angelika Freitag personally no I don’t notice most times.

Me too! I like to laugh and not feel guilty about it later 🤔😁

@@samanthadavis6869 ive literally never felt guilty about laughing

That is because the state fines you per profanity.

That's what everyone likes!

What’s funny about profanity?

im sure their told not to and acclimate to their surroundings

Dry Bar is a Mormon organization. That's why they don't use profanity or talk about drinking/sex/drug use.

Even more odd is that "calzone" is actually Italian for trouser leg.

@@cookeymonster83 ...What? Why? Gonna have to look that one up haha

... More like a galzone. 😉

Dude... you high?

@@cookeymonster83 nope but I was drunk probably

I have a guy for you, my roommate.

You may be right...

It's true. My dad is a hoarder because he's sentimental to the extreme.

Actually, just true.

BigWill4Christ was thinking the exact same thing

what look very skinny and super gay?

Maybe Michael Ceras evil and more confident and clever twin in Youth In Revolt.

Real adults bring their own textbooks when buying a bag.

My childhood bully tried to kill me. Now I kill people. I think that might be weirder.

In my late twenties, after an idle conversation with my husband about bullies, I did some googling and discovered that my childhood bullies were *almost all either dead or had gone to jail* One had never graduated and he ODed. One had a great white collar job but had been busted as part of a scrip dealing ring. One, it turned out, had something seriously wrong with him neurologically, which explained a lot. The meanest one, the only one who continued trying to bully people even in high school, had gotten married, had a very promising career ahead and then got some kind of cancer and died very quickly!😳 There was one female bully, she had the mildest outcome: asking a friend, I was just told "still a stripper." Meanwhile, my own life was going great-- far, far better than I had ever imagined possible as a child. It became very easy to let go of some of the pain of being bullied at that point!

@@melissasaint3283 If i were you I would tel that story to every person that tries to hurt me, they will be afraid.

@BoundbytheWild me neither

@@melissasaint3283 ... Did you just write a post saying it makes you feel better that people who were mean as children have horrible lives / died terribly? This is literally the most sociopathic thing I've ever read on social media.

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Yes...be my dear and true friend...then...if you choose to 😇

Dude don't be sad. Obviously she just thought she could do better.

I haven't been dumped yet, but I guess RU-vid knows whats up

its the animated profile picture

You screamed...perfect👽

100%

Yup

That was my first impression

I was getting a Lucas Cruikshank vibe myself!

@@8sweetgem8sweetgem53 the name sounds familiar

Same!

Constantly!! Loved it!

OMG same! I still speak to him often as he calls me and i really don't want to be rude to him... we stay friends.. but keep it real to let him know that we're not a couple anymore

How did it go?

@@wmmv2019 that's nice but don't let that get in the way of finding a real man

Eden Ward For better or for worse.

Comics often rely on the dumb choices they made regarding college and their careers long into their careers. He happens to be at the beginning of it. I'm in my 60s, remember those years, and laughed plenty enough.

Then, during the TED talk, take a shot every time the speaker begins a sentence with "What if I told you...".

@@PhillyFrank1 ha

@@PhillyFrank1 don't, you'll be in the hospital

Don’t do any of this. You will die.

I dislike that you pointed this out. I did not notice until you pointed this out... anthough i did play this game when ben shapiro did a sunday special with that guy from vox

Earthing Earthling baaahahahhahahahaaa!

Omg...you're right!!

i was thinking the same thing watching him

IM SHOOK

@@michellespiegel-cason1631 perfect

I did😭

@James Scalzo r/whoosh

@but why Is your name Tyler Johnson?

We'll save him for you :)

iwantpizza girl, same

@but why I dont know if you're being mean or giving a compliment with your statement

@but why Personally I find him very attractive. Apart from his great sense of humour and sensitivity, he's very handsome. Tall, slender, long limbed... really good skin, high cheekbones, nice lips and beautiful blue eyes. And I love a big nose and big ears in men.

@but why Yes, of course, it's a matter of personal taste. I like shy skinny boys, often they have pleasant surprises in store for you ;-). Drew's face is an 8 out of 10 for me.

@but why There aren't beta, zed or alpha people, just humans with different bodies, colours, strengths, weaknesses and personal stories. Drew is a brilliant comedian and a handsome young man x

X or maybe he'll do both!

I just hope that he does anything without feeling afraid about anything anybody says

Ihope he keeps his day job and does stand up at office parties

He could be financially successful with comedy and manage his own finances.

freshname yeah I enjoyed it. He got the plot wrong, though I wonder if he did that on purpose since Raskolnikov killed 2 women

I agree. Very refreshing in its unexoected quirkiness. i think he'd do well with more of this kind of thing.

As soon as he mentioned having to water plants I knew the punchline was that one or all of them were plastic.