Your Wife Is The One In Charge. Andy Beningo - Full Special

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There is nothing more awkward than being called an adorable tough guy, especially if you're from Detroit like Andy Beningo. Get ready to laugh your way through marriage and fatherhood in this awesome Dry Bar Comedy special from Andy Beningo. If your enjoy this special check out the links below for more Dry Bar Comedians you might enjoy.
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@sarahsakal3578 2 года назад

My husband spent about $260 on my engagement ring, and $80 for BOTH our wedding bands. I wouldn't ask for more, they're absolutely perfect. 😊

@ScottieD813 3 года назад

I've never watched a comedian at Dry Bar that wasn't at least a little good; I've never been disappointed

@lilianflower3017 3 года назад

I always read your comment s.

@em7pug26 3 года назад

I read “Never been THIS disappointed” and I was like.. Huh?

@LadyVoldemort 3 года назад

To me it's still random, but yeah, like 30% HILARIOUS, 50% FUNNY, and 20% DUDS. This one in between hilarious and funny to me. But I'm sure he could be better and become solid hilarious in the bear future.

@ScottieD813 3 года назад

@@LadyVoldemort I'd say Shayne Smith and Brandon Vestal are probably my favorites. It's hard to pick. Josh Sneed is really good, too

@LadyVoldemort 3 года назад

@@ScottieD813 There are a LOT of hilarious ones, but on top of my head (the ones I often rewatch and still LoL) are Dennis Regan, Brad Upton, Eric O'Shea, Danny Johnson, Bone Hampton, Kellen Erskine... And yeah Josh Sneed is one of them too... 🤣 For me anyone who has self deprecating jokes, sarcasm, good observation and allegories are also funny... And I'm still searching the comedian who did this bear jokes: "...black bear...bear of colors..." I would like to watch that again, but unfortunately I forgot the name...

@melkmelo8448 3 года назад

I feel like every married comedian has a part in their show where they just flex the fact that they're married😂

@RetroMMA 3 года назад

...but always cuck to their wife. In a real marriage between a man and a women [the ONLY real marriage], in which the two are themselves stable - the man is the head REGARDLESS, yet they share duties to their strengths: Both are needed. Strength is needed. Strong women marry strong men...

@Panwere36 3 года назад

@@RetroMMA , not all of them are, but I agree. Most male comedians pander too much to the fragile egos of women. That is the entire reason for feminist rantings about "white male rage" when the raunchy feminist celebrities and their comedy/shows/movies crash and burn. "Has to be a man's fault".. not.."hmm..maybe I should grow up?".

@simplyhuman3982 3 года назад

Because, (material.) Marriage definitely gives you that.

@mscir 3 года назад

This wasn't funny to me, it sounds whiny, like he got turned into a passive soft male if he wasn't one going into the marriage. My neighbor told me married men see a significant drop in testosterone, that sounds scary, or somebody is doing something wrong.

@simplyhuman3982 3 года назад

@@mscir I'm guessing that you are not married. 😆

@carbine090909 3 года назад

He's really natural and personal. He's a good story teller type of comedian

@rachels5645 3 года назад

So funny!!!! My favorite had to be about naming the kiddo!

@debbiehorn8263 3 года назад

Started out not knowing if I was gon'a like him but he just kept getting better and better . Big thumbs up !

@maryksnyder1155 28 дней назад

I had same reaction!!

@TheSourKraut 3 года назад

He's funny AND looks like John Belushi. What a treat!

@resinboi6197 3 года назад

When my sister was young she would pull a temper tantrum, and throw herself on the floor of the supermarket, my mum cured it, mum just got down with her, and copied her she never did it again lol. Whish I was the oldest cos I missed that

@AndyBeningo 2 года назад

Hahahaha! That is fantastic!

@aaronterrell3452 3 года назад

Andy is very funny. He kept me smiling. Thank you!

@Gloria_All_Day 3 года назад

His wife winking is soooo funny I'm falling out my chair laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂

@MarshmilloJB 3 года назад

I lost it at the winking bit 😂 7:11

@_sheebie 3 года назад

Awee Andy was really funny! I love the bit about the Winking. 😉 He has an excellent presentation of his jokes and I laughed my butt off. Thank you for posting this video 💙 **5 stars**

@danielmartin6894 3 года назад

Watched the cookie part while eating Chips Ahoy (yeah, I'm single and loving it)

@LadyVoldemort 3 года назад

Ooh I need to get some. Also Oreos and Lays. I'm single too. But...but...my elderly parents would sulk if I don't give them some, and they're no longer allowed to eat such food... I need to eat it in the bathroom... 🤣😭

@NatandGeorge 2 года назад

I remember, when single, eatiung a 2lb package of fudge sandwich cookies dipping them in a pint-size mug of hot chocolate! No more of that. . . :(

@NatandGeorge 2 года назад

@@LadyVoldemortGood of you to be considerate, &still get your jones in! :D

@twodwozzle6090 3 года назад

🌟🌟 🌟 - blank expression 🌟🌟 - smiled 🌟🌟🌟 - chuckled 🌟🌟🌟🌟 - laughed 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 - in stitches 🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠 - comic genius

@9oom706 3 года назад

Hey I like your ranking system do you mind if I use it?

@twodwozzle6090 3 года назад

@@9oom706 go for it. No copyright 😆

@aeproducedbyequiano2216 3 года назад

I think he's really really brilliant, one of the best, awesome jokes! Love it!!!!

@AndyBeningo 3 года назад

Thanks for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed it!

@shackman9566 3 года назад

Very funny well done thank you.

@reehanataj2208 3 года назад

Did anyone notice behind him on the board it says:Mr Pauper Hat Emporium?

@jersonjim3605 3 года назад

This guy is hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂

@em1osmurf 3 года назад

i always remind the expectant couples in the family to consider two aspects of any names they give their child: 1) this kid will spend 4 LONG years in high school with the name you give, and 2) ponder the initials of said names, ie: HIV, STD, LSD (a really nice girl named Linda, tortured into dropping out), etc. edit: my own experience. Dean. not the first name to have in a college environment. a real date-repellant introduction. i went by my middle: Frank!

@1umbreon4life 3 года назад

I feel like a girl's receptiveness to dating someone named Dean is probably directly related to how much they've watched of Gilmore Girls

@goudagirl6095 3 года назад

Not to mention in BUSINESS. Some names are so off the wall, its like, "What the--? Shanonnajuanna?"

@GenXfrom75 3 года назад

My last child's middle name is Dean. My dad's name was Bobby Dean. And we LOVED the name Samuel. So we gotta Sammy Dean... and can't escape the Supernatural references no matter what! LOL... but it's cute NOW. Hopefully it won't give him many issues growing up!

@GenXfrom75 3 года назад

@@1umbreon4life or Supernatural!

@GenXfrom75 3 года назад

@@goudagirl6095 YES!! There is a beautiful little girl in my son's 1st grade and I swear her mom just wanted to use ALL the letters. It's Xzanniyahva. Pronounced Zah-neye-eva

@TB-rx1ue 3 года назад

Who salts their McDonald’s? Me: well actually, I salt my fries 🙈 🙈🙈

@living4mylord Год назад

Ditto

@bordeauxhouse 3 года назад

Freddy Baningo... the most mafia kid ever

@MsLegenza 3 года назад

Frankie

@nicholasfrancis8381 3 года назад

I was going to reply the same thing until i looked at the replies. Lol Freddy (The memory mega mind) Beningo 🤣

@samuelchepkwony4895 2 года назад

good stuff my man. kept on cracking up all through. especialy the 90's jokes

@lizdestefano4905 Год назад

The chines line I died! 🤣🤣 love this guy! I listen to Dry Bar a lot especially while I'm working! I'm a vendor but this makes my day!

@AndyBeningo 9 месяцев назад

Thanks so much! Glad you had some laughs!

@BEAUTYnIQ 3 года назад

Sept/2020 .. this guy was great .. ! Friendly even to hecklers lol .. love the drybar series .. !!

@sharonegger5130 2 года назад

Thank you for the laughs! 😂 I nearly pissed myself! 😆

@AndyBeningo 2 года назад

Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed it!

@hansamstel 2 года назад

Thanks!

@jamicarman915 Год назад

One of my favorite Dry Bar specials. Such a cool guy. So relatable.

@AndyBeningo 9 месяцев назад

Thanks for your message- that really made my day! Glad you enjoyed it!

@fry6344 3 года назад

Funniest standup I've seen in a while 😂👍👍

@jessehernandez47 3 года назад

Lmaoo he's hilarious... probably single now after his wife seen this haha

@NatandGeorge 2 года назад

Plot Twist: She writes 3/4 of his material! :D

@AndyBeningo 2 года назад

@@NatandGeorge Hahahaha!

@ShannonTheMojito 3 года назад

Please note: it doesn't get better. My kid is months away from their driver's license and STILL eats my snacks.

@MrJstepp 3 года назад

My youngest is 33 and he still eats my snacks when he comes over 😂

@NatandGeorge 2 года назад

@@MrJstepp somehow they beeline for whatever you specifically set aside for a special moment, eh?

@loridotson311 2 года назад

my oldest just had my 1st grandbaby, and she STILL eats my snacks too......don't mind the fact, that I give them to her....lol

@LochNessax3 2 года назад

Can confirm. I’d get into my Grandmom’s chocolate stash well into my 20’s.

@johannadiaz4262 3 года назад

He says, I eat too much junk food, and I'm like, oh, I have a chocolate chip muffin in the kitchen

@deedee6460 2 года назад

He is adorable

@daetyme998 2 года назад

someone that I know, spent 4 years in university to become a teacher; when she went to do her practicum, she found out that she was terrified of the kids, and had no idea what to say to them, so she became the secretary at the small business that I worked at. While she was in school, she felt great, but when first meeting the kids [gr.3], she stared at them, and they stared right back; not a good time had by all.

@TB-rx1ue 3 года назад

Secret service 1: Fat eagle is stuck in the tub. Secret service 2: What code is that? Ohhh... he’s STUCK IN THE TUB. Me: 😂

@NatandGeorge 2 года назад

POTUS' codename: Walking Eagle (when an eagle is so full of sh*t it can't fly, it must walk. . .)

@accidental-life 3 года назад

My son is named Luke for almost the same exact reason or the same exact reason. The wife just doesn't know why lol.

@spideydew20 3 года назад

Flounder from Animal House!! That's what I was thinking before he said it! :) Great stuff Andy, from a fellow middle child!

@hiyapal7719 11 месяцев назад

I really like this guy. He was very entertaining. 👍

@AndyBeningo 9 месяцев назад

Thank you so much for the kind words! Glad you enjoyed the show!

@hiyapal7719 9 месяцев назад

@@AndyBeningo You are very welcome! You were awesome! 😉👍

@hiyapal7719 9 месяцев назад

@@AndyBeningo Oh, you are so welcome! You are awesome dude! And Yes, you are *adorable* too. I'd like to see you in a movie! Your wife is lucky to have you, lol. I can actually picture the two of you together. You have to be such a fresh air of relief, in stressful times. ❤

@brendarewan7441 Год назад

The cat’s hand under the door is a scary thought.

@UncleNath 3 года назад

So good, Love you chilled out style.

@missybliss4357 3 года назад

Absolutely hilarious

@susanmercurio1060 3 года назад

I wish I could make myself a tuna sandwich without fighting off my cats

@rock-n-rollfoodie 3 года назад

I hate cats!

@NatandGeorge 2 года назад

I used to pour out the oil into a saucer for mine. . . but she had to wait silently, or no oil. . .

@robinhays8779 2 года назад

Susan Mercurio: I got caught lying to my dog! I told him “all gone”, after sharing part of my sandwich with him, but after he left, he came right back and caught me stuffing my face! Felt bad, an fed him the rest of it just to save face with a 3-pound chihuahua!

@LadyVoldemort 3 года назад

Funny guy! I hope he'll be successful soon, so he can make his family more happy... I know he exaggerated it, but the big headed kid bit is hilarious for me and also the story about the name Freddy Baningo. 🤣🤣🤣

@singingwindrider9881 3 года назад

Haha.....laser pointer

@LynnMTHA 3 года назад

Ok, my youngest, now 25 did eventually grow into his head size. For any other Charlie Brown headed kids parents.

@NatandGeorge 2 года назад

I'm 54 & mostly grown into my head size, but my head is still huge! I can't wsear a tee-shirt unless it has 2-3 buttons to expand the neck. . .

@KremitDeFrog 3 года назад

lmao.. Frankie was too mafia, so they went with Joey?!? xD Fuggetaboutit..

@juliad9947 3 года назад

Exactly! "How you doin'" Joey 😂

@canovwrms2684 3 года назад

Good delivery..

@theresaholloway8924 3 года назад

I’m going to use “Quiet Coyote “....🤣😂

@megangarcia6991 3 года назад

My favorite part... 7:20 😂🤣😂🤣

@rebekahambrose5839 Год назад

This was excellent! Thank you!

@jeanniebell9493 Год назад

Great job Andy ! Laughed all the way through !!!

@AndyBeningo 9 месяцев назад

Thank you so much! I'm happy to hear you had some laughs!

@scottwiseman2256 3 года назад

A young Jason Alexander with hair!

@AndyBeningo 2 года назад

Hahahahahaha!

@ladyc5086 2 года назад

He’s probably one of the funniest on Dry Bar and I’ve done my research 🔬 I’ve never laughed so hard and so consistently! Hilarious 🤣

@seedsoflove7684 2 года назад

He's adorable!

@AndyBeningo Год назад

Thank you so much for the kind words! Glad you had some laughs!

@jeremychannel333 3 года назад

Lmao 😂 Bub bub bubba biningo

@HaloHeathen 3 года назад

35:39 actually, it's 1:40am right now, and tacobell sounds amazing!

@megangarcia6991 3 года назад

For some reason I thought of Hey Arnold when he was talking about his son's big head 🤣

@nermalsturf 3 года назад

"safety of the sofa" ...lovin' it!!

@tomfoolery5526 3 года назад

He's got great delivery, but his material is kind of weak.

@janefromcanada6943 3 года назад

really funny! A pleasure to watch :))

@AndyBeningo 2 года назад

Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed it!

@emilyfaith556 3 года назад

omlll this guy is hilarious.

@luciendelaney8975 3 года назад

Sometimes I lie to my wife about being dead and I haven't seen her in a decade or two

@AnnabellaRedwood 3 года назад

I love your mind!

@_sheebie 3 года назад

LOLOL 😂

@NatandGeorge 2 года назад

I'm working up to that! Should do for work, too -- my wife makes the call for me. . . (of course)

@megangarcia6991 3 года назад

Wow! A lot of things have happened to him "a couple of days ago" 😂🤣

@AndyBeningo 3 года назад

😂🤣

@NatandGeorge 2 года назад

fictional events may have occurred closer than they appear. . .

@chillout2nyc 2 года назад

"Frankie Beningo... Fahgetaboutit" 🤣

@deniseview4253 3 года назад

My youngest sons nick name is Bubba. I like it. It’s from the Heat of the Night.

@janegambino7510 2 года назад

Bubba is a common Nick name in the south. It took me many years to figure out that bubba is the name a child calls his "brother" when he can't say brother. Parents will also tell their small children to call their brother "Bubba". Some boys carry the name for the rest of their lives.

@deniseview4253 2 года назад

@@janegambino7510 I like the Nick name and he, to me will always be called Bubba. 😄

@buffycleaveland8116 2 года назад

I can't wink either!! Lol. When I wink, I have to open my mouth all the way and tilt my head toward the eye I chose to close. Real face battle. LoL

@globetrekker86 2 года назад

Harrison isn’t old. He’s fine wine’d

@brucethomson3512 2 года назад

He's been Gitmorized and executed, just like many others in Hollyweird. Evil adrenochromers 😐

@nathaliekohlman3252 2 года назад

Very animated! Fun!

@sc-xd4tm 3 года назад

audience are very nice

@zachcromwell4776 3 года назад

I graduated from chesaning union high school in Michigan in 2012. Wow, small world..

@simplyhuman3982 3 года назад

I'm sorry? What a weird predicament.

@CNL117711 3 года назад

I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL IN CHESANING!! There's only one chesaning in the world.

@Tommyboypsp 3 года назад

I wish the person adding the intro would watch more than the first few seconds of these videos

@mrberry4893 3 года назад

Andy, did you happen to tell them it was the Fisher price bubble machine lawnmower? Great laughs. Thanks! DB

@AndyBeningo 2 года назад

Haha thanks!

@mrberry4893 2 года назад

@@AndyBeningo Thanks for the inspiration, Andy !

@michaeltrinh4394 3 года назад

Ted mosby has let himself go.

@AFishNamedBob 3 года назад

He also got much less funny.

@Michelle-eu5eu 3 года назад

omg...spot on.

@jillanderson5603 2 года назад

He's in Traverse City, Mich. in Feb. Good luck trying to get this area to laugh.

@bperez22 3 года назад

i love this 😭😂😂😂

@genehasenbuhler2594 2 года назад

he looks like the Pledge from Animal House!

@bnastali 3 года назад

Prince Charming! With a frog head!

@2near_death Год назад

Not a fuxking scantron 🤣🤣🤣

@beardedbeastmetalmilitia4604 3 года назад

He is Stewie's dad for real!

@redpepperdave 3 года назад

People pretending to be happily married 🤣

@NatandGeorge 2 года назад

tyhey ARE in public, after all, & you can't show weakness in front of the Mormons. . .

@nuriancastro2970 2 года назад

I used to work at the Bird Park, my dad still does... 😅 🇭🇳

@leequesada439 5 месяцев назад

Fritch, TX, one stop light in the whole town as well. maybe like 1500-2000 people. Sandford, TX 10 miles away, one stop sign and a bunch of yields (they're stop signs but No PD means nobody stops at any of them but the one 4-way) like 400 people lol

@conwaybenson5355 3 года назад

Fire up Chips

@musestarlight1 2 года назад

So sooooo funny 🤣

@vicmerrill 3 года назад

omg i am from chesaning too live in ca now! love your stuff. go indians! Got any showboat jokes?

@AndyBeningo 2 года назад

Awesome! Chesaning is the best!

@TheJasonboteler 3 года назад

He asked people if they are into texting in 2020. That entire phone bit has been done several times before.

@kirstenlinn3773 3 года назад

Hilarious!!!

@LynnMTHA 3 года назад

Their hand comes under the door like a cat. That's my cat! I've no idea why this is a thing but any time I use my downstairs bathroom, my cat Eddie, tries desperately to reach out to me under the door!