This Isn't A Eulogy - It's a Heist! Feat. Nick Yingling 

call him Das Cheat the way his commitment to fiscal austerity has plunged our points economy into an inescapable quagmire! i did like the sports question.

Holy crap this new layout is REALLY clean!! Fourside Fights with lowkey the best production values in Melee is hilarious

Babe wake up new fourside fights just dropped

That intro finally helped me get over my constipation, thanks Jackzilla you saved my life

Now that there's less esports money in melee, let's go back to being ratchet and having hardcore beef

0:00 -- intro and recap 7:11 -- cody zain set for number 1/exhibition matches 14:34 -- cocaine fox 2023 20:02 -- why you should be excited for melee 2024 25:24 -- eggdog scramble 2 32:27 -- i'm gonna sport 38:44 -- Nick Yingling & melee/CoD 43:42 -- RIP Golden Guardians Melee 53:40 -- GENESIS X 1:03:25 -- who is number 1 in 2024? (hint: it's plup) 1:14:39 -- tiebreaker 1:18:45 --the fourside fight

Really glad to see Fourside back! I do have to say though, Jack saying that Cody will struggle because of moving makes no sense because he already DID move in early December, and the literal weeked after moving he won Santa Paws over Jmook. The weekend after that he won the FT10 over Zain and secured #1.

A new episode! Justin time to break out a fresh bottle of Josh

Theyre back!

This episode was so polite

Jack unknowingly choosing Grayson Allen is too funny lmao

Jude Bellingham is such a correct opinion

crackzilla’s fox is schmooving

I don’t have to go through the backlog anymore :)

The cheat absolutely spitting with that jude bellingham answer AND HES ONLY 20 YEARS OLD!!!!

Messi and Juan de biedma mentioned. We argentinians are eating good

thank god

im a youtube frog showing up for duty :salute:

gonna imagine yingling read as jingling from now on

Great ep

Jack you look like a whole buffet in that shirt and I need to know where I can buy it

Nice comeback!

sipping on some josh rn enjoying this new episode #FoursideFights

oh hey Ependu is rosamund spike? That's neat I've played him a few times on ranked, I think he took one from me at some point he's pretty good

Draymond is the best answer for an hbox comp idc idc idc

Bellingham is a PR merchant. The best player in the world is Kevin De Bruyne

just saying, skerzo plays the way he does and on substances bc we made him like that at knox college smash lol

i will say, to what Toph was saying about the comradery of GG, i feel like Moist might be one of the only other examples. Zain is/was in both of course, but also just like he's very close with Moky and they both seem like good friends with Josh. and also i mean it's very clear that Moist is involved with the community because it's Ludwig and Yingling and so on. (idk who is moist and who is mogul moves, i assume moist is kinda just lud and the mogul moves employees are separate, but of course it's all tied together lol). other than that though, i mean, in 2024 it's hard for me to even think of a sponsor that has more than one player right now. i guess Flyquest, they've got Jmook Kodorin and importantly PewPewU, but aside from them and Moist...... who else? the amount of teams that even have 1 player is way down. our number 1 in the world is effectively unsponsored, since eggdog doesn't really count lol. and that's just kinda the way it is right now, i guess. the amount of sponsored players in the top ten used to be pretty much all ten, and now it's like maybe 5 off the top of my head, and maybe like 6 or 7 in the top 20, probably not even half. at least as far as big Esports Teams go. idk if they'll ever come back, but on the other hand, we are probably better off in the long run if we don't rely on them

Yessirrrr

Im on board with Zane, Zain is the hero(see what I did there). And the reason why is, he is still a flawed player. Cody is defensive ironclad god with unbreakable mental. Zain has something to prove, that he can clutch. Id be very happy to see him take back the #1

Lfg

The episodes good but the title is the worst one yet.

ummmm tumblr live is dying btw. #fail

Epengu on crack I am NOT rooting for zain (i like the guy, but not a fan)

There's a part in the middle when they start saying names of people I don't recognize and I tuned out

I never got the chance to get one of those slippi hats because of yingling and his fucking cronies

Mang0 has been washed, but now he's clean again.