This JOJO THEORY Makes Too Much Sense 

Here’s a crazy theory for the next video.. hear me out. But after watching Golden Wind I think Doppio and Diavolo *might* be the same person.

Boys are able to see the “flaws” and “Araki forgot” moments in JoJo, real men are able to forcefully put the broken puzzle pieces together anyways

My theory: The reason why Okuyasu is so stupid is because he accidentally erased a part of his brain, which is why he has weird stitches on his head. lol imagine

Does this mean that Josuke would be... (oh lord this joke is stupid) ... HALF HORSE?!

So -Hol horse disguised himself as a 60 year old joseph to sleep with tomoko -DIO sensed that Hol Horse was a joestar and hired him to kill his own family members -Hol Horse himself never felt the connection to the joestar family that they’re all supposed to feel -Hol Horse also never noticed the joestar birthmark, nor had it ever been pointed out to him by anyone he’s ever slept with -Joseph didn’t recognize his own son he named Hol. -a member of the Joestar family turned out to be a surprisingly weak willed coward and -Joseph himself believes that Josuke is his own son. Honestly I believe it more than what DIO did at the end of part 1

Funny enough, Hol Horse can be simplified to HoHo, witch in Spanish can be said the same as Jojo, and coming from Araki, who tend to diverge from the original JoJo to other variants like GioGio, xD

“There’s almost no Joestar that has that accuracy” forgets that Jotaro literally trained Josuke to shoot darts

"There is only one healer that uses the power of his stand to heal and restore others." Giorno and Tonio: "Are we a joke to you?"

Someone really thought of joining Hol Horse and Josuke in a spin off for some reason and I freaking love whoever decide to make it

It would make sense that Hol Horse would be a Joestar in disguise. He can survive bullets to the head and is familiar with the secret Joestar technique. The reason he didn't show up more until now is because a Joestar with a gun would be too overpowered and effectively break the JoJo meta.

Avdol was actually transported to another timeline after Cream's attack is one of my favorite theories

Imagine if this theory spreads faster than the "araki forgor💀" joke

Wow this went from one shower thought to a entire story I needed this.

This theory hinges on the fact that Joseph doesn’t care that he lost his son

But Jotaro convinced Tomoko that he wasn't Joseph by saying that he doesn't have wrinkles, which Joseph had and Hol Horse didn't

I have a theory that doppio was the original person and diavolo is a family curse, that’s how he was born without needing a father, in a sense, diavolo is his father. That’s why Bruno thought doppio was Trish

Theory for a next video: After dying, Shigechi actually became Sans Undertale. I mean, is so obvious that it's even on the name S - Shigechi A - after N - not S - surviving

"He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy" - Unlimited Ungulate (Crazy Diamond's Demonic Heartbreak)

"who is known to remember every last meticulous detail of his story" the way you said it and just moved on with your script killed me

I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT HOL HORSE IS JOSEPH'S SON FOR MONTHS!!! The naming scheme, how similar he looks to Holly, the secret technique, everything!! I even made an extensive PowerPoint about it I don't think Hol is Josuke's father though. I think they're both Joseph's sons, which would mean that they're brothers.

In the middle of watching this and I expect to hear in the end "but that's just a theory, a Joestar theory!!!". Edit: even better ending then I thought lol

I hate how much sense it makes. We will see how it goes in Demonic Heartbreak

next you should do a video on how janken kid is actually polarneff's son.

Josuke and Hol Horse both have blue eyes too, despite Joseph having green eyes

I hope this is true just because I don’t like the idea of Joseph cheating on Suzy Q

Ok, at first this seemed really far-fetched, but it actually does kinda make sense! You make very good points, and it all seems plausible.

You missed the opportunity by not adding one of Diavolo's deaths, which would've made this theory canon

DIO:"I hate the Joestar, I will end their entire BLOODLINE" Theory:"HolHorse is a Joestar" DIO:*Pokerface*

So it's "HO HO'S BIZZARE ADVENTURE " now

Shuck! You were so close but in actuality it’s Hol Horse who’s Josuke’s son! Initially during the Bites The Dust arc, Josuke was going to be sent back in time in order to chase Kira down. Leaping from decade to decade in different bodies, living entire lifetimes in a Quantum Leap - style of story telling. One of which would have brought about the birth of Hol Horse himself! But alas….Araki forgot

But Tomoko saw Joseph in Jotaro and embraced him, calling him Joseph.

Nice! There's also the fact that Hol Horse was supposed to be a member of the Stardust Crusaders.

Joseph Joestar = JOJO Hol Horse = HOHO Makes sense.

Hol Horse is actually the guy that helped Josuke and Tomoko out of the snow.

My totally serious theory is one that I’m not alone in, I personally believe that Kakiyoin is a Zepelli.

"araki, who's known for remembering every meticulous detail of his story" **Card on top right showing 44 things he forgot pops up instantly**

Jesus, that's... Interesting. Edit: Here's a theory of my own that used to be my headcanon. Gold Experience and its ability to create life is actually a stand that harnesses the sunlight's power just like Hamon, and could even be a stand that uses Hamon.

I know they are probably joking but just in case there not, if hol horse was a jojo wouldn’t dio be able to sense it along with jotaro and Joseph…

My favorite thing about this is that it makes Blood Sun Vendetta's Jose an actual JoJo

These are all part 8 Theories 1: The Guard-rails Run The Mafia 2: Dio saved the OG universe from an alien invasion by killing Danny (The dog) 3: Bob the Slinger is the Grandfather of Josehfumi on his mother’s side and Joseph is his father meaning that Singer Bob is a Kujo meaning in the OG universe that he is released to Jotaro. Also Bob the Slinger is flash back man who was seen in a photo, (who might have been connected to bling baby in some way). 4: Wasp Politics and Society is essential for understanding Rock Humans. 5: Toru is actually a good written character and tried to keep the rock humans together with his ability and the new rokakaka. 6: Pucci is here and he is going to bring back DIO for Part 9 (Wich I imagine is a sports anime with stands), where DIO will be a Villain. 7: The hills and walls are alive and trying to kill you. 8: Go Beyond is inharited Will from Born This Way. Bonus Part 6 theory: Bohemian Rap City’s only purpose was to make Mickey Mouse canon in JoJo.

Me: Nice theory Shuck, why don't you back it up with a source Shuckmeister: My source is that I made it the fuck up

Given how easily it would be for Joseph to find Hol via the Speedwagon Organization, I would say he gave Hol up on purpose. He did this to protect him from the dangerous life of a Joestar, either because Hol was a boy, or because Joseph couldn’t give up Holly.

Still more convincing than Joseph being Josuke's father.

This would make some sense, considering Josuke's mom seems to think Joseph is a young man, mixing him up with Jotaro.

i was hesitant about the theory but you convinced me theres no other feasible explanation this must be cannon

This reminds me so much of the Sans is Ness theory by Matpat, but unlike that theory, this is not supposed to be taken seriously. Good video!

i carefully analised each and every chapter of jojo's bizzare adventure and came up with a crazy theory i know it may sound weird but what if johnatan... was a joestar 😳

This is a great theory and is correct about Hol Horse being Joseph's son but in reality Hol Horse is actually Giorno's father. This explains where Giorno got the picture of Dio because in reality Hol Horse lied about his identity to Giorno's mom to be more impressive. Both Giorno and Hol Horse have blonde hair. This would also explain why Giorno is not in part 6. Unlike the son's of Dio Giorno is not drawn to Pucci because he is not a son of Dio. Furthermore Giorno's Golden Experience may be yellow and have a stand cry of muda similar to Dio not because Dio is his father but actually due to the fact Giorno developed his stand as a result of Dio's body sending out a distress signal to the joestar bloodline of heros. This is also shown with Crazy Diamond having a similar design to The World but having different colors. Another major similarity they both have is the fact their full names can't be combined to form the usual JoJo but instead form HoHo and GioGio respectively. These two are the only 2 major Joestars who share this naming abnormality. But remember this is just a part of the story that Araki forgot to mention at the time.

probably the most crackpot jojo theory i've personally heard

I know you say it’s a joke, but this could actually be true knowing Araki

Fun fact: Joseph never saw tomoko in Japan, which means he wouldn’t know if it was the right Japanese woman For all we know, Joseph was with josuke’s next door neighbor and since he never saw tomoko he wouldn’t be able to confirm it And to counter people saying that tomoko thought jotaro was Joseph fake name?

I have a epic theory for the next theory video. I *think Dio and Johnathan look quite alike* . Are they the same person?

Lol, this was so convincing.... Araki could actually make this canon is he wanted to

That's pretty compelling. One thing that might be a factor or I'd just a coincidence, but isn't Crazy Diamond like a variant Star Platinum? Similar battle cry, similar punching speed and strength. Actually yea. Just coincidence since we got Dio who has a head and a body separately explaining The World and his own hermit purple. Edit: Just noticed the eye colors too. Joseph's eyes are a hazy green, right? Josukes has deep blue ones. Hol Horse has deep blue eyes as well.

plot twist : that was araki original plan....but he forgot

"araki who is famous for remembering every little detail of his work" * hyerophant green possession ability sobs intensify *

2:10 Joseph is a person. NO WAY. Unreal! I swore he was a airplane. ✈️

*What if* Joseph knew about josuke during the end of part 2, and so araki was just foreshadowing part 4.

This type of vid reminds me of Meti Not The Bad Guys Smaller and Bigger Avdol video. Which means I love it a lot!

I told my brother about this theory and the first thing he said was, “So if Hol Horse is a Joestar and DIO can sense the presence of a Joestar then how come he didn’t sense a nearby Joestar and just kill him when he was about to recruit him?” So he just shattered the whole theory in half for me

With this logic stitched onto my own theory about mista being another son of hol horse, That would mean not only is he josuke’s brother, but also by extension a joestar himself.

There is this thing that Araki said: Avdol was suppose to disapper for a whilhe when they met Hol Horse, and the most famous western gunslinger in all of Jojo history was to become a Crusader

Great theory. There is one hole I would like to poke in your theory though. Crazy Diamond's demonic heart break takes place BEFORE part 4, so if that's true why did Joseph never say anything about never sleeping with Tomoko?

This is the knowledge that The Moon Presence gives the player character that make him convert to slug in Bloodborne

I'm convinced. Araki has clearly been setting this up since part 3.

I mean I don’t know how he got his stand so early, or how none of the over joestars recognised him by name nor their sense, but I do think it’s possible that it’s Joseph’s illegitimates son that unlike Josuke he wouldn’t have known about

i lost my shit at 141 doctor

This theory is a bit far fetched, but hear me out. What if Giorno Giovanna ISN’T Italian!

I loved your video, and I'd like you to do a video about the possibility that Albus Dumbledore (and by an extent Tom Marvolo Riddle) and Junko Enoshima are the same person. Lemme explain - Both of them have forbidden loves (Gellert Grindelwald/Izuru Kamukura) - Both are responsible/headmasters of a school - Both have an influential aura, so much so that they choose their experiments to unfurl their master plans (first with Snape and Scamander/Chisa and Ryota, then with Harry / Nagito) - Both have messed up family stories (the Ariana accident / Junko's relationship with her sister Mukuro) - Dumbledore's Army is a group of people led by Harry Potter in order to train them against the inevitable coming of Voldemort, using magic despite the school prohibition on Year 5. Where did I hear this before? Something, something, Remnants of Despair, trained to spread Despair in the society despite the Future Foundation? Also the Remnants can also be related to Death-eaters - Both have pets (Fanny / Monokuma) and people who love them more than themselves and would (and will) sacrifice themselves for their love (Ariana again /Mukuro, Mikan and Tsumugi) - Both have a spiel with their pupils in the afterlife (Dumbledore with Harry, Junko with Chisa) What do you think? Is this enough to make a video about it?

“Araki remembers every detail of his story” good one, mate

This is a little out there yet fits well I love your imagination to link this all ❤

The story is awesome yeah, and i think hol horse would have been a funny addition to the crusaders. But sadly the story cannot be real coz dio would have sensed his bloodline nearby

Hol Horse... HoHo. The letter J is read like H in Spanish, so it's canon. Hol Horse is a JoJo

One flaw in the theory I'm surprised you didn't mention, is: Why would Joseph Act like he's actually Joskes father, instead of just "Oh, I'm not your dad, I wasn't even in this part of Japan at that time, someone just used my name to get laid."

Now we know why Hol Horse was harmed when Boingo showed him that Jotaro was going to explode

I have 2 really CRAZY BIZARRE therories. I think that DIO might be bisexual and Yoshikage Kira has a hand fetish. Please confirm if this is true or not.

Doing Ohara dirty 😭

Also Emperor is representing 4 as in part 4 ie Josuke.

My man really be thinking harder than hirohiko araki

Didn't Hol Horse had his stand alot longer than the others hence his accuracy, and use of Emperor. Plus didn't Josuke's fever came about when Holly had hers of their stands trying to manifest, infecting the Joestars(of course Joseph, and Jotaro are mean in fighting spirit and can manifest their stands). Plus Josuke is crafty like his dad when in battles, Josuke care for his love ones, just as Joseph both just furious especially to those who think their better or mock them. Both Josuke and Joseph is seen being forgiving to their enemies at their lowest if they deserve it, Joseph to Wamuu, and Josuke to Okuyasu, death hurts them at heart too CEASER!!!!!!!!!!! to Joseph, and Shigachi death almost had Josuke in tears, Hol Horse be the type of "their loss my leave". Not saying this isn't a fun theory just Araki would've have confirmed it by now or we would see more Hol Horse in the Joestar family. But he wouldn't be the only Jojo left out Donatello, Ungalo, Rykiel, Shizuka, and Gorge II Joestar get left out often. But I do see potential of Araki writing this to be true looking back, but at the time of part 4 he stated he didn't know Jojo would go past part 3, and I guess Araki's new trilogy at the time was to use the main 3 Jojo's before and give them kids to continue the story in their ways, Josuke was easy for Joseph to come back cause his comedic plot armor, and Joseph was a bit of a swinger. Giornio to Diohnathan, and Jolyne to Jotaro.

I think Dio gets his strength from the Moon. Think about it! Jonathan gets his strength from the Sun, so it's not too out there. Plus, after he became a Vampire, he tactically stayed hidden from the Sun and only fought at night. We know he's smart because he was reading a book in Stardust Crusaders, so such tactics only make sense for him.

And don't forget the fact that hol horse was meant to join the crusaders but didn't because it was to op

Woah this theory blew my mind! Certainly great stuff. 🤣 Try theorizing on who Jolynes mother is next. (And why is it Aya Tsuji). Btw One Piece theories always have been WILD, Shuck

Actually hol horse did have a son but it is not josuke but it was mista from part 5

Can’t wait for people to start passing this off as canon

Isn’t there a theory where Hol Horse is also Guido Mista’s father

you forgot that Hol Horse hat looks like a flying saucer

If this theory is true… the Mexican fanfic could literally be the third alternate Josuke… I can’t believe this would make everything a lot more messy and better for the bloodline if this existed in an alternate universe.

I don’t think hol horse is Josukes father. They said she’s still in love with JOSPEH and she mistaken jotaro as Joseph. So I think this is false..

This is a very nice theory, but 1. how can you explain Eyes of Heaven? In a scene of the game, old Joseph meet Josuke, confirming then that he has been in Morio-Cho, and then recognising Josuke his son. 2. We know that Joestars can "feel" eachother, but Joseph and Jotaro, for example when Hol Horse take Polnareff in ostage, don't "feel" him.

Didn't know April had started yet. Good video

Kakyoin's cousin is a DILF Hunter

Here’s a theory Gappy can summon killer Queen if he wants to do that means that he has two stands

“Theres only one other character besides Wu Tomoki whos stand is for healing” Tonio: 😐

"HoHo? You approaching me?"

This theory imo sounds like its ACTUALY REAL . Like no joke it sounds that araki wanted the community to find this out themselves

This man is an absolute genius. He even goes through the work to make a female avatar just for the sake of views he's really comitted to it. I like it. (Great video btw.)

I can never tell if these theories are genuine or not. They seem so outlandiah yet fit so well

Great content shuck!

it hurts to fart