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This Low-Budget Knockoff Movie Has Scarred Me 

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Ted Nivison is a RU-vid entertainer/Filmmaker/voice actor/comedian based in New York. He creates comedy videos on RU-vid making commentary videos about various funny topics and poking fun at ridiculous people on Facebook, RU-vid, and Instagram. He's got some sweet moves as well.

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@meera6007
@meera6007 3 года назад
how did you find this?? I'm gunna throw up and its your fault
@ulysses988
@ulysses988 3 года назад
q
@chinchillainspace3624
@chinchillainspace3624 3 года назад
q
@BreadSlayer
@BreadSlayer 3 года назад
q
@cile9604
@cile9604 3 года назад
q
@firstnamelastname4363
@firstnamelastname4363 3 года назад
q
@Epicfaceguy40
@Epicfaceguy40 3 года назад
what was the point of “Africa’s most wanted” there wasn’t any established laws
@sethmc469
@sethmc469 3 года назад
Law of nature Bay-bee!
@lilnutt5580
@lilnutt5580 3 года назад
Nor any wanting
@jaythan.221
@jaythan.221 3 года назад
@popocot popocot yes
@alexmedcalf7755
@alexmedcalf7755 3 года назад
Laws of filmmaking
@owenbaldwin2460
@owenbaldwin2460 3 года назад
they didn't get permission from the council to build the city
@SynergyFX.
@SynergyFX. 3 года назад
Robert D. Hannah isn’t advertising for The Prodigy, he is developing his own cinematic universe
@nickd6532
@nickd6532 3 года назад
The RHCU
@Packapunch3612
@Packapunch3612 3 года назад
Yes
@thepear4075
@thepear4075 3 года назад
The RHCU
@makerofgarbage5877
@makerofgarbage5877 3 года назад
I’m for one excited for the next installment of the RHCU
@jacksonsinik6038
@jacksonsinik6038 3 года назад
Marvel: We have the biggest crossover in history. Robert D. Hannah:
@raechellesinclair7199
@raechellesinclair7199 Год назад
"they basically made a rainforest cafe" brilliant. amazing foreshadowing for future videos, Ted.
@coffeegirl18
@coffeegirl18 Год назад
I immediately wondered the order of this to the Rainforest Café video.
@grayvernon7823
@grayvernon7823 2 года назад
As someone who studied sound design in university, I'm not entirely unconvinced that the sheer awfulness of the audio is not some kind of genius that I'm not learned enough to understand. It is astounding
@squidhgf9997
@squidhgf9997 Год назад
Why so many negatives, my sleep-deprived brain can't comprehend this
@grayvernon7823
@grayvernon7823 Год назад
@@squidhgf9997 its called: My own sleep-deprived brain forgot how to type good english hjdgfjhsdg
@Eju-qq2mw
@Eju-qq2mw Год назад
Theres like four negatives what…? Its like multiplying negatives over and over until you get a positive
@bigpigeon2384
@bigpigeon2384 11 месяцев назад
I’m 100% convinced the sound guy was unpaid and just went down the list of sound effects for each scene and used the first example for each one he found on loop
@ChamomileT
@ChamomileT 5 месяцев назад
@@grayvernon7823why are we all watching this while sleep deprived
@seulement_moi
@seulement_moi 3 года назад
Um...I think we’re ignoring the fact that Pip has _human biceps_
@fishball524
@fishball524 3 года назад
And *opposable thumbs*
@oppositecatchyghost8025
@oppositecatchyghost8025 3 года назад
@@fishball524 ArE wE nOt GoInG tO aDdReSs ThE oPpOsAbLe ThUmBs!
@fishball524
@fishball524 3 года назад
@@oppositecatchyghost8025 yes because dogs obviously have opposable thumbs.
@oppositecatchyghost8025
@oppositecatchyghost8025 3 года назад
@@fishball524 That was a joke from Ted's review of Bikes lol
@fishball524
@fishball524 3 года назад
@@oppositecatchyghost8025 I haven't seen that yet. Looks pretty cursed from what I've heard tho.
@elijahmelton2660
@elijahmelton2660 3 года назад
I can’t stop looking at the monitor in the background
@Unhandyreal
@Unhandyreal 3 года назад
why did you bring my attention to this
@robertgoddard2417
@robertgoddard2417 3 года назад
why did you notify me about this
@reignforrest2090
@reignforrest2090 3 года назад
Of what reason did you imform them of the photograph
@giovannisspicymeatball2921
@giovannisspicymeatball2921 3 года назад
As your teacher I would like 3 paragraphs of evidence on why you brought this to my attention
@anyalaASMR
@anyalaASMR 3 года назад
why does it pull my eyes straight back to it wherever i try to look at ted...
@Bopperann
@Bopperann Год назад
These animators really should get into horror. Those janky movements are perfect for poltergeists.
@topiary0565
@topiary0565 Год назад
I love how ted doesn’t mention that the child jaguar is mostly upright but the mum is on all fours. It’s somehow the least questionable part of the whole movie lmao
@sickcxnt9444
@sickcxnt9444 Год назад
I also love how ted calls them jaguars, when jaguars don't live in africa
@LeachZeech
@LeachZeech 28 дней назад
​@@sickcxnt9444 They were on the same trip as Flash duh
@blackdaisy123
@blackdaisy123 3 года назад
This movie's plot sounds like a friend trying to outline the overarching story in a dream they had last night, except they forgot half of the details and they're trying to have it make sense by frantically filling the gaps with the plot points they remember from the original Madagascar films and hopelessly mangling any sort-of cohesive plot-line it may have had along the way.
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 3 года назад
Ew furry jk look at my pfp and name UwU
@federex0789
@federex0789 3 года назад
More like E
@blackshirts_and_breads
@blackshirts_and_breads 3 года назад
yeah i agree
@Rephical
@Rephical 3 года назад
I can relate to this on such a personal level
@dingdawng
@dingdawng 3 года назад
That feels way too specific to not have happened to you
@monkeygaming5652
@monkeygaming5652 3 года назад
pup should've lost his sweater vest as a sign of him turning wild so pup leaving his owner to live in the wild would have more significance
@jamisanmatalonis8458
@jamisanmatalonis8458 2 года назад
Also I wanna hear more about the Jaguar mom. She actually had some moments of showing some backstory. Like she’s a single mother in the jungle who kicks ass
@PGT860
@PGT860 Год назад
Warrior cats behavior
@benjaminnovick9174
@benjaminnovick9174 2 года назад
11:26 the flowers just instantly bloomed mid sentence which is interesting lore wise because either these hyenas talk super slow and it was sped up for viewability or the flowers are growing from the copious amount of drugs the creator took while making this movie being buried in the ground to hide them and both are interesting
@robertnussberger2028
@robertnussberger2028 Год назад
It could of been a glitch, like the computer forgot to put the flowers and it just stuck then right into the frame, and the animator was going to fix that scene, but never got to. I think animation scenes have to go through a handful of renditions before they can look normal. When they did Shrek, Shrek kept clitching and appearing as though he was "inside out." It was rather frightful. I also like the way you think with the idea possibility with the flowers blooming as they spoke, like it's either just a computer error, or maybe they are "soo mentally slow, that it took them soo long to speak and process thoughtfully in their heads that it took them an entire season to make a simple reason." It made me chuckle.
@xanderhebert6257
@xanderhebert6257 2 года назад
The sloth being in Africa is even weirder after thinking about it. Sloths tend to stay in a small group of trees for most of their lives, only coming down once a week to defecate away. So Flash somehow got lost and travelled across the Atlantic ocean because he had to use the bathroom.
@schy505
@schy505 3 года назад
Why did ted just ignore the fact that Pip is absolutely *JACKED*
@deven9565
@deven9565 3 года назад
Poop
@the_maximaal
@the_maximaal 3 года назад
Poop
@to8by215
@to8by215 3 года назад
Poop
@dyavolo8448
@dyavolo8448 3 года назад
Poop
@Scorch_Houndoom_
@Scorch_Houndoom_ 3 года назад
Poop
@gaysonderulo5411
@gaysonderulo5411 3 года назад
I’m still trying to figure out what Ted must have searched to find the gay penguins for his pc backgrounds
@imdone8645
@imdone8645 3 года назад
dude my search history looks horrible trying to find where tf he got this picture...
@stphoonnyy8285
@stphoonnyy8285 3 года назад
"Kawolski! Anal!"
@Noah-xo9xf
@Noah-xo9xf 3 года назад
Probably “gay penguins”
@Rivers_TG
@Rivers_TG 3 года назад
He probably seaeched up "Madagascar Penguins x Madagascar Penguins"😂
@goose6545
@goose6545 3 года назад
Ok gayson derulo
@thebestkurootetsuro3460
@thebestkurootetsuro3460 2 года назад
I love how he said he can't imagine persecuting someone cause you don't have a girlfriend.... Like he forgot niceguys and incels exist
@P-nk-m-na
@P-nk-m-na Год назад
i was just gonna say this incel rhinos
@alice20001
@alice20001 Год назад
Exactly, wasn’t there a whole thing about a kid with a rich dad that was somehow an incel? Drove a van into people or something?
@JoshuaAndres
@JoshuaAndres Год назад
You ever seen the movie ‘The Lobster’?
@Ellwoo
@Ellwoo Год назад
v
@weenieboi3536
@weenieboi3536 Год назад
@@P-nk-m-na i was literally thinking this when that part in the vid came up.
@Just_Joker
@Just_Joker 2 года назад
Almost exactly a year later, and I still can't get over Ted's voice when he says "Hey. How's it going?" as the rhino. It fucking kills me
@scj6693
@scj6693 7 месяцев назад
7:15
@coconutgaming7112
@coconutgaming7112 3 года назад
"Kowalski analysis " "Looks like we are homosexual skipper"
@m0x331
@m0x331 3 года назад
9:40
@mackenziebaker8259
@mackenziebaker8259 3 года назад
plot twist: the humans don’t own the dog, the dog owns the humans
@axiomgr33ne
@axiomgr33ne 3 года назад
Thanks Dwight
@HashbrownActual
@HashbrownActual 3 года назад
Ah yess, I too watch RossCreations
@ham1847
@ham1847 3 года назад
Q
@lilyrom2005
@lilyrom2005 3 года назад
sup
@mackenziebaker8259
@mackenziebaker8259 3 года назад
Lily Romao no
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200
@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 Год назад
The rhino running scene has probably got to be one of the single most unintentionally funny scenes I’ve ever seen in my life.
@marikaworth33
@marikaworth33 Год назад
21:49 this man really said: "Why dont you go get some Bitches?"
@kitabuna5797
@kitabuna5797 3 года назад
The hyena saying "We're in the jungle baby" vividly reminds me of "I'm the joker baby"
@nicksaunders7869
@nicksaunders7869 3 года назад
Or Guns n' Rose's "Welcome to the Jungle"
@tomazing5707
@tomazing5707 3 года назад
this confirms Robert D. Hannah is trying to create his own cinematic universe lmaooo
@rappodagodo5389
@rappodagodo5389 3 года назад
it gave me videogamedunkey vibes
@jahhxo
@jahhxo 3 года назад
Yep, i was thinking of “I’m Tha Joka Baby”
@jahhxo
@jahhxo 3 года назад
rappo dagodo yeah true
@etherealvaleska4483
@etherealvaleska4483 3 года назад
i'm sorry the shot of him walking with the bell noise over and over has me in tears why is that so funny
@beedoesthings8037
@beedoesthings8037 3 года назад
I was just sitting there, wondering why so much time was dedicated to him walking.
@dododonut
@dododonut 3 года назад
for those searching, 8:29
@wythmish758
@wythmish758 3 года назад
IT LASTS SO LONG
@jadecatgd5610
@jadecatgd5610 2 года назад
1000th like!
@Maybe_a_Spoon
@Maybe_a_Spoon 2 года назад
It just went on for so long
@DominationofProcrastination
@DominationofProcrastination 2 года назад
Dude, this was my favorite childhood film. I legit thought it was a fever dream. I’ve spent years trying to find it, but no luck. Thank you so much for finding it. I hold it dear to my calloused liver.
@Finchyboi14470
@Finchyboi14470 2 года назад
24:48 gave me chills when the crocodiles hiss was only in one of my earbuds. Whoever the sound designer for this movie was should be crucified for their crimes
@yourmomdotcom5759
@yourmomdotcom5759 3 года назад
“So lonely that you persecute people” that’s just incels, Ted.
@oxin1099
@oxin1099 3 года назад
@BigChonk13 is it not
@hitthere7722
@hitthere7722 3 года назад
BigChonk13 incels also tend to talk about how they would do shit like rape and murder girls for “not wanting a nice guy” n shit
@jameson1239
@jameson1239 3 года назад
Or basically anyone on 4chan
@Lukem40
@Lukem40 Год назад
I watched this movie when I was a young lad and I’ve been searching ever since all I remembered was a dog running like Jack sparrow and the nightmares are coming back now
@greyprincebidoof
@greyprincebidoof 2 года назад
Are we just overlooking the fact that the female rhinos needed men purely for protection? Like, they seemed to be doing just fine, so my guess is that the writer thought "Hmm, how could we insert gender roles into this film?"
@wintermoon7003
@wintermoon7003 Год назад
Well I don't want a female protecting me, that's for damn sure! And why women SHOULD carry guns. We are weaker than men, it's not a stereotype, it's the truth.
@supergomguy1422
@supergomguy1422 3 года назад
Is no one gonna point out the fact that rhinos don’t live in water?
@DeviantCinnamonfur
@DeviantCinnamonfur 3 года назад
wait I didn't even think about that- they'd be HIPPOS, god damn it-
@senorflinty4300
@senorflinty4300 3 года назад
Bruh
@MilkChai_X
@MilkChai_X 3 года назад
If you hadn't pointed this out, I would have no idea anything was wrong
@luvinescent
@luvinescent 3 года назад
damn.. i forgot
@cocojumbo90210
@cocojumbo90210 3 года назад
Holy shit that slipped my mind
@AngellicRuby
@AngellicRuby 3 года назад
I remember this movie, it was so fucking terrible that it was almost SURREAL, i sat in a car with a stomach full of 3 large sized mcdonalds cokes and 2 big macs (i was unhealthy at the time). I remember just watching it and sitting there and just laughing with the most pain I've ever felt in my stomach, i couldn't think for the life of me. One of the few things i remember was "Pip's favorite food is just the nesquick strawberry powder." And "nearly this entire movie ONE song is playing and i can remember EVERY NOTE of the song.". Long story short the end of the movie is the only other thing i remember and it was HORRENDOUS.
@monkyk1ng
@monkyk1ng 3 года назад
if i had nearly 3 liters of coke in me and watched this movie i would simply die.
@owenhs3268
@owenhs3268 3 года назад
dang i didnt read this but i bet this goes into detail on how bad this movie is Edit: i was wrong thanks for almost making me throw up
@semih3665
@semih3665 3 года назад
holy shit we have a literal fucking survivor among us
@dippyfresh8155
@dippyfresh8155 3 года назад
Okay but where do I watch this
@ct57318
@ct57318 3 года назад
@@monkyk1ng If I had 3 liters of coke in me I would simply die.
@user-nz4qh2ig3v
@user-nz4qh2ig3v Год назад
24:15 Ted mentioned the restaurant Rainforest Cafe. similar to pixar, Ted puts hints towards his future projects. In this case, his 2022 project where he went to every Rainforest Cafe
@jkw5458
@jkw5458 Год назад
This truly marks the beginning of an adventure, Neigh, a journey of epic proportion.
@pressplayulysses
@pressplayulysses Год назад
​@@jkw5458 and we are all in for the ride.
@promiseeverything1726
@promiseeverything1726 2 года назад
I distinctly remember getting my grandmother to buy this movie from a redbox when I was younger. This movie has stuck with me since. I get scenes from it in my head. I don't know what it did to me, but I feel like it became a core memory. The traumatized ones that change who you are forever.
@seafoam2190
@seafoam2190 3 года назад
Please do more of these movie reviews they are pure gold.
@mixplayer2372
@mixplayer2372 3 года назад
134 likes with no comments? well here you go
@seafoam2190
@seafoam2190 3 года назад
@@mixplayer2372 Lmao thanks
@kdawg8652
@kdawg8652 3 года назад
Danny gonzalez does a lot of these
@___off___take2909
@___off___take2909 3 года назад
These are still gold to watch
@starboi2099
@starboi2099 3 года назад
q
@alistairbadger4413
@alistairbadger4413 3 года назад
Ok, the animation was giving me cringe. But when the dog spoke and said "You missed one", I think that was a most unexpectedly jarring experience I've had in a while 😂
@cez_is_typing
@cez_is_typing 3 года назад
I physically recoiled at the “ *you missed one* 😃😃😃”
@brendanvehslage2593
@brendanvehslage2593 2 года назад
I vomited
@blexellie7146
@blexellie7146 Год назад
22:10 he just describes incels XD
@TillMetal
@TillMetal 2 года назад
17:19 “I didn’t know he was a ninjaa.”
@Leon-qs1on
@Leon-qs1on 3 года назад
movie suggestion: “ratatoing”. ratatouille knock off. involves secret agents. for some reason.
@tylerrobles9935
@tylerrobles9935 3 года назад
No, too basic. Try something more abstract. Something hardly anyone has heard of.
@Leon-qs1on
@Leon-qs1on 3 года назад
Spaghetti Talks well theres always sunday school musical
@tylerrobles9935
@tylerrobles9935 3 года назад
Leon wait, what? Ok your too good at this.
@abbypfau8898
@abbypfau8898 3 года назад
pretty sure danny gonzalez made a vid on that already
@sophiac7578
@sophiac7578 3 года назад
Leon Sunday school musical is a classic depending on which area of the Internet you frequent Heard about that over a year ago : )
@minimoonberry
@minimoonberry 3 года назад
the rhino ladies: we hate men doggy man: hey so there's men, interested? the rhino ladies: 👁👄👁?
@minimoonberry
@minimoonberry 3 года назад
@@ratgal021 no❤ cheers💜
@biggusdickus4153
@biggusdickus4153 2 года назад
8:45 are we not gonna talk about how this is Michaels house from GTA?
@CalderTF2
@CalderTF2 Год назад
24:20 that's called foreshadowing
@whatabees
@whatabees 3 года назад
Ted: "Who persecutes people because they're lonely?" Me: oh no the rhinos are incels
@scheele1646
@scheele1646 3 года назад
I was thinking this too lmfao
@Slimerror
@Slimerror 3 года назад
Lmao
@bigmansui1725
@bigmansui1725 3 года назад
The dislikes are the “Life’s A Jungle: Africa’s Most Wanted” production team.
@theabs3nt354
@theabs3nt354 3 года назад
Bro wym? There was only like tw-three people at best at most working on this.
@turdy_water7646
@turdy_water7646 3 года назад
No way there was 90 people who made this
@CryoticMienshao
@CryoticMienshao 3 года назад
@@turdy_water7646 those extra people are related to them, or they are karens
@xBlueWolf
@xBlueWolf 3 года назад
Probably like 12 captive children from Syria
@miguelbriseno2581
@miguelbriseno2581 3 года назад
and the stans
@sdrxke
@sdrxke 2 года назад
The fact it still cost 400k to make this movie is a heartbreaking development. And only 30 people were involved.... and surprisingly this took 13 months to make
@ieatzglitterz
@ieatzglitterz 2 года назад
They could’ve done something way better with 400k
@Josiahhhhhhh
@Josiahhhhhhh Год назад
“They essentially created a rainforest cafe” I should have seen it coming all this time ago…
@Left4Sharkbait
@Left4Sharkbait 3 года назад
"Knockoff" Clearly Ted doesn't see that Life's a Jungle is the Mona Lisa of animated movies
@isaachughes9147
@isaachughes9147 3 года назад
More like a picasso painting of animated movies
@jaydenlee7913
@jaydenlee7913 2 года назад
This is the David painting of animated movies.
@tomdabomb27
@tomdabomb27 3 года назад
F tier? This is obviously S tier using the same sound effects over and over, exquisite animation, and absolute chad characters
@ethancastelazo9774
@ethancastelazo9774 3 года назад
The rhinos got that chad walk down. Absolute alphas
@coolbeanz1070
@coolbeanz1070 3 года назад
Absolute chad characters is such a perfect term for so many people
@CoasterMagicX2
@CoasterMagicX2 3 года назад
You know what they say, if the sound effect ain't broke, don't fix it!
@giannabarbee
@giannabarbee 2 года назад
The mother jaguar spoke and I had to test the volume on my phone because I was dead sure I hallucinated her voice, i’ve never been so unsure of reality in my life as watching these movie reviews
@dixonsharp3333
@dixonsharp3333 Год назад
22:00 man said you get no bitches
@coralmush
@coralmush 3 года назад
Female Rhinos: we’re anti men *seconds later* We need some security, let’s get some men
@Peterpiperspickledpeppers
@Peterpiperspickledpeppers 3 года назад
*Just like real life*
@lemonade_spice
@lemonade_spice 3 года назад
@@Peterpiperspickledpeppers no???
@BigBad21
@BigBad21 3 года назад
Tom Nook AMEN BROTHER!!!!
@edenshamy5339
@edenshamy5339 3 года назад
What if the writer just gave them firearms instead lmao
@coralmush
@coralmush 3 года назад
Eden Shamy Ikr
@loser-ish3898
@loser-ish3898 3 года назад
“ *_They went on a safari to see wild animals, and now they’re looking at the wild animals, and the wild animals are drinking at a bar that they built_* “ One of the best lines from this whole video.
@tmmaster6904
@tmmaster6904 2 года назад
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.” - George Orwell, Animal Farm
@likeapro4242
@likeapro4242 2 года назад
@@tmmaster6904 You know, when I went to watch this video, my mind couldn’t be further from Animal Farm. And now I’m remembering 7th grade English. Thanks for that.
@tmmaster6904
@tmmaster6904 2 года назад
@@likeapro4242 no problem king
@likeapro4242
@likeapro4242 2 года назад
25:43
@milomilox2
@milomilox2 2 года назад
i mean to be fair the director of the film has a similar idea to when marty (zebra) built a bar in madagascar
@jimthescrub
@jimthescrub Год назад
10:53 man's sounds like a Paw Patrol character.
@Walkthewalkkk
@Walkthewalkkk Год назад
The Rainforest Cafe reference is perfection
@useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943
@useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943 3 года назад
"Well Ted the animals in Madagascar walk on their hind legs so that's a strike for me"
@useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943
@useronethreefourfivesixtwo3943 3 года назад
god this took me so long to create a account for because google kept on telling me are you sure this is a name so I had to change all the numbers into letter form
@bakruptfern329
@bakruptfern329 3 года назад
Mad respect, king
@michaelpatton343
@michaelpatton343 3 года назад
I was looking for this comment
@toastychrome3992
@toastychrome3992 3 года назад
Every frame of this movie feels like it could be in a cursed images compilation.
@MicrowaveBakedPotato
@MicrowaveBakedPotato 3 года назад
It feels like a very old animated film with little to no effort going into it.
@CasperVanderlyle
@CasperVanderlyle Год назад
Mad respect for the sound designer
@enzosg6404
@enzosg6404 2 года назад
20:29 i really didn't expect to see Exponiendo Infieles here
@nobodyspecial7004
@nobodyspecial7004 3 года назад
Can we appreciate Ted for putting himself through this so we don't have to
@Managarmr482
@Managarmr482 3 года назад
This reminds me of nostalgia critic
@kaiju2296
@kaiju2296 3 года назад
He remembers it so we don’t have to
@arsena5209
@arsena5209 3 года назад
Actually he put himself through this to put us through it with him
@deepinmythots752
@deepinmythots752 2 года назад
He really out here doing gods work and shit.
@cryguy0000
@cryguy0000 Год назад
This movie is a masterpiece
@elpaublo3420
@elpaublo3420 3 года назад
"Africa's most wanted" Trust me... this definitely wasn't wanted...
@Managarmr482
@Managarmr482 3 года назад
Ya they are wanted for the murder of my eyes
@Looselimbsmcgee
@Looselimbsmcgee Год назад
I feel like I did drugs, I'm not sure I can walk into work after this
@victornoname7269
@victornoname7269 Год назад
Omg this is one of my favorite bad movies! I'm so glad someone else knows it exists and has had to suffer through it. I can't believe you left out the part where they trick him into shitting into an anthill. It's one of the biggest wft moments in the movie.
@polikyt2472
@polikyt2472 3 года назад
“That sound is used 70 times in a row.” Why did he count?
@primalaspid21
@primalaspid21 2 года назад
Why did you not?
@polikyt2472
@polikyt2472 2 года назад
@@primalaspid21 fair point
@jayceeYT793
@jayceeYT793 3 года назад
“I’ve never seen someone so lonely to the point that they would persecute other people” I mean that’s basically incels
@devileon393
@devileon393 2 года назад
This is a memory from my childhood that did not need to be relived. I don't even know how my parents found this movie when I was little.
@fillmainlol5973
@fillmainlol5973 2 года назад
it’s amazing to me that this animator hasn’t been headhunted by other studios 😂
@ethanchaudhary2523
@ethanchaudhary2523 3 года назад
there is a studio called the asylum that has a myriad of knockoffs including: Atlantic rim, Transmorphers, Triassic world, Titanic 2, and my favorite Battle Star Wars
@TedNivison
@TedNivison 3 года назад
I actually know a guy who interned for them lol
@potatopotato6114
@potatopotato6114 3 года назад
:o
@spaceman2202
@spaceman2202 3 года назад
They purposefully make bad movies I think that’s the point of their studio, it’s comically bad
@deepinmythots752
@deepinmythots752 2 года назад
@@spaceman2202 Thats pretty hard to pull off. The really funny bad movies are mostly funny because it's not purposely bad, like the fact that a butt load of people got together to make a movie that's such shit and nobody stopped to say "what the fuck are we doing here??" is just so damn comedic in an unironic way lmao
@shae.2214
@shae.2214 3 года назад
The rhinos run on all fours like the werewolf characters in the early seasons of Teen Wolf and I can’t get over it
@ieatzglitterz
@ieatzglitterz 2 года назад
That made me cry for three hours last night because that scared me so much
@ghostofentity3032
@ghostofentity3032 Год назад
Idk how but i somehow found this movie years ago when i was like 6 or 7 and i vividly remember the opening scene and the part where Pip goes to the female rhino camp, along with a few other sparse scenes, and for years i thought it was some strange fever dream
@colorblockpoprocks6973
@colorblockpoprocks6973 2 года назад
13:19 -laughs in Warner Bros.-
@thesirwilliam
@thesirwilliam 3 года назад
21:27 thought it was literally just gonna turn into a game
@thisisepic3289
@thisisepic3289 3 года назад
yo it’s sir william
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 3 года назад
You mean like game pursuit scenes (escape from the indominous rex from jw, bolder from indiana jones, etc.)?
@rookiemistakes3258
@rookiemistakes3258 3 года назад
"hold 'shift' to run"
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871
@aneeveewhohasinternet1871 3 года назад
@@rookiemistakes3258 press 'MB3' to look behind you
@frogwknife3825
@frogwknife3825 3 года назад
But the way he fukin runs has me dead tho
@NateGreat400
@NateGreat400 3 года назад
Kinda odd how the main issue of this *children’s film* was solved by getting the antagonists laid
@speakerbox3602
@speakerbox3602 2 года назад
I remember watching this when I was little. Why my parents let me watch this, not once but multiple times I have no idea, but just an interesting memory that has been unlocked.
@ANXXXTY
@ANXXXTY 2 года назад
This entire movie made me feel like I was both high and was having a fever dream at the same dream
@AuroraVeil_
@AuroraVeil_ 3 года назад
Ted talks about his 400mg trip like it was the biggest he's ever done, but I'm convinced that that is *half* of the dose he takes to get through these movies
@durpyislost6212
@durpyislost6212 3 года назад
I know a 15 year old who took 2500mg, he was fine
@mintrydoesstuff9221
@mintrydoesstuff9221 3 года назад
gooster he was fine?? how the hell
@hitthere7722
@hitthere7722 3 года назад
mintrytheconfused weed doesn’t actually harm you it’s can fuck you up hard, but the amount of people who died from weed overdose is a whopping 0,
@mintrydoesstuff9221
@mintrydoesstuff9221 3 года назад
Hitthere well, yes i’ve never heard of someone dying from a weed od, ted seemed to be in a lot of pain with the 400mg. the way gooster said “he was fine” seems like he wasn’t in pain at all. perhaps his tolerance was higher?
@hitthere7722
@hitthere7722 3 года назад
mintrytheconfused he probably meant fine in the long run, because we’d say ted is fine after his 400 mg dose, but ted wasn’t fine at the time
@pandaserthepanda1514
@pandaserthepanda1514 3 года назад
Every character in that movie looks like a creature straight out of Spore
@aurath492
@aurath492 2 года назад
Holy shit this is so damn accurate
@gasterthemaster6490
@gasterthemaster6490 2 года назад
That is the most accurate thing i've ever read.
@dreambuilder4536
@dreambuilder4536 Год назад
This was such an amazing explanation of something so ridiculously convoluted that I almost understand it
@Umang_GD
@Umang_GD Год назад
16:34 sounds like herbert from family guy
@meebske824
@meebske824 3 года назад
Why isnt anyone talking about how buff the dog is
@alice-bz6sp
@alice-bz6sp 3 года назад
My mans *hench*
@i_weeb1549
@i_weeb1549 3 года назад
Ahhh yes *henching*
@spoofie2762
@spoofie2762 3 года назад
no he is literally jacked for no reason
@badscientist
@badscientist 3 года назад
“This is practically exactly how The Prodigy opened up” *Gillette Ad plays*
@bakruptfern329
@bakruptfern329 3 года назад
*Old spice ad plays*
@Axqu7227
@Axqu7227 2 года назад
This is the first video of yours I’ve ever seen. I love your dry delivery and how fun you make these terrible old rip-off movies. You’ve earned my sub!! Also: Your outro absolutely *threw me* because a loud, bearded Australian man wasn’t using it to blow up crappy headphones. Glad to see someone else likes Scarlet Fire too!!
@mary-annv2140
@mary-annv2140 3 года назад
Oh my god if the background hadn’t been changing I would have thought you edited the bell/cat scene to be longer
@vladdracula8103
@vladdracula8103 3 года назад
Dude same I was like no way this is real 🤣
@trucevideos
@trucevideos 3 года назад
man it just KEPT. GOING.
@michaelhutchison3715
@michaelhutchison3715 3 года назад
And the knockoff version of stevie wonder’s superstition
@blobvisfan666
@blobvisfan666 3 года назад
That isn't the only thing here that looks too shitty to be real imo. The scene where Pip was dancing could've gone for a default dance meme if you added the jingle in the background.
@seanmaxmyla
@seanmaxmyla 3 года назад
I’ve seen better GMod animations than this movie
@madstellaris3176
@madstellaris3176 2 года назад
Honestly, with the amounts of Gmod tf2 videos I watched, I have to agree.
@ilikecurry2345
@ilikecurry2345 2 года назад
Unironically, true. Just look at some of the greats - Dr. Lalve, the late great Kitty0706, the also-late TheT1g3r42, That Gray Cartoon Pony, CrazyScoutFIN, ElTorro64RUS, and so forth.
@kai_fatallysapphic
@kai_fatallysapphic Год назад
Hotel Mario Gmod edition is a cinematic masterpiece compared to this
@prozystudios1595
@prozystudios1595 2 года назад
i feel ill watching this. it feels hot and clammy. every time ted cuts to the film i start feeling like im in some kind of tiny hell of minor discomfort
@greenme1233
@greenme1233 Год назад
12:34 the sounds of the mouths 😂
@tullyrice4189
@tullyrice4189 3 года назад
Dinosaur Island, literally the worst movie ever...
@monkey-._
@monkey-._ 3 года назад
Or Wizard So So, it’s fucking terrifying, you can find a ton of rip offs on Amazon Video
@tullyrice4189
@tullyrice4189 3 года назад
Uh, think you typed on the wrong comment
@veev9515
@veev9515 3 года назад
@@tullyrice4189 The people who made Dinosaur Island have another movie called Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, with the same animation quality, it's fucking appauling
@RegularFish2
@RegularFish2 3 года назад
Alpha and omega is the worst movie ever. It's literally 1 hour and 28 minutes of nothing
@monkey-._
@monkey-._ 3 года назад
Tully Rice wdym homie?
@seandougherty5145
@seandougherty5145 3 года назад
When you started reading the movie synopsis I heard “Pimp Thotty had it all” and thought I changed video.
@jollybear_wastaken
@jollybear_wastaken 2 года назад
So I wasn't the only one?! I had to rewatch it
@philm4109
@philm4109 2 года назад
Subbed because I keep finding new avenues to feed my crippling "youtuber who reviews bad/knock-off movies" addiction!
@thetacoteller9321
@thetacoteller9321 Год назад
you should definitely watch "The Velocipastor" a pastor who can turn into a dino teams up with a hooker and fights drug dealing ninjas. pure gold
@NeatO_Mixie
@NeatO_Mixie 3 года назад
I recommend Romeo and Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss if you're looking for a wild ride of a film.
@myamorris4450
@myamorris4450 3 года назад
I unironically love this movie
@MissMatched
@MissMatched 3 года назад
I actually loved this movie as a kid XD a little weird but I loved it
@rupom_1670
@rupom_1670 3 года назад
@@MissMatched æ
@windowsxp1902
@windowsxp1902 3 года назад
Gnomeo and juliet/sherlock gnomes are better
@Melonhii
@Melonhii 11 месяцев назад
i still love that movie tbh…
@colterpett8590
@colterpett8590 3 года назад
Pip saying "you missed one" hit me like a bullet train going 140 miles an hour
@katehengstler
@katehengstler 2 года назад
Pip showed up to rhinos and went “no bitches?”
@SirAsdf
@SirAsdf Год назад
This is the movie that exposed kid me to how truly terrible films could be. I found on it on the free movies section on my family's Comcast service (back when movie streaming was still in its infancy) This was the exact moment I went from looking at the world as a wonderful place filled with hope and beauty into a cold, dark pit where everyone will try to rip you off.
@TheTortinator
@TheTortinator 3 года назад
I'm pretty sure these kinda movies are autogenerated from an AI
@Koozul
@Koozul 3 года назад
Wouldn’t be surprised
@cocojumbo90210
@cocojumbo90210 3 года назад
Makes since
@samemz
@samemz 3 года назад
@@cocojumbo90210 yes. makes "since" for sure
@beefluff2100
@beefluff2100 3 года назад
Uhh.. We just gonna ignore what’s on the monitor...? Kowalski and Skipper...?
@gangstagrinder81
@gangstagrinder81 3 года назад
Kowalski, analysis?
@beefluff2100
@beefluff2100 3 года назад
@@gangstagrinder81 Kowalski: _Seems to me we’re gay Skipper_
@gangstagrinder81
@gangstagrinder81 3 года назад
@@beefluff2100😂😂😂
@lunethemoonman1533
@lunethemoonman1533 3 года назад
whatcha mean nothing here is wrong
@user-le3lw8ke3z
@user-le3lw8ke3z 2 года назад
hold on arent they brothers..
@kile433
@kile433 8 месяцев назад
if your estimation is right, and Pip fell for about 20 seconds after being dropped by the big-ass eagle, then he would've fallen roughly 6430 feet (1.2mi or 1.9k) and reached a velocity of about 430mph (not accounting for atmospheric resistance, don't want to google "what is the terminal velocity of a beagle?"). Which means Artie can hit a flying target well over a mile away by shooting a splinter out of his nose. what a fucking legend.
@aidanpedersen
@aidanpedersen Год назад
While he’s falling, there are a dozen clouds going passed. He’s reached terminal velocity and Lou is dead.
@zachsutton4518
@zachsutton4518 3 года назад
“They are moving like aggressive oobleck. There is no consistency there” Loved that
@sarahharman9879
@sarahharman9879 3 года назад
Hey, Ted should watch legend of oz: Dorothy's return. It has SO many big names in it, but it flopped. My aunt helped fund it, but no amount of money could have fixed this movie.
@plain3089
@plain3089 3 года назад
My dad loves that movie lmao.
@MiloKuroshiro
@MiloKuroshiro 3 года назад
That movie was literally a documented scam, I'm sorry for your aunt.
@marionmarionette
@marionmarionette 3 года назад
The one with the evil jester? I remember getting ads for that movie like every day on tv lmao
@sarahharman9879
@sarahharman9879 3 года назад
@@marionmarionette hell yeah man
@jellypatchkids7353
@jellypatchkids7353 2 года назад
12:02 there furries duh
@SeaForest
@SeaForest 2 года назад
Ok as someone who has done golf majority of my life and gets tired of someone saying “oh that’s not a sport”… I- I felt a sense of shame when the “golf” scene just quietly came in 18:20. Like uh- n-no psh I don’t play that what are you talking about
@bumbalaaa
@bumbalaaa 3 года назад
"we don't need no protection, we are anti-men" "there's some men over there" "we need some protection around here"
@kittykitties4220
@kittykitties4220 2 года назад
beef
@chad7492
@chad7492 Год назад
society
@dominicballinger6536
@dominicballinger6536 Год назад
Sounds like what she said
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